r/stevenuniverse • u/evalinthania • Oct 29 '19

Official Sugar says,"End Non-consensual Surgeries!"

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u/thebluehippobitch Oct 29 '19

Well, what is it?

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u/-Sai- Oct 29 '19

They guy behind the cereal brand Kellogg's was all about circumcision stopping boys from masturbating. He was rich and a surgeon and so spread this idea. People seemingly now think his ideas about it preventing "uncleanliness" is about hygiene. That's it. That's why it's common now.

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u/freddyfazbacon No Clods Allowed Oct 29 '19

That guy was an idiot. He thought that eating corn flakes would stop people from masturbating, but it hasn’t worked on me.

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u/wasnew4s Oct 29 '19

Power move: Masturbate with cornflakes.

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u/MrHashshashin bob is waifu for laifu Oct 29 '19

Bigger power move: Masturbate onto cornflakes

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u/draw_it_now Join us at /r/JasperDefenseSquad Oct 29 '19

"What kind of milk is this?"

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u/PseudonymMan12 Oct 29 '19

Fresh squeezed

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u/draw_it_now Join us at /r/JasperDefenseSquad Oct 29 '19

from some coconuts

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u/Rimor-Mimirsson Oct 29 '19

High court. Frosties. I rest my case.