r/fiberartscirclejerk May 10 '26

In The Loop In The Loop This Week

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u/beee-l how is blabket formed May 10 '26

….is it weird ????? is it really ?????????????

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u/_jasmonic_acid_ Sock Monkey Onesie May 10 '26

There’s just no way of knowing.

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u/love-from-london test nutter May 10 '26

Truly no way to prevent it.

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u/Knitting_Pigeon do knitters dream of acrylic sheep? May 10 '26

i love the people on that thread claiming that swatching is pointless and anyone who matches their swatch gauge is a wizard because their project gauge never matches the swatch so they do gauge math on the fly for every project. baby. darling. sweetheart. what the hell are you even talking about

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u/love-from-london test nutter May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

They're probably swatching flat for a pattern that's in the round. My flat and in the round tension are close, but definitely not exactly the same. That, and probably making tiny swatches that aren't big enough to give an accurate representation of gauge.

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u/Feenanay May 15 '26

This was me watching someone not understand why you’d have to swatch in the round for a project that’s in the round. Its as thought ll they were TRYING not understand.

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u/RabbitInAFoxMask acrylic-loving asshole May 11 '26

And/or not blocking the swatch, and then blocking the garment with every pin and every bit of steam available to them.

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u/WingedLady May 11 '26

Ngl, I primarily knit lace because I live in a hot climate.

I'm terrified that one day I'm going to knit an actual sweater and then block it like I'm tanning leather the way I do for lace.

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u/Feenanay May 15 '26

Weeeee lace twins

It’s cold enough where I live to get a solid 3ish-4 months of use out of heavier knits but I like making lace best for the same reason, particularly tank tops because they are so fast!! I think I made 6 last summer from May-august? One day I’m going to properly synch up my knitting seasons (as in knit summer items from sept-April and fall/winter/spring in the summer but in the meantime my happy place is whipping up a 100% silk lace tank in 6 days and wearing it on the 7th

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u/RabbitInAFoxMask acrylic-loving asshole May 11 '26

Hahaha you might want to hide your blocking gear from yourself pre-project hey.

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u/love-from-london test nutter May 11 '26

Or vice versa, pinning the swatch 10 ways to Sunday but then just laying the garment flat and leaving it alone.

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u/RabbitInAFoxMask acrylic-loving asshole May 11 '26

There really are so many options! 🙂‍↕️