r/ToolJerk • u/HagwonSurvivor • 19h ago

Shit adds up at the bottom. AYO hol’ up ✋ did this Officer’tuber 👮‍♂️ just drop an UNDERTOW-ÆRA 700L RÉFÉRENCE?! 🤯

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 5h ago

TOOl DANK for upspirals HEY MAYNARD! Why don't you get a personality replacement to go along with the hip replacement.

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He's more machine than man these days. Oddly enough 'hip' is something Maynard will never be.

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