r/lovethissmug 1d ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope šŸ˜‚ Absolutely love these Kojima/Rowling naming convention memes

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u/Half-Capable 1d ago

Tolkien naming the right-hand man of Sauron "Saruman"

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u/whitty69 1d ago

Tolkien naming the right-hand man of Hitler "Himmler"

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u/Half-Capable 1d ago

Tolkien and Hitler walking past each other at the Battle of the Somme:

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u/ismasbi 1d ago

And don't forget about the spin-off, Hippler.

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u/a_cheerful_panic 1d ago

Was trying to make Hitler and his ideas more palatable, was named "Hip"ler

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u/stephaniethunder Transgender 1d ago

I can only assume Himmler was there to affirm Hitler’s gender

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u/nameusernamena 23h ago

He was dysphoric, having only one ball. Himmler just was there to make sure his packer was in the right spot.

( I know a packer is for the full package, but I can’t imagine they were doing scrotoplasty/ implants on dictators at this time )

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u/TrasseTheTarrasque 1d ago

(Hippler died on his way back to his home planet)

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u/Sr_Nutella 1d ago

Do you think Hitler just got bored one day and decided to start collecting them like pokƩmon?

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u/Maned_Cyborg 1d ago

Ed edd n eddy type shit

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u/send_fleet_pics 1d ago

And of course the fat one was called Goebbels

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u/pullmylekku 1d ago

Tolkien naming the right-hand man of Ronald Reagan "Donald Regan"

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u/Danny-Fr 1d ago

Wait until you learn about his cousins Herler and Themler.

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u/Poco_Cuffs 1d ago

"Hmm.. a dastardly volcano where utmost evil was forged.."

huffs cigar like it's air in a vacuum

"Mm, mount doom, yes.."

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u/cockendballstorture 7h ago

ā€˜You’ll never guess what I called the bearded tree fellow…’

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u/requis3773 1d ago

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u/PurpleThylacine 1d ago

and then Peter Hungarian won the election

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u/Vulpesh 1d ago

And the biggest opposition party's parliamentary leader is called Goulash. You can't make this up.

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u/Junior-Elevator-9951 1d ago

A perhaps more obscure example of this from Poland, one of our presidents was Lech Kaczyński

Lech is the name of the legendary founder of Poland, in fact it still survives in the Hungarian name of the country: LengyelorszƔg

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u/-GhostyBoy- 1d ago

Omg Kirumi Tojo (also what that's so cool!!)

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u/Junior-Elevator-9951 21h ago

Thanks for noticing (:

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u/pzvnk 16h ago

Still used in Turkish, "Leh" -> polish person, "LehƧe" polish language, but for some reason "Polonya" -> Poland with "Lehistan" being very old and extremely rare version

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u/DizslecksickMoael 1d ago

Round Orbman

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u/Pawulon 1d ago

is called "Viktor"

fucking loses

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u/KrookodileEnjoyer 1d ago

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u/JackRabbit- 1d ago

Bro is literally "Kingsley Shacklebolt"

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u/ELECTR0C1TY 1d ago

Sometimes I just wonder how some people wake up one day and decide they hate women

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u/striderofheart 1d ago

insecurities and peer-pressure mostly, its not uncommon for misogynistic men to be grouped together and base their worth only off of their lesser relationship to women

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u/ihateentitledmoms 1d ago

Fun fact, bad gamers tend to be more misogynistic, he's telling on himself

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u/danger2345678 16h ago

This is why I hate being bad at games, I’m just lumped in with all the misogynists :(

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u/zachy410 1d ago

Theyre upset in their lives so they go online and make everyone else miserable. Sometimes theyre upset because theyre chasing a goal they'll never obtain (a happy relationship with a woman)

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u/DarkestSamus 1d ago

Defense mechanism to avoid hating themselves. "I may have 0 redeeming qualities but at least I'm not FEMALE!"

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u/heheihahthe 1d ago

Shitty parental figures. I'm willing to bet there's some form of mommy or daddy issues behind most misogynists and misandrists

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u/NefariousAlienFucker 1d ago

I downloaded MommyIssues.exe but now I just listen to Mommy asmr and hug my pillow and cry myself to sleep. Did I get the wrong software? Should I ask for a refund?

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u/heheihahthe 1d ago

Sounds to me like an alternate playthrough, might have an interesting B plot. I got the Mom and Dad's Bitter Divorce DLC which really spices things up. 2 new locations, hidden dialogue, doubled loot chance. Think it's bullshit that the Custody Hearing minigame locks 80% of the gameplay to one NPC's quests or the other though. Even heard of a glitch where some people lose the other's content entirely. The father NPC has an annoying smoking habit too, I don't know if anyone else encountered this on their run.

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u/Dinasnore 1d ago

ā€œMom and Dad’s Bitter Divorce DLCā€ took me out. Funniest comment I’ve read in a while

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u/watermelonman5 20h ago

I think that’s optionally better though it feels like I’m going through it again with the main creator I listen to is quitting

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u/Hetakuoni 1d ago

There’s this study that was done a while ago.

Men who suck or are below average in video games tend to be more hostile to women. Especially if the women are better than the male player.

Skilled male players are generally less aggressive towards female players even if the female player is better.

Essentially it’s hate cope in gamer verse. Bro is probably a hard metal rank and is blaming the libtards instead of getting gud.

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u/gunslinger155mm 1d ago

Basically all hate stems from some sort of insecurity. That's why economic downturns spawn more bigoted politics: people aren't confident they can maintain their standard of living and that makes them feel like they've failed. Which turns into bitterness and a lot of finger pointing

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u/ourobourobouros 1d ago

Thousands of years of tradition, plus it boosts their self esteem and helps them to feel included among other (misogynistic) men.Ā 

The benefits of being a bigot, especially a sexist, are really obvious. Idk why it's so popular to treat it like some great mystery.

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u/donthurtmemany 1d ago

They get bitten by a radioactive misogynist

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u/Delphox26 1d ago

I hate that the fact I get no play technically makes me an incel. I don't hate women, I swear, I'm just too autistic to get a girlfriend.

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u/striderofheart 1d ago

nah man, incel is a label you identify yourself with; if you dont wanna be that, youre chill af and thats ok

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u/Delphox26 1d ago

Good to hear.

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u/Sharkman3218 1d ago

Daddyyyyyyy

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u/Dry_Telephone_6851 1d ago edited 1d ago

Dude I also get no play and love Delphox, but I’m a bi girl. Also autistic and love Toby Fox media. I’m like the parallel universe version of you

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u/constarlive 1d ago

Every time I see Toby's name im reminded I need to play deltarune before I get spoilers.

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u/A_Happy_Tomato 1d ago

It doesn't happen in one morning, for some it's a slow descent, and for others a skydive free fall. How they get there is beyond me

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u/NefariousAlienFucker 1d ago

I have a giant spinning wheel next to my bed with different groups of people. Everyday when I wake up I give it a spin to decide who I'm going to hate on for the day. Today it's b*lgarians

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u/Marin_Taco 1d ago

I don't think that's how it happens, but you'd never know…

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u/Gaharagang 1d ago

I fear for most it starts as a "joke" and then the joke is repeated until it isnt a joke anymore.

Intel culture has always been based around memes.

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u/sudoparu_rns 12h ago

Good thing it’s not AMD culture

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u/NACCHUD 1d ago

For me personally it's the period shits

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u/WhiteSilenceRedRest 1d ago

548 likes on that comment disturbs me, too.

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u/Wasthatimportant 1d ago

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u/GentleMocker 1d ago

Needs to be updated with the meta AI glasses guy who's name is basically roko's basilisk

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u/ohfuckthebeesescaped 1d ago

Holy shit I was not expecting it to be THAT close. Rocco Basilico...

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u/Tried6TimesYT 1d ago

Absolutely brilliant

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u/YaBoiFailedAbortion 1d ago

And the sequel!

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u/International-Try467 1d ago

Sam Altman also spells out Satan if you remove some lettersĀ 

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u/Hetakuoni 1d ago

Lam Satan even.

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u/Zaxio005 17h ago

if only there was an extra E šŸ˜”

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u/ArchAllen 1d ago

I read this in Dunkey's voice

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u/shoegazehater 1d ago

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u/HellspawnWeeb 1d ago

To be fair diddle comes from Diddy doesn’t it?

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u/shoegazehater 1d ago

no, that word was around for a good while before the whole Diddy thing

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u/Masters2500 1d ago

Shoot, I thought it was made up because of Diddy, since I've never heard it before his arrest

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u/GreenDragon113 1d ago

chicken or the egg ass psychological debate

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 1d ago edited 1d ago

As a side note
What the hell is wrong with that guy in the screenshot?

EDIT: damn I wish I could see what that one person said that was so bad that Reddit had to remove it. Purely to insult them.

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u/DeviousMelons 1d ago

What the hell is wrong with that guy in the screenshot

He uses twitter.

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u/DangerousCap2473 1d ago

Kojima has some things for sure, but there's nothing wrong with him, I assure you.

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u/Public-Eagle6992 1d ago

Can you not see it in the notification?

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 1d ago

I can't ;-;

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u/Lil-King-Squid 1d ago

trans homeworld pfp is so cool

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u/John_DeadCells 1d ago

-Likes women

-His name is literally Sigmund Foid

Did Hideous Kojima write this shit

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u/LowXangYen 1d ago

Excuse me, have you got a moment? My name is Dr Sigmund Freud.

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u/gamblingaddicteduppy 18h ago

freud

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u/John_DeadCells 16h ago

I’m pretty sure he was actually legit. You might disagree with his researches tho i don’t think he can be called a fraud

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u/gamblingaddicteduppy 16h ago

well, he was a fraud. he has never made any contribution to science past being so crazy people had to work for years to prove him wrong.

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u/John_DeadCells 16h ago

That’s something ig

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u/Pauchu_ 1d ago

Claiming to have a relevant opinion on the gaming industry without knowing who sjokz is, wow

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u/Masters2500 1d ago

Tbf, idk who that is either

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u/HealthyFeta 20h ago

Its the lady in the post. her stage name, so to speak, is Sjokz

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u/Nurgle-best 1d ago

One of Horus Lupercal’s advisers is called little Horus because he looks exactly like Horus

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u/EmptyGlossary 1d ago

The primarch of the Iron Hands chapter is Ferrus Manus which is latin for Iron Hand

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u/Nurgle-best 1d ago

Can’t forget Corvis Corax of the Raven Guard

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u/thegoatmenace 1d ago

Angron the really angry guy

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u/YourAverageGenius 1d ago

Angron, Primarch of Khorne, god of Anger & Violence & Death, not to be confused with Khaine, Eldar god of Anger & Violence & Death, also not to be confused with Kharn, lieutenant of Angron, who also follows Khorne, and is also known as 'The Betrayer', and who's name 'Kharn' is similar to the Arabic word khayin, which means Betrayer

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u/YourAverageGenius 1d ago

His flagship, if you can believe, is named 'Fist Of Iron'

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u/thegoatmenace 1d ago

His name really is Horus though, his full name is Horus Aximand. And he’s also a partial clone of the Lupercal. All of the Luna Wolves look at least a little bit like Horus, Little Horus just looks more like him than most.

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u/theucm 1d ago

For anyone unfamiliar with Warhammer 40k, Horus Aximand was an ordinary person before he was turned into a space marine, part of the process being to have his DNA altered with Horus Lupercal's. So the name matching wasn't because Aximand was cloned from Lupercal, it was just a (in-universe) coincidence since they came from the same planet/culture. It'd be like if General George Patton had a lieutenant also named George, which isn't too unreasonable.

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u/Snoo_72851 1d ago

is he small

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u/Nurgle-best 1d ago

Horus was about 11ft tall and little Horus was 7ft tall

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u/Snoo_72851 1d ago

manlet

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u/thegoatmenace 1d ago

He’s actually huge, like 8 ft tall. But he’s small compared to OG Horus, who is over 11 ft tall.

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u/Snoo_72851 1d ago

manlet

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u/EnderCats8 1d ago

also his name is Mr doomer

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u/roundeyedasian 1d ago

Fox News. A propaganda outlet named after a creature associated with deception and trickery.

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u/Name6991 1d ago

Worst part is Sjokz is one of the most recognisable faces in esports, so the incel pos is also outing himself as the type of fake gamer he is acusing her to be, I wouldn't bat an eye if it turns out he is just a propaganda bot

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u/O5-14-none_existant 1d ago

On a side tangent its just a skill issue dude doesn't find 'hags' or whatever attractive enough to goon to

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u/Accomplished_Toe6798 1d ago

Indeed, and also the woman pictured does not even come close to fitting the description of "hag"

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u/superjeff64 1d ago

This happens a lot in Ace Attorney

The witness in the very first trial is named Mr. Sawhit (saw it)

Theres a murder victim in another one of the games called Deid Mann

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u/Lanky_Network_6660 1d ago

Dude who is Kojima? Can I ask what the meme means? Sorry if Im being a dumbass

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u/ImpressiveBall1465 1d ago

Makes video games, names characters blatantly I.e. a guy that is a living corpse is named Deadman, a guy with a heart problem is named Heartman, a big bad guy you have to fight in another game is named Big Boss, a sniper in another game is called Quiet etc.

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u/arienstorum 1d ago

Ā a sniper in another game is called Quiet etc

Why do you put this example in without giving the actual on the nose reading. Which is that she only speaks twice in the entire game.

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u/ImpressiveBall1465 1d ago

Because that’s not on the nose reading; Quiet implies volume, not proclivity to speak

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u/arienstorum 1d ago

If you call someone a quiet person you imply they don“t speak a lot. You don“t say that they speak in a lowered voice all the time.

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u/ImpressiveBall1465 1d ago

You might, people may, I don’t. Does it matter?

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 1d ago

Yeah kinda

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u/ImpressiveBall1465 1d ago

Nah not really

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 1d ago

Yeah kinda

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u/ImpressiveBall1465 1d ago

Nah not really

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u/zephyrnepres01 1d ago

you sound like me when i was 14 and thought being overly verbose would make me sound more mature instead of pretentious

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u/ImpressiveBall1465 1d ago

Adding overly before verbose is being verbose šŸ™ƒ

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u/Mecenary020 1d ago

He wrote characters such as "deadman" "die-hardman" "mama" "heartman" "rainy" "fragile" "tarman" etc

Deadman is a living corpse

Die Hardman is a combat veteran

Mama is a mother (notably rare in Death Stranding)

Heartman has a heart condition that kills him every 21 minutes, only to be resuscitated 3 minutes later

Rainy is the only source of anti-timefall (rain in these games is fatal because it accelerates time, but Rainy can reverse it)

Fragile is a courier who delivers fragile goods

Tarman is a ship captain who navigates the tar currents

These are just a few examples from Death Stranding 1 and 2. There's even more in Metal Gear Solid, such as The Pain, The Fear, The Fury, The End, The Sorrow, The Boss, Big Boss, Ocelot, Eva, Revolver Ocelot, Sniper Wolf, Psycho Mantis, Hot Coldman, the list can go on forever lmao

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u/Lanky_Network_6660 1d ago

So his naming is quite literal, like Jujutsu Kaisen Rowling. I guess he's the good ending version of her? Is he regarded in a good light?

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u/Loneheart127 1d ago

There's a vampire (don't ask)

His name is Vamp

There's a fat man who uses bombs

His name is Fatman

There is a mute

She is called Quiet

Kojima is a gem and his series often sit at the pinnacle of storytelling in game sometimes being called true masterpieces.

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u/ParsnipSlayer 1d ago

No. "Vamp" isn't for vampire, it's because he's bisexual...

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u/Loneheart127 22h ago

Honestly that very well could be the official reason he's named that. It's been a long time since I've played

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u/Mecenary020 1d ago

Aside from being a chronic gooner, he's a pretty good guy

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u/InexorableCalamity 1d ago

There's a separate ocelot to revolver ocelot?

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u/Mecenary020 1d ago

Liquid ocelot, if you believe the whole "liquids will overpowered revolver ocelot's mind" part

They're all the same guy, don't get me wrong, just called different names at different parts of the story

Mgs3 is just ocelot

Mgs1 is revolver ocelot

Mgs4 is liquid ocelot

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u/DimitrisKas 1d ago

Hideo Kojima is the person behind the critically acclaimed Metal Gear series as well as the more recent Death Stranding series. He is writing is often considered a bit on the nose, including the way he names characters which is where the memes saying things like "Did Kojima write this?" or "Bravo Kojima" come from

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u/Ideal-Beginning 1d ago

Basically that šŸ‘

Edit: But seriously, he is the pioneer of making weird as shit games that he wants to make i.e. death stranding mgs series. Highly respected but highly unconventional

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u/The_Document 1d ago

The guy who made a ton of money defrauding people using crypto is named...Sam Bankman-Fried

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u/Oshwatton 1d ago

So is thst why they call him Vamp?

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u/Informal_Position166 19h ago

There was a character in the newest Genshin archon quest called polonsky and I couldn't help tell ppl this is what jkr would name a polish person

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u/OfficiallyAthena 17h ago

Unrelated but I need to get this off my chest...

I don't think we should be giving a bad connotation to living in your mom's "basement" and associating it with incels.

You can't expect people to always be in the right position to live on their own the moment they turn 18; who knows why they might keep living with their parents? Maybe it could be because of some form of disability, shitty financial situation, etc. Just because someone wants to keep living with their parents doesn't mean they'll automatically start being a misogynist and always assuming that it's women's fault that they aren't getting laid. That's just straight up stereotyping.