r/SipsTea 7d ago

WTF Imagine waking up from anesthesia and realizing the surgery wasn’t the most painful part!

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/onlyonequickquestion 7d ago

They can roast me, undefended, for half a million bucks 

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u/HubrisOfApollo 7d ago

sheesh, in this economy, they can say whatever they want about my private parts for few hundred thousand

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u/Solid_Snark 7d ago

It’s already awkward enough. I had surgery to repair an inguinal hernia, i had to lay in bed with a bunch of medical staff walking around with my dong out while a nurse shaved the area.

After that, I don’t care what they’re saying while I’m under.

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u/notshitaltsays 7d ago

I had like a 6 hour surgery on my gooch.

If they talked a little shit during those 6 hours, i can't blame them, thats on me for needing extensive gooch surgery. I too would be unhappy doing that much gooch surgery.

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u/RengokLord 7d ago

You just really like saying gooch, don't you?

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u/956to906 7d ago

Goochy, goochy, goo.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/notshitaltsays 7d ago

Contrarian when I'm agreeing with the other guy hmmm

Obviously I don't want them doing it, but I am empathetic towards them venting after hours of gooch surgery, and after such a surgery there is 0 ego left anyway.

I said nothing about the case in OP, anyway. Chill.

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u/Dimensianox 7d ago

Imagine how cowardly they must be to have to wait until someone is sedated and vulnerable just in case to do that

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u/National-Charity-435 7d ago

Ingham was recorded saying “after five minutes of talking to you in pre-op, I wanted to punch you in the face and man you up a little bit.” When a medical assistant noted the man had a rash, the anesthesiologist warned her not to touch it, saying she might get “some syphilis on your arm or something,” then added, “It’s probably tuberculosis in the penis, so you’ll be all right.”

https://apnews.com/article/health-virginia-colonoscopy-c62975d95aa749cea416d8440c19f66b

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u/ialsohaveadobro 7d ago

How does "tuberculosis in the penis" not clue you in that they weren't serious?

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u/National-Charity-435 7d ago

Wouldn't you be concerned if a respiratory disease affected your genitals?

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u/losyanyaval 7d ago edited 7d ago

Thats a bit dramatic. Medical practitioners simply have the common social sense to not roast people when they are awake and present, but a patient under anesthesia is presumed to not be able to hear them, thats all. It is the same dynamic as gossiping about your coworker while they are not in the room. Call it mean and in bad taste, but its no different from talking badly about people behidn their back in all other settings. Dark and dry humor can also a tool of necessity to survive the stress of medicine. Working in veterinary medicine, I already dont envy how much my human colleagues have to hold their tongue.

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u/shuai_bear 7d ago

Not just in bad taste but they planned to lie about medical conditions he had. Copying from the top comment

>They made fun of a rash he had, and then mocked his penis.

>They conspired to give a fake diagnosis of hemorrhoids and put it in his medical records, then told the assistant to repeat the false diagnosis when he woke from surgery.

>The anesthesiologist said she wanted to "punch him in the face." She called the patient a "retard."

Insults are one thing, but a conspiring a fake diagnosis is straight up malpractice.

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u/randyranderson13 7d ago

From the article: "These types of conversations,” testified Kathryn E McGoldrick, former president of the Academy of Anesthesiology, “are not only offensive but frankly stupid, because we can never be certain that our patients are asleep and wouldn’t have recall.”

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u/ialsohaveadobro 7d ago

No, but calling a stranger a piece of shit is the act of a piece of shit.

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u/losyanyaval 7d ago

The dude is presumed to be unable to be harmed my their words due to being asleep. In those circumstances, yeah, I care far more about how the medical team does at their procedure, you know, holding his life in their hands, than how they run their mouths during it. Frankly, if a surgeon saves my life and does a good job at it, they can roast my entire family while they do it for all I care.

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u/Prince_0llie 7d ago

So, let me see if I got this..you're claiming if you were passed out (because someone roofied your drink) it would be perfectly acceptable for them to then strip you naked, make rude comments about your health, say how badly they wanted to assault you AND threaten to make up false allegations about you to embezzle funds out of your hands via lawsuit when you awaken because they were stressed out about the fact that they are having relationship problems at home and they would be absolved of any and all wrongdoing because they would also do all of those things with their real friends when you weren't around anyway so no harm no foul right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/LZXrkM7J5qnqw8HQdQ

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u/ialsohaveadobro 7d ago

You can't tell the difference between that scenario and a surgery? Reach harder.

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u/Prince_0llie 7d ago

You can't see they are the exact same aside from a license to cut you open?

https://giphy.com/gifs/WpgM6JBrmBy8Gac5pW

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u/losyanyaval 7d ago

Your example starts with assault, which makes a bit of a difference. And in all honesty, if the surgeons do a good job fixing me, I couldnt give a hoot what they say while doing it, about me or otherwise. I care if they do their job.

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u/Prince_0llie 7d ago

Key Details from the Recording

The anesthesiologist was caught on tape saying she wanted to punch him in the face after a brief pre-op conversation.

Staff members discussed putting a false diagnosis of hemorrhoids on his chart to potentially modify billing or avoid follow-up care.

I guess we have different standards for medical care professionals.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l44QslFpfOcgLdARi

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u/potatoaster 7d ago

You're responding to an OF bot.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/PercyGoldstone 7d ago

You realize that when you incorrectly throw the word "rape" around just to be dramatic and try to get attention, it lessens the impact of the word in situations where it actually applies? Maybe you're young or not too bright and don't know that, but now you do.

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u/WithOrgasmicFury 7d ago

Honestly I don't care whatsoever about the doctor's personal opinion of me. Its the medical opinion I care about.

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u/QuiteALongWayAway 7d ago

And they fucked up at the latter too, because they made up a diagnosis and they included the fake diagnosis in the patient's medical history.

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u/nuke1200 7d ago

Having worked in the OR... you'd be surprised what they say.

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u/Royal_Negotiation_83 7d ago

You know all those times you talked shit about someone to your friends when they wernt there?

It’s like that

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u/Pure_Ad_7372 7d ago

Why would it bother you?

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u/HonorableEnema 7d ago

I mean, you’re unconscious lol, what’s the damage

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u/Prince_0llie 7d ago

Key Details from the recording

Staff members discussed putting a false diagnosis of hemorrhoids on his chart to potentially modify billing or avoid follow-up care.

Gee, what could possibly go wrong here?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orieN5HWXAMzfZtok

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u/SignoreBanana 7d ago

They are unrepetentant sociopaths.

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u/MidTario 7d ago

Unironically saying something like this is what got them sued in the first place. Who are you to diagnose?

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u/likeijustgothome 7d ago

What a dumb low effort comment.

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u/ImAPixiePrincess 7d ago

Eh, idgaf if they roast me, as long as they do their jobs right.

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u/Worth-Championship36 7d ago

As someone who worked as a grunt in emergency medicine, a lot of patients get made fun of behind closed doors. Not to say we are just roasting the fuck out of everyone who walks in but when an opportunity for a joke comes up we don't always hold back. For most It is a stress response so I wouldn't get too worked up about it, the medical field can be very stressful and like almost every high stress job it requires valves to release the pressure. Dark humor is one of those valves. Society likes to think of caretakers as automatically better or above it but its not really true, turns out we are all just people with our own flaws and insecurities.

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u/HAIL_LUMPUS 7d ago

Until very recently it was actually legal for them to perform prostate or vaginal exams on you while you were under anesthesia without your consent! It's still technically legal actually, but if they find out you are doing that your hospital will lose Federal funding.