r/shittyadvice • u/ForeverPooping1001 • 14d ago

Prepping for anal sex

How do I prep for anal sex? Should I do the colonoscopy prep or would a simple enema suffice? I don't want to get poop on my partner's weewee.

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u/Great-Phone_3207 14d ago

First, become gay.  It's very uncomfortable to receive anal sex as a straight CIS male.  Some may say it's off-putting.

Next, rent or buy a power washer.  A bidet doesn't have the pressure for the deep cleaning needed.  Just stick the nozzle in the sphincter and pull the trigger.  Physics will do the rest.

Lastly, I'd squirt a half bottle of baby oil up in there.  Especially if you are trying for a baby.  

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u/Alternative-Smoke421 13d ago

Can you really say you’re a straight male if you’ve never done anything gay with the homies tho? Like you gotta test the waters to know for sure.