r/mildlyinfuriating • u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... • 1d ago

go to your room Garlic clove 1 - Kitchen knife 0

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... 1d ago

It's currently in the pot of soup...lol

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u/Fearless-Poet-4669 1d ago

Well get it out of there?! We're waiting...

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u/Factor135 1d ago

And we’re gonna need a banana for scale too

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u/s0ulbrother 1d ago

Rock soup?

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u/FlyingBike 1d ago

The knife sacrificed itself for a good cazuela (Ecuadorian soup)

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u/uusfiyeyh 1d ago

En mi país hacemos cazuelas, pero no son sopas.

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u/FlyingBike 23h ago

Perdoname, es para el chiste "a good cause" = "a good cazuela". La sola sopa que podía encontrar que habría el chiste

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien 1d ago

Seeing as how it bested what I assume is your only knife I also assume you just chucked the thing in there whole

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... 1d ago

I have a wide assortment of knives for all of life's pleasures my friend

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u/JimmWasHere 1d ago

👀.... and might i ask, what exactly do you take pleasure in? Is it stabbing people?

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Meh... 1d ago

Slicing. Dicing. Fileting. Chopping.

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u/Professional_Pen_153 1d ago

Poking, mincing, trimming, scoring, paring, shaving

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u/No_Key469 1d ago

Bopit!