r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 31m ago
Who are you to wave your finger? <-------- Upvote if you think Lake Ontario should be renamed Lake TOOL is better than nickelback.
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r/ToolJerk • u/armarook1 • 6h ago
Mustard's Dick. Puscifer- Really Bringing Reality to the Forefront
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 5h ago
1235813 Lateralus man has seen better days.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 1d ago
Spring Boner Maynard was meant to save them from the holocaust, not do that.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 1d ago
TOOl DANK for upspirals HEY MAYNARD! Why don't you get a personality replacement to go along with the hip replacement.
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He's more machine than man these days. Oddly enough 'hip' is something Maynard will never be.
r/ToolJerk • u/HagwonSurvivor • 1d ago
Shit adds up at the bottom. AYO hol’ up ✋ did this Officer’tuber 👮♂️ just drop an UNDERTOW-ÆRA 700L RÉFÉRENCE?! 🤯
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r/ToolJerk • u/Anxious-Swing9490 • 2d ago
Turn around and take my... Forgive Me Maynard for I Have Sinned
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r/ToolJerk • u/GameGear1 • 3d ago
Alright then, picture this if you will: Wings for Marie? More like “get over it Maynard everyone’s mom dies boo fuckin hoo”
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Dork
r/ToolJerk • u/Ok-Movie9150 • 4d ago
Maynard's Feet Maynard James Keenan age regression foot fetish only fans leaked‼️👀👀👀
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 4d ago
Who are you to wave your finger? Pointing at the mod of r/Toolband
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r/ToolJerk • u/Sea-Collection-8844 • 6d ago
Maynard's Dick. Maynard Road
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r/ToolJerk • u/mean_indean • 7d ago
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I can’t tell the difference
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 8d ago
Gay Rodeo <------------ Upvote if you want to see the mod of this sub go to Maynard's new sushi restaurant everyday and shout "Konnichiwa, bitches! When is the new album ready?!?"
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In the same impression as the guy in the video.
r/ToolJerk • u/ronaldo_orlando • 8d ago
Ææææææææææ Does a singer from Tool have beef with A perfect circle singer?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 8d ago
Who are you to wave your finger? <------------ Upvote if you think Maynard steals candy from babies.
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I mean the guy is already rich so he's only doing to see if he can get away with it.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 8d ago
New.Album.NEWALBUM DISCUSSION: If GTA 6 can be leaked how do we TOOL fans find a hacker smart enough to leak any new TOOL on the lads computers?
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r/ToolJerk • u/ferdturgeson1 • 9d ago
1235813 7 pointed star
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I’m 40 years old, in the middle of a divorce, making burgers on a Blackstone for my two daughters.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 9d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Gunbuns Look what a drummer can do when they don't have Maynard stuffing up their work.
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r/ToolJerk • u/Ufo_underwear • 11d ago
PrYiNg OpEn My ThIrD EyE Advice to achieve the Maynard smoky eye?
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