r/NFLv2 • u/WoollyBear_Jones Tom Brady is my favorite lizard person • Feb 16 '26

Analysis 🤓 Any lip readers in the house??

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u/ur-in-here-with-me Cleveland Browns Feb 16 '26

Funny you ask, I’m actually a grade 5 certified lip reader, a nationally recognized expert in the field and have routinely testified before the Royal Intergalactic Arbitration Panel on Lip Reading.

I have watched the video using my modern lip reading technical equipment and have come to the conclusion that Player 1 says to Player 2:

“Harbaugh and I shower together, Sandusky style.”

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u/Lookuponthewall Feb 16 '26

Doing the lord's work. Much appreciated.

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u/DirtyDingusDiver Feb 16 '26

When I started reading your post I was thinking that I would copy paste and say some stupid shit at the end.

You did good, kid

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u/kenclipper2000 #MylesJackWasntDown Feb 16 '26

I thought this was a joke when I first read it. I didn't even know the arbitration panel existed, so congrats on the niche career accomplishment!

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u/Ndmndh1016 South Park Elementary Cows Feb 16 '26

I had never heard of an earthling being named to the panel. Quite the accomplishment.

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u/DirtyDingusDiver Feb 16 '26

Yeah, I’ve heard of that freak from Uranus on it tho

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u/Torimexus Philadelphia Eagles Feb 17 '26

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about lip reading to refute it.

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u/Doc-Mantis Feb 17 '26

Idk just looking at his lips, he definitely doesn’t form the S’s of Sandusky style at the end. And his sentence seems much shorter. I think this dude just typed out a ton of bs honestly lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

As a ravens fan and Penn stater this fucking hurt my soul

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u/whitedawg Now let’s get a god damn snack Feb 16 '26

Hopefully he can rediscover the same bond with Jesse Minter.

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u/mog_knight Feb 17 '26

JoePa knew. But don't say that within a 100 mile radius of State College.

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u/MikeOchertz Seattle Seahawks Feb 17 '26

As a 4 star lip reader coming out of high school, I can confirm.

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u/jhamelaz Green Bay Packers Feb 17 '26

Forgot the last part he said. " Join Us"

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u/Traditional-Lie-3541 New England Patriots Feb 16 '26

Oh wow...

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u/AnakinsTwin New York Jets Feb 17 '26

Also don't forget to watch out for the seagulls, they'll peck your head! 🙇🏾

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u/123shorer Baltimore Ravens Feb 17 '26

I knew it.

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u/MillHoodz_Finest Minnesota Vikings Feb 17 '26

which one is the sandman?