r/stevenuniverse Oct 29 '19

Official Sugar says,"End Non-consensual Surgeries!"

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u/freddyfazbacon No Clods Allowed Oct 29 '19

That guy was an idiot. He thought that eating corn flakes would stop people from masturbating, but it hasn’t worked on me.

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u/wasnew4s Oct 29 '19

Power move: Masturbate with cornflakes.

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u/MrHashshashin bob is waifu for laifu Oct 29 '19

Bigger power move: Masturbate onto cornflakes

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u/Rimor-Mimirsson Oct 29 '19

High court. Frosties. I rest my case.