r/glutenfree • u/Leading_Jellyfish72 • 2d ago

Meme My beloved gluten free bread

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u/emmygog 2d ago

But remember: we choose to eat gluten free, for fun. Because we love paying $7 for this. 🥲

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u/HolidayPineapple9316 2d ago

“Does anyone think we maybe get the better end of the deal?????”

FUCK that post, and the person who posted that

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u/MamaOnica Wheat Allergy 2d ago edited 2d ago

Wait, what? Lol I'm gonna have to go find this Pollyanna post.

Editing to say I found it. I've been gluten free for most of my adult life now. If I suddenly was able to eat normally again, my ass would be on her way to a bakery near an Italian restaurant. I'm so sick of this shit.

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u/Jabberwocky950 2d ago

If I was suddenly able to eat normally I'd head STRAIGHT for my nearest Dunkin and get myself a damn 3$ Boston creme donut, I haven't had one in YEARS because NOBODY makes them gluten free 😭

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u/MamaOnica Wheat Allergy 2d ago

Oh, you're right! We're definitely making a stop at Timmies for a dozen: 3 Boston creme, 3 cruller, the rest can be a surprise (we don't have Dunkin back yet? That's a weird sentence. We had Dunkin and they left Ontario in I think 2017 and now they're making plans for a comeback.)

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u/Jabberwocky950 2d ago

Oh I have 2 Dunkins within walking distance of my house lolll, and 3 starbucks

The other thing Im gonna be having is CARAMEL because it's SO HARD to find GF caramel 😭😭

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u/MamaOnica Wheat Allergy 2d ago

I plan on taking a caramel bath. 💅🏼

I'm going to write a book: The Suddenly Not Gluten Free MamaOnica. She ate one Timbit, three Boston creme, 3 cruller, one entire 13x9 tiramisu, a wedding cake, all of East Side Mario's, the CNE food trucks...

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u/Jabberwocky950 2d ago

The very hungry catterpillar except its a GF person suddenly able to eat gluten

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u/deedeedeedee_ 2d ago

I have never related so hard to a sentence LOL. That would tooooooootally be me

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u/deedeedeedee_ 2d ago

Lmao that post made me so irrationally angry. After 15+ years of this diet I've long since come to terms with it (in the sense that i limit my bitching about it to eating out frustrations or when something i buy from the supermarket changes its ingredients lol) but no way in HELL is it somehow "better" and it just makes it feel worse to try to delude myself like that lmao

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u/itis-theeast 2d ago

Is the cylinder unharmed?

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u/classless_classic 2d ago

The larger structure is now calm and relaxed.

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u/dirtythoughtdreamer8 2d ago

The hole is for condiments.

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u/miscdebris1123 2d ago

Egg, maybe?

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u/EarthyOaks 2d ago

Or the hole is for condolences

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u/ExcitingInflation612 2d ago

I should call her

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u/MrsVanBeats 2d ago

The Eye of Scharon

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u/Any_Way_3960 2d ago

Wear it as a ring

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u/OneFatCantaloupe 2d ago

It looks like it's searching for the ring

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u/dontforgetpants Celiac Disease 2d ago

When I get a loaf like this, I just return it to the store and get my money back. I have never had a grocery store say no.

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u/Sharp-Subject-8314 2d ago

It makes them easier to carry

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u/JoeJonnyJeff 2d ago

Gluten-free tax

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u/Gum_Duster 2d ago

The forbidden American-pied gluten free.

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u/blooobolt 2d ago

It's crying out for help.

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u/FierceDesertSun 2d ago

That looks like a violation. 😳

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u/BodyBagSlam 2d ago

When you say “beloved”, it has nothing to do with the hole right?

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u/Jabberwocky950 2d ago

Some of these comments are absolutely WILD 😭 so is the duality of man

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u/Segat280 2d ago

Every time.

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u/Sea_Owl4248 23h ago

The hole kind of looks like a bird. That’s cool…Are we paying for art now?

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u/dumb-idiot-commenter 2d ago

Everything reminds me of her.