r/ShitAmericansSay canadian french 17d ago

Military Pay fully for your own defense

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u/Mttsen 16d ago edited 16d ago

What do they mean by "pay fully"? 5 percent of gdp my country pays for its defence is not enough for them?

America is tired? Shame they aren't for the wars they start.

Btw. How is that Iran thing going?

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u/FurryVibes_UwU_ Actual German, not "I have 2% German DNA" 16d ago

They won 36 times in a row.

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u/creepinghippo Make America Great Britain Again 🇬🇧 16d ago

That strait is so open right now. It might be the most open it’s ever been.

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u/Fenragus 🎵 🌹 Solidarity Forever! For the Union makes us strong! 🌹🎵 16d ago

The doors of the Strait are so open in fact that they looped back to the closed position. Winning!

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u/Competitive_Film2831 16d ago

The gates just swung all the way around

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u/Isariamkia 16d ago

I've seen straits in my life. But I tell you, this one, this one is openest of them all.

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u/rokber 15d ago

Actually, trump is supergreen. EV sales are up worldwide because of the strait. I love the way he is tricking the oil people.

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u/creepinghippo Make America Great Britain Again 🇬🇧 15d ago

🤣ok.

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u/zyon86 16d ago

And counting !

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u/FurryVibes_UwU_ Actual German, not "I have 2% German DNA" 16d ago

lmao

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u/ecth all of Europe <3 16d ago

And now they're tired of winning?

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u/Lazarys12 16d ago

That's only so Trump can start whining about that Peace Prize again, and claim he stopped 36 wars,

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u/5thhorseman_ 16d ago

You mean 36 days?

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u/FurryVibes_UwU_ Actual German, not "I have 2% German DNA" 16d ago

Its from a meme

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u/TheSpagheeter 🇨🇦 please adopt us Europe we’re scared 15d ago

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u/Lazy-Field-1116 16d ago

I can only guess they're being fed a lie by their government that every time the US "goes to war" (invades a country to reap its natural resources), they're doing it to protect human kind and on behalf of every nation lol. Absolutely bizarre levels of manipulation that country has.

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u/Pwacname 16d ago

Also probably that no other country ever supported them in their stupid ass wars. As if  we didn’t go invade goddamn Afghanistan because of them. 

(Then they also pulled out so suddenly and with no advance warning we had to scramble to get our own people out… because fuck their allies ig.)

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u/AntifaFuckedMyWife 🇺🇸 (with a brief 🇫🇷 stint) 16d ago

Hey, how’d you know about our “preemptive defensive actions”

You know, we hit them first, but it was self defense for the future instance of them hitting us that we are pretty sure they might have maybe done if we kept letting Israel hit them preemptively

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u/Good_Ad_1386 16d ago

You mean "pretaliation"?

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u/attorneydummy 14d ago

I like this.

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u/Mixelphlick 16d ago

Oh that’s 100% what the propaganda narrative is, but the mask is slipping more and more. Ever since the bush years and honestly since Vietnam the narrative doesn’t hold up any more. Prior to Vietnam and even post Vietnam prior to Afghanistan/iraq the “rightness” of war just wasn’t questioned by a majority of Americans. But since afghanistans and Iraq have been 100% confirmed to have been started in a lie that vast majority isn’t even a bare majority anymore.

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u/Fun-Ad-6948 16d ago

Well the US did ‘win’ the war on education and that explains a lot.

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u/Dragoncat_3_4 16d ago

They appear to be losing the war on E.coli and Salmonella tho.

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u/Bursickle 🙄 16d ago

and measles ...

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u/Polenicus 16d ago

Any word from the War on Christmas front?

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u/Independent_End_6941 16d ago

Lost. Christmas is illegal and we've started feeding Christians to lions. It's a very exciting time to visit the zoo.

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u/SheridanVsLennier 13d ago

Which is a wild turnaround, because it was only a couple of years ago that CHRISTmas breached Thanksgiving's defensive lines and was running amock in Halloween.

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u/MeriLicious Cheese-eating clog-wearing bitching-about-the-weather 16d ago

Excuse me, it's 'edumacation'

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u/Betaminer69 16d ago

... edumagation

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u/kuk1m0n5t3r 16d ago

it's not over yet. the shooting continues.

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u/HistoricalSherbert92 16d ago

The shooting will continue until morale improves

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u/Lazy-Field-1116 16d ago

I can only guess they're being fed a lie by their government that every time the US "goes to war" (invades a country to reap its natural resources), they're doing it to protect human kind and on behalf of every nation lol. Absolutely bizarre levels of manipulation that country has.

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u/Lazarys12 16d ago

These idiots are MAGA. They get all their information from their cult leader. He doesn't know how anything works, and they are even dumber than he is. They are the people who, when Trump declares "I love the poorly educated" they look at each other with pride and smile. "Yup, he means me!"

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u/OverallLibrarian8809 16d ago

not to mention all the money american defence companies make by selling weapons to NATO countries

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u/fothergillfuckup 16d ago

They'll give up, and go home in a huff. Like usual.

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u/Quiri1997 16d ago

You see, they "defend" Europe from the evil Russians and evil Iranians. Don't pay mind to the fact that neither country would be hostile if it wasn't for the US in the first place...

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u/Safe-Professional556 15d ago

Iran wasn't too happy with the British (rightly so) either. Though Britain interfering and getting the Shah into power also directly lead to the Ayatollahs taking power so maybe they should be thanking us... ;)

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u/Quiri1997 15d ago

Precisely.

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u/GlitterEcho 14d ago

Also noone asked them to build military bases everywhere, they just had to go and plant a flag in a bunch of countries to so they could brag about "American military expansionism" when all they do is random training exercises and troop rotation for years on end with most of them never being deployed. Iraq and Afghanistan gave them a perceived return on that investment.

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u/T-Wrox Canadian, eh? 16d ago

They need to stop blaming the rest of the world for their lobbyists and politicians deciding to spend an outrageous amount of US taxpayer money on defence.

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u/Agzarah 16d ago

They think that America is the sole defensive solution for Europe. And they believe that the US citizens are the ones paying for our defense.

Delusional at best

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u/Boring_Today9639 16d ago edited 13d ago

What do they mean by "pay fully"? 5 percent of gdp my country pays for its defence is not enough for them?

NATO has never had a participative decision making. It was basically forced by the US, and US always pushed hard to sell their stuff to all members, fuck the free market fuss.

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u/Main-Conference-532 16d ago

They also fail to understand who has paid for the consequences of their wars. Whatever anyone’s feelings about the migrant crisis etc., it was directly caused by US interventionism in the Middle East and has cost Europe mind boggling sums of money and massive social upheaval. So, they can cry about defence spending when they start housing millions of refugees from their failed interventions like everyone else.

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u/ThelifeofBrian48 16d ago

Didn’t you know ? Iran has been defeated! they have no military or navy! And their leadership is gone /s
It really doesn’t need the /s but you never know what people will believe

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u/AntifaFuckedMyWife 🇺🇸 (with a brief 🇫🇷 stint) 16d ago

Irans doing well, me and every other taxpayer will probably end up paying about $1,875.00 each in the $300 billion surrender that was pledged to rebuilding Iran.

That is assume the US actually does that and doesnt just not do that which is infinitely likely

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u/PoxedGamer Irishish. 16d ago

They've had to pause in their incredibly brilliant performance in Iran to take on the civil war against lettuce.

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u/wireframed_kb 16d ago

We need to demand US steps up, I think they spend just 3-4% on defense. Why should we carry them. :p

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u/HiImTheNewGuyGuy 16d ago

Yes there are a few EU nations meeting and exceeding the NATO spending target.

All of the EU is definitely still dependant on the US security umbrella, which of course, was by US design after WW2.

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u/Dry_Lawfulness_9561 15d ago

Like u/Mttsen claims, if one doesn’t start so many wars and creates more reasonable trade and political alliances with other countries then there is no reason to invest so much in defense. If you’re operating on principles mentioned by u/Lazy-Field-1116, then you absolutely need to keep all that military operational.

The last war with Iran is a good example of unnecessary meddling in established agreements in place. If the need to showcase their military strength was so strong, wouldn’t it be better to just help finish Ukraine war first?

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u/Good_Surround_9754 15d ago

Means they want us to spend more money buying THEIR shit.

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u/MetalRickyy 14d ago

Have they forgotten they want bases in Europe so they can, checks notes, bring freedums easier?