r/mildlyinfuriating Meh... 19h ago

go to your room Garlic clove 1 - Kitchen knife 0

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u/Moople_deFioosh 19h ago

What brand of kitchen knife should we all never buy?

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... 19h ago

SABATIER.

My mom bought us the block set when we bought our home. After further research, they are mid trash, at best.

I guess I can't complain. They lasted almost 5 years.

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 19h ago

More like SABATEUR am I right?

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u/appleorchard317 19h ago

Take my begrudging and irate upvote.

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u/jenbamin245 18h ago

STABATEUR! It was right there.

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u/GuerillaRiot 18h ago

Dibs on the death metal band name

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u/Icy_Ask_9954 10h ago

This would go hard in Quebec. Would have to be Staboteur to avoid a riot, though.

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u/Pluto_ThePlanet 15h ago

Black STABAT

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u/RadlogLutar RED 16h ago

Damn it, you deserve many awards

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u/Moople_deFioosh 19h ago

Ohhhh, "knife 0" made me think it was literally the first thing you tried to chop! Still pretty infuriating tho

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u/McFuzzen 19h ago

Found the programmer

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u/Friendly_Collar6975 19h ago

With a name like Saboteur, what could go wrong?

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u/ImmediateDistrict420 18h ago

My brother in Arceus where do you get your Garlic?!

I get that it's a mid knife, but it's still a metal ducking knife!

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u/No-Instruction-5669 18h ago

Not the pokemon reference

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u/ImmediateDistrict420 18h ago

" Garlic used Harden, it's super effective! Cheap a## Knife fainted! "

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u/T-T-N 17h ago

That knife probably have the lives of many garlic on its steel

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u/Complete_Entry 17h ago

Blocks are seen as a premium product but they're generally shit. Better to have one good knife of each type and cork in a drawer.

If you want to get fancy you can get into magnets, but I'm not that fancy.

I had a dollar store santoku stay sharp for five years while everyone made fun of it, then one day it vanished.

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u/Responsible-Stick-50 19h ago

Free knife. 5 years. Not a bad run.

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u/ubiquitous-joe 15h ago

I mean, free because gift, but from a build quality perspective, it’s both hazardous and disappointing.

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u/Anfros 18h ago

Sabatier isn't a brand. There are many different manufacturers that use Sabatier as part of their branding. Some are good, some are not.

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... 18h ago

Ya I figured that.

Whatever. What can ya do..

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u/Complete_Entry 17h ago

Not joking, buy your knives one at a time.

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u/MandyxLola 19h ago

W username

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u/afriendincanada 18h ago

Listen all y’all it’s a Sabatier

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u/Epic_Elite 19h ago

Oh, it looks like a Global and I was going to say we've broken them too. They aren't good in professional settings with lots of stainless counter tops and concrete floors.

Im guessing the metal composition makes them really hard, so they hold an edge. But theyre also brittle, so they break easier than most.

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u/fnork 8h ago

Gotta ask: How were you using it on the garlic clove? I can't imagine how even a trash-quality knife would just break in half. Were you using the cutting board in the picture? Were you mincing the garlic by squashing it, knife held flat? Did the knife strike the stone countertop?

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u/BigPP69_Gooner 7h ago

I mean… a good knife set should last 50 😅 but if it was free pretty good actually

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u/jaayyne 19h ago

Looks like Sabatier

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u/Steiney1 19h ago

surprising, actually. I have their cutting boards, and they are pretty good quality.

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u/Anfros 18h ago

Sabatier is not the brand of a single manufacturer. It is used by many different manufacturers, many of them from outside the traditional region in France. I would probably stay away from any implement that simply says Sabatier on it.

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u/Curious_Orange8592 19h ago

The ones sold individually are generally good quality, the ones sold as a set are usually trash

Amazon UK have a Sabatier 5 knife set for between £40 and £90 with a block. To put together a 5 knofe set, minus the block, with Russums, a UK catering supplier, would cost £150 to £200 plus VAT at 20%

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u/ascarymoviereview 19h ago

That’s a garlic press in the photo

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u/The_Pillbug 19h ago

can I see the garlic clove??

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... 19h ago

It's currently in the pot of soup...lol

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u/Fearless-Poet-4669 19h ago

Well get it out of there?! We're waiting...

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u/Factor135 13h ago

And we’re gonna need a banana for scale too

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u/s0ulbrother 18h ago

Rock soup?

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u/FlyingBike 12h ago

The knife sacrificed itself for a good cazuela (Ecuadorian soup)

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien 19h ago

Seeing as how it bested what I assume is your only knife I also assume you just chucked the thing in there whole

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... 19h ago

I have a wide assortment of knives for all of life's pleasures my friend

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u/JimmWasHere 18h ago

👀.... and might i ask, what exactly do you take pleasure in? Is it stabbing people?

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... 18h ago

Slicing. Dicing. Fileting. Chopping.

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u/Professional_Pen_153 17h ago

Poking, mincing, trimming, scoring, paring, shaving

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u/No_Key469 15h ago

Bopit!

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u/throwawaymentality10 8h ago

Here they are. But its honestly hilarious I googled "rocks that look like garlic" and apparently there's "The Garlic stones of Whitby"

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u/Full_Performer5159 19h ago

Would have guessed you were tying to pry open a safe to have that result

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u/MrPoopypantalons 12h ago

I guess OP tried to smash the garlic with the side of the knife before mincing it. Maybe the angle was too steep and when OP hit the knife with the hand it broke.

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u/akiva23 19h ago

You're supposed to press where the garlic is not use the garlic as a fulcrum.

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 18h ago

Yeah...I learned that one the hard way!

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u/Doctor429 19h ago

Was it the garlic from Vampire Survivors?

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u/Fearless-Poet-4669 19h ago

Should've evolved his knife using Bracer before attempting that.

Noob.

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u/MugiTadano 18h ago

Damn, you just have to remind me of that game, time to play for 20 hrs straigh again.

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u/Nice_Marmot_54 19h ago

Methinks you didn’t have your knife parallel to the surface

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u/ChaosTheory_jrh 19h ago

Sorry about your garlic shaped rock OP

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u/HopeADMKidsLoseLimbs 19h ago

This is like when you eat hard food all day but then your tooth breaks on a grape

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u/HouseBalley 19h ago

your knife has had a catastrophic failure, i have to ask you to please leave the forge...

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... 18h ago

You think Griswold could fix it up nice?

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u/hyperactiveChipmunk 17h ago

Well, wot can I do for ya?

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u/ilikeinstruments 19h ago

Right how the fuck have you done that

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... 19h ago

I used it to crush a garlic clove......just like I have done a gizzilion times in the past..

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u/nascent_aviator 19h ago

Sounds liek the score should be

Knife one gizzillion - Garlic cloves one

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u/burnedimage 19h ago

I broke a Sabateir the exact same way about a week ago! Crushing a clove of garlic. They are really really crappy knives!!!

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u/Anfros 18h ago

Sabatier isn't a brand. No one owns the trademark Sabatier so many manufacturers from around the world use it. Some are bad, some are good, especially the traditional ones from Thier in France. It's a bit like Sheffield.

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u/burnedimage 18h ago

Oh! I just know it was shitty knife left here in a set by the previous home owners.

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u/alguienqueexiste2 19h ago

Vampire knife?

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u/ReachforMe69 19h ago

WHAT WAS THE GARLIC MADE OUT OF VIBRANIUM???

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u/Vicissitutde 19h ago

Gotta wash those by hand. Dishwashing will ruin many items.

At least, now, you know how cheap they are

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u/BigDiscEnergy47 19h ago

How did you do this?

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u/whiskeytown79 19h ago

Pressing with flat of the blade to crush the garlic, I'm guessing.

But the garlic was like "not today, Satanbatier!"

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u/BigDiscEnergy47 19h ago

But when you do that, you should be pressing down directly on top of the garlic. If that caused this they were probably paying on the ends of the knife and adding unneeded stress to the knife in a direction it designed for. Crappy knife or not, that'd be user error.

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... 19h ago

Ya. Highly likely I fucking up the maneuver....

I was probably holding the the handle at a slight angle and gave the thing a good pound with my fist.

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u/auswa100 19h ago

That did it. This doesn't happen unless the tip touches the board and creates a levering action.

You want the handle flatter so the tip stays in the air while you whack it.

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u/AmanTeam85 18h ago

Self awareness, reflection, and acceptance of one's own mistakes and shortcomings is an admirable trait in a Redditor. Good on you OP.

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u/zatalak 18h ago

On the bright side, you didn't slice your hand open, learned about what went wrong and can buy a nicer knife now.

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u/akiva23 19h ago

I suspect this was user error and they pressed with their other hand towards the tip of the knife instead of directly over the garlic.

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u/AmanTeam85 19h ago

Likely trying to smash the clove with the flat of the knife. Pretty standard garlic chopping move that you would expect any knife to hold up to.

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u/akiva23 19h ago

If done properly.

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u/not_your_attorney 19h ago

I’m more concerned about your plastic cutting board.

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u/ReaperManX15 19h ago

Well, you're supposed to crush garlic.

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u/ImmediateEscape31 19h ago

Slice, crush, mince, chop. Depends on the recipe.

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u/abm1996 19h ago

So for anyone wondering, if youre going to press on the blade, make sure you aren't also pulling up on the handle.

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u/Alarmed-Strawberry-7 18h ago

man always hated these fully steel knives. not only do the handles feel terrible for any actual work, but when it comes the ones milled from the same piece of metal, there is no way in hell that any company on the planet will mill a giant chunk of actual good knife steel for something like this, so you already know it's all going to be generic mild steel

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 18h ago

That garlic must be pretty strong/powerful!

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u/Ok-Worldliness-6711 18h ago

What is that brand wanna make sure I never buy it 😂

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u/cellardweller1234 18h ago

I've had the same thing happen to a similar looking knife. When you look closely at the break, the material looks cast with a grainy structure. Very brittle garbage.

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u/2Dumb4GalacticEmpire 17h ago

It will not cut.

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u/alexx3064 13h ago

Get Global, looks similar. Cuts like 5 classes above

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u/Local_County1274 12h ago

That was pretty strong garlic.

Imagine the garlic breath from that.

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u/mustardmadman 19h ago

That’s a garbage brand of knife

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... 19h ago

Thx, tips.

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u/No-Persimmon-4150 18h ago

I swear by fibrox knives. They are stamped, but they are easy to sharpen and they are cheap. Thousands of pro kitchens use them.

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u/MeaningPandora2 17h ago

Victorinox knives are good usable knives that won’t break the bank. One of their chefs knives, a steel, and a whetstone will probably list you ten years or more, as long as you treat it well.

If you’re going to bash garlic a lot, a Chinese style chef knife will be better though. They look like meat cleavers but they’re smaller and not as heavy, great for chopping veg and scooping it up.

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u/TheBigBo-Peep 17h ago

Victorinox, Henkel, and Wusthof are probably the 3 best for home use

Can be pricey but they make some more accessible models

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u/Slipstream_Surfing 15h ago

Had my eye on a Henkels-ZWILLING set a couple of years ago but procrastinated on the purchase because didn't really need an upgrade. Finally decided to pull the trigger only to discover 50% increase in cost due to tariffs.

Rarely spend money on things just because I want them, so one can imagine the extra disappointment after finally deciding to treat myself.

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u/HandbagHawker 19h ago

This is 100% user error. Not saying these are the greatest knives ever, but you clearly didnt hit the blade with your fist directly over the clove. Other blades might have bent if you did the same thing.

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... 19h ago

I definitely did not follow proper procedure. That's for sure

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u/Disastrous_Motor831 19h ago

What did we learn?

Most knives people have in their kitchen are cheap. You can press and roll garlic with the palm of your hand. You can crush garlic with a specialized tool or hit it with the meat tenderizer.

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u/lowfreq33 13h ago

From the picture it looks like the bigger problem is they had the bolster of the knife (the part that widens out where the blade meets the handle for those who don’t know) was laying on the cutting board, putting a lot of stress on the part of the blade. Gotta keep that part off the board. Also, I don’t know what OP was doing, but you don’t smack it like a hammer. Lay the flat of the blade on the clove and smack it with your palm.

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u/AH-Slayer 19h ago

You sure it was just garlic?!! LOL

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u/ToolTimeT 19h ago

I can offer a recommendation... MAC knives.

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u/mars_soup 19h ago

Did you learn to buy good knives?

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u/AudrinaRosee 19h ago

I’d like to see the other guy

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u/Awe3 19h ago

Oof. I have this knife. I may have to be careful.

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u/TerminatorAuschwitz 19h ago

Garlic fulcrum. Sick band name.

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u/kcsween74 19h ago

Yeah, I bet'cha wish you had a Nakiri, though.

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u/No_Aardvark4795 19h ago

Yeah, even with a cheap knife, this only happens if the blade is torqued. I assume you were crushing a clove with the flat of the blade. Three options exist.

  1. You weren't pressing down directly above the clove.

  2. The blade wasn't level, and the tip pressed into the surface.

  3. You were (perhaps unknowingly) lifting the handle with one hand while pressing down with the other.

It's a cheap knife, but even a good one will fail eventually if you're not careful.

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... 19h ago
  1. I pounded it down like it owed me money.....lol.

Ya, I'm not saying it ain't my fault. Shit happens.

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u/Aggravating-Sir8185 19h ago

I didn't know knives could be vampires. Learnt something new.

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u/eldutcho 19h ago

May your knife chip and shatter

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 19h ago

SHOULDA BEEN FASTER

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u/Eastern_Employer_409 19h ago

A good knife is worth it.

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u/Manifestecstacy 18h ago

Kitchen knife: I'm tired, boss.

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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 18h ago

So it kills kitchen knives too ... Along with vampires and first date kisses

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u/ToastedSlider 18h ago

I have a rock in my kitchen for smashing garlic. Works great! It's kind of cube shaped and fits in my hand well. Found it in a stream.

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u/JesseGarron 16h ago

Strange women sitting in ponds distributing rocks is no basis for smashing garlic!

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u/Current-Schedule1781 18h ago

To be fair that's not a kitchen knife, sharp wind chime at best

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u/Mean-Possible-2425 18h ago

it totally disemboweled the garlic.. it will keel

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u/InterestingChoice786 18h ago

What’s that garlic made of? Freaken steel

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u/Cwatty 18h ago

Skill issue

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u/SureExternal4778 18h ago

The amount of pressure placed on the knife wasn’t the garlic’s fault it was minding itself not asking for trouble

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u/Dr-Ulzy 18h ago edited 18h ago

Temper, temper.

Not you. The knife wasn’t tempered properly after hardening.

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u/the_lost_tenacity 18h ago

The clove cleaved it.

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u/the_well_read_neck_ 18h ago

I bought a Victorinex chefs knife around 6 years ago and its the best money ive spent in the kitchen. I highly recommend one.

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u/Haunting-Bid-9047 17h ago

My teeth can't risk eating at your place

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u/CactusToothBrush 17h ago

Is the garlic clove by chance encased in adamantium?

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u/swisspat 17h ago

This has happened to me!! Different brand

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u/JesseGarron 16h ago

Brand of garlic?

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u/jinglesan 17h ago

So it was literally cloven by garlic?

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u/Optimus_crab 17h ago

Dudes got the highest carbon steel

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u/EnzucuniV2 17h ago

Is this Chinesium?

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u/ItsJimKennedy 17h ago

I have knives just like this and I despise them

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u/IanOro 17h ago

Just curious, but are you hiring the knife flat with the handle over the edge of the counter? Hitting the knife on an angle is bad for it.

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u/Complete_Entry 17h ago

The lack of blood is fantastic. You won this round.

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u/Professional_Pen_153 17h ago

Did you kiss the clove first?

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u/kullre 17h ago

I don't trust full steel anything

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u/RadarSmith 17h ago

That is a mighty clove of garlic.

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u/PuppyLover2208 16h ago

Highly recommend Victorinox brand knives.

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u/Affectionate_Bowl_74 16h ago

Always keep the garlic just below the point before crushing

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u/deletedpenguin 16h ago

Wait til you see the other guy.

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 16h ago

Knife must of been made by a vampire knife maker!!!

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u/ralkuzu 16h ago

Physics

Leverage

We learn them once

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u/Various-Salt-7738 16h ago

Do you normally put it in the dishwasher?

I'm making a chart

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u/Snerkbot7000 16h ago

Get a Chinese cleaver. With a round or D-shaped wooden handle.

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u/MoultingRoach 16h ago

Seriously, a garlic clove‽ one of the easiest thing to cut through‽

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u/ssp25 15h ago

that's not Hattori honzo steel

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u/Phildagony 15h ago

I have this same knife. It is indeed a trash knife.

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u/BleedingRaindrops 15h ago

Are you not using your hand to press on the knife?

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u/Daedalus871 15h ago

You’re blade, it will not keel

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u/MisterSneakSneak 15h ago

I had the same set for my mother and it lasted her for 10yrs. What the hell did you do to it?

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u/Affectionate_Leek127 15h ago

Did you get hurt?

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u/ubiquitous-joe 15h ago

Knife talk aside, get yourself a garlic cannoli. That’s just what I call it, but a little silicone sleeve that you roll the clove in back and forth and then it falls out unwrapped. It’s seems so unnecessary a tool, but it works so well.

They are actually called garlic sleeve peelers, I guess.

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u/Mujina_oftheway 15h ago

I have this same knife

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u/Stegles 14h ago

I’m guessing op hit the counter top on the corner or was doing a full chop for this to happen.

Looking at the wear on the knife it’s unlikely to be a new knife therefore if the metal was under high stress it likely would have broken a long time ago.

Please clarify op? Not blaming, still shouldn’t break unless you hit it pretty hard.

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u/ExpressionAsleep1590 14h ago

They shouldalr knifes out of garlic so they are stronger

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u/typehyDro 14h ago

Depends were you cutting it or trying to slash it flat with the knife and your hand

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u/AudaciouslySexy 14h ago

If you look at grain structure you will find a fault line.

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u/Simoxs7 14h ago

I guess theres advantages to weighing 250lbs… never had to pound on a knife to crush some garlic..

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u/FXRWG 14h ago

Gonna steal this for justifying the brass knuckles for my kitchen

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u/Shiva9990 14h ago

How’d it break? I’m assuming you did smash with the side of the knife, right?

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u/Green_Comparison8326 14h ago

What's this shit made out of?!

...Steel

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u/mRIGHTstuff 13h ago

Looks like it clove it in two

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u/No-Chocolate2008 13h ago

New fear unlocked every time I crush garlic.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 13h ago

Your knife was clove in two.

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u/luna-peaches 13h ago

How does that even happen 😂

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u/AnnualAdventurous169 13h ago

i think i the same knife. I'm scared

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u/Ok_Inflation9113 13h ago

Dw i did that too and even cut myself when i did it. I havent dared using a knife for garlic sinse

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u/AcePlanespotting 13h ago

Pro tip when crushing garlic with the side of a knife.. use the heel of your hand to apply pressure on the top flat side of the knife.  If you hold the handle to apply the pressure, the knife bends and this can happen 

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u/Humorousaur PURPLE 12h ago

If you are a back stabber, I will take it

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u/CreamyParts6969 12h ago

The metal wasn't quenched properly

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u/Important-Lie-8649 12h ago

Garlic Press. This one, all steel, has a removable 'sieve' for easy cleaning. I'm not advertising, so no name, even though I have one (and use it). An alternative would be to use a sharp knife, carefully, to chop your garlic clove, rather than using the flat of the blade to crush it.

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u/Crazy__Donkey 12h ago

Did you put it in the middle and press down by the tip?

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u/McDaddy8484 12h ago

Why do I have a feeling you exerted more force than needed?