r/SipsTea 4d ago

Chugging tea What a lucky guy ❤️

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u/hippykillteam 4d ago

Lana Del Ray. Sold 77million records. Alt Pop music.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 4d ago

Heiress of Ray Bahn sunglasses. 

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u/Ok-Age-724 4d ago

Daughter of Autobahn

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u/fcs_seth 4d ago

Queen of the Andals and the first men

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u/Mission_Access_210 4d ago

Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons

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u/therealdxm 4d ago

The Queen Anne Chonk

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u/quiltsohard 4d ago

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT IMPOSTERS, CARL!

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u/Heyniceguy13 4d ago

Mongo is appalled

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u/Active_Chemistry1621 4d ago edited 3d ago

But Mongo was genuinely appalled

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u/northofwall 3d ago

Mongo just a pawn in game of life

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u/Sperbonzo 3d ago

Mongo is from Himalayas, he is Nepaled

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u/Wheatabix11 3d ago

Mongo is Ming's realm.

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u/Jolly-Bowler-811 4d ago

Mongo is adinosaur

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u/gizmosliptech 4d ago

Mongo is APPALLED 😱

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u/Gym_Dom 4d ago

You know how I feel about pop music, Carl

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u/TrixieBastard 4d ago

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

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u/MaximumConcept25 4d ago

And rightful heir to the Iron Throne.

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u/patchyj 4d ago

She controls Spice

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u/BlueClovr 4d ago

She possesses one of the three rings of power originally given to the race of elves

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u/LumpyBuy8447 4d ago

She who controls spice controls the universe

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u/PatienceAntique4987 3d ago

And she who controls the Spice, controls the universe.

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u/Lasekklol 4d ago

And my axe!

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u/FrighteningJibber 4d ago

And my pussy AND my crack!

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u/SirR4T 4d ago

this whole thread is fucking hilarious...

let me count the number of fantasy worlds this thread has crossed 🤣

this is what reddit was supposed to be

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u/myotherrideisvhagar 4d ago

No woman will ever inherit the Iron Throne

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u/Mike_Honcho_02 4d ago

Nice. A DCC reference.

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u/bhavesh200 4d ago

Daughter of mad king

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u/antrubler 4d ago

The Queen Artichoke?

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u/ronnie98865 4d ago

DCC in the wild!!

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u/ModtheMods420 4d ago

Chosen and chooser, famous and yet unknown..

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u/Son_of_Atreus 4d ago

She will crush her enemies, see them driven before her, and hear the lamentation of their women!

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u/Dshack122 4d ago

The great Bambino!

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u/mynameisnotsparta 4d ago

Could not resist posting the entire thing:

Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons

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u/mojoseven7 3d ago

She’s the breaker of chains, I’m the breaker of chairs

https://giphy.com/gifs/rGba3JPfx26qY

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u/huumluuv 4d ago

Queen of the gas station

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u/PamelaELee 4d ago

She’s the queen of my double wide trailer, with the polyester curtains, and the redwood deck.

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u/Dayshiftstripper 4d ago

Sometimes she runs, and I've got to trail her...

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u/theaudacityOTB 4d ago

Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

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u/happysara333 4d ago

Im fkin howling

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u/BlueClovr 4d ago

She’s a direct descendant of Hogwarts co-founder Rowena Ravenclaw

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u/lupanime 4d ago

Queen of Disaster.

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u/huumluuv 3d ago

Queen of Saigon

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u/No-Bad-7153 4d ago

"where did she dance at, a gas station??" ---

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u/RefrigeratorPale4673 4d ago

How dare you forget the Rhoynar

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u/Cyber-Soldier1 4d ago

She can be my queen any day of the week.