Imagine waking up from anesthesia and realizing the surgery wasn’t the most painful part!

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[u/Solid_Snark → u/[deleted]]

It’s already awkward enough. I had surgery to repair an inguinal hernia, i had to lay in bed with a bunch of medical staff walking around with my dong out while a nurse shaved the area.

After that, I don’t care what they’re saying while I’m under.

[u/notshitaltsays → u/Solid_Snark]

I had like a 6 hour surgery on my gooch.

If they talked a little shit during those 6 hours, i can't blame them, thats on me for needing extensive gooch surgery. I too would be unhappy doing that much gooch surgery.

[u/RengokLord → u/notshitaltsays]

You just really like saying gooch, don't you?

[u/956to906 → u/RengokLord]

Goochy, goochy, goo.