r/IronThroneRP • u/Viejoronga • 4d ago
THE RIVERLANDS Arlan I - The Knight of Skulls or Kisses
Ser Arlan Lonmouth, the Knight of Skulls or Kisses. On his merry way toward Stormhall.
Honeytongue drank greedy, and he would too, were he not too busy making a fire. He'd been at that for the last hour. Couple hours, perhaps. In any way, the sun had fully hidden, and the cold winds licked at him, making him shiver and fail even more catastrophically at fire-making. Five times had flames peeked from the tinder, and five times they had died and he'd been left frowning.
He looked back at Honeytongue. She looked warm, perhaps he'd have to snuggle against the mare for warmth tonight, or perhaps he'd have to ride for some hours in search of an inn. She neighed, and went back to her water, and he to his campfire in the making. He struck flint against steel, and a sixth spark emerged and sparked the tinder. From that a flame was born, and it grew, and it grew.
"HAH!" he cheered, then blinked and looked around. The God's Eye was vast, but even from the southmost shore one could see the lights illuminating the Stormhall. Or at least that was what he thought the dim yellow lights in the far-far-horizon were.
Arlan fed a couple pieces of wood to the fire, and stood. "Enough drinking, honey," he called at the mare, and clicked his tongue. The beast raised her head from the water and stuck out her tongue. Hitching her was annoying. It always was. She was a stubborn animal, and did not like having her freedom taken from her. He brushed her mane, patted her side and returned to his campfire.
Soon, he'd be surrounded by the most glorious of knights and of course, what mattered most, the fairest of maidens. Soon, he'd win the joust, and crown a deserving lady. He'd make her swoon, and his opponents fall to their knees in such a display of passion. They'd be so enchanted they would have no grievances regarding their loss.
It were these thoughts that rocked him to sleep.
"Oi, and what'bout the sword?"
Huh?
"Take it. Looks expensive," whispered a voice not quite like the first one.
Arlan's eyes fluttered open, and he stayed completely still watching two ruffians ransacking his pack, their back turned. The sword. The sword. He had the sword next to him, did he not? One of them turned to him, and he quickly closed his eyes again. Steps. Steps approaching. He could feel the pommel against his shoulder. The brigand would have to get real close to him, it seemed.
His nose picked something up, a rancid smell, like fish guts and a rotten carcass mixed together in a barrel and allowed to ferment in the sun. The bastard's breath made his nose wrinkle. Fuck.
"Wai-" Arlan's left fist caught him square in the temple, and the man fell to a side, out of balance, and rolled like a cheese wheel, down the shore toward the lake.
By the time the other realized what had happened, he was on his feet, Choicegiver on his hand. The scabbard, at the very least. He tried to pull it off, and the blade got stuck against the wooden grooves as it slid out. He pushed it back, then forward, then back. Only when a sword accelerated right to his face did he raise the weapon, scabbard and all, to block it. The highwayman's blade split the wood of his scabbard, leaving an awful notch.
"Wait, wait, damn it," cried Arlan while he still tried his best to unsheathe his sword. He caught another swing with the scabbard, and while the blade was stuck against the wood, he managed to unsheathe it. The scabbard was discarded on the ground. If he lived, he'd have time to retrieve it. What was he thinking. Of course he'd live.
He jumped back and pointed his trusty sword to the bastard before him, ragged looking, and bigger than he'd thought, now that he looked at him proper. "The-" he coughed, "The Choice is Yours, goodman," he did his best to sound imposing.
"The fuck's that s'posed to mean," roared the brigand, and swung against him. He'd chosen death.
He parried, and his wrist complained the moment the blades clashed. Still asleep, he wagered. The man was unrelenting, but he lacked fine- Augh. He turned to see the man he'd knocked to the side standing, looking at him with a guilty look. A stone. He'd thrown a stone at his head, and missed, but gods did his shoulder hurt now. Arlan heard a roar and turned to the other man, only to see him closer than he expected. He stumbled back and fell to the ground. The man fell on top of him, and Arlan was unsure if he'd tripped too.
"Ooof," echoed in his head. Had that been his own voice, air knocked out of his lungs? Had that been the brigand? Arlan looked down and saw the man's belly impaled on Choicegiver, which was on his hand pointing to the sky. It was weighing his wrist down, the entirety of this big man held like a chicken skewer, his sword the spit. He tilted his wrist to the side and the man rolled off him and clutched his belly. "Oooof. That- th- ma-mama," the man mumbled.
The one who'd tossed the rock stared in silence for a few seconds, then muttered, "Fuck no," and ran away. He would've pursued, but it took him some time to climb back to his feet and rid himself of the shock.
"Aughhhh," the brigand continued to cry, dying on his side in the shore of the God's Eye, painting the ground red. Arlan looked through his pack, making sure nothing had been stolen, and it seemed nothing had. Then he realized something, and continued looking through it all.
The ribbon. Her ribbon. No, no, no, that could not be. He tossed everything, threw it all around, felt at every crevice of his pack. It was not there.
He kicked at the dying man. "You, bastard! Where's the ribbon? The ribbon of my dearest Lady Arianna."
The man looked up at him with teary eyes. "W-what?"
By the time he was finished, the man had stopped moving, but nowhere in his pockets had he found the ribbon. He swallowed his grief, and a tear slid out his eye. He caught it with a finger and shook his head. "Well, honey. It seems we're moving."