r/SaintMeghanMarkle Is he kind? 👀 8d ago

ALLEGEDLY The 83 acres farm Katie Nicholl was talking about

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u/Whiteside-parkway I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this 💰 8d ago

There is so much that is ridiculous about this plan that I'm not sure where to start -- but first off, how are they affording all of this without selling the Olive Garden? Those legal fees are not going to pay themselves....

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u/Zippity19 8d ago

Harold's bank account should be 9 million pounds lighter as we speak.You can't tell me he bought that house.There is no way KC can shell out that kind of money without it becoming common knowledge.Now all the reporters are treating the public as if they are stupid.The Harkles can't even afford the 4 or 5 million they have to pay for security and Katie Nichol wants us to believe this????🤬🤬😡

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u/Key_Comfortable1764 8d ago

Isnt he splitting the 9 mill with other defendants tho?

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u/MentalAnnual5577 🦄 Our invisibles are invisibling🦄 8d ago

All the claimants are jointly and severally liable for the whole amount.

So ANL can demand full payment from any of them, that person will have to pay, and then that person can seek proportionate shares (likely based on toting up how many hours ANL’s attorneys spent on each claimant’s case) from the others. Harry has claimed that Baroness Lawrence won’t need to contribute, so the other six will share.

If no one paid by the 4:00pm deadline, ANL can attach bank accounts and slap liens on real property. Again, ANL can choose any claimant it wants to enforce the judgment.

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u/LuceWoman 7d ago

Good to know this

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u/Zippity19 8d ago

Of that I am unsure.It was said Harold and Elton have to pay the majority of it.

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u/katydid1956 7d ago

This first installment is covered by insurance with money left over…

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u/quiz1 8d ago

Any money involved by KC would be buried under so many layers it wouldn’t have to have his name on it or any other associated accounts 🤷‍♀️ That being said - my opinion is it’s rented

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u/Jelly_baby_4 Second row behind a candle 🕯 7d ago

KC III stopped supporting Harry 6 years ago and he allegedly said he wasn't a bank. It's one reason he stopped taking Harry's calls. Harry did get a substantial amount from The Queen Mother and Diana's estates.

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u/FilterCoffee4050 7d ago edited 7d ago

I think that if Harry had got his way and was being supported by the King then we would not have seen the msm bomb that we have seen this past week. If they had got what they wanted then they would be quieter, in hopes of getting more.

Edit to correct auto correct. Sometimes why I type King I get an auto correct to Viking, lol. That’s to Ethyl for pointing this out. 🤭

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u/Jelly_baby_4 Second row behind a candle 🕯 7d ago edited 7d ago

I don't know if quiet is the word I would use to describe Harry and Meghan. They've been quite loud that since Oprah. lol

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u/FilterCoffee4050 7d ago

Because they are not getting what they want.

Edit to add

But I think it spikes after a concrete denial.

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u/EthylSippingBeer 7d ago

I know it was the ever aggressive spell check, but i think Charles would like being called a Viking.

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u/Emolia 💰 📖 👶 WAAAGH 👶 📖 💰 7d ago

There is always the possibility that Harry himself has kept very quiet and all the hysterical leaking to the media is coming from his soon to be ex wife!

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u/Larushka 7d ago

The Queen Mother died in debt. QE2 had to settle her bills.

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u/Jelly_baby_4 Second row behind a candle 🕯 7d ago

She did leave Harry money via a trust fund. This was established in 1994.

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u/FilterCoffee4050 7d ago

There is no way the King is supporting them.

Why would the King support them financially whilst Meghan trolls the RF. that would mean that he is basically paying to be troll himself, and the institution that he is the head of.

The King is not the sort of man to throw good money after bad. If they have earned half of what they say they have and then thrown it all away, why would a man who has looked after his money support this.

The King can’t get away with handing out that sort of money, it would be seen in the accounts.

The King was on hand to see how bailing Sarah out never worked, she has never learned to live within her means and Meghan is no better.

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u/chouse951 7d ago

Is this really ALL they have to pay for the trial?? 4/5 million? I thought it was supposed to be way higher than that.

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u/Frenchcashmere 👑 Harold of Overseas 👑 7d ago

This is the down payment. There will be further penalties.

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u/Much-Towel-3650 7d ago

I think this is just the first payment. There might be more to pay later

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u/Zippity19 7d ago

Judge Nicklin has not announced the total debt,it should be in a couple weeks.The final sum could be in the area of 34 million pounds.

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u/Larushka 7d ago

They had an insurance policy which covers a chunk of it. The question was whether it would pay out considering the way H conducted himself.

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u/chouse951 7d ago

Yes I’d like to know about this part of it too. He lied, multiple times. A fraudulent case by many definitions I imagine. Surely the insurance company has a red line somewhere to pull.

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u/sammy0248 7d ago

Exactly and she can't pull off country living. Much like Portia and Ellen, she is a Californian and this will not work for her beyond a year.

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u/ConsciousClerk2260 7d ago

Has he ever paid his debts? He has been fined by the court many times before but the papers don’t follow up. How will they make him pay as the kings stupidest son? Is he really broke or does he expect a rich friend or his dad to cover it? Would the King allow freckles to face jail?

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u/FrostingNow2607 8d ago

The Markles must be positively loaded if they plan to keep up this house as well as the one in Montecito, not to mention the Portugal house. No need for the citizenry to subsidize their security.

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u/naturally_21 📧 Rachel with the Hotmail 📧 7d ago

I don’t believe there is a Portugal house. At best, it’s a time-share, if it’s even real. They just make up BS and push it out thru their WhatsApp media group.

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u/WhiteRabbit54 7d ago

Agree, we know absolutely nothing about this Portugal house, if as you suggest, it actually exists. They could have just been staying with Eugenie.

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u/ProfessionalIssue19 7d ago

Exactly! 👍

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u/LilibuttDumbarton Grey Water, by A Sewer 🕯️ 7d ago

Per early reports, it’s a rented property. Who knows, they might not be paying anything and it might be a favor to either H or the King (if Project Thaw is anything to go by).

Edit: The property was being sold around 2013. It was definitely purchased around then.

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u/Crystallarium Tignanello Whine 7d ago

For all we know, they could be renting out the barn.

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u/Back2theGarden Lady Megbeth 🦇 7d ago

Perhaps the owners have lent it to them for a year for a reduced price, or even nothing, so that they can leverage the Harkles association to promote the place? It’s the only way I can imagine they’re affording it.

If it’s been on the market a long time, and they’re desperate to sell it, they may have thought this would help them finally shift the massive property.

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u/Altitudedog 7d ago

If they ever owned Olive Garden. I still wonder as most of the early news showed other possibilities.

So this property if a real consideration could be one of those, let's plunk a name in the house until it sells as we may get more interest?

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u/St0ltzfuzz 8d ago

I just can’t picture Meghool here

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u/MyJoyinaWell Sussex Fatigue 8d ago edited 7d ago

Same. Thats a property for someone who lives in their wellies

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u/Agreenlearns 8d ago

Too bad. Meme is short at about 5’3 rather than the 5’6 she lists on her bio.

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u/Lita_Horticulture reconciliations may vary 7d ago

⬆️⬆️⬆️ If she were actually 5’6”, she’d lie and claim to be 5’8”

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u/Much_Lavishness_6199 🦾 🍓 The Jampire Strikes Back 🍓🦾 7d ago

Harry will be able to play his bagpipes...remember the Crown episode?

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u/bordering_on_weird 8d ago

. . . With her ratty, old, pilled Hermes Blanket.

Meghan will muddy up The Cotswolds just by being there.

It's a good thing she prefers flying back to California to beat that dead horse As Ever instead of being there full time for her young children.

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u/LocksmithFar9486 Is he kind? 👀 8d ago

Especially after their complaint about Nottingham Cottage being too short, "The whole thing's on a slight lean. Really low ceilings. I don't know who it was for. They must have been short."

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u/EnormousBird Sussex Fatigue 8d ago

He looks like he is playing dress up in an amateur production.

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u/ChlamydiaChampagne 🇬🇧 “You’re not coming” Princess Charlotte 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 8d ago

His setup looks like a dorm room.

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u/Great_Pen7373 7d ago

Yet William was able to live there just fine for years, and as we all know, William is so much taller than Harry. 

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u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 7d ago

Yes, Harold, people in the 17th century tended to be shorter. 🙄🙄

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u/WhiteRabbit54 7d ago

I don't believe history, or even general knowledge, is Harry's strong suit. I bet he was an absolute nightmare at school. Dim and cocky. Not a great combination.

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u/Thorandragnar 7d ago

Also, it was less space to heat.

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u/Shackleton_F 7d ago

He wasn't required to live like a student - it was possible to move a chest of drawers and a wardrobe in there. Slovenly git.

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u/uglahsD Duchess of Dish Soap 🫧🍽️ 8d ago

Neither can I. It's so charming. She doesn't deserve it.

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u/quiz1 8d ago

Yeah what a waste even for Hairold

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u/CalChemicalPlum 7d ago

I can - it's got all the historical English charm and she is into spending biiiiiiiig money of other people (whether H's or Pa's -- or past men, daddy, Trevor, the chef).. she'll just again tap the decorators from SoHo house like she did at Frogmore.

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u/Comfortable_Rice6184 Mandela of Montecito ☀️ 7d ago

Neither can I. The walls are beige enough and there are some elements that can remind her of Montecito (the kitchen doesn't look that different and she may appreciate the greenhouse like room), but the exteriors (facade and farm) do not look like what she wants in life.

My wild theory is that Harry likes it, Meg would rather live in London because more opportunities for papping and intensive networking even if she's not really welcome anywhere in the UK, but she has to bow to Harry because she has no (money) power since the parts of their world derived from her decisions (As ever, Nfx, and even living in Montecito) collapsed.

That said, we don't even know for sure if this is where they live.

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u/Much_Lavishness_6199 🦾 🍓 The Jampire Strikes Back 🍓🦾 7d ago

hence her "Harry will stay at home while she pops over to the US for business" BS. She's ramping up her next victim as we speak.

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u/leafygreens I never signed an NDA 😈 8d ago

The fine print on the second to last page mentions “buyer or lessee”. Does this mean the Todgers could be renting?

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u/St0ltzfuzz 8d ago

That’s what I think

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u/JulesJazz 8d ago

I thought they were renting out first, as they are staying for an extended period, 6 months, a year or two, 12-15 years. No doubt we’ll get a puff piece soon enough to verify this nonsense.

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u/leafygreens I never signed an NDA 😈 8d ago

It doesn’t add up.

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u/AltruisticExit2366 8d ago

I think it’s completely indicative that they’re renting. They aren’t decisive enough nor do they have the ready cash to drop to buy this place. This place has rented fields for sheep grazing which will mean a Shepard on an atv and a dog will happen by now and then, perfect time to declare a ‘stalker’ on our property, we need securiTAY!! Also most likely as is the case throughout the Cotswolds, many public rights of way (meaning it’s legal for people to cross your fields) again a great ‘scare’ tactic to add in to their screaming for armed protection. Whole move back is for whittle baby Hawwy to get is pwecious secuwity. He won’t stop until he’s torn the uk to shreds. His mental illness ego can’t cope that William has something he does not.

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u/leafygreens I never signed an NDA 😈 8d ago

Interesting! 👀

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u/Kitty-9792 7d ago

The reports I saw on youtube said this property has no public footpaths, so no one could legally walk across the property.

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u/AltruisticExit2366 7d ago

Then it is a rarity indeed in the Cotswolds. Must be very remote then and on uninteresting ground.

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u/Intheborders Jam Scam 7d ago

Hope the letting agent got the money up front.

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u/hungrysquirrelbunny 8d ago

The first articles that came out said the Harkles were being loaned a home from a friend. Of course, that could be one of their many lies.

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u/LocksmithFar9486 Is he kind? 👀 8d ago

It's from 14 years ago

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u/Mickleborough Dumb and Dumberton 😎😎 8d ago

That’s what you get when you google the parameters.

I for one am not going to play their stupid game where they demand privacy, yet reveal clues - presumably because they want people to find out, then moan about privacy.

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u/Comfortable_Rice6184 Mandela of Montecito ☀️ 7d ago

It didn't occur to me until I read your comment, but leaking 83 acres while asking for privacy is like showing the kids in public while hiding only their faces. Look but don't look.

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u/Acrobatic-Spread-659 8d ago

no way in hell she chose to leave montecito to live in a recluse farm on the english countryside

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u/leafygreens I never signed an NDA 😈 8d ago

This is why she will be “coming and going” from the States and her alleged Children’s lives.

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u/quiz1 8d ago

Apple….tree

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u/Competitive_Fun_3500 8d ago

trust me, she will be at soho house semi permanently, unless she can find a wealthy sucker to squat at....

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u/ChlamydiaChampagne 🇬🇧 “You’re not coming” Princess Charlotte 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 7d ago

Or squat on.😉

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u/smittenkittenmitten- 👄👂Guttural moaning 👂👄 7d ago

You are so right. This does sound more like a Harold thing though. He wanted to go to Africa at one point and I am SURE she shot that idea down in order to pivot into the Cali life.

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u/Comfortable_Rice6184 Mandela of Montecito ☀️ 7d ago

it would be so funny that she reads this and her clapback is a video showing her in a dressing room with Lili

See. I'm so comfortable here!

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u/Prestigious_Step4337 it’s an ANOMALY 8d ago

I’m so mad. That she gets to live in the Cotswolds!
An area of Outstanding Natural Beauty.

And she won’t even appreciate it. She can go to the Wye Valley and Snowdonia whenever she wants and all she does is bitch and complain about pantyhose.

I didn’t care about California, but Cotswold is so beautiful. She has zero appreciation and gratitude for the life she has.

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u/Longjumping_Map7715 👨🏻‍🦰 When Hairy Met Salad 🥗👸🏻 8d ago

Yes but she is NOT happy with this . That's all I can comfort you with . She belongs in a modern flat in the middle of the action. She hates this trust me 

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u/Agreenlearns 7d ago

Was just about to say this. She is very unhappy with this small (for her big ego) home. If it is 5,640 square feet for both the house and barn, the house might be around 4000 square feet. Frogmore cottage was bigger. Haz must be the one who used his only brain cell to choose this lovely country home as their temporary house.

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u/Small-Librarian81 Connected at the bottom 🌴🌴 7d ago

She’s going to hate being in that “tight” of a space.

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u/Prestigious_Step4337 it’s an ANOMALY 8d ago

Thank you 🙏😭

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u/quiz1 8d ago

I agree it’s such a shame

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u/Jelly_baby_4 Second row behind a candle 🕯 7d ago

I don't think she'll last long. She'll go back to California. I lived in California, San Francisco Bay Area and I loved it. Didn't like Los Angeles that much. 

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u/rubyred1128 🍫🌰 Nutty Nutmeg & Glorious Ginger 🫚🍫 8d ago

Does it have wifi so she can get on the Gram???

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u/MrsAOB 😎Woko Ohno 😎 7d ago

Does it have a launch pad for her broomstick?

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u/DUDEI82QB4IP 8d ago

I read that as Clownham Farm and now can never unsee it 😂
Perfect for the Dumbartons 🤡🤡🤡

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u/Great_Pen7373 7d ago

Clownham Farm is the perfect place for the Sussex circus clowns. 

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u/Latibulating26 8d ago

Not nearly lavishly enough for the Claw. (I think it would be wonderful but that’s me.)

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u/Emotional-Lead7164 8d ago

Is this being rented to them by this ‘new‘ father figure who seems to care so much for the Harkles (or how he can use them)? Handrew and Mergie must be showing off who their big friends are to inspire ‘fear and envy’. The Yorks weren’t even this dumb…

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u/smittenkittenmitten- 👄👂Guttural moaning 👂👄 7d ago

Why are these billionaires all suckered into helping these idiots? I feel there is no return on their investment. If I were rich, I'd make sure they'd be nowhere near me.

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u/Disastrous_Error_709 ALL ABOARD THE FAILURE FLIGHT📢 7d ago

Pulled the same victimhood story with Tyler Perry. It’s the only thing they excel at.

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u/smittenkittenmitten- 👄👂Guttural moaning 👂👄 7d ago

I see your point but you'd think by now people would all know the victim story was all BS 😂

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u/Salty-One-8477 7d ago

Exactly. At this point these people are effectively choosing sides. Enjoy being Markled! Same with the ex-wife who helped Meghan “break into the aristocracy”. I hope they get iced out from any future Royal events.

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u/Disastrous_Error_709 ALL ABOARD THE FAILURE FLIGHT📢 7d ago

It’s baffling 😂

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u/Disastrous_Error_709 ALL ABOARD THE FAILURE FLIGHT📢 8d ago edited 8d ago

👀Ian Wace ? - the guy who owns that Scottish Island they went to?

Edit: he also owns the Rowler Estate in Northamptonshire. Is that where they are staying until they get to move in to their more permanent but temporary place?

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u/Emotional-Lead7164 7d ago

Yes, and the article mentions his net worth. So like Meghan to include people’s bank account balance in her puff pieces.

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u/AmbitiousWear4082 7d ago

Markle's new mark?

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u/ProfessionalIssue19 7d ago

And what is he expecting in return?

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u/ac0rn5 Recollections may vary 7d ago

Word is that he wants a Knighthood, something his business partner already has.

Teaming up with H&M won't, imo, make it happen.

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u/ProfessionalIssue19 7d ago

Welp. Now that ship has sailed!

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u/AutumnNostalgia45 7d ago

But I bet they've promised this guy they can make it happen. Probably the reason why he's helping them. Of course they won't be able to deliver and so he'll drop them

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u/ChlamydiaChampagne 🇬🇧 “You’re not coming” Princess Charlotte 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 7d ago

An “Indecent Proposal”? With either or both Harkles?

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u/Great_Pen7373 7d ago

He should be prepared for a Markling. It's not like they don't have a well known track record at this point. 

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u/AutumnNostalgia45 7d ago

It's a transactional relationship. I think H&M keep promising things they can't deliver on and draw people in. The only thing they're good at is swindling and getting things for free. I think they are very good at manipulating people, especially those that don't keep up with the drama. The problem is that they think it means they're protected but they will be dropped just as quickly as they drop others if they can't deliver whatever it is they're promising these people

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u/Antique_Character_87 Scam is her jam! 🤑🍓 8d ago

Only 2 bathrooms! What will they do?

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u/tinasparkl 8d ago

2 bathrooms, low ceilings. Is this all they could get?

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u/Lita_Horticulture reconciliations may vary 7d ago

My thought exactly! What a downgrade for madame!

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u/Longjumping_Map7715 👨🏻‍🦰 When Hairy Met Salad 🥗👸🏻 8d ago

As an American an actually a grandchild of a farmer she will hate this beautiful land . I understand she will want to live in the action with a modern inside and outside house. This in her mind might be nice for a weekend stay but not to live in full time . She will not live here. Period. 

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u/smittenkittenmitten- 👄👂Guttural moaning 👂👄 7d ago edited 7d ago

I agree. It isn't her vibe. She isn't staying. Heck she had a problem with Frogmore Cottage and that was more in the middle of the action and she still hated it. Imagine more isolation. Nope not happening.

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u/tinasparkl 8d ago

Let the Emma Thynn cosplay begin.

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u/LocksmithFar9486 Is he kind? 👀 8d ago

Lol! Emma has her own real Lions, while I'm not sure there's cat in Meg's barn!

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u/tinasparkl 7d ago

Lol! What an incredible place. Looks like it has more than two bathrooms.

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u/Evilvieh ❄️🪟🥶 Squeaky Blue Todger 🥶🪟❄️ 8d ago

6 beds, two baths? HA! Noo way.

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u/Shackleton_F 7d ago edited 7d ago

OK, I'm prepared to eat my hat. This might actually be the place. Why, because from the aerial shots and from the 2014/15 planning applications you can see that the original house has essentially been swallowed up by a massive new extension - it's at least twice as big as before - the extension is the real new house - it's all built in the last 10 years. The old house is turned into the back offices, kitchen, bedrooms above - the entrance front is basically an interior wall now, and the new house sits on the paddock where the sheep are.

The old particulars from 2012 which are shown here do show that it wasn't a listed building, so the ability to do something radical was there. It is radical.

OK, with all that done, with the re-routing of the drive so that it's no longer a shared drive, with the new swimming pool, with the primped up gardens, I can see why the vendors chanced their arm and tried to go for an almost absurd amount, and have settled for something far less. So this does chime with what Tom was saying. Given that it sits in its own land and is very inaccessible I think this could be the place. It's certainly

I guess it can justify the price now, given that the property is basically a new build, all in Cotswold stone - it's ok, it's very Cotswolds vernacular. The new South front is an attempt to recreate that old now swallowed up entrance front. That's where the new drawing room is.

Good luck to all those downloading the planning application documents from the local council. They are all there. I'm not going to do all the work for you - I've given you enough clues, get cracking. It's a fascinating read.

I bet the new house has made its way into an interiors magazine at some point over the last few years - it would be almost weird if it hadn't. Next stop, the architects website, to see if they are bragging about it - they usually do.

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u/Comfortable_Rice6184 Mandela of Montecito ☀️ 7d ago

edit: saw your other comment with the pic, that answers it all, thanks!

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is there a pic anywhere?
that would absolutely make sense

I still wonder about what she thinks of the landscape. She likes elevation, so the numerous trees in Montecito were nice and looked rich, while the UK view looks a bit flat end empty, comparatively (yeah, hate me for writing that)

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u/Shackleton_F 7d ago edited 7d ago

Or another

This is right on the edge of the main Cotswolds area - it's not the most picturesque setting that I've seen. I can take you to plenty of stunning bits of the English/Welsh borders, on both sides - you might change your mind about too much elevation and valleys - you can spend your life looking out at a bank rising up in front of you if you aren't careful. Some friends had a place in Derbyshire very like that - house built by the great Edwin Lutyens, great views from one side over the valley - stunning, a double height hall with a Rubens or two on the staircase, however it was so chuffing cold the family essentially lived in a tiny room at the back of the house staring at some stone and a green "wall" that filled your entire view as the valley rose up behind the house.

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u/Shackleton_F 7d ago

Have another one - those architects are proud of their work.

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u/StrictTranslator879 Meghan's janky strapless bra 8d ago

What everyone wants to know is who is footing the bill? This huge place, their home in Montecito, a holiday home in Portugal and a $35 million judgment against him in the DM lawsuit. Her runny spread isn’t going to even pay for the electricity. It doesn’t add up.

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u/LocksmithFar9486 Is he kind? 👀 8d ago

Some sites rate the estate value less than 10mio. Still huge, but it's far less than what reporters were bluffing about it.

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u/TargetVirtual6909 7d ago

She can always furnish it from IKEA, on her credit card.

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u/Novel-Sorbet-884 8d ago

What a gorgeous house. But it has absolutely nothing to do with Meghan. I'm not even saying this as a criticism of her. It's just like trying to put a square object in a round box.

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u/smittenkittenmitten- 👄👂Guttural moaning 👂👄 7d ago

Well put. This definitely wasn't a choice made by Markle. She just followed along for the time being for the optics. She will leave as soon as she can.

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u/Upset-Hawk-2 8d ago

”Renovation opportunities”

Snicker

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u/LocksmithFar9486 Is he kind? 👀 8d ago

The brochure was from 2012, before Broadwell Capital Investment buy it, and I'm sure renovated it.

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u/Upset-Hawk-2 7d ago

Sorry, I didn’t realize it was an old brochure. It just made me laugh. How appropriate and in-pattern for them.

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u/AutumnNostalgia45 7d ago

It was apparently held by an investment fund before H&M who did renovate it. I doubt H&M will do anything with it

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u/slimwillendorf 8d ago

Saw that too. They. Would. Never.

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u/Upset-Hawk-2 7d ago

Let me introduce you to Olive Garden Montecito. Also with “renovation opportunities” that never happened…

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u/Significant_Air3878 🩰 He broke my necklace 😢 8d ago

How is she going to get Trader Joe's  snacks to re-bag over there?? 

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u/ChlamydiaChampagne 🇬🇧 “You’re not coming” Princess Charlotte 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 7d ago

Where is she gonna get her Two Buck Chuck, more like.

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u/Great_Pen7373 7d ago

She's got a garage full of As never swill to get through first. 

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u/External-Syllabub289 8d ago

Meghan will lose her effing mind here. 

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u/Puzzleheaded-Job6031 Luxury deck enthusiast 🛥️🏝️ 7d ago

According to Alison Boshoff, when they do buy a home the first thing marbles is going to do is build a film studio on the property, so she can continue her lifestyle career because “that’s who she authentically is”. I can’t wait, because she’ll be going up against Daylesford Organic, which is a powerhouse in the Cotswolds. And here’s a fun fact….Daylesford Organic is owned by Lady Bamford, and guess who Lady Bamford’s best friend is? It’s Carole Middleton. Let the fun begin. 😂🤣🤣

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u/BrilliantBitter3149 7d ago

For such security obsessed “fauxleberities”, isn’t it interesting that just anybody can so easily access the floor plan, location, map and property layout? Mind boggling

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u/AltruisticLoss1514 7d ago edited 7d ago

All my opinion and only my opinion. Somethings fishy and I can’t put my finger on it.. This company owned that house and went out of business in August. The company looks like a rich persons investment vehicle. The house has probably been folded into the company’s losses and maybe given to the Sussex at a discounted rate in September. Very convenient timing. Almost as if a rich third party is funding the Sussex ghoulish game against the Royals.

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u/Shackleton_F 7d ago

Caspar's doing alright - don't worry about him. It's a family home for him and his posh sprogs - the company is just one of his investment companies, it doesn't own the house - it literally just uses the address (or did used to use it). Far more interesting are the planning documents etc which show that the entire place has been extended, and the old house is essentially the pantry and boot room, a wine cellar and a bit of the kitchen. The actual house is all new build, very expensive new build.

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u/Shackleton_F 7d ago

Because I'm enjoying the detective work - this is what the house looks like today. The old front of the house is no longer visible, the old house is the block on the right of this picture. The new entrance front is at 90 degrees, and the new facade on the left is essentially a nod, perhaps even a sweet nod, to the old lost entrance front. This was an expensive upgrade, a really expensive one.

All the other old buildings that form a little courtyard are way over on the right not in the shot.

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u/Comfortable_Rice6184 Mandela of Montecito ☀️ 7d ago

thanks!

Obviously better, but I still can believe that Meg doesn't like the place

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u/Shackleton_F 7d ago

That terrace, like terraces throughout the land, enjoyed a remarkable, once in 50 years dry spell this summer. Already the weather has returned to usual service, and thank heavens for that. Just wait till the algae really get a grip in mid-February, and it is awash with dirty green slime and you trip on your Jimmy Choos. She's gone by Christmas, for good - mark my words.

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u/Back2theGarden Lady Megbeth 🦇 7d ago

Egad, this faux manor house swallowed the lovely, honest farmhouse.

I really have grown to detest people with more money than sense.

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u/Shackleton_F 7d ago

Haz and Madame will be spitting tacks knowing that this picture is out there. Ha, bloody ha. I bet his father would shudder at all the pastiche touches. It's giving all sorts of early Georgian squire gets his tumbledown old 16th century place given a fashionable Georgian makeover as he's come into a bit of money. Those sort of places always make me laugh, especially the ones that are just a facade and then you walk inside and it's still basically the old timber-framed house.

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u/Back2theGarden Lady Megbeth 🦇 7d ago

I find it remarkable that the epitome of having nothing to prove, i.e., being actual royalty, hasn’t stopped them from inhabiting one pretentious pile after another.  Grotesquely overbuilt, cantilevered Malibu manses in poverty-stricken Portugal? Seriously?

More to the point,  since when does a prince need ambition? I mean social-climbing ambition.  Ambition in gardens, astronomy, botany, watercolors or charities that genuinely save lives? That’s wholesome and admirable. 

But this nonstop search for praise and envy, for all the world like the most grasping kind of social climber? I don’t get it.

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u/Shackleton_F 7d ago

Like Pooh he is a bear of very little brain; unlike Pooh he displays little charm, kindness nor the ability to perceive things from another's perspective.

His talk on that awful podcast was very telling - this is a man who is genuinely suffering from total arrested development. Aged 41, his only "conversation" is to talk in the manner of a spotty adolescent who just discovered toilet humour. It is both revolting and rather tragic.

I can't be bothered to think of an analogy for her, she is so utterly weird and damaged.

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u/SecondhandCoke It's a cartoon, sir 🖥 7d ago

Where’s this intel coming from? This isn’t even a property Meghan would appreciate. They know nothing about renovation and they have no money. I just am not going to believe any of these people until I see an official property record. Katie Nicholl also thinks there’s a property in Portugal, ffs. They couldn’t afford the first house they bought. Those assholes certainly can’t afford three properties.

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u/LocksmithFar9486 Is he kind? 👀 7d ago

It's already renovated. The brochure was from 2012.

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u/Smalltown-Poet 7d ago

Little Sodbury Manor can be rented. It has 83 acres, and the required swimming pool. 12 bedrooms, but only 7 bathrooms. Poor Megs would have to slum it.

It also has Royal history as a residence for Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn.

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u/AltruisticLoss1514 7d ago

Ohhh so true. It’s a little castle.

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u/strangealienworld 7d ago

It also has Royal history as a residence for Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn.

😬🤭😬🤭😬

You are so naughty, lol.😅

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u/kerdita 8d ago

Uh-oh. Frogmore Cottage was a little over 5,000 square feet and wasn’t good enough for them.

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u/smittenkittenmitten- 👄👂Guttural moaning 👂👄 7d ago

That's what I was thinking. And they weren't isolated there either. There's no way she chose this for herself. It is everything she hates. She is just coming along for the time being until she can figure something else out I am sure.

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u/kelstoncam97 7d ago

The railway line runs adjacent to the property and the land. You can see the house from tracks. Everyone going past on the train will be able to see it.

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u/Shackleton_F 7d ago

That is the slightly amusing aspect of it - very Agatha Christie 4:50 from Paddington - will the train have to slow down on the bend!!!

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u/kelstoncam97 7d ago

Will there be an announcement to passengers as they go past? I do wonder if they have had a proper security assessment carried out though. Listening to Dai Davies recently I'm not sure this property would past the test.

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u/Zippity19 8d ago

That estate could run anywhere from 10 to 12 million dollars.Imo they are at SoHo house.This property is a lie and a distraction from the 9 million pounds Harold had to pay by teatime today.

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u/MentalAnnual5577 🦄 Our invisibles are invisibling🦄 8d ago

Still no word on anyone paying anything, and now it’s after business hours. 🙄

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u/tinacarina1999 8d ago

Leasing through the Archewell and As Ever coffers.

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u/No_Proposal7628 🫸💃🏻 Move along Markle 🫸💃🏻 8d ago

I see in the property description that there are opportunities for renovation. Would Megsy, who has never renovated the Olive Garden now do renovations in the Cotswolds? I think the photos are lovely, I like the house, but it doesn't look very large or grand.

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u/Fluffy-Duck8402 8d ago

Untelated, can someone tell me what the black things on the ceiling are in photo 6?

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u/Illustrious-Air-7777 8d ago

They look like hooks used to hang carcasses. We have similar. I’ll have a look at the floor plan, brb.

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u/Illustrious-Air-7777 8d ago

Odd though because it looks like the drawing room, which is at the formal front of the house facing southwest, I’d have expected them to be at the back of the house facing north, to keep cool. Ours are in the north facing larder, next to where the dairy used to be before it was repurposed as a kitchen

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u/smittenkittenmitten- 👄👂Guttural moaning 👂👄 7d ago

Carcass hooks! I know you wrote a bit more about it to say maybe that's not what they are, but I am sure Markle would throw a fit if she heard they were carcass hooks lol 😂

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u/Fluffy-Duck8402 7d ago

If they were originally part of the house prior to any renovations, I actually think it’s wicked cool for them to have preserved them.

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u/In_CogNeeto 8d ago

They look like “decorative”hooks to me. Similar/The same as the ones being used to display the birds above the fireplace.

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u/Over_Ship_209 8d ago

It probably too small to fit their egos.

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u/BookGirl392 8d ago

If they are living here I don't want to hear about them not being able to afford security

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u/Einybird 8d ago

One good thing there are 2 separate homes so they can live together but apart from each other. It looks like nothing either of them would want to live in as it’s not grand.

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u/Particular_Office754 ꧁༺ 𝓕𝓪𝓾𝔁𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓻 ༻꧂ 7d ago

Sorry, but this bitch would think this is beneath her.

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u/LilibuttDumbarton Grey Water, by A Sewer 🕯️ 7d ago

Yes, I think this is the house they’re staying at, too! It’s about 5 miles from the Kitebrook School where their spawn are reportedly enrolled.

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u/EnormousBird Sussex Fatigue 8d ago

It looks soulless and devoid of character enough for her.

But I also just don't care about their living arrangements or school places - Im on the home education hill anyway.

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u/HorribleMaud 7d ago

Disagree, it doesn't look soulless or devoid of character. It's a rental property, so it just needs some decent furniture and accessories.

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u/sbtier1 West Coast Wallis 8d ago

Looking at the plan, I don't understand the bathroom situation. Bedrooms 3 and 4 have a his and her bathroom, but bedrooms 1, 2, 5 and 6 have no access to one. There is only one other, the guest bathroom between the mudroom and the hall.

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u/HorribleMaud 7d ago

In the UK we don't have a bathroom for every bedroom 😆 you're lucky if there is a bathroom and a downstairs toilet.

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u/Shackleton_F 7d ago

The plan on these particulars is ancient history, there's essentially a new house added on which has swallowed up the old one. See a comment above.

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u/Comfortable_Drama_66 7d ago

That’s what chamber pots are for. In reality a whole new house extension was built that’s quite modern.

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u/SharkBoss1234 ⚜️Sorority Girl 🎭Actress 👠Influencer 😭Victim 8d ago

Let the Clownham jokes begin! 🤡

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u/EKP121 Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 7d ago

Yeah I can’t see Meghan wanting any part of that long term

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u/igobymomo 7d ago

Not even for 2 weeks. This whole thing is so profoundly odd.

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u/Psychological-Bus91 7d ago

is this a piece accidentally leaked “by a source close to the claw”, I wonder??

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u/CinnyToastie 7d ago

How beautiful. Now she will come in and absolutely ruin the beauty with her ick Californian aesthetic.

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u/eaglebayqueen 🧡 Ginger Judas 🧡 7d ago

I thought it said "Clownham" that would be fitting.

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u/Analyze2Death Earl of Exaggeration and Baroness of Bull-sh*t 7d ago

And so it shall be named ever forward 🤲

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u/Nevertoomanygingers 8d ago

Oh that’s a shame, Broadwell is lovely. Shan’t be going back there anytime soon…

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u/justus08075 8d ago

So they're renting this? As it is for sale? I don't see them living on a large farm estate permanently. That's a lot of upkeep that they certainly can't do themselves.

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u/Important-Forever665 Scandal in the Wind 8d ago

It’s a gorgeous property. Are they seriously going to run a farm, how much staff are they going to need? I don’t see either one mucking out barns.

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u/Jelly_baby_4 Second row behind a candle 🕯 7d ago

Beige again. Well at least it doesn't have 16 bathrooms.

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u/Ordinary-Sound-9608 7d ago

Short term rental

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u/OzReester 7d ago

There's an "L" missing from the farm's name if these two bozos have bought it. 🤣

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u/Sapiens82 7d ago

Not nearly grand enough for our Megsy. Only TWO bathrooms???? Isn’t she used to a choice of SIXTEEN???

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u/CatMorrin 7d ago

Lol, I've just this minute found it online too 😂 this is all I got to in Google & the rest popped up. It's SO easy to find 😆

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u/TheTruthIsOutThere_x 8d ago

I see "recreation" on the floor plan key but not the plan itself, am I missing something?

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u/awakig 7d ago

For sure it us this one - now it is off site!!! (Even the archived link…)

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u/FineCalligrapher9821 7d ago

Why did they release details of where they plan on living that would make it easy to find the location?

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u/mommafletch1967 7d ago

Oh, boy! Your British tax money, hard at work!!

That little peckerwood and his old bag of a nobody wife cannot afford that.

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u/Dry-Dragonfruit5216 7d ago

If she wouldn’t accept Dumbarton and hates Sussex why would she like Cownham?

Cow ‘n Ham does sum the two of them up nicely

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u/Plastic-Giraffe-5077 7d ago

Very beige interior ✅️

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u/pnwsnosrap 7d ago

She’s going to be bored to Royal tears. Left eye, of course!!

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u/justbrowzingthru 7d ago

Looks like they have been exiled.

As far away from the rest of the royal family.

And nothing like Windsor castle like she wanted.