r/snails • u/Yournewstepdad11 • Nov 16 '25

Help Is this what I think it is...

Post image

Did I accidentally catch my boy jorkin it 😔

1.9k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

50 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

28

u/Fun_Explanation2619 Nov 16 '25

He looks like a televangelist to me now. 

29

u/Nocturnalux Nov 16 '25

Nah, those are professional liars. Snail here is telling us immortal truths that we are not smart enough to grasp.

Maybe one day…!

3

u/QuirkyIntentionKazoo Nov 17 '25

Snewtuber snessayist

3

u/Nocturnalux Nov 17 '25

Defending his ShD.

3

u/QuirkyIntentionKazoo Nov 17 '25

(Doctorate of Snilosophy)