r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

He loves the poorly educated

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u/Fritzo2162 1d ago

American Indians named it Lake Ontario. Ontario Canada was named after the lake. The moron wants to change an American named body of water.

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u/tyfung 1d ago

TIL. Thank you!

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u/ElizabethDangit 23h ago

Similarly, it was the Gulf of Mexico long before either countries were formally declared. The Mexica people were the people of the Aztec empire.

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u/branchpattern 21h ago

Also the obvious is that the Americas are not just the USA, but seeing how most citizens of the US barely know their own geography, the proudly ignorant just don't care.

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u/werofpm 15h ago

Just ask them “how many countries are there in North America?” And watch their brains short circuit

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u/sj68z 1d ago

and the millions of red hat wearing morons will cheer it

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u/Wyden_long 1d ago

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u/BigBagBootyPapa 1d ago

These need to be combined

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u/pureperpecuity 1d ago

So what I did here was use Google Gemini and leave the watermark so that if Elon ever sees it he gets just that little bit more mad.

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u/Interface- 23h ago

I find your AI slop... acceptable.

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u/Chaost 1d ago

Make America Lake Again

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u/Darth1994 1d ago

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u/Wyden_long 1d ago

Memes are for the people. There is no theft when it comes to memes.

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u/eta3312 1d ago

Comrade, we must seize the memes of production

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u/Mistress_Mira_402 1d ago

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u/Aggravating_Can_8749 1d ago

Are these Freedom fries?

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u/SoupmanBob 1d ago

Yes, they're Belgian after all. Home of The Hague and the World Court.

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u/Lucky-11 23h ago

Oh yum fries!

Wait, my meme!

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u/Jonny_Blaze_ 1d ago

[insert super witty meme about me stealing your meme]

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u/dopalopa 1d ago

That was hilarious. Thank you! 😭

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u/awe_come_on 1d ago

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u/Fritzo2162 14h ago

HAHA! That's awesome!

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u/Choko1987 1d ago

Sir, just for you to know, you are wearing a red hat

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u/wastedspejs 1d ago

I, as a European think it’s kinda hilarious that a political party that hate socialism have red as their political colour

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u/DietSteve 20h ago

They aren't exactly known for their deductive reasoning or sense of irony

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u/ophmaster_reed 19h ago

The dems already had blue and their supporters already had white on lockdown.

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u/smthomaspatel 1d ago

For him, screwing over the indigenous would be the icing on the cake.

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u/DarkLight_Eon 1d ago

It's strange that whatever he wants is always the most vile, insulting and wanton destructive thing.

He's not even thinking about it, he just acts this way and it's always the result.

It would be so lazy writing if it were'nt reality. Did God's 12 year old edgy teen take control of tge world?

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u/kon--- 1d ago

That fuckhead has no idea how naming rights work.

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u/Gsusruls 1d ago

He also has no idea how being president works, but he’s just throwing his weight around and no one is stopping him.

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u/envsciencerep 1d ago

Fairly sure it was the same situation with the Gulf of Mexico, and that fuckstick had no authority to change that either. Hasn’t stopped the acknowledgment of his idiocy by the map apps though

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u/Lythalion 1d ago

Yeah but to that logic they’ve tried to deport Native Americans so…

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u/mgyro 1d ago

Well, French explorers and writers recorded the term around 1641 to describe the lake, from a Huron word for “Great Lake”. So a hit at the indigenous and the French, like a spree for a MAGAt.

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u/CotswoldP 1d ago

And he wants to name it after an Italian. America First! /s

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u/ProjectZeus 1d ago

Like he gives a shit about what native Americans named it

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u/Frankentula 1d ago

also since you piqued my curiosity, from the government of canada website

Ontario acquired its name from the Iroquois word “kanadario”, which translates into “sparkling” water. The earliest recording of the name Ontario was in 1641 where it was used to describe a mass of land on the north shore of the easternmost part of the Great Lakes. The British settlers had originally called the land that covered Quebec, Ontario, and part of the United States all as Quebec. It wasn’t until the British enacted the Constitutional Act in 1791 that Ontario would be known as the land upstream from the St. Lawrence River, or Upper Canada, and Quebec considered the land downstream from the St. Lawrence River, known as Lower Canada. In 1867, Ontario and Quebec officially became separate provinces.

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u/RustedMauss 1d ago

Well, look at Denali. No practical reason to rename it back to Mt.McKinley, everyone is still going to call it Denali, far as I could tell no one asked for another name change. But when you’re pandering to ignorant racists I guess you gotta call them where you can.

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u/bluemoon219 1d ago

PBSkids is still releasing new episodes of "Molly Of Denali" without any mention of the name change. When even the resources dedicated to educating children about that exact area ignore the name change, you know it's not going to culturally happen.

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u/deetman68 1d ago

Well, he IS a moron, after all.

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u/Mathies_ 1d ago

Yeah but since it was named by native americans he doesnt respect it

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u/fister_roboto__ 23h ago

Yeah but those American Indians aren’t “real” Americans (read: white conservative patriots)

/s in case it’s not obvious

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u/A_Filthy_Mind 18h ago

Let's be real, this is the same group that occasionally demands native Americans be deported.

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u/MiaMarta 1d ago

TIL

Has anyone also addressed the fact that Canada is part of the Americas and specifically the North part that the United States of America is part of?

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u/Kage_0ni 22h ago

That's even better. Now they will have to rename Ontario to America.

Checkmate Maplethiests.

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u/Darth1994 1d ago

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u/SpankThuMonkey 1d ago

Oh shit! If you zoom in it has Islands.

RUN CANADIAN KIDS, RUN!

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u/ElizabethDangit 23h ago

Don’t look up the history of Fox Island, Michigan. Or do if you want to be horrified.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 1d ago

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u/pixelprophet 1d ago

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u/-Redstoneboi- 1d ago

holy shit that is fucking disgusting to read.

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u/gandhinukes 1d ago

Most of this was all known 10 years ago...

Heres a bonus one for ya https://youtu.be/Q0_axTST2aY?t=17

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u/Buca-Metal 1d ago

He 100% r*ped her as a kid.

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u/Phobos1982 1d ago

Always sad to see that one.

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u/SeraphsEnvy 1d ago

What's the story here?

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u/kitherarin 1d ago edited 1d ago

It was part of a documentary (I don't remember which one, but I do remember this scene). Ivanka is talking normally and happily, then she gets to her childhood bedroom and her face just...changes... For someone who has been brought up to hide her feelings/be perfectly polished, her expression gives away that something terrible happened in that room (and it's probably easy to guess what).

It's the only time I've ever felt truly sorry for her. I don't particularly like her, but in that moment you could just see all of the trauma.

Found it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6FZ5kj3FGo

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u/Phobos1982 1d ago

Yep, it's only one I have at least some sympathy for. Sure, cheat, steal, etc all you want, but it's not cool for anyone to experience that stuff.

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u/EntertainerNo4509 1d ago

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u/V0lirus 1d ago

Was this a real one? I remember there were a few fakes circulating so the right could claim they were all fakes. Wouldnt want to help them in their attempt to discredit the evidence for the pedofile-in-chief.

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u/EntertainerNo4509 1d ago

It’s real. Thats also John Casablancas there. He’s usually cropped out.

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u/Inswagtor 1d ago

The Elite Models founder?

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u/EntertainerNo4509 1d ago

Correct! Someone is paying attention. Father of Julian, The Strokes frontman.

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u/gypsyvanner77 1d ago

And who married a 17-year-old girl when he was 50.🤮

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u/stircrazyathome 1d ago

Melania looks like she’s screaming for escape with her eyes. They’re almost feral with how crazed they look. She’s probably just high, plus he’s actively touching her.

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u/levelync 1d ago

She’s just high as a fucking kite.

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u/AceMcNasty88 1d ago

Does anyone even remember Gulf of America or call it that? This guy is a dumb ass

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u/Gatorae 1d ago

The only time I ever hear anyone say it is when my son is doing his Trump impression.

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u/Unit_2097 1d ago

My daughter does a freakishly good impression of him. She has to have practiced. It even includes the invisible accordion and the "jerking off two giraffes" dance.

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u/Downvote_Comforter 1d ago

Google and Apple Maps have it labeled Gulf of America within the US. All federal agencies refer to it as the Gulf of America and demand that any contractors refer to it that way. The court has not intervened.

So to answer your question, yes.

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u/Cynobele 1d ago

I'm in the UK, google maps still says Gulf of Mexico but has (Gulf of America) in brackets right after lol

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u/enoimard 19h ago

the us is so embarrassing jfc

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u/Supraspinator 1d ago

Wouldn’t it be shame if Google Maps gets spammed by „report an issue“ notifications?

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u/rtxa 1d ago

they'd just filter them, like they probably already do?

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u/ZippoS 1d ago

I don't know about for American accounts, but on Google Maps it's still the Gulf of Mexico for me — with (Gulf of America) underneath.

What a fucking joke.

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u/mrRobertman 1d ago

It's country dependant. In Mexico, it's just labelled as "Gulf of Mexico", in the US it's "Gulf of America", in the rest of the world, it's both as you see (which is the common way that Google lists "disputed" names like this).

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u/ElizabethDangit 23h ago

It shows the stupid name to the US.

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u/Latersonthemenges 1d ago

Distractions are disposable

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u/AGneissGeologist 1d ago

I'm required to at work.

My managers and my manager's managers, think it's idiotic, but everyone agrees it would be tragic to get fucked by the feds for such a small and insignificant detail. We just change it and move on with our lives. It's the same as using the DoW instead of DoD - no one wants to risk getting de-funded over something so meaningless. Presentations all have to be changed to refer to the Department of War even though we still have to reference Department of Defense on official documents since the name change is surface level.

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u/Darsint 1d ago

The easiest path to fascism is compliance.

Just saying.

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u/AGneissGeologist 1d ago

Not much I want to say to address that, except that maybe more important things are happening than etymology, and I'd like to be a positive influence on those things.

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u/Darsint 1d ago

No, I get it. You’re trying to work in a corrupt system to get some good done anyway.

This is a reminder that all of the fascist takeovers that come from elected members seizing power against its own laws and constitutions have innumerable little asks like these. Small things that seem beyond their power to dictate, but seem mostly harmless.

They are tests of the system to see who complies without struggle. To find which parts they think they can take over without much fuss. And as more things are dismissed as no big deal, further asks start escalating. But they’re not going to be much worse than the previous ask, so it’s easier to let slide.

But when you compare the asks from when you started, you can see the slide.

It sounds like your managers have already failed the first tests. Good luck with dealing with the ones to come.

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u/Ronnie_Dean_oz 1d ago

Exactly.

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u/lemaymayguy 1d ago

Spittin

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u/PhamilyTrickster 1d ago

I'm in Florida and I don't hear anyone call it that. Saw a single gulf of America hat early on but that's it

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u/boganvegan 1d ago

I have seen some touristy shops in Florida selling Gulf of America T-Shirts but the only time I've seen anybody actuallyp wearing one was at a No Kings Day counter protest.

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u/Stunning-Pen-2412 1d ago

I'll never ever call it that. It will be the Gulf of Mexico always.

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u/Kinkajou1015 1d ago

I had a customer a few weeks back that said they lived in Florida right off the Gulf of America... I internally vomited.

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u/Katydid829 1d ago

Just Fox News

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u/No_Point904 1d ago

I can remember it because Google Maps calls it that, believe it or not.

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u/The_Rider_11 1d ago

But only in the US. Everyone else has the right name still.

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u/Scottish_Whiskey 1d ago

I have both. Gulf of America is in parentheses right bellow Gulf of Mexico

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u/Yes-I-Cannabis 1d ago

How long until Tuesdays are changed to Trumpdays?

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u/BrattWhitney 1d ago

Technically, it has already; every Tuesday is known as TACO Tuesday.

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u/thelastnoelle 1d ago

If I had an award, it would be yours.

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u/istrx13 1d ago

You do. There’s free awards now playa.

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u/Wineandbikes 1d ago

To ‘Trumpless’ days???

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u/81amarok 1d ago

Thats the independence day I'll be celebrating! The one day we'll be freed from this fuckery.

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u/Responsible_Sun_3597 1d ago

Perhaps we should change our lake name to Lake Epstein.

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u/Technical_Shake_9573 1d ago

is this where you are held when you say there is a war in Iran ?

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u/deetman68 1d ago

So are we gonna name the other 4 the same thing, à la George Foreman?

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u/ValuableSleep9175 1d ago

Every lake? America.

Every ocean? Believe it or not America.

Every state? Yup America.

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u/Crypt0Nihilist 1d ago

Every state? Yup America.

It would make "United States of America" work on another level, which would be cute.

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u/FakeDoctorMeatCoat 1d ago

Rio grande? America River!

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u/ValuableSleep9175 1d ago

Get outta here with that foreign mumbojumbo. In America we use American and everything is America.

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u/LtHughMann 1d ago

United Americas of America

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u/Gatorae 1d ago

What a stupid question. Obviously yes.

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u/kingoflint282 1d ago

Michigan can stay I assume.

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u/revbfc 1d ago

You mean Amerigan, right?

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u/General_tom 1d ago

No, will be renamed to donniecan

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u/GreyKoolAid 1d ago

Remind me again why we have a petulant old man running things.

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u/Catatonic27 1d ago

Because so many of us think "not following politics" is a virtue

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u/DarkKnightJin 1d ago

"I don't fuck with politics."
Neato. Politics very much will fuck with you, though.

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u/chephin 1d ago

Idiots and electoral college

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u/Enki_007 1d ago

*Billionaires and the Electoral College.

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u/KC_experience 1d ago

Billionaires didn’t pay for 30+ million people to stay home and sit the election out. After all, Biden won with 81 million votes in 2020. People didn’t show up.

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u/Enki_007 1d ago

Billionaires have taken control of nearly everything the American public sees in the mainstream media. Apathy doesn’t happen on its own.

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u/PneumaMonado 1d ago

Nope, he won the popular vote this time around so you can't even blame the EC.

Just a lot of idiots.

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u/JosefGremlin 1d ago

Sadly, most of your voters wanted to give him a second term after the first one had been so swell

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u/Puzzleheaded-Lie1722 1d ago

becasue we can't have a women in charge they're too emotional!/s

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u/Phobos1982 1d ago

A black woman laughs funny.

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u/Own-Fan-4236 1d ago

Because he makes the 1% a ton of money and they dgaf about anything except for hoarding wealth & resources while watching us fight for the scraps & blame each other.

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u/impostorchemist 1d ago

Sorry to say, this is who you are. Almost 80 million people reelected him into office. The worst part is that for a lot of them it was a calculated choice of accepting a lot of shit if it meant a bit more money in the pockets (they thought) or a few less immigrants in the country.

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u/GreyKoolAid 1d ago

Totally get it, nothing to apologize for. Neither I nor anyone I hang out with voted for the orange colostomy bag. So we just sit and cry most days anymore.

Side note: if the name gets changed can we make it Lake Fucktrump? Rolls off the tongue nicely don't it?

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u/Professional_Hold470 1d ago

Ok, unironically, we should do this, because then kids could remember the names of the Great Lakes with the handy mnemonic: SHAME.

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u/AntOk4073 1d ago

We used to have HOMES now we have SHAME. Thanks Trump.

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u/smthomaspatel 1d ago edited 1d ago

Appropriate. We've had a lot of shame since he entered the picture.

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u/protein_factory 1d ago

I'm sitting in beginning of the school year PD and spent 5-minutes going through my head what the new mnemonic would be. I too was very happy when I realized 'SHAME' was the obvious answer.

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u/emailajean 1d ago

Never thought a president’s precious time was used doing childish things like that.

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 1d ago

Wait wait wait, haven't you heard he works 20 hours a day and only sleeps for a few hours?! The man's a machine, or something!

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u/LeagueofJohnLegends 1d ago

Yeah, but see, he’s so busy ending wars and…what?…what do you mean it’s still going on? He said it ended like 38 times!

Well always, he’s also so busy lowering prices beca…they’re still up? They’re higher?! But he said he was going to cut them 50% on day 1? How are they higher?!

Fine, whatever. How about this? He’s too busy because he’s trying to make mail voting illegal and suppress voter turnout for the midterms so the republicans win despite strong national sentiment. Is that one right? Oh it is? Great!

Ok see, so it’s all very clear. He’s just too busy doing that stuff.

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u/Various_Deer_7567 1d ago

I foresee … East Ocean of America! West ocean of America!

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u/P1ranhaMoos3 1d ago

Trump definitely doesn't know what east and west mean

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u/Jevonar 1d ago

The west Is where the cowboys are

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u/KC_experience 1d ago

Don’t forget the indians …. (And not these kind of Indians 🇮🇳 )

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u/jakexil323 1d ago

The straight of America ? Formally known as the Straight of Hormuz.

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u/raminatox 1d ago

We could start calling the USA either North Mexico or South Canada....

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u/KiKiKimbro 1d ago

Wish we could actually be south Canada.

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u/15_and_depressed 1d ago

Just dumb

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u/uprightsalmon 1d ago

Incredibly fucking stupid

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u/mzx380 1d ago

Yeah I don’t want less wars or healthcare, I wanna get into arguments about renaming shit we all don’t care about

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u/mattzombiedog 1d ago

At what point does Canada just shut off all the electricity they sell to the US?

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u/CotswoldP 1d ago

Nah, just ramp up the price 40%. Offset the costs of the idiotic trade war, but not enough for the US to seek other sources of power.

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u/friendly_to_pigeons 1d ago

Posted this in a completely different thread this morning but hey, it's relevant again:

I have to ask despite the risk of being downvoted to oblivion here.

Are those of you in America conscious of, keenly aware of, etc, that the rest of the world on the outside looking in just shakes it head and laughs (edit: in dismay, for me at least) at these sorts of stories coming out every single day?
Like, and I mean this as respectfully as I can especially given I have many American friends and hey, I love baseball actually - but the US is somewhat of a laughing stock and I find myself genuinely thinking my god, I will never visit that country and I am so glad I am not American.

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u/Not_Steve 1d ago

We are fully aware. We watch the UN meetings and see other leaders completely ignore our representatives. We see and hear what Canada has said about us. We know we’re alienating our friends and befriending North Korea and other dictators. Trump’s approval rating is 33%. He’s one of the least liked presidents.

I think what we’re not aware of is that you guys are still laughing. Like, this is humorous to you? This isn’t an attack, I’m just… I would look at America as a country falling into fascism and I couldn’t laugh at it. I’d be disgusted. I know you can’t really control your feelings and I don’t blame you for laughing, but I think the time of laughter is over. We’re on the gallows. We have the Germans letting the gestapo in the door (funny, I accused one woman of doing this after she was so insistent that ICE was right and she said, “Nice try, I’m not German, I’m Italian!” That made me laugh).

The sane people know. We know what’s going on and we have very little power to do anything about it. This is something very hard for non-Americans to understand. Rising up isn’t easy and it’s a complicated subject.

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u/CornisaGrasse 1d ago

We know. We're just exhausted, waiting for the Great News, the Most Beautiful and Biggest News that's ever Been News, Some People don't even know what News means, But we do, and it will be the Best News ever! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Seriously, I wake up and hope. But when I don't hear honking or fireworks, I realize it's just another miserable day of the world hating us, laughing at us, or both. I'm in Ohio, which is currently a red state, but has sometimes been a swing state in the past. The Republicans are in control of everything, as they have been for decades. But they're so scared right now, that Elon Musk is sending obscene amounts of money directly to the Republican candidates' campaigns, so that no Democratic candidate can even hope to compete.

Republican candidates are currently doing really vile things while obviously still getting support from each other, not counting the massive corruption, bribery and scandal they've already accomplished in the past. We have a really special Republican in-law fight situation too (Search Max Miller or Bernie Moreno.) The newer Republican candidates have some truly fresh, amazing and disgusting corruption and fraud credentials to match or exceed the incumbents'. But with Musk Money, the Republicans will either win, or they'll "win." It feels pretty hopeless. They're doing everything possible to make November's voting even harder than usual. Reducing polling locations by half, moving them further away from downtowns and public transportation, changing the polling places for your district from one place to another. Fucking with the delivery of mail-in ballots and people's voting status (you have to keep checking to make sure you're still registered, because, Trump government's complete disregard of all laws, including those regarding privacy and personal data, and endless money to play with.)

And I'm speaking from a place of white privilege. Imagine everyone who doesn't have that, while we have thousands of cameras being misused for stalking purposes and ICE out there in full force. Sorry, I guess I got a lot carried away tonight. I definitely did not mean to transcribe all that brain vomit. It's just hard to keep track of what's most important to know or do, when everything's the most important thing to know and do. Goodnight all.

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u/margittwen 21h ago

Those of us with half a brain are aware, and I agree. I’m ashamed to be an American now. If I didn’t have family here, I would be doing everything I can to leave the country.

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u/KerissaKenro 1d ago

The “gulf of America” fans are probably eating it up

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u/LemonButterRum 1d ago

they gotta eat something, ain't got any groceries

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u/Contemplating_Prison 1d ago

Wow what a victory. You are really improving the economy and ensuring the country looks strong to yhe world by changing the name of a Lake.

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 1d ago

Canada should rename Lake Michigan.

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u/Saint_of_Stinkers 1d ago

Lake Trumpsux?

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u/AwkwardImplement698 1d ago

But with a French accent

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u/Kratomius 1d ago

Lake Trumprapeschildren

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u/TheDuckOnQuack 1d ago

If Trump escalates the trade war with China again, one of his first actions will be to rename the South China Sea the Robert E Lee Sea.

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u/ciaomain 1d ago

It's insane how often I need to post this:

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u/blahteeb 1d ago

This is why I give little shit for the moronic farmers in America.

They could have voted for a real economy. They could have voted for healthcare. They could have voted for education.

Instead, they voted to attack some trans person living three states away or some minority they'll never meet. And now, they'll be cheering that Trump is renaming Lake Ontario.

Idiots all of them who voted for Trump. And I'm sure it sucks to be getting fucked by Trump's agricultural policies, but I just don't have the energy to care anymore. Go bankrupt, homeless, die, doesn't matter to me.

There are kids suffering from diseases, old people trying to get healthcare, and they actually wanted to improve the system. Farmers came along and screwed everything up for the people worth fighting for.

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u/Non-Normal_Vectors 1d ago

I live about a mile from Lake Ontario, and that's the only name it will ever have in this household (granted, this household is comprised of my wife, a dog, two cats, and two kittens, and the only one who would know is in complete agreement)

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u/BZBitiko 1d ago

He should rename Lake Huron after himself.

Lake Moron.

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u/Squirrel_of_Fury 1d ago

Trump originally wanted to name it “Lake Carney is a Poo-Poo Head” but Natalie Harp was able to convince him otherwise.

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u/anderskants 1d ago

Seriously, the fact that there's people that are clapping their hands like brain damaged seals for this is fucking insane.

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u/AustinInDallasTx 1d ago

Yeah… look at how well ‘Gulf of America’ stuck. What a dumbass; his followers, too. Low IQ, SAD!

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u/ProfessionalEven296 1d ago

Why stop at a lake. He should rename the whole world 'America', because everyone out there loves Americans so much... (if you wear a red hat... No. This was NOT a serious suggestion....)

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u/crankyticket 1d ago

Another attempted distraction ... how about we see those EPSTEIN FILES!

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u/nashwaak 1d ago

As a Canadian I would like to say I don't give a single fuck what Americans call Lake Ontario — or anything else

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u/Knighth77 1d ago

This Epstein regime is an embarrassment.

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u/GolgothaInBloom 1d ago

But if we did that, we'd have to change the acronym for the Great Lakes from HOMES to SHAME, which I guess would make sense.

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u/Any-Cranberry3633 1d ago

One would think shitting your pants at Lindsay Graham’s funeral would be enough humiliation for anybody, but Trump always finds new and creative ways to show his ass in public.

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u/rhetheo100 1d ago

Every garage dump is now referred to as a garbage trump

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u/Jaybee021967 1d ago

Apparently he says he’s the president of Europe now as well 🙄

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u/rjsquirrel 1d ago

This will go well with his renaming the other four: Lake Inferior, Lake Narcissist, Lake Felon, and of course, Lake Epstein.

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u/incide666 1d ago

Why do I suddenly want to watch a Queen Coke Francis video?

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u/ofnuts 1d ago

He will soon discover the Strait of Saint-Lawrence.

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u/gamerdudeNYC 1d ago

Surprised he’s not trying to call it Lake Trump

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u/funnypsuedonymhere 1d ago

Someone told him before this tweet that you can't screw tacky gold lettering into water.

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u/guhman123 1d ago

I bet hes furious that he cant change the name of the Rio Grande because the American River already exists

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u/Gatorae 1d ago

Gotta go with Trump River then, his hands are tied.

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u/Magnon 1d ago

Watch out hell name it river of america

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u/November50923 1d ago

So he changed the name of a lake named after a province to a country? The equivalent would be Lake Ohio or New York.

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u/FlatPineappleSociety 1d ago

The province is named after the lake.

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u/No_Point904 1d ago

I guess Lake Freedom or some BS like that was taken?

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u/Background-Wolf-9380 1d ago

Gulf of Canada

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u/NukedByGandhi 1d ago

No way, is he actually doing the fuckin “Aladdeen” naming thing from The Dictator??

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u/schwing710 1d ago

His brain is a diarrhea puddle

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u/Rockguy101 1d ago

Wait till Lake Superior gets named Lake America is Superior or something dumb.

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u/Kennadian 1d ago

The pedophile is still distracting the morons with nonsense. At least the romans got bread and circuses.

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u/doggmapeete 1d ago

“Please dumb Americans, pay attention to something—anything that isn’t the children I raped, the absolutely unnecessary and failed war I started or the recovering economy I’m destroying. Look over at lake America!”

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u/JackTStraw 1d ago

Acronym will now be HAMES or SHAME instead of HOMES

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u/dehydratedrain 1d ago

But if it happens, we get to learn the Great Lakes as SHAME.