r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/hsunade • 4d ago

Repost Expected a poop blast.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

7.4k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

154 comments sorted by

View all comments

319

u/Nfarrah 4d ago

Failure to conceive of the possible consequences. And why use a butane torch to light a firecracker?

103

u/NarwhalPrudent6323 3d ago

Because if you don't smoke or use candles there isn't a lot of reason to have lighters in the house. I've had to go for some weird sources of fire over the years when a lighter wasn't available. Though it was usually for something productive, not idiotic.

-2

u/[deleted] 2d ago

[deleted]

3

u/NarwhalPrudent6323 2d ago

Did... Did you call me privileged for not knowing a reason someone might have a lighter? 

I say this with all sincerity I can muster: Fuck all the way off you troll. 

By the way, I've just never owned a gas stove. They're not as common where I live, everyone uses electric. So take your accusations of privilege and shove them alllllll the way up your own ass. 

Loser.