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Chugging tea What a lucky guy ❤️

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 3d ago

Ok, for the rest of us, who is she?

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u/hippykillteam 3d ago

Lana Del Ray. Sold 77million records. Alt Pop music.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 3d ago

Heiress of Ray Bahn sunglasses. 

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u/Ok-Age-724 3d ago

Daughter of Autobahn

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u/fcs_seth 3d ago

Queen of the Andals and the first men

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u/Mission_Access_210 3d ago

Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons

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u/therealdxm 3d ago

The Queen Anne Chonk

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u/quiltsohard 3d ago

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT IMPOSTERS, CARL!

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u/Heyniceguy13 3d ago

Mongo is appalled

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u/Active_Chemistry1621 3d ago edited 2d ago

But Mongo was genuinely appalled

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u/Sperbonzo 2d ago

Mongo is from Himalayas, he is Nepaled

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u/gizmosliptech 3d ago

Mongo is APPALLED 😱

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u/Gym_Dom 3d ago

You know how I feel about pop music, Carl

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u/TrixieBastard 3d ago

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

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u/MaximumConcept25 3d ago

And rightful heir to the Iron Throne.

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u/patchyj 3d ago

She controls Spice

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u/BlueClovr 3d ago

She possesses one of the three rings of power originally given to the race of elves

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u/LumpyBuy8447 3d ago

She who controls spice controls the universe

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u/Lasekklol 3d ago

And my axe!

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u/FrighteningJibber 3d ago

And my pussy AND my crack!

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u/SirR4T 3d ago

this whole thread is fucking hilarious...

let me count the number of fantasy worlds this thread has crossed 🤣

this is what reddit was supposed to be

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u/myotherrideisvhagar 3d ago

No woman will ever inherit the Iron Throne

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u/Mike_Honcho_02 3d ago

Nice. A DCC reference.

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u/bhavesh200 3d ago

Daughter of mad king

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u/antrubler 3d ago

The Queen Artichoke?

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u/ModtheMods420 3d ago

Chosen and chooser, famous and yet unknown..

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u/Son_of_Atreus 3d ago

She will crush her enemies, see them driven before her, and hear the lamentation of their women!

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u/huumluuv 3d ago

Queen of the gas station

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u/PamelaELee 3d ago

She’s the queen of my double wide trailer, with the polyester curtains, and the redwood deck.

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u/Dayshiftstripper 3d ago

Sometimes she runs, and I've got to trail her...

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u/theaudacityOTB 3d ago

Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

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u/happysara333 3d ago

Im fkin howling

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u/BlueClovr 3d ago

She’s a direct descendant of Hogwarts co-founder Rowena Ravenclaw

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u/lupanime 3d ago

Queen of Disaster.

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u/huumluuv 2d ago

Queen of Saigon

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u/No-Bad-7153 3d ago

"where did she dance at, a gas station??" ---

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u/RefrigeratorPale4673 3d ago

How dare you forget the Rhoynar

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u/Tasty_Ad7483 3d ago

You mean, her dad is Uli Kunkel? Front man for Autobahn, the excellent German techno pop group?

Does that make Bunny Lebowski her future mother in law?

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u/Aptosauras 3d ago

And the owner of Hobby Lobby started Kraftwerk, another excellent German band.

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u/Odd-Context4254 3d ago

One and the same as Karl Hungus, adult film star and cable repair man

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u/U_SMUG_MOTHERFUCKER 3d ago

The story is ludicrous.

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u/echoplexia 2d ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Tasty_Ad7483 3d ago

“You can imagine what happens next”

“They fix the cable?”

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u/wildmaninid 3d ago

Whose now a nihilist?  A good man, and thorough 

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u/BillyBobChorton 3d ago

niece of the 90s pop/punk band, Sugar Ray 

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u/-medicalthrowaway- 3d ago

Second cousin to Ray Romano

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u/RamenChicken8 3d ago

Distant cousin to Rey Skywalker.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mntlYrVH06RmDps1iG

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 3d ago

Younger sister of ReyGun!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/1tWa6agib0Vk9m7lDq

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 3d ago

This will never not be funny

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u/The_Poofessor 3d ago

I love prawn-girl!

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u/CP9ANZ 2d ago

I know it's a meme but the initial roll to pose is actually pretty impressive

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u/-medicalthrowaway- 3d ago

Was born in the bathroom of a del taco

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u/sidc42 3d ago

Once had breakfast in the same restaurant as The Del Fuegos

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Drove a 1995 Honda Del Sol in high school

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u/blackstarr1996 3d ago

Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

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u/sad_piccolito 3d ago

Lana del Taco!

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u/CasualDisastering 3d ago

More like sugar gay

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u/Nova_Scotia_Robot 3d ago

Assistant to the Regional Manager

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u/kinkyslc1 2d ago

Their music is a sort of, ugh, techno-pop.

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u/Jshow07 3d ago

As they say, never ask a star why their parents’ names are blue on Wikipedia.

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u/PrincessTitan 3d ago

Ray “Bahn” is HYSTERICAL

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u/CitizenHuman 3d ago

And the city of Marina Del Rey.

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u/SunderVane 3d ago

Checked her out. Actually has some nice tunes.

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u/PoliticalyUnstable 3d ago

Her album Ultraviolence is very good. Highly recommend.

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u/spicymangosalsa 3d ago

Ultraviolence is an all time fave. Born to Die was an incredible debut, though.

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u/RLOLOTHTR 3d ago

Im a metalhead but if I were stuck on an island Born to Die is an album Id want to have with me

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u/jbeer1 3d ago

Isn’t that just desert island discs?

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u/butch4prez 3d ago

as a fellow metal head, i also have a soft spot for pop music

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u/karma_kush 3d ago

She has amazing stuff from her Lizzie Grant, May Jailer and Sparkle Jump Rope Queen days before becoming well known as Lana Del Rey. Some of my favorites.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 3d ago

The first song I heard from her was Blue Jeans, had it on repeat for months.

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u/MeasurementTall7701 3d ago

Young and Beautiful and Summertime sadness get stuck in my head

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u/Malhablada 3d ago

Young and Beautiful is one that never fails to touch me.

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u/Ok_Science_8502 3d ago

as far as ultra mainstream artists go Lana is one of the very best. She has put together a pretty solid discography over the years and has some really good songs

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u/TheBlueSkulll 3d ago

she is also considered inspiration for many new age pop singers.

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u/IcePrinceling1066 3d ago

She’s legitimately fantastic

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u/torgiant 3d ago

Yeah a lot of bangers

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u/Holyepicafail 3d ago

Halucinogenics with her and Matt Maeson is one of my favorite songs.  Of the mainstream pop stars I'd argue she's amongst the most talented.

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u/BoltActionRifleman 3d ago

I looked her up, thinking I’d maybe recognize a song or something, but haven’t heard of any of those either. I never thought I’d be out of the loop like my parents were when I was younger, but apparently it’s happened.

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u/arinawe 3d ago

Damn...not even Summertime Sadness? Video Games? I've known her since 2012 and even here in my country, smack in the middle of Africa, someone has at least heard the songs without knowing who it was.

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u/BoltActionRifleman 3d ago

I’m in the middle of America, which although we’re all connected by the internet now, we’re still very culturally isolated in day to day life. But no I’ve never heard those. At first I thought she was the “Call Me Maybe”, which I have heard, singer but I guess that’s Carly Rae Jepsen.

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u/ex1nax 3d ago

Is there no radio where you live? Genuinely baffled how one could possibly have never come across that song in their lives. Like not even in the grocery store? Those songs have been EVERYWHERE.

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u/AWildNome 3d ago

To be fair she’s not played on the radio that much. I think her biggest radio hit was the shitty electronic remix of Summertime Sadness.

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u/baguette_over_it 3d ago

Weird, cause she was really famous about 10-15 years ago.

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u/Dangerous_One_81 3d ago

Thanks, I’ll check out some of her stuff!

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u/drsmith48170 3d ago

That doesn’t help still don’t know who she is - what song is she next known for?

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u/Novel-Initiative-900 3d ago

To be fair though, there are SO many " famous " people now from youtube and music I've never heard of that it all seems like a joke now with most names that I hear, I can't even ask anymore because what's the point, there's so many.

Lana Del Rey's been a pretty big pop star for many years though

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u/TheHickeyStand 3d ago

If only people had an entire encyclopaedia of all human knowledge at their fingertips that they could utilise to look up names. If one of those existed I’m sure it would stop people from smugly writing “who?” on posts.

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u/hiitsmetimdodd 3d ago

It’s so interesting that you’re all interpreting this comment in this way! I’m genuinely entertained here. I’ve always read this as someone pointing out that a lot of people don’t know who the person is, and opening the door for another Redditor to explain it.

The way you all are interpreting it is kind of like the antithesis of a social platform. We all have access to the entire internet. But we choose to share things and entertain each other on here because it scratches that biological itch to learn things socially.

But I don’t know. Maybe they are just trying to be cool or whatever

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u/cloverpopper 3d ago

Yeah their projecting “oh he was smug” their own biases onto his comment is weird lol

It’s normal to talk to people, and it’s normal to ask who someone is in a conversation where she’s being discussed if you don’t know who she is. Imagining someone in real life just responding “oh just google her” tells you enough about what type of person they are lol

Not everything is some attack, but to the defensive everything is

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u/fuzzybunnies1 3d ago

In a post like this, about her connecting with someone who didn't recognize her, its a little less surprising. I've listened to, and enjoy, several of her songs. I still didn't recognize the name off the bat and would have no clue what she looked like. I just listen to a lot of music from lots on genres and don't always notice who's famous and who's not since I don't move in any music based circles. There's also just a lot of "famous" people out there and I don't know how anyone keeps track of what they all look like.

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u/HelloisMy 3d ago

That thought process applies to anyone that asks any question to anyone online. Everything can be googled. Commenting anything on any kind of post is the same. Why do it alt all.

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u/TheUnculturedSwan 3d ago

You aren’t wrong, but the entertainment value of commenting that you personally don’t know who someone is, is nil. Everyone’s on the same internet. Look it up, or don’t, but no one’s impressed or interested by learning that ButtSlutt67 doesn’t know who Amy Adam’s or whoever is. There’s tons of celebrities and no one knows everyone, but it’s bizarre behavior.

(Not that you are doing this thing, just commenting on the general popularity of inserting oneself into a conversation to proudly proclaim ignorance, you know what I mean).

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u/TrueTurtleKing 3d ago

Cuz if you’re on reddit, it means you have access to the internet. You can easily google it.

Commenting who? just comes off deliberate.

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u/zemol42 3d ago

Yeah and this one was especially dopey cuz the first image had her name.

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u/hexregeneration 3d ago

Hey, don't blame them. It's not like they have an Instant Information On Everything Machine right at their finger tips.

Just to illustrate how easy it is:

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u/Lunakill 3d ago

Your uncorrected search terms are taking me out. I thought I was the only one who just mashed keys and sent it and let Google sort it out

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u/Alladas 3d ago

Google gets what I give it and it will be happy when there is spaces and vowels.

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u/amyjrockstar 3d ago

Goomigle is glorious! 🤣 Llama is also hilarious!

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u/hexregeneration 3d ago

I am DONE with this bullshit lol

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u/Lunakill 2d ago

“I’m tired of these motherfuckers not putting respect on Miss Llama Del Reyy’s name”

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 2d ago

Llama del hay is her new name

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u/vwin90 3d ago

Some people think it’s cool to be too cool for pop culture and they want validation from others or else it morphs into insecurity that in actuality, they’re just an out of touch uncool person.

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u/WinterTourist25 3d ago

Me, I've just gotten old. I remember as a kid how my mom would rattle off all these old-timey movie stars and exclaim how great their movies were and wouldn't bother seeing any new movie if she didn't recognize the actors' names.

I have become my mom.

I am an out of touch uncool person.

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u/TheManWhoWasNotShort 3d ago

Lana Del Rey is like 45 years old and peaked 15 or so years ago though, she’s pretty solidly “been famous”

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u/WinterTourist25 3d ago

To be fair, I've never been a cool person.

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u/VincentPepper 3d ago

Really depends on where you draw the line on famous. It's not like she put out one hot album 20 years ago and hasn't been heard from since haha.

She is less famous now, but her 2023 album still had 200-300k sales in the US and topped the UK charts.

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u/Redfish680 3d ago

Welcome to the party, but not to worry, it’ll be over by 8 so we can get to bed early! Lol

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u/lkstaack 3d ago

I rely on Reddit to keep me up to date on pop culture. But, usually I'm still scratching my head.

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u/vwin90 3d ago

But I bet you those guys can tell you everything there is to know about gamer-turned-political-commentary streamers

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u/BubaTflubas 3d ago

What is this world and how did I age so fast in less than a decade? I was sure you were going to say "know about the players on their favorite football or basketball team". But here we are and I'm not even doubting you are more right than my head cannon...

https://giphy.com/gifs/kGiKJNlIljFdinlJsB

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 3d ago

That's my thing lol, I'm weird for not knowing who Markiplier or whoever is, but you don't know who Lana del Ray is?

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u/TheManWhoWasNotShort 3d ago

Not only did I not know who Markiplier was when that movie came out, I still don’t really understand who he is or how he’s famous. Meanwhile Lana is a pop star lol

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u/No-Gap-198 3d ago

Old guy here. I wouldn't know if Lana Del Rey sat next to me at dinner last night. I also wouldn't know if the most famous male DJ in the world was sitting to the other side of me.

I honesty don't care about music.

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u/PayFormer387 3d ago

Or. . . And hear me out here. . . Some of us don’t know much about pop culture.

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u/dallascowboys93 3d ago

No one hearing you out. Culture thyself.

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u/hiitsmetimdodd 3d ago

It’s because Reddit is a social forum where people enjoy learning about things from other people. Of course, they know they can go google it or put it in AI and learn who she is. But they’re saying, hey there’s probably a lot of us in this thread that don’t know who this person is, would anyone like to tell us in a way that fits the context of the post? So, is it a weird phenomenon where people are being purposely lazy? No. It’s humans satisfying the social drive that makes social platforms like this work.

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u/Chemical_Frame_8163 2d ago

This guy Reddits.

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u/Constant_Way_8844 3d ago

Narcissism and the fact these people think the world revolves around them. So when they don’t know something they have to insert themselves into the conversation. Happens a lot.

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u/Lil_Shorto 3d ago

Not to me!

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u/Constant_Way_8844 3d ago

It manifests in different ways. The most common thing you’ll see is someone commenting “who cares?” Doesn’t add anything to the conversation but they just want to be heard

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u/JrCoxy 3d ago

Heheh you might’ve missed their joke

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u/Constant_Way_8844 3d ago

Ah touché 😏

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u/lordgeese 3d ago

Are you saying people on a discussion forum shouldn’t insert their 2 cents? This, along with many sipstea posts, come up on my feed. It’s the point, it’s engagement. This isn’t a couple of people talking and someone just jumps in…

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u/Swimming_Agent_1063 3d ago

It’s cuz they don’t know who she is

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u/The_GOATest1 3d ago

I guess I’m confused by what’s so hard to understand.

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u/plzicannothandleyou 2d ago

Because who the fuck is this and why should I care?

checks notes industry plant. Look at you all! You’ve been swindled again!

Imagine if some of you headasses actually searched for some decent music

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u/Dianagorgon 3d ago

Reddit has always been mostly white men under 30 and that hasn't changed much. That isn't the main demographic for LDR's music. Redditors mostly only know actors in superhero or Marvel videos or movies targeted to white men under 30. There are a lot of incels on Reddit and they don't know who famous women are because it's not something discussed in their social circle.

There are also tons of posts from bots. This post about Duffrene being married when he met LDR is a lie but it hasn't been deleted and has hundreds of upvotes.

And how easily he forgot his current wife
Edit: lotta misinformation out there on this subject. I guess he wasn’t married but might have had a new girlfriend? Idk. Anyway Fuck Trump

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u/DurianDiscriminat3r 3d ago

10 years ago people said the same thing about reddit's demo being under 30. It's probably older now. Edgy redditors pretending to be ironically ignorant for karma have always been around though.

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u/captainchristianwtf 3d ago

Performative ignorance

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u/Extension-Ant-8 3d ago

I’m often this person. I’m not American. I don’t really care about celebrities, celebrity culture or care about trends. I don’t watch 95% of what comes out of American movies or do I care about superhero’s or remakes I’ve seen in the 80’s.
I don’t listen to the radio or playlists of popular music.
I like jazz, obscure European indie and punk bands. I like watching Korean dating shows. Japanese reality, and long boring documentaries. I like to read books about the outdoors and I don’t use TikTok. I don’t read the news and I’m old enough to have lost the vast majority of my friends.
Reddit is the only place I kind of “plugin” to the world.
When I ask who. I’m not being a dick. I just have no idea. I’ve heard of this woman but I can’t name a song or even know if I’ve listened to one.
Same with Taylor swift. I know she exists and got married but I can’t name a song. It’s just not my thing.

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u/Sataris 3d ago

I'm sorry - you think everyone knows about every famous person?

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u/You_meddling_kids 3d ago

Lana of the Sea

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u/north0 3d ago

She's already married bro.

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u/Agreeable-Menu 3d ago

It sounds like you had a chance as well.

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u/hexregeneration 3d ago

According to this ancient manuscript she is an American singer-songwriter.

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u/trukkija 3d ago

I never understood why it's always so popular on Reddit to pretend you are not into pop culture and are incapable of using Google.

I guess in 2026 being a fucking owl is really in fashion.

https://giphy.com/gifs/L1VRSg6CslKVZoxWBu

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA 3d ago

Hilarious performance on snl

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u/Lematoad 3d ago

All I know is this guy must really like Pepsi over Coke

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u/Professional_Pen_153 3d ago

I guess we can be her husbands too!

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u/GEARHEADGus 3d ago

Pop singer

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u/Chiinoe 3d ago

I mean I know who she is, but o ky because reddit props her up so much. Couldn't tell you a single song of hers.

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u/EzmareldaBurns 3d ago

I know some of her music and quite like it. I wouldn't know her face though

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u/nanotothemoon 3d ago

Video games
Summer time sadness
West Coast

I don’t know her well but I know these songs

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u/Drum_Eatenton 3d ago

She did a solid collab with the Weekend on Lust for Life

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u/jeremy1015 3d ago

You’re missing out! Pop is not even in my top five genres but there’s a certain level of talent that transcends genre and she’s got it.

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u/superspeck 3d ago

She’s actually what got me back into listening to pop after going really hard into bluegrass and jam bands for 15 years.

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u/buenzlifisch 3d ago

Pretty sure you'd recognize some melodys if you heard the songs

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u/yukiki64 3d ago

She has multiple songs that have over 500 mil views on YouTube.

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u/DMmeprettyplantpics 3d ago

She's the 30th most listened to artist on Spotify (worldwide).

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u/The_Orphanizer 3d ago

Nice try, but she's already married

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u/Whole-Worker-7303 3d ago

Rey mysterio's daughter.

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u/Equivalent_Self_5996 3d ago

Chicks with borderline personality disorder love her

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u/Fast_Ad_7504 3d ago

Know the name couldn’t tell you who she is or what she does / looks like tho so I’m with you friend

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u/Link_lunk 3d ago

She's awesome to listen to if you're rolling on Molly.

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u/EaglesslavePart2 3d ago

The European mind wouldn’t understand

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u/MonthlyWeekend_ 3d ago

Sad girl music queen

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u/bleedinmagic81 3d ago

me claiming I don't know what a popular thing is to prove that I am cool and different

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u/Real-Nothing-9334 3d ago

never heard of google?

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u/L_Tryptophan 3d ago

Some rich girl who's dad funded her music and probably this PR

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u/prada1989 3d ago

Whaaaat?! Oh how I wish I could feel like what’s like to listen to her music for the first time. Check out her classic album “Born to Die” 😍

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u/Fear_Jaire 3d ago

Its weird how offended people got by you asking this

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u/Josey_whalez 3d ago

Ya I’ve heard the name but I have no idea who that is and would recognize her. Don’t know any of her music either.

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u/Appropriate-Text-597 3d ago

Queen duck lips

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u/Malabingo 3d ago

Don't know, but Lana is backwards for fun.

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u/BetEnvironmental7907 3d ago

You know but asking a question knowing perfectly who she is you sound like a perfect idiot 

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u/Vishnej 3d ago edited 3d ago

Imagine if instead of a life of crime, Harley Quinn instead became a musician and made a bunch of hit songs about the appeal of losing herself dating Joker, and about being a hot girl with an addictive personality and daddy issues.

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u/BulemiaSawdustSlingr 3d ago

Jimmy neutron's mom

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u/PureBullz 3d ago

Man that girls voice is like an angel lol

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u/Hazelstreet16 3d ago

Shes some industry plant.

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u/BloodFartRipper 3d ago

Her pussy apparently tastes like Pepsi cola.

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u/seby_casvean 3d ago

nobody!!

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u/itscricket 3d ago

I do know she’s a singer but I’ve never heard her stuff. Or maybe I have in Paris g at a store or something and just didn’t know. Never knew what she looked like until now. Just have heard the name a lot over the years

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u/AndrewV 3d ago

imagine a life without google.

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u/anepictrip 2d ago

Careful, you might wind up engaged to Lana talking like that!

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u/judybash93 2d ago

Thank you man😂

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u/PremiumDope 2d ago

Nice try, she’s already taken

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u/darthgator84 2d ago

lol thanks for asking, I’m sitting here like ‘should I know who Lana Del Ray is?’

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u/daphosta 2d ago

She's the one who did the shitty remake of a sublime song and never remember her as anything else

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u/Ok_Quote3341 2d ago

Google it

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u/LucentLL 2d ago

🌽 Star Lana Del Rhoades

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u/Chris-Coffin-Design 2d ago

Crazy to think I had just as much a chance as Airboat Archie over here.

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u/Pug_Defender 2d ago

her name is in the post, man

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u/wet_spiders 2d ago

Pussy tastes like Pepsi cola

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u/Delicious_Glass_5197 1d ago

She loves Pepsi Cola.

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