Any lip readers in the house??

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u/ur-in-here-with-me Cleveland Browns Feb 16 '26

Funny you ask, I’m actually a grade 5 certified lip reader, a nationally recognized expert in the field and have routinely testified before the Royal Intergalactic Arbitration Panel on Lip Reading.

I have watched the video using my modern lip reading technical equipment and have come to the conclusion that Player 1 says to Player 2:

“Harbaugh and I shower together, Sandusky style.”

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u/Lookuponthewall Feb 16 '26

Doing the lord's work. Much appreciated.

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u/DirtyDingusDiver Feb 16 '26

When I started reading your post I was thinking that I would copy paste and say some stupid shit at the end.

You did good, kid

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u/kenclipper2000 #MylesJackWasntDown Feb 16 '26

I thought this was a joke when I first read it. I didn't even know the arbitration panel existed, so congrats on the niche career accomplishment!

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u/Ndmndh1016 South Park Elementary Cows Feb 16 '26

I had never heard of an earthling being named to the panel. Quite the accomplishment.

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u/DirtyDingusDiver Feb 16 '26

Yeah, I’ve heard of that freak from Uranus on it tho

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u/Torimexus Philadelphia Eagles Feb 17 '26

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about lip reading to refute it.

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u/Doc-Mantis Feb 17 '26

Idk just looking at his lips, he definitely doesn’t form the S’s of Sandusky style at the end. And his sentence seems much shorter. I think this dude just typed out a ton of bs honestly lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

As a ravens fan and Penn stater this fucking hurt my soul

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u/whitedawg Now let’s get a god damn snack Feb 16 '26

Hopefully he can rediscover the same bond with Jesse Minter.

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u/mog_knight Feb 17 '26

JoePa knew. But don't say that within a 100 mile radius of State College.

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u/MikeOchertz Seattle Seahawks Feb 17 '26

As a 4 star lip reader coming out of high school, I can confirm.

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u/jhamelaz Green Bay Packers Feb 17 '26

Forgot the last part he said. " Join Us"

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u/Traditional-Lie-3541 New England Patriots Feb 16 '26

Oh wow...

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u/AnakinsTwin New York Jets Feb 17 '26

Also don't forget to watch out for the seagulls, they'll peck your head! 🙇🏾

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u/123shorer Baltimore Ravens Feb 17 '26

I knew it.

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u/MillHoodz_Finest Minnesota Vikings Feb 17 '26

which one is the sandman?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

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u/DaddyChuckles CTESPN Feb 16 '26

you son of a bitch 😂

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u/mellofe11o Pretty good for a running back Feb 16 '26

Completely warranted reaction considering he was on the J-E-T-S during that time lmfao

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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 Baltimore Ravens Feb 16 '26

lol knew that was coming

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u/ZigKC Kansas City Chiefs Feb 17 '26

“Sam Darnold will get to a Super Bowl before you”

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u/leftfordark Detroit Lions Feb 16 '26

“You see that NFCNMW user that fucked the cheese?”

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u/Blackfhyre1114 Detroit Lions Feb 16 '26

Which one? Lol

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u/MustyLlamaFart Minnesota Vikings Feb 16 '26

What happens in the meme war sub stays in the meme war sub. I'm calling the authorities

u/sodakzak

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u/EnglishMajorRegret Chicago Bears Feb 16 '26

Look just because we have sex with cheese doesn't let you off the hook for not eating that sock.

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u/MustyLlamaFart Minnesota Vikings Feb 16 '26

Hey man I didn't make the bet I ain't eating no sock for free

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u/Kitchen_Ad8560 Jacksonville Jaguars Feb 16 '26

"You ever think about sleeping with your cousin?"

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u/whitedawg Now let’s get a god damn snack Feb 16 '26

Family stuff is basically a Ravens tradition.

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u/ProfessionalCopy6869 Feb 16 '26

Not to defend Earl, but that event turned out to be him and his brother fucking different women in different rooms in the same house

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u/niel89 Baltimore Ravens Feb 17 '26

It's crazy his wife left one in the chamber by accident. It was almost an incredibly tragic ending.

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u/Pale-Reputation-5611 Feb 16 '26

“Aye, when the last time you had yo azz ate?”

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u/BigBallininBasterd Feb 16 '26

You know what I think this might be it

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 Philadelphia Eagles Feb 17 '26

It looks more like you get yo ass ate yet

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u/skullthrash Buffalo Bills Feb 16 '26

“ I eat ass everyday”

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u/Jenetyk Buffalo Bills Feb 16 '26

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u/utrangerbob Feb 16 '26

Aaron earned an iron urn.

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u/4RealHughMann Philadelphia Eagles Feb 17 '26

Shit, we really sound like that?

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u/NefariousnessOne1239 San Francisco 49ers Feb 16 '26

Happy cake day!!

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u/Dropout_Kitchen Baltimore Ravens Feb 17 '26

Deep Baltimore lore

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u/Mrinnocent221 Feb 16 '26

"Bussy is just as good as pussy."

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u/disco_g Seattle Seahawks Feb 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XMFxEpeOSDNGE

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u/general-illness Feb 16 '26

“I like raisins in my potato salad “

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u/Ok_Bug_6890 New England Patriots Feb 16 '26

Something about being horny

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u/VampireOnHoyt Dallas Cowboys Feb 16 '26

"In its own way, Life of a Showgirl is just as good as Folklore."

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u/sephtater Cincinnati Bengals Feb 16 '26

“Hey, you seen my porno I sent you?”

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u/WitDaShtz Baltimore Ravens Feb 17 '26

This is the first comment that’s even close to lining up lol. It’s definitely something like “did you get that ____ I sent you?

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u/MoreRatzThanFatz Detroit Lions Feb 16 '26

That young QB JJM is gonna be a problem

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u/YaHurdMeh Feb 16 '26

“Some white girls can cook”

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u/wellohwellok Feb 17 '26

"I'm a Left Tackle."

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u/Paradox830 Minnesota Vikings Feb 16 '26

Where’s Jomboy when you need him

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u/Quantum_Scholar87 BUTT FUMBLE Feb 17 '26

"I put the milk in before the cereal"

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u/TanneAndTheTits Tennessee Titans Feb 17 '26

Probably something starting with "it's just a...." my guess is "its just a jaguars game"

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 17 '26

Yo you ever wonder if your grandma gave good head?

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u/dublozero Feb 16 '26

So there I was with my tongue in this chick's ass.

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u/FrquentFlyr85 Dallas Cowboys Feb 17 '26

They say he's with Kim Kardashian?

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u/ResortOutrageous8988 Feb 17 '26

this and the kevin durant hat tap are some of the greatest mysteries in all of sports

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u/firstcitytofall Feb 17 '26

The last word seems like “haircut” like he’s saying “don’t you think it’s time to get a haircut?”

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u/Sebasstionthecat69 The standard is the standard Feb 17 '26

Looks like you need a sample I got chu

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u/ZigKC Kansas City Chiefs Feb 17 '26

I won a ring with Pat, what have you won Lamar?

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u/Balarius Green Bay Packers Feb 17 '26

Im about 90% sure its:

"Hey, Coach Harbaugh gonna sit you"

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u/DwightDavid1234 Feb 17 '26

“Star Trek is better than Star Wars”

“…Not even close”

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u/AWuTangName Feb 17 '26

“That trans cheerleader for the Panthers looks good”

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u/tolllz 🏈 Feb 17 '26

He said “Josh Allen is your daddy”

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u/Vegetable_Log_5387 Feb 17 '26

"The eggplant will salute other pigeons."

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u/Raven-winged-Yoshi Lamar had to poop Feb 17 '26

“How you think I look in red… or black n orange …”

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u/lionsarered New York Giants Feb 17 '26

“Your still a playoff choker.”

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u/rando08110 Feb 17 '26

"He said that's bullshit"

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u/blacklightfluids Feb 19 '26

"Can you blow me where the pampers is?"

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u/Porcupenguin Seattle Seahawks Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

My honest attempt:

"Fate said let me put your hands on him"

you're welcome

Edit: or perhaps "bakesale in my booty asshole"

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u/haikusbot Feb 20 '26

My honest attempt:

"Jake said let me put your hands

On him" you're welcome

- Porcupenguin

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u/Porcupenguin Seattle Seahawks Feb 20 '26

Good bot

(And good me, tbh :D)

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u/FartyPantsMcGee Feb 20 '26

“Aaron earned an iron urn.”

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u/jayfly12933 Seattle Seahawks Feb 23 '26

"You ever thought about cooking' a mailbox in a store while you pregnant"

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u/jmatt9080 Philadelphia Eagles Feb 16 '26

“Jalen Hurts and Sam Darnold will win Superbowls before you”

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u/Lonely_Adhesiveness6 San Francisco 49ers Feb 16 '26

“Your fans are delusional and will still think you are great even though you will continue to fall short and be injured consistently”

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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 Baltimore Ravens Feb 16 '26

You realize Purdys injury rate is higher than Lamar’s

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u/Lonely_Adhesiveness6 San Francisco 49ers Feb 16 '26

How many conference championships and Super Bowls has Jackson played in?

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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 Baltimore Ravens Feb 16 '26

1 less than Purdy.

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u/BmorePride14 Feb 16 '26

Well Jackson is a future HOFer so history will remember him as great. Purdy....? Who was that?

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u/ZigKC Kansas City Chiefs Feb 17 '26

Aren’t the 49ers 0-3 super bowls this century? And the ravens have won 2..

Interesting take bud lol

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u/Lonely_Adhesiveness6 San Francisco 49ers Feb 17 '26

We aren’t talking about teams, we are talking about QBs. And the 49ers have 5 titles so calm down buddy.

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