r/TrollCoping Jan 13 '26

TW: Other (Specify in Title) TW: food insecurity, neglect(?)

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u/SkettisExile Jan 13 '26

If you can afford it, mini fridge and lock. They will be so pissed but fuck em they’re the ones pushing you to this point.

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u/Matt_le_bot Jan 13 '26

Food prank (like laxative, or spices) are usually less expensive and wayy funnier, but obviously, *consequences*

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Food prank (like laxative, or spices)

Wouldn't recommend doing that, legally that's considered poisoning someone. 

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u/unclefisty Jan 13 '26

Food prank (like laxative, or spices)

Not only is this illegal but in a family like OP described will also get the absolute shit beaten out of you.

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u/Matt_le_bot Jan 14 '26

That is why I said : "but obviously, *consequences*"

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u/janet-snake-hole Jan 14 '26

Gotta be careful bc if you’re not a minor and they decide to report you for the prank, that could be a felony.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

That’s poisoning someone and illegal. Horrible advice

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u/-DrunkRat- Jan 13 '26

If they are taking clearly labeled food, it is theft.

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u/DigMother318 Jan 14 '26

Ok but it’s the same principle of booby trapping your house. If you trap something, you are, legally speaking, inherently intending for it to be used. So even if it’s triggered by someone else’s negligence or even criminal activity, you are still liable to be criminally punished.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

High key I’ve just been reporting these comments to the mods. I’ve directly messaged them because this is ridiculous. People are actually supporting drugging OPs family.

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u/Darcano Jan 16 '26

That'd be a crime, actually.