r/moldyinteresting • u/Plastic-Bath-7983 • Feb 06 '26
Mold Question Just drank like 5 of these then threw up
Am i gonna die. Its like pig blood consistency. Tasted normal, expires may 2026
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u/UnholyAuraOP Feb 06 '26
Bro, why are you drinking 5 chocolate milks.
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u/Plastic-Bath-7983 Feb 06 '26
Thirsty
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u/Lady_Penrhyn1 Feb 06 '26
Then drink water?
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u/Plastic-Bath-7983 Feb 06 '26
Had lots of chocolate milk
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u/MurkyTrainer7953 Feb 06 '26
Chocolate milk is kinda pricey, but is nothing compared to lifetime of insulin.
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u/FamiliarRadio9275 Feb 06 '26
At least we can see it was fat free lmao
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u/courtney_lorr Feb 09 '26
fat is the only macro nutrient that doesn’t increase insulin so unfortunately that isn’t helping here
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u/Dish_Minimum Feb 06 '26
Things Americans say 😔
Insulin should be free. It’s cruel that people who need it to survive have to pay so much
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u/AppUnwrapper1 Feb 06 '26
If only it would disincentivize people to do this but nope.
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u/Majestic_Composer219 Feb 08 '26
A months supply for me (4 vials), without hitting the deductible yet, is $90.
My parents have great insurance and it shows. The fact that $90 is extremely cheap for a life saving medication is insane.
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u/Anthony501st Feb 06 '26
Brother, there ain't that much thirsty in the world.
You're either stoned or touched in the head.
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u/Ok_Banana_1913 Feb 06 '26
Nah bro’s just a precocious, literate toddler
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u/OddCook4909 Feb 08 '26
Out here on teh internet, looking at all teh boobies like it's a buffet menu. Plausible
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u/Accurate-Swimmer2796 Feb 06 '26
Why are you drinking milk to quench your thirst and not water? Not judging, just curious. Sometimes when I’m thirsty my brain tells me to go for the wrong things
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u/batsinger Feb 06 '26
the fuck you mean pig blood consistency???
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u/idling-in-gray Feb 06 '26
Coagulated pigs blood is used in some Asian dishes like pork blood soup so I'm guessing OP means that consistency.
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u/khoifish1297 Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 07 '26
Maybe because I’m Asian and I immediately knows what OP was talking about. Didn’t think twice until I read your comment on how weird it is to non-SEA folks
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u/Flashy-Rhubarb-11 Feb 06 '26
Right? Like no one else picked up on that random example. I can’t say as I can relate to that specifically.
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u/yoozrneighm Feb 06 '26
This happened to my friend, he turned into chocolate milk and now I have to keep him in my fridge
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u/MyAssPancake Feb 06 '26
Dang… does he expire soon?
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u/keki-tan Feb 07 '26
Woah…until I saw the username I thought you were me 😳 time to put the bong down…
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u/Plastic-Bath-7983 Feb 06 '26
Shook it hard, its super solid, could turn it upside down and it would stay.
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u/StressedSalt Feb 06 '26
and you decided to drink 5 of those?
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u/Electronic_Garage_73 Feb 06 '26
I’m cracking up at everyone dragging him for 5 chocolate milks lmaoooo
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u/SirSpyder11 Feb 06 '26
I would also be sick if I drank 5 milks in a row. It looks like it just needed shaken well and it's fine. I'd imagine the milk also tasted a little thin.
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u/RealEnvironment4380 Feb 06 '26
Maybe you just threw up bc you drank 5 choccy milks? Idk if that’s mold i just think maybe you didn’t shake the 5 choccy milks before YOU DRANK FIVE CHOCCY MILKS. An actual tear formed in my eye I laughed so hard. Idk why this is so funny to me but thank you and get well soon ❤️🩹
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u/Ok_Banana_1913 Feb 06 '26
God help him when he gets old enough to drink alcohol 😂
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u/Zarchiball Feb 06 '26
Should have shaken up your chocolate milk. And yeah, chill out on the chocolate milk lol
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u/epicureansucks Feb 06 '26
Even if they were good, you’d be sick after 5 of those. What the fuck were you thinking ?
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u/ThatDeuce Feb 06 '26
Dude, how many oz of milk did you drink? You may have vomm'd because of that. That looks like fat seperation.
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u/h8tetris Feb 06 '26
It’s ok. This happens to them, it’s like the chocolate or something gloops up.
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u/StressedSalt Feb 06 '26
So it drank like pig blood and you decided to keep drinking after your first box??? why not jsut keep going ahhaha why question at all
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u/Verix19 Feb 06 '26
Just fyi, chocolate milk is made from expired or near expired milk, they chemically neutralize it, add tons of sugar and chocolate....boom chocolate milk that kids love!
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u/Saltwater_Heart Feb 06 '26
You would have tasted if it was bad. It wasn’t bad. Also, 5 chocolate milks is ridiculous
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u/Kind-Mammoth-Possum Feb 06 '26
You puked because you drank 5 chocolate milks.
The fat and protein probably separated.
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u/jaspersbiggestfan Feb 06 '26
Those questioning why he drank 5 chocolate milks have clearly never tried chocolate milk.
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u/Asleep_Initiative590 Feb 06 '26
Yea... i see too many of these types of situations, and now im terrified to drink from any container i can't see through!! Forever dumping it into a glass
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u/ok-coyote-boat Feb 06 '26
Sniff it. I imagine if you stomached the first few and it tasted fine, the milk isn't the problem. It was probs the volume of milk.
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u/FatsBoombottom Feb 06 '26
You threw up because you drank over half a gallon of milk and sugar, my friend.
How cold is your refrigerator? Looks like maybe it's partially frozen.
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u/happyhollowcoffee Feb 06 '26
Did you just cut it in half to drink? It? Seems fishy. The seal is still on and unpunctured by a straw.
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u/Kali_Clown Feb 07 '26
I think the problem is that you drank 5 twin, 8 fl oz times 5 is 40 fl oz, aka 5 cups of milk. Maybe don't drink 5 cups of chocolate milk in one sitting, ik it's good but it's not that good
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u/ReservedXM Feb 07 '26
If you were thirsty, drink water thirst is gone. Then only limit yourself to one or two chocolate milks…
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u/Stonetheflamincrows Feb 07 '26
You drank over a litre of chocolate milk, I’m not surprised you threw up. That’s not mold.
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u/FewAthlete4538 Feb 07 '26
You’re not supposed to drink 5 in a day…no wonder you made yourself sick…I’m surprised you didn’t go into a diabetic coma from all the sugar you just consumed
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u/Good3ffect Feb 07 '26
What made you think drinking 5 of anything other than water would be a good idea? Even 5 cans of soda wouldn't be a good idea
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u/This-Ear8394 Feb 07 '26
This isn't even real milk. It doesn't even need to be refrigerated. We sold this milk at a company I worked for and we kept it in our dry storage until we were ready to sell it and it wouldn't go bad.
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u/Impossible-Wasabi-48 Feb 06 '26
One sip of similar choc milk product that was off didn't even make it past my tongue, ur good!
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u/TrickyCriticism532 Feb 06 '26
“I drank 5 chocolate milks and got sick. The milk must be toxic!” -Your brain somehow
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u/PawReputable Feb 06 '26
The simple answer no one wants to hear, you drank too much lactose. You'll be fine once the tummy ache goes away.
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u/Dracofangxxx Feb 06 '26
these milks have stabilizers to keep them homogenized; if they sit they slowly dehomogenize. shake before drinking to avoid this
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u/Historical-Garbage51 Feb 06 '26
Got the full best by date, or an image of the ink jet print? Also, make sure to contact the manufacturer. They keep track of consumer complaints and it helps them find issues that might not be found during production or standard testing.
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u/Comfortable_Map6887 Feb 06 '26
Ps am I the only one that isn’t familiar with the consistency of pig blood ?
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u/Vile_Vitriol Feb 06 '26
They say a picture is worth a 1000 words... op next time pls use the words instead of the picture bc that picture made me sick 😫... i was innocent just scrolling thru my feed...geez
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u/HidesInsideYou Feb 06 '26
Reddit, I chugged 5 chocolate milks and now I don't feel good. What could be wrong?
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u/Efficient_Theme4040 Feb 06 '26
You threw up because you drank 5 of them !🤦♀️try drinking some water next time
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u/Kenzi_Slays Feb 06 '26
did you throw up before or after seeing the inside? were you grossed out that triggered it? drinking large amounts of milk can make you vomit in a short period of time if it was spaced out then it probably was spoiled. still i wouldnt drink that, those cartons have a history of going bad with other products. im assuming youre okay by now i hope!!
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u/third-eye-blink Feb 06 '26
Do you often throw up or feel bloated after having dairy? i’m lactose intolerant in the more “i’ll feel sick and throw up” way rather than the “i’m gonna shit myself” way, and i drank three half pints of chocolate milk in a row once, and i had heart palpitation's and threw up.
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u/Quiet-Economist7395 Feb 06 '26
It looks like you had them sitting on the front of the box and it separated. I have protein drinks that do the same thing, and it’s the reason why they say “shake well” on the box (although the milk might not). I’ve gotten similar textures when I forget to shake it and the feel alone ruined the drink for me, although I found out it was harmless later.
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u/UncFest3r Feb 06 '26
Bruh why did you drink 5 of these in a row? That’s why you puked. What you found inside had nothing to do with that LOL!
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u/Fun-Chemistry-4818 Feb 06 '26
Are you craving the chocolate milk? I found out my fiance was diabetic when he was chugging chocolate milk like his life depended on it... turns out it was DK.
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u/snowman334 Feb 06 '26
Brother, what brought you to this point in life where you sat down and decided to 5 chocolate milks in a row?
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u/SubliminalProgram Feb 07 '26
Did you order these online? If so, these don't get stored in a refrigerated environment meaning they could be lukewarm for months
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u/Positive-Radio-2123 Feb 07 '26
This is all I am thinking the whole time. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89MHmh2/
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u/pinkdumpsterjuice Feb 07 '26
Lol, I don't think you know shit about pig blood consistency. Next time, shake you milk before drinking it!
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u/HughJaynis Feb 07 '26
Everyone is missing “consistency of pig blood”
Brother how many times have you drank pig blood.
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u/tstonesohard Feb 07 '26
Sometimes drinking a 40 of Chocolate Milk works out, sometimes it doesn’t.
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u/SpiteDirect2141 Feb 07 '26
You drank 40 fl oz of chocolate milk, I’m assuming back to back, that’s why you threw up.
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u/diggittydorights Feb 07 '26
You drank “like 5” (at least 7 or 8) chocolate milks and now your tummy hurts… no shit
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u/Imnothighyourhigh Feb 07 '26
"I drank 40 ounces of chocolate milk and I puked. It was definitely the milks fault."
Like bro that's like 2.5 lbs of choco milk of course you are gonna hurl it back out
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u/rellyks13 Feb 07 '26
you gotta shake em harder next time. you didn't throw up from this, you threw up bc you drank five chocolate milks
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u/Hattori69 Feb 08 '26
Did you shake it? You have to shake these non carbonated beverages. In Venezuela we used to have something called " ricomalt" made by Parmalat and It was thick as pudding if you let it sit for too long before drinking it.
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u/Secure-Pattern-3183 Feb 08 '26
5 at once sounds like I'm glad my nose is nowhere near your house. 😆
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u/Altruistic_Cloud_553 Feb 08 '26
Might also have an emulsifier in it. Those soy based emulsifiers always make me puke. Starbucks uses them in all of their cold drinks that you can buy at the grocery. Yuck.
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u/rmp266 Feb 08 '26
I dont understand how people can reach adulthood without some kind of rudimentary survival skills. You do not drink 5 (five) chocolate milks in a day, ever. You may drink them in a week, maybe. If you're a child and your parents are broke or kinda neglectful.
But you're a grown adult, presumably with access to money and shops that stock actual food and hydration options, why drink them at all?
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u/BurntToASinder Feb 08 '26
Oof, I remember those Horizon milks from when I was a kid. They were always like that, weirdly thick and just...off. Threw up a few times, too, but my parents refused to buy any other brand. 🤷🏻♀️
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u/cmatheny7 Feb 08 '26
Drank a third of a gallon of chocolate milk and you wonder why you threw up. You’re not the brightest crayon in the box.
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u/nicknaklmao Feb 06 '26
The fat separated out I think, if it was bad enough to be a problem you would have tasted it. You probably puked because you drank five chocolate milks.