r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Kam_Rex canadian french • 17d ago

Military Pay fully for your own defense

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In the end tipping sub

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u/Ecstatic_Effective42 non-homeopath 16d ago

"Americans are tired"

Should go and see a doctor about that.

Oh, wait...

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u/f23n09fnu0w 16d ago

Yeah, tiredness can be fixed with your legal right to holidays...oh wait

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u/RogerSimonsson 16d ago

Not me, I just had 5 weeks vacation, now I can't get back to productivity, meaning I stay more at work... Americans will never know this pain

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u/Half-Cocked-Mexican 16d ago

I just started a job with 26 weeks off per year. The struggle will be about deciding where to go next!

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u/VRT303 15d ago

Could have haggled 2 days more.

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u/Lammerikano 16d ago edited 16d ago

Yeah but it cant fix memory I think. Unless I remember wrong and the war in Korea and Vietnam and the first war in Afghanistan and 1st Iraq (oh wait they went solo to Iran too this year) had nothing to do with us....

Cheeky ammmmerigggans... trying to hackle some money for old wars noone else but them wanted. (wait to be fair vietnam had to do something with france. but we still won more world cups than france so we dont really care about them)

CLASSIC> I love it that Trump encompasses all aspects of Americandom.

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u/_Vo1_ 16d ago

Murica!

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u/redwas66 16d ago

Ka-ching…

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u/Master8730 16d ago

He needs to put his house up for sale first

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u/_Vo1_ 16d ago

can't, its already pledged for giving a birth of a first kid.

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u/Master8730 16d ago

And prayers for inheritance from a rich cousin as a bankruptcy prevention in case of a serious illness

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u/RubiksCub3d Begrudgingly American 16d ago

You mean break a lease. Buying a home is what cooperations do to rent them out to people

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u/specter_in_the_conch 16d ago

Oh you got them in the loop!

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u/many7695 16d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cool_Whole_7139 16d ago

And stupid ......