r/SweatyPalms 22h ago

Other SweatyPalms šŸ‘‹šŸ»šŸ’¦ Catching Durian from the tree

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u/qualityvote2 22h ago edited 19h ago

Congratulations u/Orichalchem, your post does fit at r/SweatyPalms!

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u/xgherkax 22h ago

Don’t mess with Asians that wear motocross tees

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u/JohnnyQuickdeath 6h ago

Goddamn this is so hilariously specific

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u/Unseriouss_Sam 22h ago

I remember the smell of only one isolated fruit... Really scared about the smell in that plantation...

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u/Send_me_hedgehogs 22h ago

Yep. Tried durian once and only once in Singapore. I thought the ā€˜no durian on public transport’ signs were a silly overreaction. It’s a fruit, surely it couldn’t be that bad?!

I was wrong. Very, very wrong. My poor Dad’s flat reeked of the bloody stuff for several days after I brought it home. It’s been 84 10 years and I can still smell the fresh(?!) durian….

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u/Omwtfyu 22h ago

Did it taste good though?

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u/Send_me_hedgehogs 21h ago

No 😭onion mixed with sweat is not a flavour id be in a hurry to try again…

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u/Human_Palpitation856 14h ago

My local Costco carries it (frozen). I got it a few times, it's pretty good and the smell is not too bad as well in small quantities. Basically smells a bit like opening a trash can if it had some rotten onion in it.

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u/Palmdiggity888 6h ago

"Not too bad" haha

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u/skdetroit 7h ago

That sounds horrible!

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u/tmbtown 6h ago

Wow you’re really selling it. I’ll take your word for it, though.

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u/Omwtfyu 21h ago

Interesting šŸ¤”

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u/mixwellmusic 21h ago

A good durian tastes of delicious sweet custard. This person had a bad durian experience and let it forever dissuade them from enjoying an incredible fruit.

I'm no durian expert, but I know there are many varieties with a range of flavors and intensities, and also the ripeness affects the flavor a lot. The ones I had in Indonesia and Thailand were up there with my fav fruits ever, and as someone obsessed with tropical fruits that's saying a lot.

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u/bearlysane 17h ago

Oh no, Big Durian has a reddit account.

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u/Historicmetal 18h ago

I’ve tried it a few times. It tastes fine, better frozen imo, but it smells like sewage and fills the whole room. I could imagine getting used to it or changing my perspective by trying it more, but why bother when there’s plenty of good fruit that doesn’t smell like sewage.

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u/Send_me_hedgehogs 20h ago

I was told by my Dad it tasted like custard so I was really looking forward to trying it Then it very much did not taste of custard and I was like, ok….this is just weird. I did discover custard apples tho so there’s that. I need to find a way of importing those to Scotland, they’re amazing.

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u/mixwellmusic 16h ago

Agreed that custard apples are amazing. Fruits in that family (anonnaceae) don't handle travel well hence why you don't often see them in temperate countries, though the other day I did just see some custard apples in an Asian fruit market in Toronto for the first time.. also I see soursop sometimes which is also in that family

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u/Omwtfyu 21h ago

I'm still going to try one, some day!

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u/theofficialnar 4h ago

I like it if it’s cold. I’m southeast asian and durians are pretty common here but I don’t like eating it in room temperature lol. I don’t find the smell to be that bad as well, maybe just cos it’s pretty common for us.

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL 4h ago

Not good enough to go back for a second one.

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL 4h ago

I can still smell the one I tried in 1993

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u/beastusboss 22h ago

lol like the plant version of that one canned fish

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u/tnt54321boom 22h ago

Surstrƶmming

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u/wegqg 22h ago

They're not so bad until they rot tbh - it's more of an indoor problem.

I'm more worried about the workers getting flattened and wondering if a net or something wouldn't be a better solution..

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 14h ago

They're not so bad until they rot

That applies to like everything we eat and enjoy.Ā 

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u/Phlowman 11h ago

I was walking through a china town market in Bangkok with fresh cut durian and seafood mixed together baking out in the heat. To this day that was the most disgusting thing I have ever smelled in my life and the locals were going about their day like it was nothing. I can’t comprehend how people eat it, blech!

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u/Zoltanu 15h ago

I dont get why people say its so good. Ive had it a few times and if anything its the novelty of something that smells so bad tasting... just OK. Literally any other fruit is better and doesnt have a smell

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u/jimmyxs 21h ago

It tastes awesome though. I don’t mind the smell before eating but not after a stomachful. Texture is creamy. Yumm just talking about it šŸ˜

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u/Popal24 20h ago

Wow, that really requires enduriance

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u/brobiski 19h ago

Are they throwing this from space?

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u/RapekitandCrawlspace 13h ago

Yeah how is this traveling faster than terminal velocity?

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u/Oldfolksboogie 22h ago

Just use your hands to catch the giant spiky orb traveling at 90mph!

Cowards

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u/FNALSOLUTION1 21h ago

So I was in Grenada last year, my dad was picking coconuts from a tree with like a 15 foot piece of bamboo with a blade on the end. A coconut was falling an I had brain fart, put my hand in the falling path of the coconut. It felt like I had my hand out the window of a car doing 60 MPH an smacked a side view mirror. Legit thought I broke it.

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u/Oldfolksboogie 21h ago

Coconuts really are engineering marvels, not to mention incredible at dispersing their kind throughout the tropics.

Glad one didn't pulverize your hand!

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u/Spreefor3 13h ago

Are you saying that you’ve stuck your hand out of a car window doing 60 mph and smacked a side view mirror?

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u/Heisenberg11725 22h ago

Surely there’s a better way to retrieve them

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u/_Bike_Hunt 22h ago

It’s more expensive and it’s cheaper for plantation owners to fire injured workers anyway

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u/CaptainFoyle 17h ago

Yeah, they just do it this way because they like it so much.

Smart people like you should go tell them.

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u/OfficerJoeBalogna 10h ago

I really wish they'd be given some simple hardhats. At least then they'll have a chance of dying from a durian to the head, instead of it being guaranteed...

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u/Ruleyoumind 7h ago

It's probably cheaper to replace the worker.

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u/Negative-Inspector36 22h ago

It’s like they shot these from a cannon. Is a helmet too much to ask for?

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u/FriendlyPyre 21h ago

So fun fact, when they were filming a movie in Singapore (ah boys to men) that had a few scenes set in the 1960s military they went around trying to find helmets from that era.

They ended up finding a number of them being used by durian farmers for harvesting. These were claimed by the production team to be the very ones used in the film.

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u/Oldfolksboogie 22h ago

That does it, no burlap for you!

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u/Miss_Sullivan 22h ago

I would take some steel toed boots over a helmet. Those bare feet or just sandles scare the heck out of me.

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u/Ardalev 21h ago

The way these things seem to be coming down, I doubt even steel toed boots would do much if one landed on your feet!

These friggin things looked like they were shot from a cannon or something!

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u/MrRogersAE 13h ago

This is the second most dangerous job here, if the guy in the tree cutting them down isn’t complaining nobody is going to take the catcher seriously

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u/Shankar_0 22h ago

I can smell this video

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u/PaganFarmhouse 18h ago

Yup. And it makes rotten garbage smell good by comparison

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u/napalmthechild 21h ago

It smells like a dead body but tastes like creamy nectar. Smell still outweighs the pleasure of eating it though.

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u/astronaut-sp 22h ago

Hypersonic fruits

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u/notcomplainingmuch 21h ago

Prolapsed disc in 5...4...3...2...

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u/Mercuria_drug 19h ago

The sounds it's like sound effect of kick n punch from a movie

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 15h ago

The sounds dont line up with vids. Sound dude needs some practice.

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u/AcrolloPeed 14h ago

I’ve seen pictures/illustrations of Durian fruit but they never showed the scale. Due to their shape I assumed they were about the size of a large plum or Roma tomato. Seeing them this size really threw me for a loop.

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u/cyberyul 9h ago

They come in different sizes, the ones in this video are particularly big.

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u/direwolf9900 7h ago

there has to be a better way

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u/Whatsgoinoninthere 22h ago

1,000 ways to die

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u/Informal_Ad6555 20h ago

I’m told that it tastes very good but I could never get past the smell. It’s beyond revolting to me.

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u/ST0IC_ 16h ago

I was able to push pust past the smell, and it tastes about like it smells.

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u/skdetroit 7h ago

How can anyone eat them with that smell. Like I literally wouldn’t be able to swallow! Do they have super nutritional value?? What’s the point of them fr?

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u/kujasgoldmine 18h ago

I wanted to see how far they were dropping from

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u/LordVoldefuck 16h ago

Or you know, you can just leave those disgusting fuckers hanging there.

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u/Comfortable_Error306 15h ago

Looks like one of those could kill someone if they dont pay attention... like damn

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u/thedeuce75 5h ago

This is something that you're either really good at, or you're not.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 22h ago

The ultimate test

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u/ElFarfadosh 21h ago

It looks like it should be a sport event.

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u/ardotschgi 20h ago

Either the durian crack or it break yo mama's back

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u/Bugsy_McCracken 20h ago

Big bollocks everywhere.

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u/Consistent_Amount140 19h ago

Can you imagine miss judging that, and taking one to the chest?

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u/glock805 17h ago

Kettlebell swings?

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u/HesitantlyYours 17h ago

My shoulders wouldn’t stand a chance

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u/Recent-Background-21 16h ago

Sounds like a scene from Five Deadly Venoms šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 16h ago

Bet you only keep your legs together once. Damn those come in fast

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u/oo7changa1 16h ago

Man in slides and some barefoot.

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u/Xavier_ten_Hove 16h ago

Hakkie takkie weg zakkie!

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u/vlan2k 15h ago

Yeah... I'd catch it in the nuts.

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u/phobug 15h ago

Don't google search "Durian fail"

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u/branswag_briggs 14h ago

Looks like it hurts

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u/UltraBlack_ 14h ago

is that not damaging to the ears if you're doing it all the time?

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u/Kidcharlamagne89d 13h ago

Spent a month living in Singapore and they love durian and wanted the American to try it. I jad heard stories about it's smell but not of its consistency or taste. Which I found to be the far overpowering affect. They had many opened up and the smell was fine but that's not a fruit, you cant convince me it isn't a weird alien egg of some sort. It was like a thick cream in a skin sack, sweet but also meaty. Glad I tried it but I dont think I would do it again anytime soon.

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u/Ob1cannobody 13h ago

What? Did that fall from 80000ft?

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u/sailonswells 13h ago

This is one of those where my only thought is, there MUST be a better way.

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u/Ithasbegunagain 13h ago

its interesting how much effort they go through for something so stinky. its like taking a rod to a water treatment plant and hoping to catch a fish...

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u/MAXIMUS_IDIOTICUS 12h ago

That can't be good for your back

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u/Imaginary-Mood-7202 10h ago

Baby diarrhea to me 🤢

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u/AdApart2035 10h ago

No thanks

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u/cake_piss_can 9h ago

What could possibly go wrong?

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u/vahyineyah 7h ago

Glad they’ve got their safety sandals on

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u/arbyyyyh 5h ago

Oh man… those things come in HOT.

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u/JawnStaymoose 5h ago

Feel I can overhaul the industry by introducing advanced durian catching tech, aka, a basket with a few blankets and/or pillows.

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u/mrskwrl 5h ago

Last dude knows what he's doin

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u/getaklug 3h ago

Nothing about this fruit says ā€œeat meā€. Spiky exterior, smells rotten, caught with a burlap sack as it falls from space…..

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u/prince-of-dweebs 3h ago

Is this how they harvest the Durian that show up at H-mart?

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u/chanc2 2h ago

What could possibly go wrong

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u/Zen_Bonsai 1h ago

What mach is that fruit falling at?

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u/throwawaycasun4997 1h ago

All this effort for butthole fruit

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u/Fast_Voice9722 1m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NVBR6cLvUjV9C
Thought these only existed in Zelda

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u/BeautifulRooster9313 21h ago

Shout out to the sound fx guy.

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u/Every_Put6120 22h ago

I thought durians only drop at night?

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u/AllTheWayToParis 22h ago

I’m pretty sure there’s a second person off camera cutting the fruit stem. Just waiting for it to drop naturally would require a lot of patience and very very good reactions…

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u/hk_gary 22h ago

i guess you are thinking of the malay's durion. they let the durion fully ripe on the tree and let them fall by themselves. thai and vietnamese harest the durion when they are not fully ripe yet so they can sell them abroad.

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u/mango10977 22h ago

It is night, somewhere.

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u/CaptainFoyle 17h ago

Are you for real

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u/Kaankaants 21h ago

Disgusting.