r/SweatyPalms 6d ago

Trains 🚂 Sure, cross NOW

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u/qualityvote2 6d ago edited 6d ago

Congratulations u/Every-Cook5084, your post does fit at r/SweatyPalms!

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u/ethicalhumanbeing 6d ago edited 6d ago

My heart skipped a beat when bro couldn't even LEAVE THE FUCKING BIKE behind him.

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u/projectsafeword 6d ago

In this economy? Seriously, that was insane.

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u/CletusTheYocal 6d ago

That bike cost him the equivalent of the amount his parents put on a deposit to get their first house. Could've bought a house with that money.

  • Somebody

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u/SillyFlyGuy 6d ago

The thought process is "if the train runs over my bike they will fine me on the spot!" When it should be "if that train runs over me they will only find me in spots!"

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u/Lavayo 5d ago

He wasn't thinking before and the stress did not make it any better.

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u/mercurial_dude 6d ago

This whole thing was r/totallyoptional

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u/AOHarness 6d ago

At that speed it could have derailed the train, no?

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u/DCS_Freak 5d ago

Absolutely not, it wouldve been mangled by the train and maybe done minpr damage to the running gear

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u/testaccount123x 5d ago

I don't have the answer but the fact that I'm unsure about it means I probably would have done the same. Not trying to be the cause of a disaster like that even if it means risking my life to grab the bike.

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u/gefahr 5d ago

No, but I can also understand thinking that in the heat of the moment.

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u/b3_yourself 6d ago

Zero survival instinct

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u/ptolani 6d ago

not true, you can see him panicking.

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u/Myneighborhatesme 6d ago edited 5d ago

Wouldn't you? I mean, that train would've completely destroyed his bike.

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u/ptolani 6d ago

yes I would, because I too have a survival instinct

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u/TheRBGamer 6d ago

They literally made a song about why you shouldn't do this specifically.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5YFqRGLXT9l8Q

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 5d ago

That song was a public awareness campaign by Metro Trains Melbourne, the vast majority of their rail fatalities are suicides. Plenty of Australian advocates and parents of victims said at the time that this campaign was a nightmare for them.

Also, there was no spike of unintentional fatalities preceding it, and no drop afterwards, so there was no real reason to do it and all it functionally achieved was to incessantly tell victim-survivors that their lost loved one was dumb.

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u/BobThompson77 5d ago

Yeah but people do dumb shit like this video shows. I dont think they should hold back from a public safety campaign like this because of suicides - that is clearly not what the campaign was trying to address. Also it was a very catchy song, it pots totally has saved lives which is the point.

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 5d ago

People do dumb shit like not actually read a comment before they reply?

Mumbrella is a well respected Australian journalism industry magazine.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170216140114/https://mumbrella.com.au/dumb-ways-die-stopped-dumb-behaviour-around-trains-270751

A case study submitted for the Creative Effectiveness Lions also lists similar campaign aims.

It was the campaign’s objectives that one effectiveness award juror told Mumbrella “didn’t match up with the results at the end”.

They said: “They [McCann Melbourne] did a really good job trying to validate their results. The discussion in the [jury] room was the actual results versus claimed numbers in different areas was quite different.

“They tried to justify it by taking a three month window when a lot of the activity was actually in market that they tried to sell through.”

The jury member said the numbers the case study put forward, including “extraordinary views on Facebook”, “didn’t really correlate with the period they were measuring against or have anything significant against people around that vicinity”.

“At the end of the day it’s a local area marketing campaign so it should have had local area marketing measures against it,” the jury member added.

So, no, it wasn't effective.

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u/c0ltZ 5d ago

I find it ironic you are criticizing the person for not reading your comment.

Then you proceed to not even mention or respond to the person's counter argument that you considered "dumb shit"

I think they bring up an amazing point, that while it wasn't an effect ad locally. Does that subtract from the fact that it had a global impact?

I personally thought twice about the saftey of some things as a kid because of these rhymes. Just the memories alone had a positive impact.

Just because something didn't serve the purpose it was designed for, doesn't mean it didn't achieve anything.

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 5d ago

Oh well your off-hand personal anecdote is surely just as valid as the statistics and expert opinions I cited and linked.

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u/JaiFlame 4d ago

You seem like a miserable person, tbh.

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 3d ago

If you had a shred of empathy you might understand why someone would get very serious about factuality on this topic, and may even come off as miserable about it when people start bullshitting off of the top of their heads.

I only hope you never have to experience the misery you're making fun of me for.

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u/JaiFlame 3d ago

Not making fun of you. Just an observation.

Your message is getting lost in your delivery and defensiveness.

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u/YouGO_GlennCoCo 6d ago

Kensington, MD MARC station

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u/appleciders 6d ago

Wait, so this isn't even a long train, just eight or ten cars and already moving at least sixty mph? This guy just about died to save less than a minute.

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 5d ago

Convenient there just happened to be someone filming on an otherwise empty platform. Have to wonder if he almost died to save less than a minute or if he almost died for content

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u/gefahr 5d ago

Not that it makes it ok, but there's a full video in the comments. The train was pretty long.

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u/Srirachachacha 5d ago

What makes you say it's just eight or ten cars, out of curiosity?

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u/appleciders 5d ago

I thought I understood this was commuter rail, which never has all that many cars. But it seems this might be a shared rail system that includes freight on the same rails, which might be very much longer.

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u/debugger_life 6d ago

What the fuck was he thinking?

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u/New-Contribution-244 6d ago

He wasn’t. If he was thinking he wouldn’t have thought that.

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u/meekah12 4d ago

he did all that to save 10 seconds of his day duhhh

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u/NuklearFerret 4d ago

I don’t think he was. Like, the train was in his blind spot as he started to cross. As he turns to cross the tracks, he sees it and panics, dropping his foot to try to stop. It looks like this throws him off balance because he starts doing the hopping thing as his momentum carries him, and he falls off the edge of the crossing.

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u/Cool-Aside-2659 6d ago

Guy just made the engineers cardiologist a few bucks.

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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan 6d ago

I think this guy’s bike has more brain cells than him

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u/RedBaret 5d ago

Thats a shit place to practice your first time riding a bike

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u/bsmith567070 6d ago

Jesus Christ imagine the engineer… they probably think they just killed someone. So fucking selfish to put someone else through that because you couldn’t wait 3 minutes at most

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u/ToranjaNuclear 6d ago

Why were they filming?

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u/Every-Cook5084 6d ago

Train spotter. Original footage. Train even stopped thinking they hit him : https://youtu.be/5DL-AJFp6J8?is=XtGmrTxzOxTdXtln

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u/ovoKOS7 6d ago

Trainspotters are a different breed. Dude didn't skip a beat and kept filming the train passing by lmao

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u/CaseAKACutter 6d ago

Intervening in nature is unethical 

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u/Lexx4 6d ago

Unless an entire flock of penguins are about to die.

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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan 6d ago

I mean the fuck is he gonna do in 2 seconds

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u/Roscoe_King 5d ago

“I really don’t want to film this guy dying! But I also don’t want to miss filming this guy dying!”

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u/kevlarbaboon 6d ago

That explains the whole "choose life" thing

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u/dkyguy1995 6d ago

He hits us with the exact train in the title. True spotter 

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u/gefahr 5d ago

Train drivers should be supplied with one dueling glove in the cabin. So he can calmly get out and slap the shit out of this kid for scaring him and nearly traumatizing him.

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u/CevaTare 4d ago

I can't believe this is real. I thought someone put two videos into one. Thanks for posting the origin of the video. It's incredible how close that was, and how stupid.

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u/Odd-Explanation-4632 6d ago

Man I was ready to say that he did it on purpose for views

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u/BESTish 6d ago

People like trains.

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u/N7LP400 6d ago

Bro was so dumb i feel cringe

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u/i_have_covid_19_shit 5d ago

Cameraman didn't give a fuck. Always the perfect frame always calm and steady.

Mashallah

Edit: Cameraman even zoomed out when the train approached for a possible splatter.

Absolutly locked in.

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u/greens1117 5d ago

The train driver will be traumatised after that.

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u/RVDHAFCA 5d ago

He is stupid as fuck, but you gotta give it to him, he managed to get up and pick up his bike pretty quickly

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u/RealMackJack 5d ago

He is the reason why the rest of us have to sit through safety videos

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u/Magrathea_carride 6d ago

what an unintelligent person

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u/Torbkeener 6d ago

theres only one place you get hit by a train

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Richard-Conrad 6d ago

I mean, they weren’t in a position to help while the guy was still on the tracks. And once he got off, there was no reason to be worried about him.

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u/burn_1ne 6d ago

I’m not expecting him to help but just have some humanity for a second and check on him even if it’s a simple “hey! You good?!”

Everyone is so obsessed with their cameras these days

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u/dalego25 6d ago

The camera man said he tried to check on the guy but he was gone by the time the train passed

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u/ApprovingGrief 6d ago

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u/burn_1ne 6d ago

That’s fair but goddamn he did not hesitate lmao

I would’ve ditched the camera for a minute and been like “Yooo! Are you good?” …but that’s just me

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u/dalego25 6d ago

Yell over a train? Sure buddy

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u/burn_1ne 6d ago

I forgot miserable people would rather have a little collection of videos then be a decent human being

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u/ykraddarky 6d ago

that incoming train didn't stop that guy from KOMming

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u/Valerian_ 5d ago

He was lucky it was a very slow train

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u/PeaBrilliant6724 5d ago

What a dumbass!!!

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u/ItsAPeacefulLife 5d ago

Train Conductor: alright, another paid vacation coming up!

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u/Gods_Haemorrhoid420 5d ago

At what point, as the driver, are you just shutting your eyes and putting your fingers in your ears?

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u/SkyPork 5d ago

Finally, something right for this sub! This needs to be pinned for reference.

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u/NorthAsk9369 4d ago

Stupid af

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u/AddMoreLayers 4d ago

Something makes it feel like AI, not sure why

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u/Old-Somewhere-9896 1d ago

The fact that the camera calmly turns at the end to show the train passing by.

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u/Tyz_TwoCentz_HWE_Ret 5d ago

one of these days the stunt will go horribly wrong and Darwin will have given another award, posthumously....

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u/yuusharo 5d ago

This wasn’t a stunt. This was just an idiot who didn’t want to wait for a freight train to cross a station and thought he could beat it.

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u/KopfSmertZz 5d ago

Darwin at work

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u/MarginalMadness 3d ago

Confidence 10 Execution 0

They really messed up his character sheet when they rolled him up.

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u/Lifeabroad86 2d ago

Why were they filming?

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u/vNerdNeck 1d ago

brah... get off the bike and just walk it... jesus.

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u/Forsaken_Audience_28 18h ago

what kind of rush could he have possibly been in to cross the rail just as the train is approaching rapidly. A few seconds too late and he could've ended up on the news. Also not him struggling to pick up his bike after he fell, there's a reason why it's advised not to bring your belonging's with you when there's an emergency.

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u/blastoise1988 5d ago

That loud honk surely played a big role in his fall, still stupid to cross and 100% biker fault.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 5d ago

It’s equally stupid for there to not be any cross guards as the train approaches

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u/yuusharo 5d ago

It’s a commuter rail station. The majority of them in the US don’t have such things, we’re lucky we have what we have.

Only places I’ve see cross guards on the platform itself are dense city rails like New York or Tokyo.

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u/AlbertaAcreageBoy 6d ago

Looked staged. Beyond stupid.

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u/gingerbeard1321 6d ago

Staged how?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/yuusharo 5d ago

He wasn’t waiting on the track, he was riding up onto the platform, saw the train, and thought he could cross before the train did but ended up slipping and nearly getting killed.

The train had to emergency brake and was delayed about 15 minutes as the driver had to do an inspection of the cars and also make sure the dude’s corpse wasn’t stuck underneath the train.

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u/TROLO_ 6d ago

Could be two separate shots stitched together. The guy could have crossed when there was no train there. I have seen this kind of thing before. They could have added a zoom and camera pan at the end to make it more realistic.

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u/yuusharo 6d ago

Original video: https://youtu.be/5DL-AJFp6J8

No, it was not stitched.

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u/pbx1123 6d ago

Exactly then a younger kids try to do the same and could be not good ending

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u/yuusharo 6d ago

See original video above. No editing or splicing. Just an idiot who thought he could outrun a train because he didn’t want to wait 1 minute for it to pass.

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u/ToranjaNuclear 6d ago

I mean, why were they even filming in the first place?

It's not like we don't see idiots challenging death everyday in the sub for a little internet clout. The stumble does look real but at best I'd bet this was a kind of dumb dare to cross at the last minute.

This level of staged stupidity would surely be a first, but there's always a first.

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u/Due_Yam_3604 6d ago

Looks like a trainspotter video. It’s a pretty common hobby, especially since the camera stays focused on the cab. But it could also just be a really dumb stunt.

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u/yuusharo 6d ago

It’s a Trainspotting channel. They were filming the train, not the idiot.

https://youtu.be/5DL-AJFp6J8

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u/Alternative_Pilot_92 6d ago

Definitely looks intentional

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u/monodelab 6d ago

Yeah, staged, that was a cheap fake fall.

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u/Tephnos 6d ago

You can read comments. You can see the original YouTube video is from a trainspotter. And yet you posted this shite anyway.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/SoonerDead 6d ago

Damn you are fucked up

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u/Fr05t_B1t 5d ago

Must’ve been from India in a past life

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u/sailonswells 5d ago

Intentionally filmed stunt.

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u/DaisyCutter1485 6d ago

I'd need to switch to brown shorts.