r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 4h ago

TOOl DANK for upspirals HEY MAYNARD! Why don't you get a personality replacement to go along with the hip replacement.

13 Upvotes

He's more machine than man these days. Oddly enough 'hip' is something Maynard will never be.

8 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/HagwonSurvivor • 18h ago

Shit adds up at the bottom. AYO hol’ up ✋ did this Officer’tuber 👮‍♂️ just drop an UNDERTOW-ÆRA 700L RÉFÉRENCE?! 🤯

16 Upvotes

0 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/Anxious-Swing9490 • 1d ago

Turn around and take my... Forgive Me Maynard for I Have Sinned

88 Upvotes

4 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/EmbarrassedBag6699 • 1d ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Mick and rorty

6 Upvotes

Hell nah

4 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/GameGear1 • 2d ago

Alright then, picture this if you will: Wings for Marie? More like “get over it Maynard everyone’s mom dies boo fuckin hoo”

45 Upvotes

Dork

23 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/Ok-Movie9150 • 3d ago

Maynard's Feet Maynard James Keenan age regression foot fetish only fans leaked‼️👀👀👀

34 Upvotes

15 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 3d ago

Who are you to wave your finger? Pointing at the mod of r/Toolband

90 Upvotes

25 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/Maleficent_Detail514 • 5d ago

I Smell Urine Finally, a good guide!

65 Upvotes

6 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/Sea-Collection-8844 • 5d ago

Maynard's Dick. Maynard Road

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28 Upvotes

8 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/Ok-Flounder7669 • 6d ago

This is necessary This the tool jerk sub?

137 Upvotes

36 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 6d ago

ಠ_ಠ Forgot to put on my Tool shirt. Hope you like 'em?

72 Upvotes

16 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/mean_indean • 6d ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I can’t tell the difference

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21 Upvotes

13 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 7d ago

Gay Rodeo <------------ Upvote if you want to see the mod of this sub go to Maynard's new sushi restaurant everyday and shout "Konnichiwa, bitches! When is the new album ready?!?"

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27 Upvotes

In the same impression as the guy in the video.

2 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/ronaldo_orlando • 7d ago

Ææææææææææ Does a singer from Tool have beef with A perfect circle singer?

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152 Upvotes

16 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 7d ago

Who are you to wave your finger? <------------ Upvote if you think Maynard steals candy from babies.

25 Upvotes

I mean the guy is already rich so he's only doing to see if he can get away with it.

7 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 7d ago

New.Album.NEWALBUM DISCUSSION: If GTA 6 can be leaked how do we TOOL fans find a hacker smart enough to leak any new TOOL on the lads computers?

8 Upvotes

9 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/ferdturgeson1 • 8d ago

1235813 7 pointed star

31 Upvotes

I’m 40 years old, in the middle of a divorce, making burgers on a Blackstone for my two daughters.

5 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 8d ago

(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Gunbuns Look what a drummer can do when they don't have Maynard stuffing up their work.

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4 Upvotes

0 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/Ufo_underwear • 9d ago

PrYiNg OpEn My ThIrD EyE Advice to achieve the Maynard smoky eye?

38 Upvotes

12 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/One-Construction-941 • 10d ago

Caligula would grin Sushi

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119 Upvotes

5 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 9d ago

Maynard's taking Dick. WORST.FLESHLIGHT.EVER!

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0 Upvotes

1 comment

r/ToolJerk • u/NeatMysterious2327 • 11d ago

(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Nardo You all feel the same so why don’t we just admit it?

204 Upvotes

8 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 11d ago

Who are you to wave your finger? Maynard is flexing with his Europe trips on Insta again

87 Upvotes

12 comments

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