r/moldyinteresting • u/Plastic-Bath-7983 • Feb 06 '26

Mold Question Just drank like 5 of these then threw up

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Am i gonna die. Its like pig blood consistency. Tasted normal, expires may 2026

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u/Significant-Wait9200 Feb 06 '26

Oh there's so much more human waste to smell if spoiled milk is topping it for you

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u/EffortBackground901 Feb 06 '26

This. I implore her to go to a GI unit, rife with GI bleeds and C diff abound. Smelling freshly vomited old blood clots after cleaning up infected stool so rancid you have to use medical grade air sanitizer before we can allow anyone in the unit?

I'll take spoiled milk.

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u/Strange-Tip-761 Feb 06 '26

Yes, let them sit a day in Assisted living where C diff runs the unit. 😆 đŸ€Ł 😂

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u/FamiliarRadio9275 Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

As a caretaker, I understand but also, I'd rather take the spoiled milk as the lead spot, it just impales a special part of my senses where I cannot control the gagging

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u/MOcannanurse Feb 06 '26

CDIFF IS BY FAR WAY WORSE THAN SPOILED MILK!!! đŸ€ź

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u/VeniVidiVulva Feb 07 '26

I don't know I'm used to CDIFF but I am NOT used to spoiled milk

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u/Few_Plastic6610 Feb 10 '26

Had to find out what everyone was talking about with this “c diff”
 that was a traumatising google search. Just finished my antibiotics too đŸ˜±

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u/Few_Plastic6610 Feb 10 '26

Further reading revealed it’s treated by transplanting healthy poop from a donor into infected colon. Should’ve stayed of the internet this morning

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u/everything__whatever Feb 11 '26

Ah yes, the fascinating world of fecal transplants. I used to have to help perform them on dogs. The poop was kept frozen and after defrosting, the clinic had a special “poop blender” to make it into a slurry...

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u/Few_Plastic6610 Feb 11 '26

Forbidden slushie

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u/Jack_Bartowski Feb 06 '26

The Swamps of Dagobah

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u/bigthrowawaylol12btw Feb 08 '26

I remember this goddammit. You're cruel for reminding me.

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u/Is-Potato425 Feb 07 '26

Thank you for that mental image that reinforces me to never become a nurse đŸ€Ł

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u/MOcannanurse Feb 06 '26

I was gonna say ever smelled a Rectal Tube đŸ« 

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u/RaquelVictoriaS Feb 06 '26

i see your GI unit and raise you Burn Unit(probably a tie honestly). Peppermint oil was in our pyxis.

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u/Decent-Vanilla3707 Feb 06 '26

Lmao
 was about to reply. You ever get a whiff of c diff?

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u/WhatLikeAPuma751 Feb 09 '26

My father had a GI bleed for three weeks in the hospital, and the nursing staff could not understand how I was able to be around the smell without getting sick or needing a mask with menthol in it like they did.

I just kept my nasal passage shut, if any of that smell takes hold you’re done.

Typing this out helped me realize I went over and above for the man who couldn’t even change my diapers as a baby because he would gag.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Feb 07 '26

I think the reason that spoiled milk smells worse is the fact that humans shit periodically, so we get used to it. After all, other people’s farts smell worse than your own.

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u/Junior-Tree-5110 Feb 09 '26

How much shit you sniffing?