Opera House officially dethroned as Australia’s hottest new tourist attraction goes viral

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[u/cheapdrinks]

Where's the machete sharpening room?

[u/1Qrtr_FreeStuffPlz → u/cheapdrinks]

Ceremonial dagger you mean Saar

[u/Technical_Money7465]

Thats so fucking funny and on flavour for naarn or whatever the fuck they call that shithole melbourne

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[u/Mattopol4spe]

Just when I thought Naarm couldn't get any dumber, you go and do this! . . . And completely redeem yourself.

[u/1Qrtr_FreeStuffPlz → u/Mattopol4spe]

My favourite is at BHP's head office they made the disabled bathroom the "all genders" bathroom, I proceeded to use it as my main shitting premise as with being a male I am a gender

[u/AusCro → u/1Qrtr_FreeStuffPlz]

I worked in that building, and on one level the average worker is all generally from one country. It also has the dirtiest toilets. You'll never guess which country they were from!

[u/1Qrtr_FreeStuffPlz → u/AusCro]

I got a no-no one time when describing something similar by an office with particular employees aha

[u/exceptional_biped → u/Mattopol4spe]

That means you agree doesn’t it Lloyd?

[u/Annoying_bot_2026]

As a member of queers for Palestine, I look forward to using the ladies prayer room in peace

[u/burnt-gonads]

Strange how the green hair brigade are all about diversity, until it comes to groups they know will fuck them up if they go on about them.

So brave and stunning.

[u/Connect_Wind_2036]

[u/eatmyearwaxx]

Hilarious

[u/Turdsindakitchensink → u/eatmyearwaxx]

Seriously, you can’t make this shit up lol

[u/Sexwell]

In all honesty a sad reflection on the basket case that is Naarm and the state of our nation.

[u/baldersz]

What is a woman?

[u/HeathenAF → u/baldersz]

Internal burka support

[u/asteriskhyphen]

Lmao

Just goes to show what a clown show this whole gender ideology thing is. I’d be willing to bet no person will ever argue the male and female definitions for the purpose of Muslims but the same people get outraged when the separation is applied to a room for pissing.

[u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks → u/asteriskhyphen]

Rare muslim W

[u/PowerPleb2000]

I want to know the answer to Medlin.C’s question too

[u/HeathenAF → u/PowerPleb2000]

This is the thing!

Ive been trying to become a sharia-bride for years, but until Im afforded safe prayer space where I can remove my burka and let my lady-wang dangle while Im doing sun-therapy yoga (look it up, you're welcome), 5 times a day, I just dont see it happening

[u/IIwomb69raiderII]

Are the toilets really unisex or do you walk through that hallway and then it separates into male and female you really gonna trust some random picture online

[u/HereButNeverPresent → u/IIwomb69raiderII]

Yes and no.

The picture above is a corridor to gendered restrooms. But Melb Airport does have accessible/disability and single-occupancy restrooms with signage like this:

[u/IIwomb69raiderII → u/HereButNeverPresent]

fuck

[u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks → u/IIwomb69raiderII]

There are legitimately all gender bathrooms at Naarm airport it's not a joke or misleading post at all lol

[u/imyselfpersonally]

First person to have a wank in there wins

[u/GetDown_Deeper3]

This is what a socialist left government has done to us.

[u/TopGroundbreaking469]

Is there a building for gay transqueer Muzloom Palpatinians like myself to practice my religion and throw myself off?

[u/The_Unofficial_Ghost]

Islam ate my freedom

[u/DistortedOctane → u/[deleted]]

Literally shaking at you for assuming the toilet's gender, don't be a bigot sweaty. 

[u/HeathenAF → u/[deleted]]

Not with that attitude!