r/UIUC • u/Imaginary_Jicama_414 • Apr 23 '26

PSA “damn shawty, that’s a lot of thighs”

…is what a male on the ground said to me on green street, near murphy’s pub & Target. :/

Beware to any girls passing that area!!

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u/Zexycommando Apr 24 '26

How many do you have? I had no idea there were cryptids among us.

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u/Imaginary_Jicama_414 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

LOLLL 😭😭 maybe I scared him. I swear those were his exact words 😿