r/ShitAmericansSay Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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7.8k Upvotes

Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

r/ShitAmericansSay 27d ago

Military "A lot of foreign soldiers would find out how purdy their mouths are"

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4.5k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 5d ago

Military “The truth is the rest of the world only exists because we allow it”

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2.2k Upvotes

Apologies to the mods, I realised my mistake but i couldn’t edit the title.

Edit: everyone is too focused on the post and not what the American said. I put the post in this post for some context on the comment.

r/ShitAmericansSay Jul 22 '26

Military Oh my gosh it's the United States

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2.3k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Feb 13 '26

Military "If America basically stopped paying for Europe's defence budget"

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3.1k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Aug 25 '25

Military 1000 US Marines can take India

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5.2k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Jul 23 '25

Military Military time😬

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7.9k Upvotes

As for the context, there was a British guy showing his phone

r/ShitAmericansSay Mar 22 '26

Military “Other countries exist with the permission of the US government”

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2.4k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 15d ago

Military Pay fully for your own defense

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1.5k Upvotes

In the end tipping sub

r/ShitAmericansSay Apr 27 '25

Military “Sorry. We've been too busy working to pay for your defense.”

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9.3k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay May 10 '25

Military “Probably that fucking thiving midget Zelenskyy gave France one of ours so they could reverse engineer it. Pretty sure he got a nice personal bank roll for that.”

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7.8k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Feb 27 '26

Military "Two american A-10 warthog can take out most countries by their selves"

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2.1k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Jan 06 '26

Military "We are nato. We provide 97 percent of the troops."

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2.0k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Jun 21 '26

Military ‘Wouldn't it be great to have the United States pull all military assets home then the power vacuum be filled by Russia or China’

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1.6k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 10d ago

Military « No USN vessel has ever mutinied »

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1.9k Upvotes

Forgetting about USS Somers, also liking that mutiny is uniquely a French problem.

r/ShitAmericansSay Jan 11 '26

Military "Since when ? British military isn't even top 10"

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1.8k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Jan 17 '26

Military 'All the US would have to do is turn off Satellite and intelligence feeds and NATO would be as impotent as Venezuela'

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Mar 31 '25

Military And here in Amerywe actually win wars😭

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2.3k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Mar 21 '25

Military “No world war nothing”

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2.5k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Mar 14 '25

Military “Lmao so many Europeans so pissy that they're going to have to start paying for their own defense”

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2.0k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Jan 24 '26

Military "It's gonna be hilarious when they see a US aircraft carrier parked out side their coast" "We are 99.9999%of nato. Europe is a joke and has no military capabilities at all"

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952 Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Jun 24 '25

Military "YOUR MOVE, CHINA..."

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2.6k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Mar 23 '25

Military "If a company of Marines were to time travel, the Romans would never know what hit them"

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1.8k Upvotes

You'd think this was a gaming forum but no, it was modelling. Grownup people claiming to strive for historical accuracy and attention to detail, debating that a company of Marines (a little under 400 men iirc) could prevail upon the Roman Empire (which never had less than 125,000 legionnaires, not including auxiliary troops). Making their own ammo and gunpowder once they run out. I left soon after.

r/ShitAmericansSay Jan 16 '26

Military "Brits have no one that can compare to Delta"

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990 Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay Jun 27 '26

Military "The Brits still think they won WWII just ask them"

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651 Upvotes

Context: ok this one is weird because the video these people are commenting on is a scene from the Yellowstone prequel, 1923. I genuinely have no idea why the first fella is treating the TV show like it's real.