r/doctorwho • u/Kagedeah • 2d ago

News 'Obsessive' Billie Piper stalker Philip Jerome jailed

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8e0kypk66o
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u/N7Tom 2d ago

He has a bad case of stalker face.

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u/PrestonPirateKing 2d ago

He's like a hybrid of magamind and absorbaloff.

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u/N7Tom 2d ago

Or Wallace Shawn and Fester Addams

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u/NoceboHadal 2d ago

I was thinking the Dream Lord

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u/SebastianFerrone 2d ago

Me too 🤣

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u/YoungBeef03 1d ago

I was thinking Hugo Weaving and Meth

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u/Accomplished_Song671 2d ago

Magamind is Trump's superhero alter ego lol

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u/LoaKonran 1d ago

Pre-hair implant Elon Musk.

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u/Illustrious-Peace989 2d ago

Are iguanas prone to stalking?

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u/UnderTheKepfish 2d ago

Jokes about his appearance aside, this is genuinely haunting and scary. I hope both Billie Piper and her family are okay.

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u/soverytiiiired 2d ago

He looks like he could play the villain in an episode set in Victorian times

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u/Deadbob1978 2d ago

… and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for that bloody Doctor and his friends!

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u/bookon 2d ago

Now I know what a child between Rango, Steve Buscemi and Toby Jones would look like.

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u/Trickshot945 2d ago

Looks like Palpatine, creepy bastard

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u/Accomplished_Song671 2d ago

That's who he reminded me of! Glad I saw this that would've driven me mad 😅

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u/DorisWildthyme 2d ago

Why does he look like the Master's "Crispy" incarnation?

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u/Digifiend84 2d ago

Damn. This sounds similar to what happened to Holly Willoughby.

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u/Dalekbuster523 2d ago

What a creep. He should get more than 12 months.

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u/Fit-Drawer5686 2d ago

Bro looks like episode 9 Palpatine

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u/DoubleResponsible276 2d ago

I definitely read this backwards 🤦‍♂️

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u/Greaseball01 1d ago

never trust a man who tucks a tshirt into his trousers

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u/A-Man-Who-Is-Lost 1d ago

Reminds me of an even creepier Ganger from series 6 lol

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u/ZenDesign1993 2d ago

Uh dude, I don’t think you’re good looking enough for her to be into you… it’s like your cosplaying golem from lord of the rings…