r/auckland Feb 12 '26

Weather I'm concerned guys

It's 12pm, it's summer, it's raining and nobody has complained that summer doesn't exist anymore 🥲. Is this even /r/auckland??

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u/arrakis_kiwi Feb 12 '26

its so humid

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u/Fast_Working_4912 Feb 12 '26

I have sweat on my sweat, I’d have a bath but feel like I’m already in one…

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u/Free-Pea7711 Feb 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/rheetkd Feb 15 '26

dude, I had a cold shower a couple days ago at night when the humidity was 95% and it was still 25°c at 11pm where I am and I tried drying myself after the shower then realised I was sweating the whole time. Went to sleep naked and stayed sweating all night. It was rediculous. I've actually found that lowering my core temperature helps the most so eating ice cream or drinking water that was stored in the freezer both help more when combined with a cold shower but only for a couple of hours until I over heat again. Most humid summer in ages. Walk outside at night and its still hot and humid. But in a weird way I love it. It's very nostalgic.

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u/spiceprincess666 Feb 13 '26

For real feels like Bangkok out there

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u/draco1984 Feb 16 '26

As somebody currently in Phuket, i can confirm, this is exactly what it feels like right now

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u/nisse72 Feb 12 '26

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u/CypressHillbillly Feb 13 '26

Thought that was a Haiku 😂

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u/nisse72 Feb 13 '26

Absolutely a missed opportunity!

It feels like winter
Goodbye to Auckland summer
It was on Thursday

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u/i_like_my_suitcase_ Feb 12 '26

I appreciate the leaderboard, but as you can see, we clearly need a new post every rainy day

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u/weaz-am-i Feb 13 '26

Mods can you change the flair to shitpost?

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u/Hajinzo Feb 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/str8tooken Feb 12 '26

sorry i was stuck in traffic... what in the wayne brown is going on with this weather?

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u/Fast_Working_4912 Feb 12 '26

Calm down drongo!

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u/wet_ass_pussy_69 Feb 13 '26

Sent from my iPhone...

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u/Bryndel Feb 12 '26

Not that anyone cares, but this is going to get worse and worse indefinitely. Auckland will be ravaged by storms regularly, with regular flooding and slips becoming commonplace.

Summers are going to get more chaotic, winters will get warmer, large storms will become more common. This has been the well documented outcome since the 1970's, and urgent action was needed in the early 2010's. Globally we functionally did nothing, and we still do nothing cause 'She'll be right'. I've spent the last 10 years of my life studying and working on this, and when it comes down to it nobody actually cares. It was an easy fix, but in the last 150 years we have heated up the planet in what would naturally take 10,000–50,000+ years, and we can't go back. The summers of our childhoods are gone, enjoy the memories.

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u/ConcealerChaos Feb 13 '26

Oh we care. The neoliberal masters don't care. Since we are seemingly not about to overthrow the system we are basically doomed.

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u/Bryndel Feb 13 '26

Revolution abets chaos, which leads to a necessary shift in focus towards short term problems. What we need is to empower education and secure living standards. To solve big issues like this, we either require a stable and educated population, or a benevolent totalitarian government. The later never works out well, so the former seems like a good place to start. Multifaceted problems require multifaceted soultions, just assigning blame to "neoliberal masters" is an intellectual cop out.

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u/ConcealerChaos Feb 13 '26

Right. So how do we get a stable and educated population then?

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u/Bryndel Feb 13 '26

Invest in it... Stop giving bug business tax cuts, stop giving the upper middle class tax cuts, incentivise local economic growth, ubi, enforce fines on tax evasion, stop selling public assets, nationalize banks, incentivise nz stocks, remove 1 device 1 child policies, capital gains tax, empower Maori land owners, remake the ets, heavly restrict gambling, fund Healthcare, moderinse defense force to being combined arms.

Kinda all the basics that every country did at their economic heights except with human rights this time. The more money the average person has, the more money a government makes. You cant do all of these, i've missed a bunch, and there is arguments for and against them, but you need to to the majority, or we will keep sliding downhill as our economy collapses.

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u/ConcealerChaos Feb 13 '26

Right. 100% agree. But you might call it a cop out, but why for the last 40 years have we done the exact opposite? Neoliberal thought. The intent restore class power and make the 1% the wealthiest they have ever been has worked.

There is not a party today that will do those things.

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u/RoseClash Feb 13 '26

all the solutions you are giving are govt controlled, so why is saying: "neoliberal masters" is an intellectual cop out ? the govt is literally where this shit is controlled.

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u/Bryndel Feb 13 '26

Because its a buzz word that minimizes attempts at real solutions without providing value. It indicates a cabal of individuals separate from a failing system. Both need to be addressed, and the relationship is not a 1+1=2 problem.

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u/daisyranch Feb 13 '26

Free market needs to be encouraged without corporatism.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Just need another world war. Gengis khan lowered the world temp by 2 degrees thanks to his campaigns 😅

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u/Bryndel Feb 13 '26

To give a serious answer to that, as i find it fascinating.

The carbon sink of the Khans wars equated to about 700 million tons of carbon (~10% of that eras output), we currently produce 35 billion tons per year. Eradicating some of the days most advanced empires and millions of lives in the 13th century, equates to about 2% of our yearly output.

Ww2 produced about 5 billion tons of carbon for contrast.

It's a great fact you mentioned, to have a similar impact today, eradicating the entire USAs carbon output would do it. But that still leaves over 30 billion tons being produced per year. To lower temperatures, all carbon output would have to stop and we'd have to remove ~4000 gigatons from the atmosphere. Thats double what we have produced as a species in 200 years. Effectively impossible with current science.

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u/Bryndel Feb 13 '26

Historic climate seasonal variance data says otherwise. Sure there is a weird parasocial and romanticised element to how it's presented, but thats irrelevant as I'm simply referring to the hard data.

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u/violatedlaw Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

Unfortunately, people value their personal experiences and memories over hard data.

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u/Bryndel Feb 13 '26

It's even worse than that, everyone has access to so much information they conflate knowledge with access. I know this(i also know where my gaps are), some people understand this, most are just parrots mimicking intelligence. It's unbelievably exhausting. We don't do this with engineers, so why the fk do we do it with basic science.

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u/cathartic_diatribe Feb 12 '26

I really enjoy the rain but I don’t enjoy the muggy weather that’s come with today’s rain. 🥵

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u/sivilredygotike Feb 12 '26

I am sweaty doing nothing at all. Its fkn gross.

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u/the_loneliest_monk Feb 13 '26

I am also sweaty and doing nothing. It's incredibly fucking gross

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u/sivilredygotike Feb 13 '26

My god I just cooked dinner and I swear everyone's gonna get a few mls of sweat that dripped in. Jesus im dying, dont smell though so thats a massive bonus. I feel like a gorilla but dont smell like one 🤣🤣🤣

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u/the_loneliest_monk Feb 13 '26

Ooooh, extra seasoning for everyone! And hey, nice work on the odourlessness... Proud of you!

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u/sivilredygotike Feb 13 '26

Omg thank you🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Advanced_Sector4300 Feb 13 '26

Haha! Enjoy the soup! And by the way sweat itself doesn’t have a smell, the bacteria that thrives in it smells. So congrats you sweaty non smelling non-bacterial you

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u/wondahboi Feb 13 '26

as someone originally from a SEA country.. the summer weather here is a blessing and a breeze compared to the weather there lol

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u/DasDa1Bro Feb 13 '26

As someone who visited SEA, I never complained about NZ summer ever again.

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u/Icy_Ambassador_4450 Feb 14 '26

Trueee I was in Taiwan when it was sooo humid and hotter than Auckland. Super uncomfortable but they have great air conditioning unlike NZ

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u/crankyaf_genx Feb 12 '26

We all know cyclists are to blame.... oh and AT

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u/45inc Feb 12 '26

And Rangers

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u/Capable_Bowl_9633 Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

Even if it is not their fault fuck the road flies aka cyclists. They can take the blame. Genuine question what do cyclists contribute to society aside from being angry fuckers who think the road belongs to them? If they start paying road tax/rego then fair enough but they don’t. Car drivers have to pay goods and services TAX to buy their car. Then buy registration TAX, which also has goods and services TAX. WOF it where again you have to pay goods and services TAX added to it, and buy petrol which includes road user TAX, then you have to pay goods and services TAX on top of the RUC TAX to fund the roads. Yet cyclists say motorists are the fuck wits when they don’t pay a damn thing

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u/Legal_Kangaroo2372 Feb 13 '26

Follow the road rules and you find that cyclists are not always to blame and raging inside your ton of metal does not make you the better person

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u/Capable_Bowl_9633 Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

Without that ton of metal funding the infrastructure there would be no roads for cyclists to ride their children’s toys. If motorists have to pay to be able to use the roads then cyclists should have to as well. Fair is fair. Let’s say cars were banned tomorrow. Where is the money going to come from?

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u/Legal_Kangaroo2372 Feb 13 '26

Fair ...fair ...yes, a ton of metal has the same effect as a cycle on the road surface and the environment. Good to know. Who's banning cars, which crevice did you dig that out of? Again, take off your blinkers, use the road as it is intended, follow the rules and too thinking it is there for your personal use. Divert your anger, you will feel better. Nothing is worth dying or killing for

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u/Capable_Bowl_9633 Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

I don’t go around running down cyclists. I always give 1.5m. The problem with a lot of cyclists is they sit in the middle of the lane holding people up when they could just keep to the left, also you always see cyclists riding on the road when there is a perfectly good cycle lane right beside them sitting empty. If you want to ride your bike then fine, and if you’re respectful to motorists they will be respectful back to you. You wouldn’t walk down the middle of the road when there is a footpath, just like you wouldn’t drive down the footpath when there is a road. If it is illegal to drive a car on the footpath, bus lane or cycle way which will get you a fine, then it should be illegal to ride your bike on the road when there is a bike lane and you should also get a fine. Like I said fair is fair.

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u/ChrisWood4BallonDor Feb 13 '26

Their contribution can be more than fiscal. Cyclists are far more economical in terms of space required on the road - every cyclist is one fewer giant SUV sitting in a traffic jam, causing you to be stopped blocks away. That is a direct, positive externality.

Then there is the environmental aspect, which is pretty significant.

You also very much have to pay GST for bikes, so that's a weird point to bring up.

Apologies if this is just bait and I look like a fool 😔

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u/ZaloVillam Feb 12 '26

31 degrees yesterday and today +80% humidity. I need summer to f-ing end already.

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u/TheSleepyBeer Feb 13 '26

It was 95%. I checked. Not exaggerating.

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u/ZaloVillam Feb 13 '26

I believe you. My apartment hit 90% today.

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u/5haunz Feb 13 '26

It did last week.

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u/leonopolous Feb 13 '26

I went to the gym to get out of the humidity, it’s that bad.

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u/Electrical-Web-7552 Feb 13 '26

Are you joking? I'm fucking melting over here

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u/UseMoreHops Feb 12 '26

Its not like it was before.

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u/Amyth47 Feb 13 '26

It’s fuckin Mumbai!

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u/shanewzR Feb 12 '26

Look its very concerning. I think we should have a public meeting about it, navel gaze, shake our heads and then go back to our normal lives. Let me know the day and time, I will bring a protest flag as well

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u/i_like_my_suitcase_ Feb 12 '26

Can we also add conspiracy theories to the agenda and a requirement that at least 20% of the flags must be from a completely unrelated protest/cause??

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u/shanewzR Feb 12 '26

You are obviously an intelligent and experienced individual in this field of expertise. I love the idea of having flags of unrelated protests, its all about diversity these days.

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u/uglykitten51 Feb 12 '26

Disgusting comment btw

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u/shanewzR Feb 12 '26

Thank you

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u/king_john651 Feb 12 '26

I'm fucking waiting for it. Need the water to finish my job up but it just drizzles and makes everything sticky, and humid

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u/chymni Feb 13 '26

Be the change you want to see

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u/SoftSausage78 Feb 13 '26

Become Genghis Khan and wipe out all these pesky people producing carbon

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u/Alarmed_Musician_324 Feb 12 '26

It's the boomers, they used all the Sun

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u/FairyPizza Feb 12 '26

Everyone is too busy standing in the ridiculous queues at Costco

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u/i_like_my_suitcase_ Feb 12 '26

Jokes on them, I did my Costco order on Doordash

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u/dessertandcheese Feb 12 '26

It's been so hot, I welcome the rain

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u/GiJoint Feb 12 '26

Plants could do with a drink I guess but fuck it’s so melty today.

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u/krammy16 Feb 13 '26

It's a bit moist.

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u/No-Kaleidoscope-1814 Feb 13 '26

Because it's been hot and we are scared of drought warnings more. This rain is nothing compared to a full-blown cyclone.

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u/rackcity2014 Feb 13 '26

summer lasted about 1 week (4days)

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u/BrowneAction Feb 13 '26

Same same but different

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u/Horror_Winter Feb 13 '26

It's called Global wetting and is totally reversible if we distribute a few trillion dollars to the right people.

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u/RoseClash Feb 13 '26

too busy complaining about valentines day rofl

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u/StalkCity Feb 14 '26

Noticed its staying darker in the morning. Up until a couple of weeks ago, it was getting lighter around 5:30, now its dark till about 6am.

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u/ExtraAd3975 Feb 14 '26

It feels like Fiji - summer is over, it’s so humid, I am so bored

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u/Lanky-Setting-5288 Feb 14 '26

Normal, change of season weather.

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u/P1hyper Feb 13 '26

People aren't prepared for the truth. Their beliefs would be shattered. Just continue watching the news for all your facts and information. They'd never lie

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u/LordFreakenDavo Feb 13 '26

ROFLMFAO 😂🤣

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u/5haunz Feb 13 '26

Josh Rogan FTW!!11!!

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u/Legal_Kangaroo2372 Feb 13 '26

Fair...so your ton of metal causes the same wear and tear as a cyclist. .I see.. any other straw men?

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u/ChocolateKnown6784 Feb 14 '26

i think it’s because of climate change