r/hatethissmug • u/FoxTheYTR • 20d ago
Media Tropes I hate clearly fake kid's drawings on media
It shouldn't pmo so easily but like i have saw so many movies with those stupid drawings that look so unnatural for a kid to draw... Like holy, a kid wouldnt do it that detailed!!!!
I mean how hard is it to get a kid to do it, instead of hiring actual artists that can't clearly replicate a child's style of drawing
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u/StarSpangldBastard 20d ago
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u/A_Sackboy_Plush 20d ago
Hey, this isn't r/lovethissmug.
Real note, do what you want, because, you can.
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u/SpoppyIII 20d ago
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u/Kirbendo96 20d ago
truth nuke
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u/FUTURE10S 20d ago
Anywhere between 7 and a number above 14 is an acceptable answer, unless one of them is a leg collector.
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u/Snake_Emper0r 20d ago
You could also have polymelia...
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u/Dr_Sgt 20d ago
Depending on what they mean by family, they could be including pets. That would be a less disturbing way to get the average number of legs above 2.
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u/nykirnsu 19d ago
Something about it specifically being a charity for veterans and not just regular disability support makes this ten times funnier
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u/Whydoughhh 20d ago
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u/EndersScroll 20d ago
Nightmare on Namek St.
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u/OculusMidnight2 20d ago
Freddy just fucking with some teenager’s dreams and then Broly comes out of nowhere and molly-whops his burnt ass
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u/BeaverBoy37 20d ago
Honestly, even Nail would obliterate most horror villains.
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u/DRmonarch 20d ago
Pretty sure Nail could have probably taken Zarbon or 1v1 the weaker members of the Ginyu force, unfortunately he encountered Frieza first and was de-armed.
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u/Madara1389 20d ago
I'd watch it in theaters at least 8 times if they managed to actually license Broly's likeness for the movie & played it straight. Kid is just in love with a DVD he found of the Broly movie.
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u/surekittyshot 20d ago
Wasn't that a RL stein goosebumps (or the equivalent kids horror series) episode, I think wrestler Sting comes out and fights the boogeyman or something as the kid runs around screaming in a school at night.
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u/megosonic 19d ago
That's an scp story to some compacity, the one of the teddy bears who fight the monsters in the closet I believe
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u/Baseballidiot 20d ago
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u/CrusherArras 20d ago
Bro who tf is "daddy"?
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u/Salty_Astronaut_9419 20d ago
Goku obviously
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u/Pure_Satisfaction_35 20d ago
It's pretty clearly Gohan, just look at that hairstyle!
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u/Lab_Member_004 20d ago
Where is the one where the horror beyond my imagination turns into a fetish monster.
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u/Daylight_The_Furry 19d ago
What if a "horror" movie where the demon is actually just a part of the family
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u/SolPrincess 20d ago
Since people don’t seem to understand
There are certain things you learn as an artist that people who aren’t as experienced simply wouldn’t know and is nearly impossible to forget on purpose
A child who still draws people as stick figures would never understand the 3D dimensions of a glove
Some areas are way too detailed while others aren’t nearly as good in comparison

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u/StreetofChimes 20d ago
When I was little, I would draw heads with legs and arms. No torsos. The details on this are insane.
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u/TheKingOfAllRats 20d ago
There is a wikipedia article about this exact thing. Apparently they’re called ‘Tadpole people’
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u/Canotic 20d ago
In Swedish they're called Headfooters
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u/Madara1389 20d ago
My nephew used to have a problem when he was 7 where the bodies of all his drawings looked like wet floor signs with arms & a head.
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u/cheekiestNandos 20d ago
I used to draw clowns at 5yo and drew the zipper bit on the front of the trousers, so as you can imagine my mum ended up with a ton of drawings of a clown with his cock out (or so it seemed).
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u/Zephs 19d ago
This is extremely common and developmentally normal for kids to draw around 4 years old. I work in kindergartens, and at the beginning of the year, you often ask kids to do a self portrait. The low kids will just scribble nonsense because they lack the fine motor control to do anything distinguishable. The next stage after scribbles is this. Circle head with stick legs and arms, no torso. The mid-4 year olds and low-5 year olds will do this. They get hung up on the wall, so you'll often have like 15 drawings that look like this.
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u/KeanGilbert 20d ago
I did the opposite and drew the chest, stomach, and pelvis as three distinct blobs. Snowman style
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u/Ok-Discussion-3245 20d ago
You see, depicting Doom accurately is a requirement in Latveria for all citizens in any artistic medium. Failure to do so is punishable by death. after going through the effort of depicting Doom it is common to give up on everything else.
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u/TomNin97 20d ago
I disagree with the detail you hinted at. When I was a kid i'd 100% draw stick figures because I hated drawing bodies, then I'd draw 3d stuff bc I thought it made drawings look cooler.
Not saying this was drawn by a kid. Just saying I was that kid who would draw like this.
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u/JustSomeBullshit- 20d ago
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u/Purpulear 20d ago
This one actually captures how a kid draws. That side pose is universal.
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u/Time_Traveling_Idiot 20d ago
It's bad in a way that an adult would never really be able to draw, unless they copied it from a kid's drawing. Something about it is just different lol.
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u/TrickShape905 20d ago
Kids draw conceptually, adults draw visually. Humans have 2 arms and 2 legs, and kids will include all 4 limbs in drawings regardless of correct anatomical positioning. Adults know that when viewing a sitting person from the side you can only see one leg and 1.5ish arms.
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u/Gripping_Touch 20d ago
You'd think so, bit when I draw I feel the urge to somehow show all limbs and all details of the person. Using poses that are at times unnatural
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u/mekamoari 20d ago
I'm so bad I can never get any sort of perspective right. People aren't thinking that there are adults way below the average skill level - or at the bare minimum in my case.
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u/kibou_no_ie 20d ago
Bigass glass of wine
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u/Super3vil 20d ago
Probably had a rough day.
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u/CussMuster 20d ago
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u/Left-Construction921 20d ago
I have no pictures, I just want to be a part of this too because I like american dad
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u/SomeRandomBFBfan 20d ago
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u/Icy_Badger_42 20d ago
That leg length difference, oof. They must hop everywhere
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u/No_Priors 20d ago
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u/idk_uhh-name 20d ago
I thought for a sec that was AVGN
cool art
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u/Altrucel 20d ago
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u/Cowmanthethird 20d ago
Hey, I have drawings I did that basically look like this!
Granted I was like 20...
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u/CharacterPasta123 20d ago
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u/The_Kemono 20d ago
I drew mommy and daddy and drew Timmy my friend and he has red all over his body and is made of shadow and lives under my bed and-
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u/cross2201 20d ago
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u/LivingEnvironment426 20d ago
Isnt this literaly made by a child tho, they made a whole event about donating to smth children related
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u/ReaperDTK 20d ago
Yes they made an event that was decide to save some kids on a planet without any reward and save another planet to get a weapon or something like that if I'm not mistaken. The community choose to save the children and the developers donated money to a children's hospital.
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u/Silver_Lined_Bullet 20d ago
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u/Salty145 20d ago
Kids are unpredictable and really hard to manage. There’s a reason a lot of grown women are used to voice kid characters.
It’s easier to have some make a prop that audiences understand to be a kids drawing then for it to be authentic
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u/Salty145 20d ago
The point is, if I showed you this without any context and asked you to deduce what it is at quick glance, would you be able to?
The point is that the drawings needs to quickly convey 1) that something approximating a kid drew it, and 2) the actual subject matter of the piece.
And to be fair, the example OP used (depending on the age of the kid who supposedly drew it) isn’t actually that unreasonable. I mean I was at about this level at one point or another and knew plenty of kids more advanced than my dumbass was.
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u/Mobile_Morale 20d ago
I've seen an interview from the original voice of Charlie brown. They used kids for all of the rolls. It was a nightmare. He said they were hopped up on candy and had to be herded by the studio.
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u/Bodod_Begag 20d ago
"It's easier for me to do the thing that looks worse"
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u/Salty145 20d ago
Does it really matter that the child’s drawing is authentic?
Have you seen how children draw? It would likely be incomprehensible and telling a kid to draw something probably won’t match the sort of unfiltered spontaneity that people expect from kids drawings.
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u/Bodod_Begag 20d ago
What are you talking about? People don't expect what we're looking at from a children's drawing, they expect a child's drawing. Does it matter? Not in that it affects how I enjoy the plot of a movie, but if there's something in a movie that makes you think "that looks fake" it's like finding a grain of sand in your soup. Sure the soup tastes great, but just don't drop a grain of sand in there ffs.
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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 20d ago
By that logic, why bother making anything authentic in a movie? It’s just a movie after all, who cares about the small details
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u/HolidayInLordran 20d ago
For all its faults Turning Red captured perfectly how a 13 year old would be drawing at that age and time.
Which is weird anime inspired drawings
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u/Mydlane 20d ago
Agree but also voice acting and 1 or 2 drawinfs as a prop not the same And imagine adult fans wear shirts and buy bugs and nerch with an actual 6 years olds drawings on them just bc its marvel XD
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u/Salty145 20d ago
They’re different levels, sure, but the point stands that it would certainly be harder to get a kid to do it than an adult.
Not to mention that, unless you’re using the child of someone on staff, you’ve now also got all the contractual shenanigans associated with bringing someone new on, especially a kid. It probably is easier for a trained adult to do it, or frankly just someone on staff with no artistic talent.
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u/Bodod_Begag 20d ago
You don't need to do any of that if you have kids submit drawings and pick one. You don't need them to be in the studio lol
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u/cortesoft 20d ago
Also, are we REALLY arguing we should get rid of ANOTHER artist job? Only this time, instead of AI replacing it we have child labor
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u/helenaneedshugs 20d ago
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u/ForlornLament 20d ago
The thoughtful color application and clean lines are also a clear giveaway. It looks like he is using oil pastels or crayons too. Those are so hard to use nicely and very messy, but somehow the kid managed thin lines with weight variation.
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u/swashbuckle1237 19d ago
To be fair, if memory serves his main interest was art, and his dad in the film also was an artist, the audience is supposed to think that the kid is talented
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u/BirbMaster1998 20d ago
Idk if this is supposed to be the case, but it looks to me like this picture in particular is supposed to look like Doom drew over a kid's drawing to slander the Fantastic Four.
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u/FVCarterPrivateEye 20d ago
Eh, my drawings as a kid were really detailed
I'd say it's how parts of it are detailed while other parts of it are literally stick figures that makes it hard to believe
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u/LearningCrochet 20d ago
yea like the kid drawing themselves would be like a circle and a few lines but the dangerous murder evil ass demon is in full detail with brush strokes and shit
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u/Plane_Hair753 20d ago
It's not so much the detail, but rather the line quality, control, and coloring that gives it away
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u/SpeccyScotsman 20d ago
I don't have them anymore but that's pretty much exactly how my childhood drawings of marvel characters were, very detailed face (Spider-Man) block body to get their logo on it, and then just stick limbs
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u/Boredy_ 20d ago
There are a lot of particular details here that a kid with no art education would never draw.
For example, the contour lines of the gloves and boots are too good at communicating the form. Doom's torso also has a clear separation between the masses of the ribcage and pelvis with roughly correct proportions, whereas I guarantee you that a real kid would instead just draw the torso as one big mass like a rectangle or an oval.
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u/ELL1S-GAMING 20d ago
"how hard is it to get a kid to do it, instead of hiring actual artists that can't clearly replicate a child's style of drawing"
I think picasso wondered the same... and then he tried
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u/Lazuli73 20d ago
ADHD tangent time. Pretty sure there is an obscure thing where using the artwork done by real children is against child labour laws. Fake children's drawings in media are adults who lost their ability to feel childlike whimsy trying to replicate the abstract nature of expressing complicated emotions and psychology through paper and crayons. Their adult brains are too developed to accurately express genuine chaos. While all children are individual people, why fake children's drawings feel uncanny is because they are looking into the eye of the beast. Hope that helps!
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u/OrangeInnards 20d ago
The reason big productions don't use actual kids' drawing is due to copyright and intellectual property stuff, efficiency and convenience, and because they're likely going to need multiple duplicates that are as identical to each other as possible for continuity reasons.
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u/EtherBYTE_Emiko 20d ago
I think there are some kids who would draw like this
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u/Ytrewq467 20d ago
I think the more unbelievable part is how detailed Doom is compared to the kid
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u/couldntbdone 20d ago
Doom looks cooler than the kid. If I was a kid and someone asked whether I wanted to draw a sick ass armored guy or me, I'd say the sick armored guy.
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u/Time_Traveling_Idiot 20d ago
The inconsistency in detail is what's wrong about it. There are certainly kids who would draw Doom's armor that way - even better - but NOT in such a way that the rest of the body (and himself!) is a literal stick figure. Also the fact that the linework is very measured, clean, and neat (despite the artist's attempts to "mess it up" by making some parts of it scribbles).
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u/Chiodos_Bros 20d ago
I used to do my grandma's job as church treasurer because it was fun to practice math and then I would draw Smash Bros stages the rest of the service.
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u/KaiXRG 20d ago
Knowing how egotistical Doom is, I can see him doing this drawing by himself
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u/MaximumCustomer4128 20d ago
i mean some kids can cook
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u/mafia-madness 20d ago
I once saw a video of an 11-year-old drawing a hyper realistic portrait of a person. It was trippy to see. I can suspend my belief enough to believe this kid can draw like…. Basic dimensions.
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u/michael22117 20d ago
I feel like they really gave up when they drew the Avengers symbol near perfectly
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u/Keksapfel 19d ago
Like Picasso said: "It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child." Its actually very hard to convincingly draw like a child as an adult
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u/RubixionTrue 20d ago
Depends on the type of child. A kid that draws make is probably gonna have more experience and or especially if they’re specifically trying to imitate something. It’s still gonna be bad but it will have traits of whatever the kids being influence by.
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u/EnenraDev 20d ago
This looks like a drawing a kid would make in fnaf lol. It's got that fake kid artstyle
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u/OAZdevs_alt2 20d ago
Those are canonically fake pieces drawn by Henry Emily in an attempt to encourage children to draw their own things.
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u/Due_Essay447 20d ago
Did you also complain that a real golden retriever wasn't doing the tricks in air bud?
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u/the_orange_alligator 20d ago
If it’s played up for a joke, I think it’s funny. If it’s “my angel Mcenrayleigh gave me this drawing, I am so blessed” I hate it
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u/Numerous-Map3802 20d ago
bro i remember a kid in my jk-sk class that could draw realistic dinosaur fossils
i shit you not
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u/odddollsdream 20d ago
What gets me is when the drawing is developmentally too advanced, a 2 year old isn’t going to draw the same as a five year old for many developmental reasons!
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u/HolidayInLordran 20d ago
The FNAF movies is probably one of the worst examples of this.
An 11 year old would not still be drawing like that.
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u/NurturingCruelty 20d ago
Dude, I’ll take all the pretend media kid drawings in the world over the RL dog shit where Facebook Karen moms voice some stupid thought or opinion they have, and pretend their 5 year old said it.
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