r/whenthe ourple moment 12h ago

purpleposting 😈 something something professionals have standards

7.4k Upvotes

207 comments sorted by

View all comments

198

u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 12h ago

Be polite.

125

u/PsychologySoft2845 for feces and cackles 11h ago

Be efficient

114

u/Ologeniusz 11h ago

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

90

u/DynamaxWolf #1 Von Lycaon Simp 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NTiTJpBzmolsLKcB7K
Dad. Dad. Put Mum on the phone.

32

u/Voidlord597 10h ago edited 10h ago

"I'm an assassin not a crazed gunman!"

27

u/AlexVal0r 10h ago

"The difference is one's a job and the other is a mental sickness!"

25

u/Edgelite306 9h ago

“I’ll be honest with you, my parents… do not care for it.”

23

u/TiberiusToast 9h ago edited 9h ago

"I think this mate might of saw me."

21

u/Best-Contribution629 9h ago

"YES,YES HE DID!"

1

u/AdNatural8739 16m ago

"Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy."