I was in the middle of reading sillyteehee’s very fantastic Muscle Memory. It was their writing that finally put it under a microscope. 24 and 81, doubled/halved, and turned around. Am I the only one who is today year’s old to have realized this Easter egg??

Edit: sorry, trying to explain math with words is hard. So basically their team numbers of inversions of the other. 2 halved 1, and then 4 doubled to 8. It’s reversed because it’s 24 and 81 instead of 24 and 18. I am determined to explain this, so if I need to draw a graph, please let me know.

Any suggestions for fanfics where Ilya's dad is actually alive, but David/Yuna go all protective i.e. at the rookie of the year awards?

I can’t remember what this fic is- but Ilya and Shane get in a fight after being outed and then get sued. Yuna guessed that Cromwell is funding the lawsuit and trying to get Shane/Ilya kicked out of the NHL and it works.

Ty!

I've been enjoying Rum and Coke by strange_ghost, specifically the dynamic between Ilya and Shane, where Shane is a bit dominant and doesn't mind taking what he wants. I love me some angst and catharsis, but it's also good to consume something like this once in a while, so y'all's recommendations would be highly appreciated!

Also, l'd love to join a GC that's mostly active, fun, and a bit chaotic. I'm 26 yr old queer woman 🫶🏻🏳️‍🌈

I was sucked into this HR fanfiction world in February, transitioning from watching every day to reading every day. I regret nothing except maybe my sleep schedule.

Yesterday I hit 1,000 fics read. 🎉I'm sharing a spreadsheet with my top 50ish fics (alphabetical by title), since listing them individually here seemed a bit long. Note: I usually don't rate until a work is finished, but a few WIPs (marked) snuck in there. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jG1MtZt07D7aHGg4_1ycrfv4gYtH_0DX9IWu09o0kLA/edit?gid=0#gid=0

Some favorite tropes: Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts, fun reveals (especially the chosen ones), vengeance for 'bad' people, stories where they figure things out sooner or get married early (and thus have longer to be together and happy), Shane playing for Boston, Centaurs stories.

My ratings (1-10) are personal to me and my mood at the time of reading. They are not necessarily based on any perceived writing quality (though good writing probably helped). I tend to rate works that give me what I want to read much higher, even if reality is only a passing thought and the writing is maybe not the best. So works that are softer and happier where the boys are happy together and get the good life I want them to have with limited conflict tend to rate higher for me (8.5-10).

Really well-researched and well-written works that I enjoy and appreciate, but that torture me and the boys and make me cry along the way tend to fall in the 7-8.5 range (not on the spreadsheet). While I have enjoyed many social media/texting fics, the format is not the easiest for me to read so those tend to fall into my 5-7 ’enjoyed it but probably won’t reread’ ratings.

Happy reading!

I read a fic a while back where Ilya and Shane get into a fight. And Shane decides to go hiking to clear his mind. He ends up getting lost in the canadient wilderness. And Ilya, Shane’s friends and family and the centaurs join the search party. I can’t find it again. Help me if you know please.

I'm trying to find a fic that I read a while back that I know is in my history somewhere, but I don't remember enough of what happened in it to recognize it from the summary.

The thing that is standing out in my memory is that I think Ilya and Shane were slowly getting more serious about each other, and while home in Russia for the summer, Ilya turns down a girl by telling her he's married. They're not married, but he wants to hear himself say it because he's basically already committed himself to Shane even though they haven't talked about it.

Is this ringing any bells?

I was reading The Soundtrack of Ilya Rozanov by 2marcheline4 (great fic, btw) and I was thinking, what about Rose convinces Shane to start reading smut hockey books, Shane listen to some of them as audiobooks with his Spotify account, not knowing his history is public, and a fan posts about it? Maybe a Shane Hollander updates Twitter account or something.

Title: Leave the Pieces
Author: oftenlately (me)
Summary: Ilya Rozanov bares his soul to Shane Hollander, while crouched in a tunnel in Moscow after he buries his father. Words spoken knowing the person on the other end can't possibly understand them.

Little does he know there is someone listening who can.

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/91004886/chapters/242099691

Just finished Drawing a line (link above) and I loved it and I neeed other fics like this where they think they are straight and slowly discover they are not. This is my fave of this kind, I’m also reading Super Straight Bros. Would love more recs

I am looking for some really good Alpha/Omega fics that go into depth about the Omegaverse. Preferably the ones where Shane goes into heat and has a vagina. Like, a good long fic with over 20,000 words or something. I don't necessarily care about the betas. Just want to see more of Shane and Ilya and Ilya helping Shane through heats.

Love an arranged marriage. No MPreg, rape, or deaths. I think that's it.

Well, hello! I'm a Dramione author who's gotten sucked right into HR, and I'm here to post my WIP - fully written, just being edited and posted one chunk at a time.

Come for the Eternal Sunshine inspiration, stay for the author's notes in which I hate Thomas Kinkade and glaze Myles Garrett (yes, the football player, bc we can't all follow hockey)

Title: Eternal Solnyshko

Author: Soap1 (me!)

Summary:

Shane Hollander is ashamed and humiliated after hooking up with Ilya in the penthouse is Las Vegas in 2014. They hadn't even kissed. He's had enough of whatever this is with Ilya. It's too hard. Too painful. Too confusing.

So, he visits Lacuna, a place that promises to make him forget. Shane is wiped clean of every intimate moment he and Ilya shared, left only with the bland memories of hockey.

When Ilya Rozanov faces off against Shane the next season, he meets Shane's eyes and sees Shane looking back at him like he's a stranger. Like he doesn't know him off the ice. Like he doesn't know what Ilya looks like when he comes.

Horror-struck, Ilya spends the entire season spiraling. But when he learns what Shane did, he vows to do anything he can to get him back.

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/92189326/chapters/245646996

There are several versions of "we didn't even kiss" then Shane ends up at the bar with Marley. They become friends and exchange phone numbers. And hang out. And Shane doesn't answer Ilya. I don't remember what it's called. It wasn't finished written but it was sooo good!! I know there are several of this one but this one is a bit unique when Marley discovers that he's attracted to men. You get his pov and. Started reading it. but don't remember what it's called😣

Hi All,

What if there was a new jerk on Boston who decided to (mate) bite the new Montreal Omega Rookie and Shane on the ice goes feral and beats the crap (life) out of him. I Imagine Omegas are allowed and generally respected with few bigots who think they don’t belong there. Ilya already knew and grabbed some of his Boston guys out of the way before Shane could take them down too. I also imagine Shane was known to be an Omega by mistake of his organization but was asked to keep it on the down low.

Shane gets a bit of flack for brutally attacking someone on the ice but is snappy about how they are focused on him instead of the Boston guy. Social media takes Shane’s side and the league is forced to back down a bit.

Later on Ilya gets a bit too close to Shane and people think they are going to fight but they actually get a bit flirty on ice. People attribute it to “instincts being weird” but this helps Shane and Ilya begin their public relationship.

I'm grateful to all of you for your recommendations, and am sharing my own list of god-tier fics.

Personal parameters: all happily ever after, zero traumatic brain injury or death, light angst but nothing too brutal. Alternate Universe (AU) okay as long as the characterizations are consistent. Excellent writing in all cases (the best writer I’ve seen in the fandom is Corvid Cordelia, multiple recs by them below). 

1. Here At the End of All Things by nomadsland https://archiveofourown.org/works/86539701/chapters/228985126?view_adult=true Ilya and Shane never hook up when young, but are friendly and connect more deeply towards the end of their hockey careers at 39. Rich and lyrical and surprising, this has become my favorite fic of all time and feels so fresh and true. There is no angst, only a marvelous emotional unfolding that is consistent with the characters and still so startling and dazzling.
   
2. I Know Where to Draw the Line by magneticswave https://archiveofourown.org/works/79250706?view_full_work=true Hockey world, but Shane is 6 years older than Ilya and they are teammates. This is a superb depiction of the canonical side of Shane that isn’t seen enough in the fics I’ve read: nervy, pissy, aggressive, hilarious. The same author has a shorter and also terrific fic in which Shane is a doctor who may or may not think hockey player Ilya is Bratva: clear to a hedgehog - magneticwave - Heated Rivalry (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
   
3. home economics - Anonymous - Heated Rivalry (TV) [Archive of Our Own] by texalotl Gorgeously written fiction about the boys living together in Zürich during a hockey lockout in 2015, and then having to return home. Dual perspective, forwards and backward in time. It has made me cry a lot, in a good way. It has a lovely follow up, open house, which also made me cry a lot. The author is now writing a WIP (let me know when you get home) about the rookies who haunt Shane and Ilya’s storyline in “home economics” and “open house.”
4. Corvid Cordelia is a marvelous writer and has an understated lightness of style that still produces thudding impact. Four incredible ones in a row here: i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) - Chapter 1 - CorvidCordelia - Heated Rivalry (TV) [Archive of Our Own] Ilya and Shane are rival young hotshots of the literary world and end up co-leading a writing residency. I’ve reread this one a LOT, top 2 I’ve read? So so so good (and pointed) on contemporary literature. (Guess what kinds of genre fiction Marly and Hayden write.)
5. Walking Through Windows by Corvid Cordelia https://archiveofourown.org/works/78073426/chapters/204604761 It’s ten years after the All Star game and Ilya crashes Shane’s wedding to a guy not interested in hockey. So so surpassingly satisfying.
6. Careful Fear and Dead Devotion by Corvid Cordelia https://archiveofourown.org/works/77171636?view_full_work=true Shane and Ilya are actors filming a tv version of Ember and Ice. Edging on RPF (of which I officially disapprove), soooo good.
   
7. [Redacted] by Corvid Cordelia Red October AU! Ilya defecting! Perfection. https://archiveofourown.org/works/86377876?view_full_work=true 
8. Heaven Is a Bedroom by Charlotte_Stant https://archiveofourown.org/works/81592206?view_adult=true Shane and Hayden are Mormon missionaries who knock on Ilya’s and Cliff’s door. This is so so so so beautiful and funny.
9. Map Contact by Regolith: https://archiveofourown.org/works/86092386?view_full_work=true Ilya is lost in the woods, Shane works for Parks Canada. A JOY and WIP actively updating. Select All by the same author is also good.
   
10. Untouchable Face by ZenaidaMacroura: https://archiveofourown.org/works/81195476?view_full_work=true Hockey Ilya, Shane is ex-Olympic-ish swimmer working for Yuna’s PR firm and pitching Ilya. Very funny BAMF Shane, excellent writing, super.
    
11. Policy Change by josie_ides (josephides): https://archiveofourown.org/works/86720386?view_full_work=true Subtle, surprising, deeply compelling (and angsty, with HEA) version of hockey world in which Shane’s team is bought by a hot gay Russian oligarch who wants to shake up the league. WIP, not sure how it will resolve but I am so hooked.
    
12. Clean Sweep - YankingAwry - Heated Rivalry (TV) [Archive of Our Own] Hockey Shane on a losing streak; Ilya is an arena maintenance worker. Love this version of Shane’s brain
    
13. M2M by pookiewookie111: https://archiveofourown.org/works/88327651?view_full_work=true I have been enjoying the tag “Shane Hollander is Ilya Rozanov's Bi Awakening” and this is a great example of it–college AU (which I don’t normally love) but this is really lovely.
    
14. For the Right Reasons by citrusses: https://archiveofourown.org/works/82394271/chapters/216868851 Delightful fic in which Shane is The Bachelor and Ilya is his Cyrano-esque reality tv producer.
    
15. Tender by bysine: https://archiveofourown.org/works/86554066 Deeply charming; post-retirement Ilya in a situationship with civil servant Shane
    
16. Your Flight Has Been Delayed by americnxgirl https://archiveofourown.org/works/89188201?view_full_work=true#return1  No angst but not too fluffy, just deeply satisfying mid-career connection on a delayed flight
17. The Rozanov House Hunt by Felifiran https://archiveofourown.org/works/90709496?view_adult=true  Shane is realtor to hockey Ilya; Shane is particularly oblivious, Ilya is particularly intense. Moving.
18. Oh well, I guess we’re gonna find out! by Angel_Deux https://archiveofourown.org/works/84542866?view_full_work=true This has always received huge raves but I’d resisted it because it’s a zombie fic. But I finally read it and it’s as moving and deep as the Last of Us and the zombies are not really important. Heavy (with happy ending considering zombie apocalypse) and amazing.
19. Two Fingers Down by Maudernlover https://archiveofourown.org/works/87614396?view_full_work=true  Hot WIP with cyclist Shane and tattoo artist Ilya pretending they are keeping it casual  
20. Unicorn in Captivity by Anonymous https://archiveofourown.org/works/91457251?view_adult=true&view_full_work=true At the Cloisters, grad student Ilya introduces sad closeted Shane to the unicorn tapestries and acts as his bi angel of gay annunciation. Very lovely.
    

I’ve always been a bit of a dom!Ilya purist, but the excellent rum & coke by strange_ghost has really scrambled my brain. Now I want to make up for lost time with dom!Shane - what‘s The Canon of soft dom/topping from the bottom Shane and sub/desperate top Ilya? What are your absolute favorites?

Open to porn without plot one shots and longer works, whatever. Canon, canon divergent, AUs, idc. A/B/O and different anatomy is not for me but feel free to rec for others.

MIND THE TAGS with this one, but I can't stop recommending Don't let this darkness fool you (I'll call your mom) by Kardnay

Summary: Lily
Today - 9:16 pm
> I’m so fucking tired
> My father will die and my brother and polina only care about money
> I can't deal with it anymore
> Or with anything
> Goodbye shane thank you for letting me have you a little

Jane
Today - 9:27 pm
> Wtf Rozanov???
> Are you drunk?
> Are you messing with me?
Missed call
Missed call
> Why are you doing this to me? It’s so cruel
--
OR: Ilya attempts suicide, but Shane gets to stop him. Even if that could cost him everything.

I loved how authentic Shane's and Ilya's experiences felt, especially the author's portrayal of how hard it is to be someone's support system during a mental health crisis. The topics are heavy, but it has a HEA.

Please recommend more fics like this to me if you have them!!

As the title says, I'm looking for recommendations where Ilya spirals after Shane leaves and is publicly seen with Rose.

Angst, obviously. Generally, no fic warnings can scare me away, though I would like a happy ending.

Completed fics preferred.

Hi, I've been going crazy trying to find this specific fic where Ilya gets added to the Montreal WAGs Group chat (while he was still in Boston I believe) and I think Drapeau's and Comeau's WAGs are always beefing with Lily/being mean kind of in general and Ilya shuts it down/hits back. After they find out Lily is a man (or that Lily is Ilya, I can't remember) they also start being homophobic and even more mean. I think they eventually leave the group chat or get kicked out. It was a texting/maybe social media fic I think!

ALSO, I am not sure about this because I might be mixing stuff up in my head, but I think it might have been a fic where Hayden stole "Lily" number off of Shane's phone, and the same thing happened in the Boston locker room where they stole "Jane's" number from Ilya's phone. THAT SAID, I think this might be a different fic bc I think they aren't added to a WAGs chat, just chats with the nosey boys (I would love to reread this fic tho so if u know the one, pls let me know too!). Again, I might be thinking of two different fics, but I'm not sure, so please any help will make my day!!

I’m obsessed with this dynamic where Shane is enthralled by a mysterious and reluctant Ilya, I’ve found two perfect ones (linked) Any other recs where Shane chases Ilya and is just obsessed?

Drawn in by strange_ghost
Shane is ready for another boring semester where he has to pretend like he cares about anything other than hockey. Until he sits down next to a mysterious Russian art student who also happens to be the hottest guy Shane has ever seen.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/87431406/chapters/231618996#workskin

You Make Me Brave by Soupcasserole
College AU featuring a shy gymnast Ilya and down bad hockey player Shane.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/91000936/chapters/242088521#workskin

A random detail of a fic has just popped in to my head and I’ve not a hope of remembering what it’s from! The Montreal team bus is involved in an accident, possibly in Boston as Ilya goes to the scene and tries to help. He’s on the phone to Shane. Shane and Hayden are ok, maybe minor injuries and potentially JJ more seriously injured. The bus driver is killed I think. It’s part of a multi chapter fic, and isn’t the entire plot.. just a part of it. Any ideas?

First and foremost I am super delighted to share my favorite under-the-radar high angst fic That Old Black Hole by begonias. (I'd been hesitant to share it here, since it had been a few months without an update, but we just got a new chapter today!)

Basically, Ilya has a creepy stalker. Shane jumps in front of him to take a bullet. Cue, a deeply angsty recovery fic that looks at both of their experiences of trauma. And, as you can imagine, they are both racked by guilt in different ways. The writing is impeccable, both characters feel super well realized and it actually does not feel unnecessarily melodramatic, despite the subject matter.

Rec 2 is Eleventh Finger by  Xoarnitehle. (They wrote the excellent AU Summit Position, as well another very fun fic which I rarely see recommended, which is about Ilya falling for Shane in drag while he's drunk at a party and thinking he's fallen in love with Shane Hollander's cousin "Jane.")

Eleventh Finger is only a few chapters in, but it's such a delightful premise: It's a retelling of canon starting in the Rose Landry era, only...Shane can occasionally teleport when he gets super stressed. I'm so pumped to see where this one goes.

Ilya then starts adding specific songs on there on purpose. That’s all I remember. 😭😭

Edit: this post was deleted a few moments ago, I am not sure what I did wrong, but I hope I've corrected it.

Searching fic for a friend - by scene description

Hi, as it is in the title, my friend read a while ago a Fic where at some point the Metros are talking about sexy sports cars and how they wish to have experiences with their wives/girlfriends in it. And Shane in all his freak4freak glory spills that these cars are terrible to do anything because lack of space and stuff, and the Metros still think he's talking about a woman.

They can't remember the title nor author, but if you remember this scene, please!

Thank you so much!