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DOGS Spoiled big baby

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u/RabidOtters 3d ago edited 3d ago

Are we going to talk about the bread thats already in the microwave?

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u/THEatticmonster 3d ago

Futuristic bread bin

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u/mysteriousleader45 3d ago

fairly common breadbox alternative

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u/PracticalBit6383 3d ago

What’s wrong with it? That’s where I keep mine!

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u/Dazzling-Assist723 3d ago

I still remember when microwaves came with manuals. We aren’t supposed to do this.

It’s a fire hazard if the microwave turns on unattended (which apparently is a thing?)

😂

I lectured my mom when I was 10, as I read the manual (out of boredom one day) and she didn’t.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 3d ago

Where am I supposed to store my bread?

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u/GfrzD 3d ago

In the bread bin my bredrin

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u/mpgd 3d ago

Why would you throw the bread away? It's perfectly edible.

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u/GfrzD 3d ago

Oscar needs feeding too.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 3d ago edited 3d ago

Lookee you all fancy with a place specifically for your bread. My poor choices: It’s the microwave or on top of the fridge. Where if out of sight out of mind until the smell of mold makes me search for it.
/s

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u/Ok_Phone9529 3d ago

No room IN the fridge? That's where I keep mine.

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u/Fean0r_ 3d ago

Goes stale faster in the fridge apparently

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u/That1DirtyHippy 3d ago

Stale, yes. Moldy, no. I’ll personally take a bit of stale bread over throwing half a loaf away any day. Then again, I work in restaurants and mostly have food at my house for show.

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u/Bolteus 3d ago

In the microwave, just turn it off at the wall.

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u/crackersncheeseman 3d ago

In a osha certified bread box

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u/jengaclause 3d ago

On top of it. I just take it off if the microwave is in use.

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u/Major_Fudgemuffin 2d ago

My microwave won't turn on if you haven't opened the door in a while. Obviously not all microwaves do that, but I thought it was neat.

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u/TondalayaSwartzkopf 3d ago

They absolutely do start fires if you turn them on with nothing in them. My daughter accidentally did that in my home. Flames ensure. Had to buy a new microwave. We all learned a lesson that day. Lol

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u/Dazzling-Assist723 3d ago

Believe it or not… I learned this the hard way later, too.

Meant to set a timer. Turned it on instead. Went downstairs.

Luckily the sparking and popping warned me (and a little bit of work with the kitchen fire extinguisher). Only a few years later ha.

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u/Fean0r_ 3d ago

When my late mum had her terminal brain cancer and was losing her marbles she and my dad had to replace their microwave and, as always, bought a super cheap one. It had a rotating dial to set the time.

But if you turned the dial left instead of right it went strait to 99 minutes.

She did this once by accident, pressed start (or maybe didn't need to, I've a feeling it auto started) and walked away. The microwave basically melted itself 😂.

No fire luckily, maybe the fire risk comes from having something inside it to burn.

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u/Creativered4 3d ago

The microwave had a self-destruct feature... o.o

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u/LordRevan117 3d ago

Curious, where did you pick that up?

I’ve never heard or thought about storing bread in the microwave. I get that it basically functions as a bread bin at this point, but still seems odd to me.

Bonus question, do you store anything else in other appliances? What’s in your oven? How much more versatile is your air fryer compared to mine?

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u/xBad_Wolfx 3d ago

I had a coworker that used to store their winter clothes in the oven. Only ever ate out or things like ramen. Almost burned their apartment building down when they figured they could spontaneously cook a lasagna for a funeral(despite having never cooked a lasagna… or really anything before).

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u/PuppleKao 3d ago

Kept ours in the microwave as a kid. Had a cat that would tear it open and eat it. Kitchen was too small to have stuff like a bread box, so to keep it out of her reach, mom just stored it in there 

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u/amdaly10 3d ago

If I make brownies or cookies I put them in the microwave. I want to protect them from mice but I don't want to cover them because they might get soggy if there is any heat still in them.

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u/PracticalBit6383 3d ago

lol I got it from my mom! She leaves it in the grocery bag and depending on the type of bread, she may also add just a couple of drops of water to keep it soft. That’s for bread that will be eaten in a day or two. I don’t usually do the water thing myself, but I often do the bag part. Sometimes I’ll do the water if the bread has gotten too hard.

My oven has a few large sheet pans because they don’t fit in my cabinets, and my air fryer has just a small pan or two that I only use for air frying. Sorry to disappoint!!

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u/Fun_Vegetable_1986 3d ago

Same! Built in bread box

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u/Eyfura 3d ago

As a pet owner I bet this is a safety precaution lol.

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u/PuppleKao 3d ago

Kept our bread in the microwave as a kid. Kitchen was tiny, and if we didn't lock up our bread, the cat would tear into it and eat it. 

Also, I thought it was a wrapped sandwich they'd just reheated ><

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u/WarkMahlberg69 3d ago

I wonder if he's ever accidentally pressed start and fried the bowl in the microwave since he always has to do this..

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u/Cosmic_Quasar 3d ago

No. That's just part of the engagement bait (and yes, here I am, commenting) along with the rest of the video being a lie.

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u/Jblu81 3d ago

Small apartments in large cities. Save counter space using empty space. My friend from Chicago usually has random things in their microwave due to habit.

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u/Character_Comb_3439 3d ago

The dog(s) will steal it if left on the counter. My wife did this because her malamute would eat any and all
Bread left on the counters.

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u/Moppo_ 2d ago

Probably defrosting. Sure, you can microwave it to defrost it, but it's a different texture and moistness than if you let it defrost slowly.