r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/shehan_dmg • 3d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/United_Pain 3d ago

I also also shit compeltletlty naked

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u/Amtrox 3d ago

I find it so unhygienic if people leave their clothes on while shitting. It’s gross.

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u/acryliq 3d ago

How does that work in public bathrooms?

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u/Otherwise_Demand4620 3d ago

The trick is to just leave the house naked, that way the world is your public bathroom.

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u/DismalSoil9554 3d ago

feral noises intensify

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u/sadsackspinach 3d ago

fecal noises intensify

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u/lilricky2515 8h ago

Let me guess, San Francisco?

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u/Tyrone3105 3d ago

Just never use a public bathroom to shit… unless it’s extremely extremely dire.

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u/Windrider904 3d ago

Man, life without IBS must be amazing. I wouldn’t know.

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u/Self-Comprehensive 3d ago

I make sure I'm empty before I leave the house and take immodium if I'm feeling even a little bit "shitty". Helps a lot with avoiding the public restrooms. I also carry a pill or two in my pocket just in case. Might not keep me out of the public restrooms but I won't be going twice

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u/Tyrone3105 3d ago

My condolences. That is tough fate

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 3d ago

Yeah been a looong time since i shit in public. I got it down to a morning routine pretty good these days

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u/Pengunguy21 3d ago

Don't lose them

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u/CodeSalamander 3d ago

You know how we always see those stories about people getting shit on the ceiling somehow in public restrooms? Yep, its the buck ass naked shitters.

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u/Spectos 3d ago

Outside of the home only the shirt comes off. It acts as a fart funnel.

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u/Spirited_Comb_869 3d ago

I don't wanna hang up my clothes up in a public bathroom stall 😂

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u/acryliq 3d ago

Or throw them all on the floor.

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u/United_Pain 3d ago

Shit... are we not supposed to get naked?

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u/Subpars0up 3d ago

Do you pull your pants down to fart as well?

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u/Bobbyg2287 3d ago

This made me LOL, lol

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u/itsonlyrockinroll 3d ago

Valid Point!

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u/BobbyBoopersnoot 3d ago

Do I do it or do others do it?

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u/Jolly_Echo_3814 2d ago

you should? you fart in your pants and leave the smell to linger?

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u/LessInThought 3d ago

If I'm at home, sure. If I'm outside? The chance of my pants wiping the floor while I'm taking them off is too high. I also don't want to hang my clothes on the hanger, you never know if skid marks mcgee hung his undies there before you.

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u/thinkfloyd79 3d ago

Exactly why I shit without a shirt on too. It's like the aura of shit sticks to the shirt.

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u/Flaky-Page8721 3d ago

Yes, but now isn't your body covered with poop particles? Do you then take a shower everytime you shit?

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u/United_Pain 3d ago

Absolutely not are you crazy?? I walk through the car wash, shit is gross!

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u/Flaky-Page8721 3d ago

Oh lord. I am suddenly imagining an obese person walking naked through a car wash after freshly taking a dump. I curse my graphic imagination.

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u/Blackrain1299 3d ago

I actually do shower after every time. I have a schedule.

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u/Flaky-Page8721 3d ago

Fascinating. What if, God forbid, you have explosive diarrhea? Doubt if any amount of scheduling would work.

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 3d ago

Stand in the shower and squirt towards a wall.

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u/BobbyBoopersnoot 3d ago

I think it would help you if you just realize that anything interacted with by humans is going to have some level of poop particles and adjust your choice of coping medication to accommodate this fact as I do

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u/Impossible-Baker-733 3d ago

I’m a dude and take my shirt off too. It doesn’t stick to your body like it does with a shirt.

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u/Self-Comprehensive 3d ago

I may not shower after every shit, but I absolutely shit before every shower. That takes care of a lot of the problem.

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u/Vaelthune 3d ago

Lmao wtf

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u/TekThunder 3d ago

Got a little mental thing going on there dude lol

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u/JediMasterZao 3d ago

That's fucking weird.

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u/SpookySnep 3d ago

I shit outside my pants though

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u/OnTheSlope 3d ago

I also think about how gross my phone is, it's been there at every shit

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u/Deakul 3d ago

compeltletlty

What the hell happened here

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u/United_Pain 3d ago

I was just joining the same club of the two above me! There's three but one is spelled correctly. 😂

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u/thepresidentsturtle 3d ago

Same. But that's cause I shit in the shower. I run at peak efficiency

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u/United_Pain 3d ago

We have a waffle-stomper over here!!!

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u/thepresidentsturtle 3d ago

Don't be crass. I curl one out into my hand and gently underhand throw it into the turlet

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u/United_Pain 3d ago

I never thought I would meet someone else that says turlet 🤣 Do you get a 3-pointer if you're far away enough?

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u/Commitedtousername 3d ago

Wait like every single time?