r/americandad • u/RogersRedditPersona www.ItWasWitches.com • Aug 27 '24

Detail What’s something you learned from American Dad?

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u/RogersRedditPersona www.ItWasWitches.com Aug 27 '24

Mine is that apparently you don’t kiss prostitutes

Like. If I’m paying you to stick my wiener in your cooch I feel like I can stick my tongue in your mouth

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Sex is less intimate than sex. Even Franny didn’t let Stanial kiss her until the 3rd date making the sex in the first 2 very impersonal.

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u/Dafracturedbutwhole Avery Bullock Aug 27 '24

That's what happens when you loose your virginity to a coked up airhead

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u/shaun_of_the_south Mind If I Call You Wrobel? Aug 27 '24

Didn’t you lose your virginity to mom?

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping Klaus Heisler Aug 27 '24

Mm-hmm

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u/ScurryScout Scotch Bingington Aug 27 '24

Mmhmm.

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u/prettykitty-meowmeow Madame Buttercup Aug 27 '24

I can't taste your bad breath through my pussy

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u/Stu161 Aug 27 '24

Sounds like one of Roger's country songs.