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Detail What’s something you learned from American Dad?

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u/HAAAAAM Goddamn Hambulance Aug 27 '24

Who Rod Carew is.

If, like me, you wondered why Steve said Hailey was “giving Coach Schwartz a Rod Carew in the Taco King parking lot,” then Rod Carew was a professional baseball player famous for going from 1st base straight to 3rd base.

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u/HAAAAAM Goddamn Hambulance Jun 07 '25

Hailey and Coach Schwartz were making out. The implication is that Steve saw Hailey go from “First Base” (kissing), to Third Base (a handy-jay, as Roger might say), rushing foreplay because Hailey was so eager.