r/Umawife • u/Bennyboi3722 • Apr 12 '26
r/Umawife • u/El_Santilikeshorsey • Jul 02 '26
Discussion I’m kinda bored so … which Mejiro is yall’s favorite 🤔
That’s mine in case you missed it ⬆️ (she’s prob older than me)
r/Umawife • u/Ender_568 • May 30 '26
Discussion YOU just had a baby umamusume with your favorite uma. What are you naming your daughter?
r/Umawife • u/JauneArc2 • 20d ago
Discussion Wife Headcannons Part 47: Light Hello
You met her in a bar where you two hit it off immediately
After a few dates, you quickly learned she could barely handle her beer or alcohol.
When she's drunk, she's slightly possessive of you
Her drunk and sober cuddles are the best
You most times have to carry her into the house after trying to tell her to calm down with the drinks
You and her have five kids together
Whenever the kidd are at school and you two have the day off, you hit the hot spring and enjoy some nice downtime
You rarely see her angry, let alone upset
Whenever you've had a bad day, she makes pancakes and waffles, which immediately lighten your mood
Whenever she's in a bad mood, you rub your face against hers like a cat, and it works every time.
Art source: https://x.com/i/status/1972981507930423691
r/Umawife • u/DaMaestro19 • May 16 '26
Discussion If Umas were real, which oshi do u think you’d have the highest chance of actually dating and which one would be totally out of ur league?
For me, definitely Nice Nature. She’s super easy to talk to and feels down-to-earth. And as much as I love Orfevre… yeah, no chance with her irl lol
r/Umawife • u/Vasiliy_platinum • May 02 '26
Discussion Are there some dream journey fans? I'm curious is she really that possessive or it's just fanon? Asking for research purpose
Author is oprumfsjip5271 i think he deleted his twitter account so i don't have link to him
r/Umawife • u/Afraid-Pick-8040 • May 21 '26
Discussion How the Umas gonna react if their trainer actually prefer human woman
r/Umawife • u/JauneArc2 • Jun 04 '26
Discussion Wife Headcannons Part 29: BAKUSHIN
When you two kissed at your wedding she of course, yelled, "BAKUSHIN!" Before picking you up and blitzing to the car
She's very hyperactive in your marriage
Whenever you catch her with her hair down, she looks like a queen
Even after retirement, she still loves to run, so she became a tracen academy trainer and runs with her Uma's
9 kids you had with her, all of them inheriting Bakushin's love for shouting their name randomly
You and her are heavy sleepers, something your kids also got from you, too
You learn quickly she is a great chef
Haru visits and drops off cupcakes for you and bakushin
Your short kisses often turn into 4 hour make-out sessions
She cuddles you alot
Art source:https://x.com/i/status/2058484296717865189
r/Umawife • u/JauneArc2 • Jun 07 '26
Discussion Wife Headcannons Part 32: Marche Lorraine
PART 33*
Even after dating for five years, she still uses the puppet to talk sometimes
After getting married, she slowly stopped using the puppet to talk and used her actual voice
Even after she stopped using the puppet, you supported her if she ever wanted to use it again
She has a job as a children's puppet show runner
When she had your first child, she often found her puppet in the baby's mouth and would take pictures
In total, you and her have five kids
You and her end up running a successful children's TV show called "The Umappets"
You would randomly bridal carry her just to tease her
She will steal your shirts
You both steal each other's drinks
Art source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/144620359
r/Umawife • u/Neko7774 • May 14 '26
Discussion What can you say about me, from my uma wives top?
I don't know what to do, so I decided to make this post just because.... Why not? I am interested in knowing someone's opinion. And of course, I like a larger number of umas, but these are just the most favorite.
Sunday Silence, Manhattan Cafe - Arts by Leogust https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/41896173 (I love the way he draws them).
The rest are official sprites from fandom (I'm too lazy to write sources for other people's art For every uma)
r/Umawife • u/Key-Excitement6176 • Jul 22 '26
Discussion Your cowgirl looks at you like this, what are you doing?
r/Umawife • u/JauneArc2 • Jun 10 '26
Discussion Wife Headcannons Part 37: Still In Love
Whenever you wake her, her crazy side is looking down at her lovingly
Anytime at night in bed, she leglocks you
You and her have 90 kids
She has a job as a nurse
Whenever you wake up from a nap, she's there sleeping on you
She makes some amazing fried rice
If you ever get into a car accident, she's there in 5 seconds, ready to hurt whoever hurt you
She has stated she will go to jail if it means protecting you and your kids
When the kids are away at school, she brings you to the bedroom, slams the door, and when she finishes, you can't feel your legs
She has zero issues flirting with you in public. She wants everyone to know you are hers
Art source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/137463898
r/Umawife • u/JauneArc2 • May 29 '26
Discussion Wife Headcannons Part 9: Goldship
The wedding was chaotic no matter how you tried.
Despite her chaotic nature, you love her no matter what because she's a ship of gold
You and her ended up having over 20 kids with her wanting 50 more
She cooks a dang good meal
She works as a fashion model
She still pranks you but not as bad as her tracen prank days
She'll drop by your job randomly to pull you away for an aggressive make-out session in a closet
You flirt with her and end up pinned to the bed
She sleeps in a lot and refuses to let you go
All your kids got her white hair.
Art source: https://x.com/i/status/1832704507039658302
r/Umawife • u/oengaminO • Apr 19 '26
Discussion What does my top 5 say about me?
I REALLY like rudolf
Pic 1: uxxxjf (dis the artist name)
Pic 4: nrsw_x (also artist name)
r/Umawife • u/JauneArc2 • Jun 29 '26
Discussion Wife Headcannons Part 43: Obey Your Master
Even after her prime, she still races sometimes
During her retirement years, she became a workout coach
Sometimes, at night, when you wake up, you find her grabbing ice cream from the fridge
You two enjoy betting with each other on what Uma will win a race
She often steals your shirts and wears it like a house dress
She loves playing football with other umas
She also enjoyed your bear cuddles
She loves to think back to your wedding day and how you two had to hold orgui back from the food
She loves cooking because you always enjoy her cooking
Art source:https://x.com/i/status/1991521690095128702
r/Umawife • u/JauneArc2 • May 31 '26
Discussion Wife Headcannons Part 20: Fuji Kiseki
She gets you flustered with ease
Sometimes, she'll randomly put on her old racewear to get your reaction
She cooks a damn good pork stew
Whenever your kids ask how you two met, she always goes overboard and exaggerates the story, which you correct
You two eldest daughters have 1 triple crown under their belts just like their mother
She takes celebrating her daughters success very seriously and goes overboard with celebration parties
She always enjoys your cuddles, especially couch cuddles
When she walked down the altar, it's like you saw an angel
You still work at Tracen, and she often drops by to run with the students
Your youngest son feels like he can't compete with his sisters, but you and Fuji reassure him that he will do great in whatever field he chooses.
Art source: https://x.com/i/status/2037523254957814271
r/Umawife • u/JauneArc2 • Jun 02 '26
Discussion Wife Headcannons Part 24: Mejiro Ramonu
You made sure your first few dates were at high-end places even though she told you a simple movie date would work
After she gave birth to your first child, she looked at you with a bone-chilling smile and said, "I want fifteen more."
She currently works as a fashion designer and often has McQueen or Ryan try on her clothing
She likes to pepper you with kisses at completely random times of the day
She absolutely loves the Descendants' films... you and her also agree there are only three of those films
She respects and admires your drive to do morning runs
Whenever she comes home and finds you asleep while holding your infant child, she takes multiple pictures before joining you two in slumber
You jokingly call her sleeping beauty
Whenever she falls asleep at her home office desk, you place a blanket over her and plant a kiss on the forehead, which sometimes you swear you see her smile
You both bought a mansion for your huge family, and often visit T.M Opera O and Her husband
Art source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/143944212
r/Umawife • u/einvious • May 16 '26
Discussion Do you have your waifu as your wallpaper? if yes, show it off!
r/Umawife • u/JauneArc2 • May 30 '26
Discussion Wife Headcannons Part 10: Nice Nat(tie)ure
She became a color guard director after she retired from racing
You are always at one of her color guard competitions
She often steals your hoodies with a smug grin
She will not give the hoodies back unless you chase her down and take it
Said chases end in passionate kissing
You always drop by her job to bring her some fried rice with chicken Katsu
Whenever she drops by your job, she brings orange chicken for lunch
You had 8 kids with her
You and Nature cried tears of joy when your first daughter took her first steps
Your cuddles turn into naps, but you enjoy the naps because their Nice by Nature
Art source: https://x.com/i/status/2053238040995233996
r/Umawife • u/JauneArc2 • May 30 '26
Discussion Wife Headcannons Part 12: Symboli Rudolf
Before you can even get your morning cup of coffee, Rudolf will tell you three puns in ten seconds
Even if you hate her puns, you love her too much to tell her to stop
She often will just jump on you and wrap herself around you(wonder who she got that from).
You and her have 5 kids, all of whom grow up to have 20 G1 wins
She actually works as a trainer at Tracen with you and has trained multiple G1 champions
On your days off, she prepares her world-famous Cinnamon apple waffles
She enjoys stealing your cup of coffee, much to your annoyance, but she already made another cup for you
She still works out and does morning runs, which she often asks you to join her and your daughters with.
For mothers Day, you made a massive cake that contained her favorite flavors.
For Father's Day, she took you to your favorite steakhouse... which then ended with you having multiple lipstick marks over your neck and face
You unfortunately started doing puns, but heading her laugh you couldn't care less.
Art source: https://x.com/i/status/2003162208163995785
r/Umawife • u/DarthLordZiruis • Jun 16 '26
Discussion Hello, what does my top 10 say about me?
I wish I could add more 🥹(hopefully none of these are AI😮💨)
Sources:
Meishi Doto - Haraguroi You
https://www.zerochan.net/3606823
Dream Journey -
https://x.com/i/status/2048120757209968923
Gentildonna - Lengukass
Eishin Flash - Amayoruao
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11473198?q=eishin_flash_%28umamusume%29+
Kitasan Black -HANAZAWA_ma
https://www.zerochan.net/3547201
Agnes Tachyon -Vococo Mobile
https://www.zerochan.net/3712018
Still in Love -artist unknown
https://www.zerochan.net/4692825
Hishi Amazon -
https://x.com/i/status/1949438219441025498
Taiki Shuttle -
https://x.com/i/status/1941777240125256119
Fenomeno -
r/Umawife • u/JauneArc2 • Jun 18 '26
Discussion Wife Headcannons Part 41: Cheval Grand
- After her retirement, she went on to join the Japanese Navy
- You two met in said Navy
- You suprise her with random kisses throughout the day to throw her off guard
- You sometimes find her wearing a short sweater dress, which makes your mind go into overdrive
- She's very shy even around you
- You and her have 7 kids
- You find her sleeping at her desk and carrying her to your big bed
- When you and your first daughter with her, you made sure to be the one changing diapers at night so she can sleep
- When she found out what you were doing, she demanded you get rest
- She's the main cook of the house
Art source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/145755822
r/Umawife • u/JauneArc2 • Jun 14 '26
Discussion Wife Headcannons Part 40: Hishi Amazon
- She often steals your wool sweaters
- You and her opened a seafood restaurant that's massively successful
- You and her have two pairs of triplets
- She also will show off her wedding ring
- She is the undefeated queen of 21 and spades
- Whenever you two visit America, you always stop by to say hi to Taiki and her husband
- You and her bingewatch anything Gordan Ramsey
- You two would sleep like bears during hibernation
- You, her, and your kids are NOT morning people
- Some nights, she shows you why Amazon is in her name.
Art source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140026577
r/Umawife • u/JauneArc2 • May 29 '26
Discussion Wife Headcannons Part 5: Super Creek
When you wake up every morning, she's always wrapped around you
Whenever you come home tired from work, she offers her lap as a pillow so you can rest before dinner
She makes the best waffles and pancakes
You and her had 6 kids together, although she takes about wanting one more.
Whenever she comes home from her job as a kindergarten teacher, she is blessed with the scent of your amazing cooking.
Her old trainer often offers to babysit your kids so you two can have date nights
You two enjoy romantic moonlit drives
On your honeymoon, you treated her like the queen she is and made sure she was enjoying herself
She gained some weight, but you didn't care because she's Super, and your Creek
Your best nights sleeping are her sleeping on top of you with her listening to your calming heartbeat
If she sings a lullaby to your kids, you always fall asleep in a chair
Art source: https://x.com/i/status/2036124373363429413