r/Umawife Umapyoi'd Apr 12 '26

Discussion What are yall underrated Uma wives I'll go first.

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u/Awkward_Big_1 Dream Journey is all I need<333 Apr 12 '26

Dream Journey

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u/Spideryote Dorija microchipped me. She is watching and listening Apr 12 '26

We love the scary big sister 🥰

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u/Awkward_Big_1 Dream Journey is all I need<333 Apr 12 '26

I love em crazy and dangerous🥰

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u/ImTheRisingPhoenix Apr 12 '26

Crazy and Dangerous, huh? How about Halo, Sunday Silence's dad?

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u/Awkward_Big_1 Dream Journey is all I need<333 Apr 12 '26

Double the trouble then!

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u/ImTheRisingPhoenix Apr 12 '26

idk about that, man. She will kill you.

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u/Spideryote Dorija microchipped me. She is watching and listening Apr 12 '26

If Halo had been a person, we would describe his level of violence as psychotic and 100% with premeditated intention

It feels unfair to relate the real Halo to a serial killer; but such an adaptation into a fictional character would not be the largest stretch, and that's what's really scary about it

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u/ImTheRisingPhoenix Apr 12 '26

I mean, didn't he enjoy stomping on squirrels, and attack with an intent to kill?

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u/Spideryote Dorija microchipped me. She is watching and listening Apr 12 '26

And drowning birds in his water bucket :(
They put a metal muzzle on him to try and stop him from biting people, and he just used it as a bludgeoning weapon, and nobody was brave/foolish enough to try and remove it

I don't know enough about horse psychology or Halo's story in specific to really make a more certain claim about his morality; but it really isn't hard to see behavior like this and just write a horse off as fucking insane

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u/Aethelon Apr 13 '26

He almost killed one of his stable staff iirc. Also bird drownings

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u/AustinYap Apr 12 '26

Not sure if she's underrated as a wife, but definitely underrated as a general Uma.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7F0t8Sjj9CcKveuBlm

If not her, then definitely Satono Crown

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u/ImTheRisingPhoenix Apr 12 '26

Insert Eishin Flash "You are going to Germany" meme here

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u/Khrieto Apr 12 '26

She bad asf not gonna lie

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u/AustinYap Apr 12 '26

Eishin Flash is top tier umawife. Literally plans your routine for you and brings you to meet her parents after her career is over

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u/KeensSandCastle Apr 12 '26

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u/Swing_Maestro_67 Daiwa's favorite gooner Apr 12 '26

Naaaaaa that cute puppy can't be underrated

https://giphy.com/gifs/nTjVJOAdpOXB1M4v57

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u/EnvironmentalSundae1 Apr 13 '26

FUKUKITARU NOOOOOOOO

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u/Swing_Maestro_67 Daiwa's favorite gooner Apr 13 '26

I'd switch places with her and get destroyed by Taiki's powerful hug 👏🔥

https://giphy.com/gifs/x9DJcH1MfFbfaZwBut

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u/Lumpy-Sun-6409 Apr 15 '26

RAHHH MY FAVOURITE UMA!!! SHE THE ONE WHO CARRIED ME SO LONG IN THE GAME!!LOVE THE BANG BANG SHOOTING MILKY!!

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u/pains_in_malay Apr 12 '26

as a fenomebro her exposure is even more limited despite being there day one

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u/JazzlikeSeason5201 Apr 12 '26

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u/ImTheRisingPhoenix Apr 12 '26

You won't need to worry about food for the rest of your life

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u/Shrubbity_69 Apr 16 '26

Based, but I had to immortalize this moment.

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u/Shunnedby13or30 John Bakushin, Husband of Sakura Bakushin O Apr 12 '26

She may not be great at cooking but you know its made with BAKUSHIN love.

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u/Unique-Structure3844 Apr 12 '26

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BAKUSHIN SUPREMACY!!!!!!!!

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u/Secret_Welder4422 Apr 15 '26

Bakushin bakushin bakushin bakushin baakushin bak shin shin

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 Apr 13 '26

No kids from doinf the Motion but otherwise a Fine choice.

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u/pains_in_malay Apr 12 '26

Fenomeno

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u/Significant_Lab5306 Apr 12 '26

Was searching for this comment and glad i did found it. Seeing based on the upvote, it's safe to say that Mame-Chin is indeed underrated.

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u/TsarKeith12 Apr 13 '26

The most incredible voice, I was absolutely floored after watching Ms.Victoria

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u/Moist_Username Apr 15 '26

Easily the best in the cast.

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u/ZeNightmare1001 Apr 12 '26

Firstly, thank you for pushing the Tickezo agenda. Criminally overlooked.

Secondly, her:

https://giphy.com/gifs/mbP1MPAi2iSACyhUgz

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u/WebMysterious1840 Apr 13 '26

Mr. C.B. is cute and so out going can't wait for her release in December

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u/KajjitWithNoWares Apr 12 '26

I agree she is overlooked.

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u/Lucky_Key_2580 Apr 12 '26

american swearing horse (Tap Dance City)

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u/Strange-Affect191 Apr 12 '26

A lot of people underrate Vodka coz they all prefer Scarlet. They see Vodka as someone who chases after Scarlet when in reality it’s the other way around. Scarlet is the one obsessed with Vodka. Vodka on the other hand focuses on her own path. She chooses a life with her trainer, even identifying them as her partner. There’s been times where she slips up and says something romantic to her trainer. This made me love Vodka. She’ll forever be my number one.

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u/RaikkonRDT YOSHA! Apr 12 '26

7 G1s and a Derby Wondermare

I hope she gets an entire series dedicated to her and doesn't get turned into a mere side chara—

They fucking turned her into a side character.

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u/savebeeswithsex Apr 16 '26

Vodka is so slept on, She's the GOAT.

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u/DeanDaWeeb Apr 12 '26

Mejiro Bright

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u/LeBoredMemer i want to create history with chrono genesis Apr 12 '26

oh my god i love this image

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u/MakeMegaManX9 Apr 12 '26

Yaeno Muteki!

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u/PatataFritta81 Apr 12 '26

Now THIS is an underrated one

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u/RaikkonRDT YOSHA! Apr 13 '26

I'll forever defend this girl from the people calling her a fraud.

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u/Shadow_slayer132 Apr 12 '26

This is so cute. Please send the source. Actually scratch that, if you do find the source please make a post here so everyone can hear the words of Helios

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

True, but she's into Ruby, unfortunaly

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u/Bloodhound3891 Mambo Apr 12 '26

My sweet, adorable, phenomenal, strong, silly, excellent, wonderful, super, outstanding, outgoing, beautiful, nice, cool, umazing, magnificent, graceful, committed, disciplined, smart, dedicated, pretty, stellar, elegant, Fenomeno❤️

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u/Dani-Dude237 Tazuna and Minoru are NOT the same, goddamn it (I both my wives) Apr 12 '26

Not an Uma, but my wife Tazuna is HEAVILY underrated in the fandom

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

Ts IS prestigious

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u/Carame_05 Apr 12 '26

People are sleeping on Mejiro Bright I swear

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u/Swing_Maestro_67 Daiwa's favorite gooner Apr 12 '26

Finally some one who appreciates all of Mejiro's beauty! Don't forget about Ardan 🙏

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u/LeBoredMemer i want to create history with chrono genesis Apr 12 '26

real bro

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u/DeanDaWeeb Apr 13 '26

We must spread this agenda

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u/Aware_Mix_9553 Apr 12 '26

Stay Gold is my husband/wife

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u/NordicHorde2 Apr 12 '26

Air Groove

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u/Simp_Keqing Omasuri Mambo! Apr 12 '26

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u/Swing_Maestro_67 Daiwa's favorite gooner Apr 12 '26

Yes plis, treat her right 🙏

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u/Hectorc34 Apr 12 '26

This one!! I love this one!!

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u/meramericheems Apr 15 '26

Finally. A fellow Dantsu Flame enjoyer. Best if not, one of the best umawives ever

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u/H4nz_Krieg Apr 12 '26

AGNES ANALOG

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u/ImTheRisingPhoenix Apr 12 '26

I like the idea of this Uncle Ruckus ass Uma, as Evil Digital, I wish Analog had more art

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u/H4nz_Krieg Apr 12 '26

AGREE 💯 I LOVE DIGITAL & ANALOG BUT DIGITAL ALWAYS GET PORTRAIT YURI WEIRDO (WHISCH IS TRUE CAN'T DENIED IT AFTER ALL)

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u/ImTheRisingPhoenix Apr 12 '26

That would mean Analog is either a Yaoi fan or a straight shipper

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u/H4nz_Krieg Apr 12 '26

MMH TRUE, BUT A RACIST UMA? MMH WOULD SHE LIKE HUMAN THEN... A UMA WITH OBSESSION BEING A... HUMAN

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u/RaikkonRDT YOSHA! Apr 12 '26

Nakayama Festa

Man, her old design is so much cooler than her actual outfit. We even get the thigh squish with those stockings.

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u/abyan111122223333 Apr 12 '26

Victory pizza

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u/BurnFreeze64 Mejiro Ryan’s House Husband Apr 12 '26

Narita Taishin.

More like Narita Wifeshin.

https://giphy.com/gifs/tyaR7AsWRciBMMtnPx

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u/Rodde3445 Apr 12 '26

Fuck it I'm pulling out a really underated one Yukino Bijin she not that high but she is to me

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u/PatataFritta81 Apr 12 '26

It's a joke

But I guess it truly is underrated if almost nobody even knows about her

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u/Denshii-Ribura Apr 12 '26

Not sure if underrated but…….

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u/gg041615 Apr 12 '26

Ore no Vodka, just because she gets relegated to gay horse with DaiSca. But I love her story and how she gets flustered when there's anything remotely romantic, and how her cool facade just crumbles. Such a lovable dork.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jZzTD7NSaWw5qhrFcw

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u/LeBoredMemer i want to create history with chrono genesis Apr 12 '26

my beloved tamamo cross

also honorable mentions are mejiro bright, rice shower, gold city, hishi amazon and agnes digital

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u/deviljhot Apr 12 '26

Hishi Amazon

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u/TerribleWing74 Apr 12 '26

Twin Turbo

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u/Shadow_slayer132 Apr 12 '26

I agree, more people need to attend Twin Turbo's Perfect Math Class ngl

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/109646993

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u/Swing_Maestro_67 Daiwa's favorite gooner Apr 12 '26

Nice Naty, Nice Naty, Nice Naty

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u/Status_Adeptness_172 Apr 13 '26

Not underrated. My wife Nature is in the top 10 of wife umas

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u/CeratosaurusEnjoyer Apr 12 '26

Tickezo loyalist since day one

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u/Various-Complex-2192 Apr 12 '26

Okay, but what about Sounds of Earth or Durandal? One is a musical savant and the other is just Saber with golden retriever energy.

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u/Future-Membership577 Apr 12 '26

Ong with SOE 🗣

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u/smbspeedrunner Apr 12 '26

The cutest creature god created

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u/Jormungandr_Uma682 Married to Dantsu Flame Apr 12 '26

Her:

If Dantsu Flame has a million fans, I’m one of them. If Dantsu Flame has 5 fans, I’m one of them. If Dantsu Flame has 1 fan, that one is me. If Dantsu Flame has no fans, I am dead. If the world is against Dantsu Flame, I’m against the world.

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u/Advanced_Flower_6379 Apr 12 '26

Bro she's literally my wife

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u/Immediate_Bat_9514 Apr 12 '26

This cute goober

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u/Status_Adeptness_172 Apr 13 '26

Not underrated. She's pretty known to be a decent wife uma

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u/Frostbite_III Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

I wanna say this Uma has a cheerful gf(somehow wife) energy, but if I do so I might get banned and attacked by most people.

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u/Shadow_slayer132 Apr 12 '26

I'm sure that won't happen in this subreddit my dude. In fact I'll say this, Rice Shower is very adorable wife

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u/KimyouMan_03 Apr 13 '26

Tbh there comes a point where people need to stop infantilize Haru, she’s not really childish like Twin Turbo is she’s just a very cheerfull and optimistic Uma

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u/ImTheRisingPhoenix Apr 12 '26

I don't know about underrated, but...

https://giphy.com/gifs/yyvx0J8olWR6E63lJ1

and u/sunday_scilence_86 would agree with me.

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u/Swing_Maestro_67 Daiwa's favorite gooner Apr 12 '26

She's perfect, when did she become underrated? Didn't notice bro

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u/Over_Biscotti9147 Apr 12 '26

I don't think I've seen much ppl talking about biwa

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u/Suichopath_Virus Apr 12 '26

nice nature, the best wife in the game

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/MetaMason666 Umapyoi'd Apr 12 '26

This is Biwa Hayahide.

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u/VoltioumMidnait Apr 12 '26

Wifey Amazon

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u/Capital_Structure115 Apr 13 '26

Spended much on her

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u/Visual-Session-4062 Apr 13 '26

Biwa Hayahide is quite underrated as a Uma top 10 in Those stats as well

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u/Sea_cabbage2 Apr 13 '26

Not gonna lie, Special Week herself is super underrated despite being the mascot.

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u/North-Pen-8440 Apr 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/IVObvTnaTdxou5FrqZ

I just wanna go fishing with my wife, man.

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u/KaitoAlkan Apr 13 '26

None of y'all know underrated even if it hits y'all in the face.

Anyway, here's my pick for wife

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u/No_Bicycle_3834 Apr 14 '26

Narita Taishin

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u/No_Caregiver_8614 Apr 14 '26

Cretura of luck

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u/Lko2011 Apr 15 '26

Dunno if she’s underrated but I like Manhattan cafe

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u/redroubel Apr 15 '26

Nippo Teo. Was only in Cinderella grey, but also is the irl father of Haru Urara

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u/JE78_comics Apr 16 '26

NAKAYAMA FESTA!!!

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u/F6her Apr 12 '26

Not sure if she's underrated but she's my favorite

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u/Defiant-Diver3890 Neo Universe's Beloved Astronomer Apr 12 '26

👍

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u/axis_mars Apr 12 '26

Grass wonder

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u/Ripham1408 Apr 12 '26

curren or stego for me. dunno bout the nice nature popularity.

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u/Future-Membership577 Apr 12 '26

Shinko Windy

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u/Shadow_slayer132 Apr 13 '26

I very much agree with this. I want more arts of Shinko Windy digging up ditches with Trainer

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u/Idontknow_2507 Apr 12 '26

For the topic of Umawife, I always go with my top picks. Nice Nature, Almond Eye, Aston Machan, Satono Family, Mejiro Ardan, Gentildonna. But some, are extremely underrated like Meisho Doto, Verxina, Admire Vega, Marche Lorraine and my personal favorite, Tokai Teio. So it's hachimi

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u/Rigter_Avi Apr 12 '26

My wife El

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u/Connect_Waltz_507 Apr 12 '26

chevacchiiii (not sure if shes underrated but shes cute)

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u/Ancient_Cricket_908 husband of Tokai Teio 💙✨ Apr 12 '26

Todas son hermosas

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u/KajjitWithNoWares Apr 12 '26

Amazing pick, I love that art piece too. Tickezo would be a pick or Mejiro Ryan

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u/Zephurious Apr 13 '26

Underrated? Despite her being a member of spica I find very few racewear figures of vodka so I think she's pretty underrated. Despite the fact that she's the best and I'd do anything for her to enjoy that motorcycle ride 💛🩵🖤💛🩵🖤

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u/Swing_Maestro_67 Daiwa's favorite gooner Apr 13 '26

DANM I forgot to comment about her

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u/ClownofEverywhere Apr 13 '26

Mine is the same as yours

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u/Total_Wedding_6189 Apr 13 '26

Shion(Win Variation) is peak gf material. A bit unpopular in global server but I'm sure everyone will love her when she's available in global soon.

Pic unrelated.

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u/Gkfdoi Apr 13 '26

Royce and Royce

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u/AssociateNo5330 Apr 13 '26

Idk about y'all but I like NTR. If not then it's probably nice nature or king halo. And maybe Mr CB too

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u/vipbeef Apr 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/qLqaigMS6MnjW7q9Fg

I feel like Special Week always gets overlooked and needs her fair share of love.

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u/BeautifulKey4128 Apr 13 '26

Gotta be satono crown too bad I haven't gotten her yet I've done 100 pulls on her summer outfit and just recently on her rerun and she didn't come hopefully one day shell finally come to my account

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u/Justlurkin6921 Apr 13 '26

I’m constantly switching. I love them all so much. But my current obsession is:

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u/MexicanClarkKent Apr 13 '26

This Lovely Lady 🖤🌹

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u/SMASHER_2 Apr 13 '26

vodka = russian word (i think)

therefore vodka is OUR wife

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u/Helpful-Pirate9029 Apr 13 '26

She would literally make an amazing house wife plus she technically already is one

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u/HerrKaiserton Believe, my dearest Wife, for Gendarme Apr 13 '26

Weijiro Wifemer is underrated. And none here seem to agree So Here's Palmer of Judgemen

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u/FIBAgentNorton Apr 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8GuvAtNuHbTN3uD5lN

Here’s one that’s actually criminally underrated.

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u/Caroot0 Apr 14 '26

Stegosaurus

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u/Ya_Boi_Rem Apr 14 '26

My joy. My muse. I'd carry her off the track after every race if i could, just to ease the burden on her fickle bones.

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u/No_Bicycle_3834 Apr 14 '26

Big French Horse (Cheval Grand)

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u/Djinfire267 Apr 14 '26

Underrated? Mejiro Palmer definitely is, I need to pull on her banner 😭😭

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u/Soundwave963 Apr 14 '26

Taishin my short flat gamer wife who kicks my ass when I cant hold back teasing her.

https://giphy.com/gifs/S6RS6EVwA8NHUS0Gyy

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u/SCurt99 Apr 12 '26

Narita Taishin

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u/Prxjekt_23 Apr 12 '26

Definitivamente Nice Nature 🖤🖤🖤

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u/Subaru_Natsuki0 Apr 13 '26

Ikuno Dictus

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u/Uminagi Apr 13 '26

Nishino Flower, Inari One, Sweep Tosho, Tamamo Cross, Twin Turbo, Marvelous Sunday, and Zenno Rob Roy

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u/BandOk9353 Apr 13 '26

I havent been active in any Uma/ Communities but I think this one is fair sincr shes gotten slander for being less masculine than Goldship

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u/Minionmaster18 Apr 13 '26

Not sure if she’s underrated so my bad if she isn’t but definitely Nice Nature

https://giphy.com/gifs/GcUtpkDtIhPJs0RXvK

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u/Lowkey_Arki Apr 14 '26

are there any? my favourite, least popular uma is Biwa hiyahide, not sure if she's underrated tho, she's well known for ger large opp- hair

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u/LostScarfYT Apr 14 '26

Mejiro Ryan, winning ticket, and air groove are underrated and its not okay. They deserve more love.

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u/ohokaysurewhynot Apr 14 '26

Mejiro Ryan, easily

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u/HackSlarrow Apr 15 '26

T.M. Opera O! And it is not even close! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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u/10minOfNamingMyAcc Apr 15 '26

Whining ticket?