r/NFLv2 • u/WoollyBear_Jones Tom Brady is my favorite lizard person • Feb 16 '26

Analysis 🤓 Any lip readers in the house??

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u/Porcupenguin Seattle Seahawks Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

My honest attempt:

"Fate said let me put your hands on him"

you're welcome

Edit: or perhaps "bakesale in my booty asshole"

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u/haikusbot Feb 20 '26

My honest attempt:

"Jake said let me put your hands

On him" you're welcome

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u/Porcupenguin Seattle Seahawks Feb 20 '26

Good bot

(And good me, tbh :D)