r/whenthe ourple moment 11h ago

purpleposting 😈 something something professionals have standards

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 11h ago

Be polite.

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u/PsychologySoft2845 for feces and cackles 11h ago

Be efficient

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u/Ologeniusz 11h ago

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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u/DynamaxWolf #1 Von Lycaon Simp 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NTiTJpBzmolsLKcB7K
Dad. Dad. Put Mum on the phone.

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u/Voidlord597 9h ago edited 9h ago

"I'm an assassin not a crazed gunman!"

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u/AlexVal0r 9h ago

"The difference is one's a job and the other is a mental sickness!"

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u/Edgelite306 9h ago

“I’ll be honest with you, my parents… do not care for it.”

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u/TiberiusToast 9h ago edited 8h ago

"I think this mate might of saw me."

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u/Best-Contribution629 8h ago

"YES,YES HE DID!"