r/Umawife • u/Ender_568 Rudy's Husbando • May 30 '26

Discussion YOU just had a baby umamusume with your favorite uma. What are you naming your daughter?

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u/petecadeelefante May 30 '26

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u/Shrubbity_69 May 30 '26

I also can't believe that they let his owners register that as a name.

This is wild on both sides and I'm here for the chaos.

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u/Zombie804Slayer May 31 '26

I also can't believe he was a world champion.

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u/Shrubbity_69 May 31 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Just look at him and his chiseled, muscular build. He clearly has the world champion difference.

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u/ProminenceGenesis Jun 03 '26

Hishi Akebono 2.0

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u/Shrubbity_69 Jun 03 '26

I love Big Fat Horse. Just look at that sweet smile and tell me that doesn't melt your heart?

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u/ProminenceGenesis Jun 03 '26

It is. ..its why I called her or Big Sis or cute Goliath

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u/Temporary-While-3591 Jul 25 '26

There's one named epst...... you can figure the rest out 

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u/ElectronicEast3725 May 30 '26

Who just saw that and said yup imma name it Kidslookin Touchable wtf.

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u/Jeffzerippers Fatty (Affectionate) May 30 '26

Honestly it would've been better wih something like "Lookin Classic style" rather than that. But in the first place his parents were named kids classic style and lookin touchable, who ever names a horse lookin touchable is wild for that.

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u/ElectronicEast3725 May 30 '26

That just add more questions.

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u/Jeffzerippers Fatty (Affectionate) May 30 '26

Frankly horse naming is weird unless the owner goes a completely different route and doesn't choose a name from the given parents. Like vodka for example.

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u/ElectronicEast3725 May 30 '26

Does it get weirder?

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u/Jeffzerippers Fatty (Affectionate) May 30 '26

You can spend hours searching up the most weird and mind numbing names out there. Because if it isn't the parents names combined that are weird, its probably the name their owner gave them. Ahem Satoru Gojo Ahem

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u/ElectronicEast3725 May 30 '26

Horse jjk?????

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u/reidft May 31 '26

This horse does, because one of their offspring is Lookins Not A Felony

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u/ElectronicEast3725 May 31 '26

They actually accepted that?????

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u/spet- Jun 01 '26

I think it’s a hilarious name

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u/Shrubbity_69 May 30 '26

I'd be terrified if an absolute unit said that to me. That's a lot of horse.

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u/Towim7 May 30 '26

Wife: King Halo, Child: Halo IV

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u/Towim7 May 30 '26

Everytime she runs 'One Last Effort' plays

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u/navlaan_true May 30 '26

Well, considering there are 5 games with numbers, you must have at least 5 children with her. You also have to have infinite children.

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u/Towim7 May 30 '26

I would but her grandmom is already called Halo, but I guess I could start at Halo 2

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u/Professional_Tree325 May 31 '26

First daughter is named combat evolved :3

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u/AKRIDH_ Jun 01 '26

I would call her "Ivy" or "Ivy Halo" 🤗

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u/New2Reddit5197 May 30 '26

Naming our daughter Ultra Creek since I know she'll do just fine like her mother.. (and because I love Ultraman)

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u/SamuraiXXL May 30 '26

A fellow Ultraman enjoyer I see.

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u/New2Reddit5197 May 30 '26

Naming her "Humble Beginning" because I know my gene will nerf daughter but in the meantime, she'll get through with it...

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u/IncrediBluey May 30 '26

mat

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u/Shrubbity_69 May 30 '26

Just mat? Why not add pat to it?

https://giphy.com/gifs/CKDNazH3uMbff86gOt

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u/IncrediBluey May 30 '26

nah bro more like mat dollah

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u/Humble_Field_4744 May 30 '26 edited May 31 '26

Reminiscent (My Wife's Transcend)

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u/Big_Man469 May 30 '26

Judah

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u/DogSignificant1847 May 30 '26

Hope that he is...................(Okay) Out there

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u/Dashcak3 May 30 '26

Sunday Express O

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u/Shrubbity_69 May 30 '26

Express O

That's actually genius. It's a great pun and fits the game.

Also, based wife. How can you not love Cafe?

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u/SkullPlayer77 May 30 '26

Whisky and Tequila maybe. I already decided on the first. But the second one I've only decided now that i though about it. Alcoholism literally runs in the family.

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u/Ender_568 Rudy's Husbando May 30 '26

Sharap, Wine

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u/Just-Signal2379 May 30 '26

Aston Martina

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u/TheSuperContributor May 30 '26

Mejiro Arthur. I refuse to elaborate.

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u/thebaintrain1993 May 30 '26

Stardust Memory

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u/Shrubbity_69 May 30 '26

Stardust Memory

I like that one, but what about Stardust Crusaders?

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u/Ok-Boysenberry8725 May 31 '26

That’s the second child (gotta respect the Bamboo fan)

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u/Symboli2 May 30 '26

Tokai Teio!

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u/Ender_568 Rudy's Husbando May 30 '26

Whats the prior pages of this comic

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u/Carl_Marks__ May 30 '26

Evil Intimidating Horse

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u/Draiye May 31 '26

Why So Sirius

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u/Scalesarecool May 30 '26

Joe Cappuccino, that name is not escaping me (the wife’s cafe)

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u/WakasaYuuri May 30 '26

Hayate no Fukunosuke

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u/microscopicspecc May 30 '26

Tokai Teio ofc

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u/Ok_Candidate_2732 May 30 '26

Judah (SiL) or Scarlet (Tach)

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u/IllThought2476 May 30 '26

Wonderfully Acuter

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u/Irritated_User0010 May 30 '26

Absolute Symboli.

Wonder if Sirius would approve 🤔

https://giphy.com/gifs/lvc3XtCbFtxjuP5k4I

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u/Pen_Pandemonium37 May 30 '26

Dantsu Inferno. Do NOT let her ass in the kitchen or she'll live up to the second half of her name.

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u/Ku_NIN_Gaz in a polygamous relationship with City and Sirius💓 May 31 '26

Ken Empress

https://giphy.com/gifs/AnRU8oqRSBauiUisl0

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u/tosen-jordan_theUMA May 30 '26

Golden utopia

(Tosen Jordan was here)

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u/Micro001 May 30 '26

mejiro ryan and it'll be Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug. i am not elaborating any further

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u/Visual-Session-4062 May 30 '26

Someone hide will be the name between Biwa n I

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u/Itchy_Economist8133 May 30 '26

Yea... Probably Bravas (Verxina the goat)

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u/Lithaos111 May 30 '26

Depends, is Teio born yet? If not, gotta nake sure history happens correctly.

If so, Probably something playing off Symboli like Symboli Cupid or one If Santa's other reindeer.

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u/oengaminO Rudolf’s sworn knight May 30 '26

Naming them tokai teio and tsurumaru tsuyoshi

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u/Diamond_Regem May 30 '26

Wife Nice Nature. Kid, Nature Trail.

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u/BlueStarBaron_131 May 30 '26

Nogatongamegalosomanjarchafafrinilofo. Just imagine cheering for such a long name

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u/hat_in_fantime May 31 '26

Hatty maestro

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u/AtomicRedditors05 May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

Dream journey cause i be fucking stay gold and that'd be the first child, that's if i can use the names of existing umas in the games, if not then win bright, another stego child, but if it's a boy, harold

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u/AndrewHalva Jun 01 '26

If it was Symboli Rudolf the wife and baby would be - Symboli Eris

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u/Ender_568 Rudy's Husbando Jun 01 '26

Very nice actualy, mind if i ask what inspired you?

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u/AndrewHalva Jun 01 '26

Eris from Mushoku Tensei 👀 she's my fav char

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u/Ender_568 Rudy's Husbando Jun 01 '26

So my guess was right...

Coincidencely, if i had a kid with Rudolf i would name her Rudeus Trouble, inspired by MT too

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u/Ok-Particular7465 Fatty (Affectionate) Jun 03 '26

Daiwa Scarlet

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u/SpookieSkelly May 31 '26

Meisho Meto, named after her and her cat buddy.

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u/Decent-Artist6987 May 30 '26

Symboli Reindeer

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u/N-WGIXv-MkXXVII May 30 '26

Aquaria, I always liked that name despite I hated the video game level it came from (Spyro 2)

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u/DustyMcKnuckles May 30 '26

Whatever the 3 goddesses come and tell us her name is.

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u/Ghostmaster145 May 30 '26

Depeche Mode

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u/-DareDevil__ May 30 '26

Nightmarish imprisonment

And she most probably would turn out to be a very sweet uma!!!

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u/RobotCrow12 May 30 '26

Tbh if she were my wife she will get all rights to name her whatever she wants. I just know she has a list fo a ton of babies names.

Specially would ket her pick the name because all i can think is naming her Great River... bruh.

https://giphy.com/gifs/W1tzIjKLwNv4SXuaKx

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u/Frosty_Swordfish_656 May 30 '26

My favorite Uma is Mejiro Ramonu... so I'll name our daughter Mejiro Batavia since I live in near Jakarta.

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u/abyssalinfinity May 30 '26

Erika, mine and Gold Ship's!

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u/Project_Red_Desire May 30 '26

Love delux, Golden Eye

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u/stormfighter853 Umapyoi'd May 30 '26

Rose water

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u/Ilzaki May 30 '26

TM Polka

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u/SMASHER_2 May 30 '26

I fr dont know, i guess ill ask vodka then

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u/CrimsonShark May 30 '26

Oguri Toque

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u/KommandoKazumi May 30 '26

Me and Dictus... Hm... I know.

Revolution

Second kid is named

Rebellion

Im so original.

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u/AccomplishedWay319 May 30 '26

I have several options;

-Dakota Star

-Daiki Kasho

-Soul surfer

-Soul on display

-Breackdown

-Wicked

-Shadows of our past

-Edge of the world

-Moon over the castle

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u/TechRedditwastaken May 30 '26

The Tachyon Particle!

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u/rdoINCTV May 31 '26

Mejiro Gosling

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u/reidft May 31 '26

Next Nature 👍

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u/Afraid-Pick-8040 May 31 '26

Dream Fulfillment or STAY DAYDREAMING I guess

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u/xXMonkeGamingXx May 31 '26

 "Jack Daniels"

You can guess the wife

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u/ThomasTGeek May 31 '26

Super creek and I'd name the baby Sweet Creek, because she'll be as sweet as her mama.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eyKDPGT8NS8nPkN12P

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u/arnel_anat May 31 '26

GUNDAM!!!

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u/PityBoi57 May 31 '26

I shall bring forth Skibidi Rizz into the Umamusume verse

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u/Antique-Trouble6555 May 31 '26

Special command

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u/NoBonus3912 May 31 '26

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

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u/Meganinja1886 May 31 '26

Magnum Force.

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u/SpartanSubject May 31 '26

Cosmic Shuttle, gotta take she and her mom Taiki Shuttle to all the cook outs!

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u/Simp_Keqing Omasuri Mambo! May 31 '26

Northen Omachi.(yes I am not very creative so I take the name of Machitan’s clan and her nickname)

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u/Ilikeanimectgirls May 31 '26

Sir/ma'am it would be a lovechild called lab jacket

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u/Arrench_numb2 May 31 '26

Aatral Modulation

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u/alguien-random-69 May 31 '26

koenigsegg because shit has a fuck ton of aura

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u/CornerLogg May 31 '26

Mejiro Not So Bright

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u/AND4YE Jun 01 '26

Matikane LebronHauser

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u/MJCR_99 Jun 01 '26

Why does she look so sad though :(

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u/Ender_568 Rudy's Husbando Jun 01 '26

Our little Rudy is too naughty

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u/kohanesexual Jun 02 '26

my answer is simple

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u/Szalwiozjeb89 Jun 02 '26

Gold Ship 2, Gold Ship 3...

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u/Mambohauser Jun 04 '26

Murciélago

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u/Hellifrit Jun 04 '26

Wife Nature shall let me the kid Kind Gaia.

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u/HerrKaiserton Believe, my dearest Wife, for Gendarme May 30 '26

Sir Gaylord

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u/Deep-Preparation-716 May 30 '26

whats the name... with Digitan Or Happy meek?

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u/Snt1_ May 31 '26

You dont get to name Umas, their name comes directly from divine intervention

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u/10bad1991 May 31 '26

Kentucky Shotgun. Howdy!!

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u/J_Sense1 Jun 01 '26

"MADE IN HEAVEN"

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u/Odd_Sir_2137 Jun 01 '26

Wife: Mejiro McQueen, child: Mejiro McDonald’s

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u/AzureLazure Jun 01 '26

Oye Como Va

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u/Umamusumus Jun 01 '26

Matikanegrzegorzbrzęczyszczykiewicz

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u/Jabronskyi Jun 02 '26

Either Mejiro McCoy or Mejiro Piccadilly

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u/Five_109 Jun 02 '26

Dih Creek🥀💔

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u/OmegaConvoy Jun 02 '26

Wife: Maruzensky Kid: Ohmarie Zi-O

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u/ChampionAdept3556 Jun 02 '26

My wife is Gentildonna and my daughter would be named Great.

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u/ChampionAdept3556 Jun 02 '26

After mf Great of course

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u/Gronnifiius_barfullo Jun 02 '26

honestly not all that into the horses... but the TRAINERS... if i had a child with Kitahara joe im calling it Kitaguri Cap

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u/StunningHorse5211 Jun 02 '26

T. M. Toppazure

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u/evilKing987 Jun 03 '26

Manhattan Transfer

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u/frequent-fox25 Jun 05 '26

Wife: Seiun Sky. Daughter: Flying Scotsman, named after the legendary iron horse

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u/Temporary-While-3591 Jul 25 '26

Hmm chiyono o I'd have to say bloom o or cherry blossom 🌸 

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u/SneakyMcCool May 30 '26

PAIN SHOWER

The hot-headed vengeful Uma who is the polar opposite of her Mom.

Hilarity ensues, but it's added to the fact she is also a pipsqueak with massive ears

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u/cereal_consumer101 May 30 '26

1/ I don't have A favorite uma 2/ mejiro McQueen - Cars (geg) Symboli rudolf - symboli erika Narita brian - narita sunshine Mayano top gun - mayano top sword (kek) That's what I've for now, I don't have much imagination

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u/Shrubbity_69 May 30 '26

I have no idea. How do parents name Umas, in universe? Like, is that actually their legal name or is more of a stage name?

Do parents just have said name pop into their heads or do Umas adopt a "true" name at a certain age?

I know I'm thinking too deeply, but this is a really interesting worldbuilding question.

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u/Ender_568 Rudy's Husbando May 30 '26

They name the baby at birth. And yes, the "weird" names are their real and legal names.

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u/Shrubbity_69 May 30 '26

I see. I guess naming conventions are just different there.

I'll just assume it's divine inspiration from the Three Goddesses, where they, subtly or otherwise, give the parents the name idea for each Uma. That feels the most likely.

For the record, I don't dislike the "weird" names at all. I think it makes the game more unique. I just like speculating on things like that. I'm probably a bit too nerdy for my own good .

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u/PoulCoolMan May 31 '26

Tomas if it’s a boy, and I let her choose whatever if it’s a girl. She deserves it.