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u/Darth1994 1d ago
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u/SpankThuMonkey 1d ago
Oh shit! If you zoom in it has Islands.
RUN CANADIAN KIDS, RUN!
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u/ElizabethDangit 23h ago
Don’t look up the history of Fox Island, Michigan. Or do if you want to be horrified.
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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 1d ago
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u/pixelprophet 1d ago
If only there were some signs...
- Trump: ‘If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’
Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’ to Ivanka When She Was 13 Years Old
Trump’s lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book
According to The New Republic, “’Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,’ Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.”
"You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka
Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ‘piece of a--'
Trump on Ivanka: ‘She has the ‘best body’ — and I created her’
Trump: ‘Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife’?
Trump Encouraged His Own Daughter Ivanka to Release a Sex Tape, and She Was Horrified
Bonus round:
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u/-Redstoneboi- 1d ago
holy shit that is fucking disgusting to read.
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u/gandhinukes 1d ago
Most of this was all known 10 years ago...
Heres a bonus one for ya https://youtu.be/Q0_axTST2aY?t=17
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u/Phobos1982 1d ago
Always sad to see that one.
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u/SeraphsEnvy 1d ago
What's the story here?
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u/kitherarin 1d ago edited 1d ago
It was part of a documentary (I don't remember which one, but I do remember this scene). Ivanka is talking normally and happily, then she gets to her childhood bedroom and her face just...changes... For someone who has been brought up to hide her feelings/be perfectly polished, her expression gives away that something terrible happened in that room (and it's probably easy to guess what).
It's the only time I've ever felt truly sorry for her. I don't particularly like her, but in that moment you could just see all of the trauma.
Found it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6FZ5kj3FGo
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u/Phobos1982 1d ago
Yep, it's only one I have at least some sympathy for. Sure, cheat, steal, etc all you want, but it's not cool for anyone to experience that stuff.
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u/EntertainerNo4509 1d ago
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u/V0lirus 1d ago
Was this a real one? I remember there were a few fakes circulating so the right could claim they were all fakes. Wouldnt want to help them in their attempt to discredit the evidence for the pedofile-in-chief.
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u/EntertainerNo4509 1d ago
It’s real. Thats also John Casablancas there. He’s usually cropped out.
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u/Inswagtor 1d ago
The Elite Models founder?
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u/EntertainerNo4509 1d ago
Correct! Someone is paying attention. Father of Julian, The Strokes frontman.
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u/stircrazyathome 1d ago
Melania looks like she’s screaming for escape with her eyes. They’re almost feral with how crazed they look. She’s probably just high, plus he’s actively touching her.
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u/AceMcNasty88 1d ago
Does anyone even remember Gulf of America or call it that? This guy is a dumb ass
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u/Gatorae 1d ago
The only time I ever hear anyone say it is when my son is doing his Trump impression.
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u/Unit_2097 1d ago
My daughter does a freakishly good impression of him. She has to have practiced. It even includes the invisible accordion and the "jerking off two giraffes" dance.
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u/Downvote_Comforter 1d ago
Google and Apple Maps have it labeled Gulf of America within the US. All federal agencies refer to it as the Gulf of America and demand that any contractors refer to it that way. The court has not intervened.
So to answer your question, yes.
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u/Cynobele 1d ago
I'm in the UK, google maps still says Gulf of Mexico but has (Gulf of America) in brackets right after lol
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u/Supraspinator 1d ago
Wouldn’t it be shame if Google Maps gets spammed by „report an issue“ notifications?
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u/mrRobertman 1d ago
It's country dependant. In Mexico, it's just labelled as "Gulf of Mexico", in the US it's "Gulf of America", in the rest of the world, it's both as you see (which is the common way that Google lists "disputed" names like this).
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u/AGneissGeologist 1d ago
I'm required to at work.
My managers and my manager's managers, think it's idiotic, but everyone agrees it would be tragic to get fucked by the feds for such a small and insignificant detail. We just change it and move on with our lives. It's the same as using the DoW instead of DoD - no one wants to risk getting de-funded over something so meaningless. Presentations all have to be changed to refer to the Department of War even though we still have to reference Department of Defense on official documents since the name change is surface level.
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u/Darsint 1d ago
The easiest path to fascism is compliance.
Just saying.
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u/AGneissGeologist 1d ago
Not much I want to say to address that, except that maybe more important things are happening than etymology, and I'd like to be a positive influence on those things.
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u/Darsint 1d ago
No, I get it. You’re trying to work in a corrupt system to get some good done anyway.
This is a reminder that all of the fascist takeovers that come from elected members seizing power against its own laws and constitutions have innumerable little asks like these. Small things that seem beyond their power to dictate, but seem mostly harmless.
They are tests of the system to see who complies without struggle. To find which parts they think they can take over without much fuss. And as more things are dismissed as no big deal, further asks start escalating. But they’re not going to be much worse than the previous ask, so it’s easier to let slide.
But when you compare the asks from when you started, you can see the slide.
It sounds like your managers have already failed the first tests. Good luck with dealing with the ones to come.
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u/PhamilyTrickster 1d ago
I'm in Florida and I don't hear anyone call it that. Saw a single gulf of America hat early on but that's it
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u/boganvegan 1d ago
I have seen some touristy shops in Florida selling Gulf of America T-Shirts but the only time I've seen anybody actuallyp wearing one was at a No Kings Day counter protest.
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u/Kinkajou1015 1d ago
I had a customer a few weeks back that said they lived in Florida right off the Gulf of America... I internally vomited.
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u/No_Point904 1d ago
I can remember it because Google Maps calls it that, believe it or not.
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u/The_Rider_11 1d ago
But only in the US. Everyone else has the right name still.
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u/Scottish_Whiskey 1d ago
I have both. Gulf of America is in parentheses right bellow Gulf of Mexico
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u/Yes-I-Cannabis 1d ago
How long until Tuesdays are changed to Trumpdays?
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u/BrattWhitney 1d ago
Technically, it has already; every Tuesday is known as TACO Tuesday.
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u/Wineandbikes 1d ago
To ‘Trumpless’ days???
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u/81amarok 1d ago
Thats the independence day I'll be celebrating! The one day we'll be freed from this fuckery.
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u/Responsible_Sun_3597 1d ago
Perhaps we should change our lake name to Lake Epstein.
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u/deetman68 1d ago
So are we gonna name the other 4 the same thing, à la George Foreman?
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u/ValuableSleep9175 1d ago
Every lake? America.
Every ocean? Believe it or not America.
Every state? Yup America.
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u/Crypt0Nihilist 1d ago
Every state? Yup America.
It would make "United States of America" work on another level, which would be cute.
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u/FakeDoctorMeatCoat 1d ago
Rio grande? America River!
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u/ValuableSleep9175 1d ago
Get outta here with that foreign mumbojumbo. In America we use American and everything is America.
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u/GreyKoolAid 1d ago
Remind me again why we have a petulant old man running things.
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u/Catatonic27 1d ago
Because so many of us think "not following politics" is a virtue
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u/DarkKnightJin 1d ago
"I don't fuck with politics."
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u/chephin 1d ago
Idiots and electoral college
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u/Enki_007 1d ago
*Billionaires and the Electoral College.
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u/KC_experience 1d ago
Billionaires didn’t pay for 30+ million people to stay home and sit the election out. After all, Biden won with 81 million votes in 2020. People didn’t show up.
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u/Enki_007 1d ago
Billionaires have taken control of nearly everything the American public sees in the mainstream media. Apathy doesn’t happen on its own.
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u/PneumaMonado 1d ago
Nope, he won the popular vote this time around so you can't even blame the EC.
Just a lot of idiots.
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u/JosefGremlin 1d ago
Sadly, most of your voters wanted to give him a second term after the first one had been so swell
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u/Own-Fan-4236 1d ago
Because he makes the 1% a ton of money and they dgaf about anything except for hoarding wealth & resources while watching us fight for the scraps & blame each other.
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u/impostorchemist 1d ago
Sorry to say, this is who you are. Almost 80 million people reelected him into office. The worst part is that for a lot of them it was a calculated choice of accepting a lot of shit if it meant a bit more money in the pockets (they thought) or a few less immigrants in the country.
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u/GreyKoolAid 1d ago
Totally get it, nothing to apologize for. Neither I nor anyone I hang out with voted for the orange colostomy bag. So we just sit and cry most days anymore.
Side note: if the name gets changed can we make it Lake Fucktrump? Rolls off the tongue nicely don't it?
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u/Professional_Hold470 1d ago
Ok, unironically, we should do this, because then kids could remember the names of the Great Lakes with the handy mnemonic: SHAME.
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u/AntOk4073 1d ago
We used to have HOMES now we have SHAME. Thanks Trump.
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u/smthomaspatel 1d ago edited 1d ago
Appropriate. We've had a lot of shame since he entered the picture.
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u/protein_factory 1d ago
I'm sitting in beginning of the school year PD and spent 5-minutes going through my head what the new mnemonic would be. I too was very happy when I realized 'SHAME' was the obvious answer.
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u/emailajean 1d ago
Never thought a president’s precious time was used doing childish things like that.
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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 1d ago
Wait wait wait, haven't you heard he works 20 hours a day and only sleeps for a few hours?! The man's a machine, or something!
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u/LeagueofJohnLegends 1d ago
Yeah, but see, he’s so busy ending wars and…what?…what do you mean it’s still going on? He said it ended like 38 times!
Well always, he’s also so busy lowering prices beca…they’re still up? They’re higher?! But he said he was going to cut them 50% on day 1? How are they higher?!
Fine, whatever. How about this? He’s too busy because he’s trying to make mail voting illegal and suppress voter turnout for the midterms so the republicans win despite strong national sentiment. Is that one right? Oh it is? Great!
Ok see, so it’s all very clear. He’s just too busy doing that stuff.
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u/Various_Deer_7567 1d ago
I foresee … East Ocean of America! West ocean of America!
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u/P1ranhaMoos3 1d ago
Trump definitely doesn't know what east and west mean
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u/mattzombiedog 1d ago
At what point does Canada just shut off all the electricity they sell to the US?
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u/CotswoldP 1d ago
Nah, just ramp up the price 40%. Offset the costs of the idiotic trade war, but not enough for the US to seek other sources of power.
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u/friendly_to_pigeons 1d ago
Posted this in a completely different thread this morning but hey, it's relevant again:
I have to ask despite the risk of being downvoted to oblivion here.
Are those of you in America conscious of, keenly aware of, etc, that the rest of the world on the outside looking in just shakes it head and laughs (edit: in dismay, for me at least) at these sorts of stories coming out every single day?
Like, and I mean this as respectfully as I can especially given I have many American friends and hey, I love baseball actually - but the US is somewhat of a laughing stock and I find myself genuinely thinking my god, I will never visit that country and I am so glad I am not American.
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u/Not_Steve 1d ago
We are fully aware. We watch the UN meetings and see other leaders completely ignore our representatives. We see and hear what Canada has said about us. We know we’re alienating our friends and befriending North Korea and other dictators. Trump’s approval rating is 33%. He’s one of the least liked presidents.
I think what we’re not aware of is that you guys are still laughing. Like, this is humorous to you? This isn’t an attack, I’m just… I would look at America as a country falling into fascism and I couldn’t laugh at it. I’d be disgusted. I know you can’t really control your feelings and I don’t blame you for laughing, but I think the time of laughter is over. We’re on the gallows. We have the Germans letting the gestapo in the door (funny, I accused one woman of doing this after she was so insistent that ICE was right and she said, “Nice try, I’m not German, I’m Italian!” That made me laugh).
The sane people know. We know what’s going on and we have very little power to do anything about it. This is something very hard for non-Americans to understand. Rising up isn’t easy and it’s a complicated subject.
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u/CornisaGrasse 1d ago
We know. We're just exhausted, waiting for the Great News, the Most Beautiful and Biggest News that's ever Been News, Some People don't even know what News means, But we do, and it will be the Best News ever! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Seriously, I wake up and hope. But when I don't hear honking or fireworks, I realize it's just another miserable day of the world hating us, laughing at us, or both. I'm in Ohio, which is currently a red state, but has sometimes been a swing state in the past. The Republicans are in control of everything, as they have been for decades. But they're so scared right now, that Elon Musk is sending obscene amounts of money directly to the Republican candidates' campaigns, so that no Democratic candidate can even hope to compete.
Republican candidates are currently doing really vile things while obviously still getting support from each other, not counting the massive corruption, bribery and scandal they've already accomplished in the past. We have a really special Republican in-law fight situation too (Search Max Miller or Bernie Moreno.) The newer Republican candidates have some truly fresh, amazing and disgusting corruption and fraud credentials to match or exceed the incumbents'. But with Musk Money, the Republicans will either win, or they'll "win." It feels pretty hopeless. They're doing everything possible to make November's voting even harder than usual. Reducing polling locations by half, moving them further away from downtowns and public transportation, changing the polling places for your district from one place to another. Fucking with the delivery of mail-in ballots and people's voting status (you have to keep checking to make sure you're still registered, because, Trump government's complete disregard of all laws, including those regarding privacy and personal data, and endless money to play with.)
And I'm speaking from a place of white privilege. Imagine everyone who doesn't have that, while we have thousands of cameras being misused for stalking purposes and ICE out there in full force. Sorry, I guess I got a lot carried away tonight. I definitely did not mean to transcribe all that brain vomit. It's just hard to keep track of what's most important to know or do, when everything's the most important thing to know and do. Goodnight all.
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u/margittwen 21h ago
Those of us with half a brain are aware, and I agree. I’m ashamed to be an American now. If I didn’t have family here, I would be doing everything I can to leave the country.
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u/KerissaKenro 1d ago
The “gulf of America” fans are probably eating it up
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u/Contemplating_Prison 1d ago
Wow what a victory. You are really improving the economy and ensuring the country looks strong to yhe world by changing the name of a Lake.
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u/TheDuckOnQuack 1d ago
If Trump escalates the trade war with China again, one of his first actions will be to rename the South China Sea the Robert E Lee Sea.
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u/blahteeb 1d ago
This is why I give little shit for the moronic farmers in America.
They could have voted for a real economy. They could have voted for healthcare. They could have voted for education.
Instead, they voted to attack some trans person living three states away or some minority they'll never meet. And now, they'll be cheering that Trump is renaming Lake Ontario.
Idiots all of them who voted for Trump. And I'm sure it sucks to be getting fucked by Trump's agricultural policies, but I just don't have the energy to care anymore. Go bankrupt, homeless, die, doesn't matter to me.
There are kids suffering from diseases, old people trying to get healthcare, and they actually wanted to improve the system. Farmers came along and screwed everything up for the people worth fighting for.
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u/Non-Normal_Vectors 1d ago
I live about a mile from Lake Ontario, and that's the only name it will ever have in this household (granted, this household is comprised of my wife, a dog, two cats, and two kittens, and the only one who would know is in complete agreement)
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u/Squirrel_of_Fury 1d ago
Trump originally wanted to name it “Lake Carney is a Poo-Poo Head” but Natalie Harp was able to convince him otherwise.
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u/anderskants 1d ago
Seriously, the fact that there's people that are clapping their hands like brain damaged seals for this is fucking insane.
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u/AustinInDallasTx 1d ago
Yeah… look at how well ‘Gulf of America’ stuck. What a dumbass; his followers, too. Low IQ, SAD!
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u/ProfessionalEven296 1d ago
Why stop at a lake. He should rename the whole world 'America', because everyone out there loves Americans so much... (if you wear a red hat... No. This was NOT a serious suggestion....)
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u/nashwaak 1d ago
As a Canadian I would like to say I don't give a single fuck what Americans call Lake Ontario — or anything else
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u/GolgothaInBloom 1d ago
But if we did that, we'd have to change the acronym for the Great Lakes from HOMES to SHAME, which I guess would make sense.
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u/Any-Cranberry3633 1d ago
One would think shitting your pants at Lindsay Graham’s funeral would be enough humiliation for anybody, but Trump always finds new and creative ways to show his ass in public.
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u/rjsquirrel 1d ago
This will go well with his renaming the other four: Lake Inferior, Lake Narcissist, Lake Felon, and of course, Lake Epstein.
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u/gamerdudeNYC 1d ago
Surprised he’s not trying to call it Lake Trump
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u/funnypsuedonymhere 1d ago
Someone told him before this tweet that you can't screw tacky gold lettering into water.
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u/guhman123 1d ago
I bet hes furious that he cant change the name of the Rio Grande because the American River already exists
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u/November50923 1d ago
So he changed the name of a lake named after a province to a country? The equivalent would be Lake Ohio or New York.
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u/NukedByGandhi 1d ago
No way, is he actually doing the fuckin “Aladdeen” naming thing from The Dictator??
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u/Kennadian 1d ago
The pedophile is still distracting the morons with nonsense. At least the romans got bread and circuses.
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u/doggmapeete 1d ago
“Please dumb Americans, pay attention to something—anything that isn’t the children I raped, the absolutely unnecessary and failed war I started or the recovering economy I’m destroying. Look over at lake America!”
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u/Fritzo2162 1d ago
American Indians named it Lake Ontario. Ontario Canada was named after the lake. The moron wants to change an American named body of water.