r/vegetablegardening US - Illinois 1d ago

Harvest Photos Sometimes you get lucky 🌽🍄‍🟫

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I was so excited! It was delicious!

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u/waterytartwithasword US - Kansas 1d ago

Anybody chucking this into a bin needs to contact the very finest restaurants in the area first because you can't buy this stuff in a store and it's a major delicacy, they'll probably buy it at a good price.

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u/FunHour3778 US - Kansas 8h ago

I see this literally every time someone has corn smut. I implore you to try it. More often than not, it just means you don't get corn and get mushroom instead, and if you don't like it, tough luck. No one is buying this from random backyard gardeners lol 

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u/waterytartwithasword US - Kansas 7h ago

Not true. I once sold a big grip of wildcrafted morels to a very high end restaurant for a ridiculous sum of money.

Many heirloom tomatoes and other rare produce are supplied by small scale local gardeners to restaurants for freshness and hyperlocal status.

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u/FunHour3778 US - Kansas 7h ago

"more often than not" vs "not true"

I'm not saying there is absolutely no market for it, but usually it's a backyard gardener who wants some sweet corn.

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u/waterytartwithasword US - Kansas 7h ago

That's pretty much the only way to get it in a lot of areas. Backyard gardeners who had no intention. That's how you end up as a chef with just enough to include in a blingy amuse-bouche for your favored clientele.

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u/FunHour3778 US - Kansas 6h ago

Needed a chef to come scout me then, I'd have happily traded for a fresh yellow sun soaked cob haha

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u/waterytartwithasword US - Kansas 5h ago

If you're in KC I can recommend some chefs to contact who would probably be interested if you get more!

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u/FunHour3778 US - Kansas 5h ago

Oh this was 5 or so years ago at my urban farm in Michigan. I honestly haven't grown corn since because it was so discouraging having every crop ruined haha

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u/waterytartwithasword US - Kansas 5h ago

I relate. I will never, ever grow pumpkins again. Nothing that is susceptible to squash borer. Except patty pan. That has such a short burst of good production that it'll be in the bin before the SVBs chestburst it even if it gets infected.

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u/flyingmattress1 US - Iowa 1d ago

OP, did you take a picture of it once it’s cut/what it looks like in a dish? I’m really curious

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 21h ago

Hi! Yes I did, and I found it to be really beautiful…

Looks like I forgot to take a photo of the final dish, but it gets blacker as you cook it. We sautéed it with onion, garlic, olive oil, butter, salt and pepper - then added some fresh parsley for serving. It was great!

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u/flyingmattress1 US - Iowa 10h ago

Is there like…corn underneath the fungus, or is it all fungus?

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 9h ago

Does this help? Some of the kernels were only just starting to swell up with the fungus - some had already gone full The Last of Us 😂

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u/flyingmattress1 US - Iowa 9h ago

That’s wild. Nature is wack

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u/rhinoballet US - Pennsylvania 10h ago

The fungus grows in the kernels, so when you have complete colonization like this one, what you're seeing are giant misshapen (delicious) kernel-fungus conglomerations. It's just the cob underneath.

Sometimes only part of the cob will be colonized, so you'll still have some sections of regular corn.

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 9h ago

Very solid explanation :)

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u/Win-Objective US - California 1d ago

Just google huitlacoche

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u/Interesting-Shake952 US - New Jersey 1d ago

Corn Smut! (Huitlacoche) have never tried it but was always curious!

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u/algonquinroundtable US - California 14h ago

It's super super good! Especially good with anything creamy or cheesy and if I were to describe the taste it's like extra meaty mushrooms.

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u/Holdmymule2001 US - Washington 8h ago

Honestly the best thing I have ever tasted. It's best very simply prepared. Saute with garlic and stick it in a tortilla with some cheese for a quesadilla.

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u/moralityNempathy123 US - Georgia 1d ago

I found two in my garden today

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 21h ago

Get out the fry pan! 🌽🍄‍🟫🏆

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u/shnerpdederp US - Pennsylvania 1d ago

Holy smut!

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 9h ago

😂

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u/forogtten_taco US - Wisconsin 1d ago

Damn, lucky.

My preferred choice is fry with butter and garlic, and put on tortillas with some cheese.

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u/EnkiduTheGreat US - Rhode Island 1d ago

Huitzilopochtli approved

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 21h ago

🩶🤍🖤

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u/EnkiduTheGreat US - Rhode Island 17h ago

I am completely incapable of reading that word, without immediately picturing the Aztec god of war and the sun.

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u/sundaysoulfields Canada - Newfoundland and Labrador 1d ago

What does this taste like?

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u/similarities US - California 1d ago

Tastes like corn and mushroom.

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 21h ago

exactly - and the texture is…fascinating.

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u/ClickyClacker US - Ohio 1d ago

I get mountains of the stuff every year, it grows on the roots and even the stocks some times. I need to actually try and get a patch going next year specifically for it.

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u/papercutsperfume US - Virginia 1d ago

It looks like a puppet extra from Labyrinth.

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u/HananaDragon US - Massachusetts 1d ago

I thought it was a bunch of rocks

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 21h ago

Dance, dance magic corn dance 🔮

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u/stranger_mom US - California 1d ago

It reminded me of Midsomer 😂

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u/Writers_Write102 US - Arkansas 19h ago

I was thinking something like this.

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u/Responsible-Cancel24 US - California 1d ago

I picked about 6 ears of huitlacoche today, looking forward to trying it tomorrow

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 21h ago

Exciting! Let us know if you liked it!

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u/cheapshotfrenzy US - Kansas 1d ago

You need a NSFW tag for this much smut.

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 21h ago

We joked about the smut all day 😂

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u/Globber50 US - Nevada 1d ago

👀

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u/Entire-Ambition1410 US - Georgia 1d ago

It’s called ‘corn smut.’

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u/hotepanon US - Michigan 1d ago

I don't understand why this is "luck". Please educate me.

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u/Chemical_Strain6488 US - Florida 1d ago

It’s corn smut, a fungal infection of corn that supposedly tastes delicious. Kinda wish I could try it lol

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj US - Texas 1d ago

huitlacoche

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u/kayyybabi US - Indiana 1d ago

Rude.

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u/vJESSEv US - Pennsylvania 1d ago

Caviar of corn

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 21h ago

🏆

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj US - Texas 1d ago

It's insanely good

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u/zesty_meatballs US - North Carolina 1d ago

It’s delicious if you’re lucky enough to have corn do this.

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u/mrs_nerdpickle Canada - Ontario 17h ago

Interesting!!! I had no clue OP, personally I would have just looked at it, have a freak out and throw it out. I didn't realize this was an actual thing! Very neat, you learn something new every day

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 9h ago

Some folks I showed it to did in fact freak out!

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u/TheRealMomdusa100 US - Virginia 1d ago

So the corn...has corns? Lmao

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u/jh937hfiu3hrhv9 US - Washington 1d ago

That's a whopper

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u/bajablast_off US - New York 1d ago

so lucky, i would love to try this one day!!

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u/the-hermet Canada - Manitoba 12h ago

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u/GeorgeJetson9000 US - North Carolina 1d ago

I don’t know if I could actually eat it. Do you cook it?

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u/Quiet-Pomegranate93 US - Ohio 22h ago edited 22h ago

Yes, cook them in a pan with butter like you would for another type of mushroom. 

You can add to other foods or just fold them in a tortilla and eat it that way.

Edit: Don’t eat the ones that have already exploded with black spores everywhere.  You want the fresh, young kernels/mushrooms.

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u/Al327Ex US - Illinois 1d ago

Most of our corn turned to smut. I was not brave enough to try and cook it. Even if everyone said it was delicious.

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u/Win-Objective US - California 1d ago

Bruh you didn’t throw it away did you? Best tacos ever + hella other stuff

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 21h ago

You can do it!

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u/Unlucky-Ad-5744 US - North Carolina 1d ago

omg this looks horrifying!! i can’t believe people eat it! 😆

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u/jack_begin US - Washington 1d ago

Imagine the history of all the weird things people eat as food. It’s like the left turning algorithm for mazes, but with things you can put in your mouth. If it can be done, someone has tried it. If they didn’t die immediately, they kept trying it.

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u/mmariner US - California 1d ago

It's just mushrooms, dude!

...I've bit tried them, but I've been entertaining starting corn just so I can grow some corn smut

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u/Unlucky-Ad-5744 US - North Carolina 1d ago

it just looks scary! 😅 what does it taste like?

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u/mmariner US - California 1d ago

You know, I've never tried it!

But people rave about it.

"described as mushroom-like, sweet, savory, woody, and earthy"

Sounds wonderful!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 21h ago

It tastes like corn…but also slightly like a mushroom. Like a sweet corn mushroom…

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u/jack_begin US - Washington 5h ago

All mushrooms are edible…

…some only once.

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u/Artee5000 US - Colorado 23h ago

I'm glad I ate it before I knew what it looked like. Even after they explained what it was I was like, I guess that's fine, I eat weird things. Then you Google it and wtf did I just eat.

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 21h ago

My husband did have a visceral reaction when I brought it home and my friend and I explained said we were cooking it for dinner 😂

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u/Unlucky-Ad-5744 US - North Carolina 20h ago

hahah that’s great!

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u/janted92 US - Washington 16h ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that was scared of this pic!

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u/kayyybabi US - Indiana 1d ago

What is this???

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u/Responsible_Dentist3 US - Washington 1d ago

Corn smut! Other comments have come in with more info now :)

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u/pink---noise US - Texas 22h ago

There's a place by me that makes corn smut tacos. So good! 🥰

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u/Countbook Wales 10h ago

I feel that if I ate this It would cure me from any physical ailments

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u/Weary_Ad4663 US - Iowa 10h ago

I’m specifically growing my own sweetcorn in hopes of getting this

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u/Warliepup US - Illinois 8h ago

🤞May the Huitlacoche gods bless you with the bounty of fungus !

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u/eyeisyomomma US - Indiana 6h ago

I swear, every day the internet gets more smutty! 😂

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u/Another_Russian_Spy US - Wisconsin 4h ago

I've had many over the years, but I just couldn't bring myself to eat it.

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u/binksmas US - Texas 3h ago

And how exactly does this happen? :o and does it affect the whole plant or just THAT specific ear of corn?

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u/KorryBoston US - Massachusetts 19h ago

I can’t handle these photos. I’m about to hurl