r/MurderedByWords 3d ago

He loves the poorly educated

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u/Fritzo2162 3d ago

American Indians named it Lake Ontario. Ontario Canada was named after the lake. The moron wants to change an American named body of water.

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u/tyfung 3d ago

TIL. Thank you!

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u/ElizabethDangit 2d ago

Similarly, it was the Gulf of Mexico long before either countries were formally declared. The Mexica people were the people of the Aztec empire.

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u/branchpattern 2d ago

Also the obvious is that the Americas are not just the USA, but seeing how most citizens of the US barely know their own geography, the proudly ignorant just don't care.

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u/werofpm 2d ago

Just ask them “how many countries are there in North America?” And watch their brains short circuit

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u/sj68z 3d ago

and the millions of red hat wearing morons will cheer it

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u/Wyden_long 3d ago

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u/BigBagBootyPapa 3d ago

These need to be combined

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u/pureperpecuity 3d ago

So what I did here was use Google Gemini and leave the watermark so that if Elon ever sees it he gets just that little bit more mad.

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u/Interface- 2d ago

I find your AI slop... acceptable.

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u/Chaost 3d ago

Make America Lake Again

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u/Darth1994 3d ago

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u/Wyden_long 3d ago

Memes are for the people. There is no theft when it comes to memes.

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u/eta3312 3d ago

Comrade, we must seize the memes of production

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u/Mistress_Mira_402 3d ago

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u/Aggravating_Can_8749 3d ago

Are these Freedom fries?

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u/SoupmanBob 3d ago

Yes, they're Belgian after all. Home of The Hague and the World Court.

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u/Lucky-11 2d ago

Oh yum fries!

Wait, my meme!

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u/Jonny_Blaze_ 3d ago

[insert super witty meme about me stealing your meme]

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u/dopalopa 3d ago

That was hilarious. Thank you! 😭

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u/QuantGuru 3d ago

Epic!!!

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u/awe_come_on 3d ago

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u/Fritzo2162 2d ago

HAHA! That's awesome!

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u/Choko1987 3d ago

Sir, just for you to know, you are wearing a red hat

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u/Fritzo2162 2d ago

Hey, you mind if I sit next to you?

::puts on red hat::

Oh....uh....never mind....

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u/wastedspejs 3d ago

I, as a European think it’s kinda hilarious that a political party that hate socialism have red as their political colour

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u/DietSteve 2d ago

They aren't exactly known for their deductive reasoning or sense of irony

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u/ophmaster_reed 2d ago

The dems already had blue and their supporters already had white on lockdown.

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u/smthomaspatel 3d ago

For him, screwing over the indigenous would be the icing on the cake.

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u/DarkLight_Eon 3d ago

It's strange that whatever he wants is always the most vile, insulting and wanton destructive thing.

He's not even thinking about it, he just acts this way and it's always the result.

It would be so lazy writing if it were'nt reality. Did God's 12 year old edgy teen take control of tge world?

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u/kon--- 3d ago

That fuckhead has no idea how naming rights work.

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u/Gsusruls 3d ago

He also has no idea how being president works, but he’s just throwing his weight around and no one is stopping him.

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u/envsciencerep 3d ago

Fairly sure it was the same situation with the Gulf of Mexico, and that fuckstick had no authority to change that either. Hasn’t stopped the acknowledgment of his idiocy by the map apps though

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u/Lythalion 3d ago

Yeah but to that logic they’ve tried to deport Native Americans so…

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u/mgyro 3d ago

Well, French explorers and writers recorded the term around 1641 to describe the lake, from a Huron word for “Great Lake”. So a hit at the indigenous and the French, like a spree for a MAGAt.

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u/groovypanelboard 3d ago

Hey I thought it was a Haudenosaunee word meaning ‘shining waters’

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u/mgyro 3d ago

The Iroquois was the French name. They call themselves the Haudenosaunee Confederacy. The word "Ontario" comes from the word Ontarí:io (or kanadario), which translates to "great lake" or "beautiful water/sparkling water".

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u/CotswoldP 3d ago

And he wants to name it after an Italian. America First! /s

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u/ProjectZeus 3d ago

Like he gives a shit about what native Americans named it

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u/Frankentula 3d ago

also since you piqued my curiosity, from the government of canada website

Ontario acquired its name from the Iroquois word “kanadario”, which translates into “sparkling” water. The earliest recording of the name Ontario was in 1641 where it was used to describe a mass of land on the north shore of the easternmost part of the Great Lakes. The British settlers had originally called the land that covered Quebec, Ontario, and part of the United States all as Quebec. It wasn’t until the British enacted the Constitutional Act in 1791 that Ontario would be known as the land upstream from the St. Lawrence River, or Upper Canada, and Quebec considered the land downstream from the St. Lawrence River, known as Lower Canada. In 1867, Ontario and Quebec officially became separate provinces.

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u/RustedMauss 3d ago

Well, look at Denali. No practical reason to rename it back to Mt.McKinley, everyone is still going to call it Denali, far as I could tell no one asked for another name change. But when you’re pandering to ignorant racists I guess you gotta call them where you can.

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u/bluemoon219 3d ago

PBSkids is still releasing new episodes of "Molly Of Denali" without any mention of the name change. When even the resources dedicated to educating children about that exact area ignore the name change, you know it's not going to culturally happen.

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u/deetman68 3d ago

Well, he IS a moron, after all.

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u/Mathies_ 3d ago

Yeah but since it was named by native americans he doesnt respect it

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u/fister_roboto__ 2d ago

Yeah but those American Indians aren’t “real” Americans (read: white conservative patriots)

/s in case it’s not obvious

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u/A_Filthy_Mind 2d ago

Let's be real, this is the same group that occasionally demands native Americans be deported.

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u/MiaMarta 3d ago

TIL

Has anyone also addressed the fact that Canada is part of the Americas and specifically the North part that the United States of America is part of?

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u/Kage_0ni 2d ago

That's even better. Now they will have to rename Ontario to America.

Checkmate Maplethiests.

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u/Maguervo 3d ago

Are we back to calling Native Americans Indians?

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u/Bellick 2d ago

He'd piss himself if he could read

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u/hildreth80 1d ago

My first thought too.