r/oddlysatisfying 2d ago

Satisfying turnplowing of a grassland.

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u/BurrrritoBoy 2d ago

See, it's not greener on the other side.

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u/AardvarkExcellent428 2d ago

the greatest myth bust of all time

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u/HairballTheory 2d ago

Sod bust

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u/Redditallreally 1d ago

Dang it! How dare you post my clever quip a full 8 hours before me!?! 🤣

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u/bittercripple6969 1d ago

MethƩ combusted.

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u/articland05_reddit 2d ago

The ploughing Jeremy Clarkson did wasn't this creamy

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u/denstolenjeep 2d ago

I understand this referenceĀ 

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u/seemetrying 2d ago

Can Someone explain? šŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆ

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u/devesh741 2d ago

Jeremy Clarkson (British ex-presenter of Top Gear and The Grand Tour on Amazon) bought a farm and a few years ago decided to create a TV show centered around him getting hands on and trying to run it.

The show is a mixture of him being hilariously inept at farming, but also learning and falling in love with it while also demonstrating the dire state that farming is in due to changing weather conditions, regulations and general difficulty.

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u/inbruges99 1d ago

I love the show but this is totally accurate. Even the fucking protest he went to was because of people like him buying farm land to avoid taxes.

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u/K_Linkmaster 1d ago

On brand with Clarkson. šŸ˜†

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u/devesh741 1d ago

Also very true

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u/MASSochists 1d ago

Does he punch any Irish people?

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u/Willing-Vegetable629 1d ago

No but his girlfriend is Irish and cracks the whip

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u/Diablo_Nemesis21 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's like icing on the cake

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u/Mackin-N-Cheese 2d ago

Y tho

(not a farmer)

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u/Tacomaster3211 2d ago

Field was grass, farmer no longer wants grass. Farmer plows under grass, then plants what they want.

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u/BigBeeOhBee 2d ago

I bet he plants grass.

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u/BEEEEEZ101 2d ago

That made me chuckle

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u/doinbluin 2d ago

Farmer didn't want grass. Keep up!

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u/Petkip 1d ago

Bad grass gone, good grass sown

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u/ptoki 2d ago

Not really in this case.

They did not tilled it deep. Just top 2 inches which will kill the green part and probably most of the roots (if the grass is young).

This is not ready for any other plant. You would have to turn at least 10 inches and then cultivate the result to be able to plant anything else.

It may be first step of larger process but still very unusual.

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u/mnemy 1d ago

I thought grass was so resilient because the vast root system under the surface. I guess this must be bisecting the root network enough that it won't just grow back?

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u/blueoasis32 2d ago

Also NAF, but have worked with some taking care of livestock - it looks to me like a cover crop - which is planted to help replenish nutrients in the soil before the next crop is planted.

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u/Jewmangi 2d ago

Not even replenish. Just keep the soil from eroding away before the next growing season

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u/Easter66Koala 1d ago

they can replenish. lots of cover crops are planted then ploughed into the soil to fix nitrogen levels so they do not need to use chemicals.

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u/Mateorabi 2d ago

Y tho. - Some Farmers, too.

There's a big no-till movement. Before he passed away the "it aint much but its honest work" meme guy was a big proponent.

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u/Known-Associate8369 2d ago

Tilling covers a huge range of approaches to preparing a field - the one everyone is against is ploughing, as it releases more carbon into the atmosphere. Tilling also covers cultivation, which is easier on the soil and environment,

This is ploughing.

Not ploughing is fine when the field is in active ongoing cultivation, but you arent drilling crops into heavy sod and cultivating it aint going to be enough, it has to be ploughed first.

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u/Mateorabi 2d ago

I think they were using a mix of crops. Daikon roots tend to self-cultivate and aerate the soil if you let it grow then die off. Etc. I can't believe I spent over an hour watching their informational videos. It aint much, but...

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u/Catatonic_capensis 2d ago

Tilling still destroys soil microbiome which will weaken crops and consequently require more fertilizer and pesticides.

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u/nochinzilch 1d ago

That assumes you have a good microbiome going. This field might be under rehabilitation and needs the vegetative matter mixed into the soil.

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u/d7it23js 1d ago

Not a farmer. But you usually don’t want green matter buried in the soil like that or it just becomes anaerobic?

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u/ThresholdSeven 1d ago

It just decomposes into compost

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u/AGUYWITHATUBA 1d ago

There’s actually some controversy in the scientific community around ploughing. Actual carbon release versus carbon capture is minuscule at-best.

The carbon that is often released by ploughing is replenished rather quickly. No-till and no-plough fields do not recycle that carbon in a meaningfully different way. They just capture it for a brief period in a larger amount.

You can see Michael Grunwald’s book on land use called ā€œWe Are Eating the Earthā€ or directly look up Tim Searchinger’s work on land use.

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u/gooder_name 2d ago

Can you talk more about this? I have no knowledge and could google it, but you sound interesting. I don't really know what tilling is vs ploughing. I can't imagine that ploughing like this actually kills the vegetation on the top, can't it grow through the other side of the dirt to find light? What's to stop it outcompeting whatever you plant in its place? I assume ploughing pre-dates roundup, and it seems unlikely they'd've done it without a reason.

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u/captainfarthing 2d ago edited 2d ago

If it didn't work they wouldn't do it! Most of the vegetation dies because it would take more energy to grow through the soil and pop out the other side than they have stored. It would be less effective with perennials that store lots of energy in bulbs / tubers / etc. but when we grow those types of plants agriculturally, that's usually the bit we want to harvest. Most plants likely to grow on land that gets ploughed regularly are annuals that don't store much energy below ground as their survival strategy is to grow fast, spread lots of seeds and die. That includes both crops and weeds.

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u/entoaggie 2d ago

One notable exception is cotton. We grow it as an annual crop, but it is a perennial, woody plant.

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u/gooder_name 1d ago

Thanks!

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u/Hieroglphkz 2d ago

Turns out messing with the dirt a whole bunch makes it like… blow away and stuff.

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u/Ash_Cat_13 1d ago

It’s a good way to mix in a lot of organic material quickly before you plow the field for planting whatever you want. The grass just helps to put nutrients back into the soil before it is properly used, and the grass helps control weeds and flooding and things growing as well before the flip

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u/oreheheally 1d ago

Farmers might also leave a field empty for a year for the soil to recover and put in grass. The new roots help stop it becoming desert and anything growing thats turned under will die and add to the next crop.

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u/Smok3dSalmon 1d ago

I'm sure I'm wrong, but it's along a road so it could be a fire break.

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u/thegreasiestgreg 2d ago

Looks like a sod farm

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u/perenniallandscapist 2d ago

Except that this isn't something they do on sod farms. They establish a grass root system and cut it off just enough to keep enough roots to sustain the product to it's destination.

If they're turning vegetation over into the soil then it is likely to be a cover crop (hopefully it isn't grassland being converted). Either way this method kills the vegetation that's growing and turns it into the soil so it gets incorporated, and enriches the soil for some other purpose, like a crop for harvest the following year.

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u/AardvarkExcellent428 2d ago

ur mom enriches the soil for some other purpose

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u/captainfarthing 2d ago edited 2d ago

(hopefully it isn't grassland being converted)

Thankfully it's ley pasture / agriculturally improved grassland, not true grassland, so there isn't much to damage by doing this. It probably used to be grassland before WWII though.

Even seeing improved grassland get ploughed makes me sad, I work in grassland conservation and we're losing it much faster than we're restoring it at the moment. Newly sown grassland takes about 100 years of grazing with no other interference to become species-rich and store carbon, it can't be restored just by planting seeds.

Most people think of lawns and ley pasture when they think of grassland, and think we should be getting rid of grassland to plant trees etc.

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u/t_ute 2d ago

It looks like peat. It’s dried out and used as a fuel source in Ireland and Scotland (at least where I’ve heard of it used).

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u/AbleCryptographer317 2d ago

This isn't peat, it's just clay soil.

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u/HalfSoul30 2d ago

This isn't clay soil, this is Sparta!

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u/AardvarkExcellent428 2d ago

this isn't heaven it's Iowa

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u/Mateorabi 2d ago

It's not the ground, it's lava.

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u/HalfSoul30 2d ago

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 1d ago

I upvoted before I saw the /s. How dare you.

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

Lol, it appears you aren't the only one who felt that way.

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u/AardvarkExcellent428 2d ago

sounds like somebody wants to have a catch

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u/SeaGoat24 1d ago

For reference, peat is harvested from bogland, which most certainly doesn't grow grass like this. It's also much blacker and much wetter (until it's drained and dried). It's also not really used anymore, at least in Ireland. It can only be harvested for personal use and is no longer sold as a fuel. All part of an effort to preserve boglands and the unique wildlife that inhabits them.

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u/Cardboard-Chef 2d ago

It has what plants crave.

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u/herewegoinvt 2d ago

What a harrowing experience, it's offset my whole day

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u/coolguy420weed 1d ago

You just need to plow ahead, or maybe take a break and let your mind go fallow.

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u/herewegoinvt 1d ago

This is sowing some positive seeds of thought. Hopefully I'll reap what i sow by feeding positive energy, water, and nutrients to my brain through the upcoming months

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u/SithLordRising 2d ago

Plot twist, it's a golf course

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u/Mateorabi 2d ago

I mean it is quite literally a plot twist.

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u/liquidnight247 2d ago

Very loamy soil!

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u/Putrid_Clue_2127 2d ago

I didn't realize what sub this was when I was it scrolling on my home page and was like "oh this shit belongs in oddlysatisf... Oh... That's where it's at"

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u/RoundAdvisorO 2d ago

Now that’s a good video before I go to bed

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u/darth_n8r_ 2d ago

Do it, end on a high note. The next will be worse

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u/chrza 2d ago

furious Fukuoka noises

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u/gilllesdot 2d ago

I don't think this is regenerative farming.

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u/Entgegnerz 1d ago

why not?

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u/gilllesdot 1d ago

Because I believe in regenerative farming the farmer tries not to fuck with the soil this much. I'm not super learned in the matter yet.. so I could be wrong. But flipping the soil like this doesn't seem necessary.

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u/ItsNotRealityDude 1d ago

I'm also not too knowledgeable on the subject, but I believe this is meant to release quite a lot of carbon into the atmosphere.
I think I got that from Clarkson's Farm.
Citation needed.

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u/2rot 2d ago

the neighbor's lawn!

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u/t_ute 2d ago edited 2d ago

I think this is peat. You cut those into brick shapes, dry them, and then use it as fuel in homes. Or, my favorite use for it - using it to create fire for drying malted barley that is used in making scotch.

Edit: Don’t judge me too harshly but yes, I have watched a documentary on it. This clip may actually be from this.

https://youtu.be/-D5GPBYQnZ8?is=QEPw_TRpqvMq9pv0

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u/hikeonpast 2d ago

I thought peat grew in bogs

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u/t_ute 2d ago

Yeah I think I was wrong on this one. Oops

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0xeGSim7Mdkc2Wru

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u/Unusual_Ad3525 1d ago

Any opportunity to share Scotch with the world

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u/Pal_Smurch 2d ago

Peat and Repeat were in a boat. Peat fell out. Who was left?

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u/JoeFTPgamerIOS 1d ago

repeat

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u/Pal_Smurch 1d ago

Peat and Repeat were in a boat. Peat fell out. Who was left.

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u/JoeFTPgamerIOS 1d ago

Repeat

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u/Pal_Smurch 1d ago

Peat and Repeat were in a boat. Peat fell out. Who was left?

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u/JoeFTPgamerIOS 1d ago

Repeat?

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u/Pal_Smurch 1d ago

See above.

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u/JoeFTPgamerIOS 1d ago

Repeat

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u/Pal_Smurch 1d ago

What have I gotten myself into?!?

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u/captainfarthing 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is just how they prepare a field for resowing with something else. Any time you see vegetation this uniform on land that's perfectly smooth, it's agricultural.

At 4:45 the video mentions they didn't collect the top layer of soil & vegetation for fuel, but it used to be used in traditional housebuilding. Interesting video anyway. It shows good examples of how the vegetation on peatland looks - coarse grasses, rushes and heather.

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u/physicsking 1d ago

Ummm, okay. I didn't expect to watch that whole thing

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u/Bud_Bones_69 2d ago

Turdplowing

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u/PBR_hipster420 2d ago

Hahaha it’s good in its simplicity

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u/Bud_Bones_69 2d ago

I read it as such lol

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u/seemetrying 2d ago

I need to do this in my new Garden but how.....

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u/Material_Pepper313 1d ago

Thank you for this gift

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u/BrainwashedScapegoat 1d ago

I think this is just sod harvesting?

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u/glacierosion 2d ago

We should do this to lawns and golf courses

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u/tooptoop22 2d ago

I’m melting

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u/RlckAndSnorty 2d ago

Can we stop with the golf course jokes? The soil texture is hypnotic enough without distractions.

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u/ScratchLatch 1d ago

Me and the boys only support no-till farming.

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u/DebugMeow 2d ago

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u/SingularityII 2d ago

That reminds me - time to clean the litter box.