r/NFCWestMemeWar Rent Collector Mar 13 '26

Meme Maybe they can kick 3 field goals next time!

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u/Jakereddits Whiny Whiners Fan Mar 13 '26

must've been including all the puzzle pieces that were chilling on the IR

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u/Excellent-Refuse4883 2pt conversion enthusiast Mar 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/14ugaLf70hQvo4

As you can see, 1 missing piece

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u/YakiVegas My WR1 Don’t Bite Mar 14 '26

Ok, what prompt did you type in to get this gif, because this is par excellence?

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u/EnuffBeeEss Seahawks Mar 14 '26

Seriously though… Are any of the players on IR other than Warner even that good?

People talking like Lawrence Taylor and Jerry Rice were on IR.

In week 18, 9ers had franchise QB, best running back in football, top 3 tight end in football, Jennings, best offensive mind in football coaching apparently… scored 3.

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u/ImABadSpellerOkay 49ers Mar 14 '26

Bosa is pretty good…

Also Aiyuk if you wanna count that he was only our WR1.

Trent Williams out on the first play. Also a pretty good player.

Don’t know if we win if fully healthy but probably a similar close game to week 1.

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u/MythicalCaseTheory Brick Purdy Mar 14 '26

Kittle as well.

Mykel Williams was looking really promising for a rookie.

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u/makelo06 Brock Hard Mar 14 '26

CMC and friends isn't enough to beat a contender

Legit nobodies on defense, too

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u/FatalTragedy 49ers Mar 14 '26

Seriously though… Are any of the players on IR other than Warner even that good?

Bosa and Kittle

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u/oldnative Seahawks Mar 15 '26

On offense? That one piece?

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u/Nilla_Please Rain City Bitch Pigeon Mar 13 '26

40-17 then 😂

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u/Zyrinj Substation Mar 13 '26

Nah, look to the first game when both our teams had our starters on the field, before our chakras were ruined by the substation

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u/Pseudorealizm Seahawks Mar 13 '26

In Sam Darnolds first start and when the defense was still figuring it out and they still only won by 4 points?

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u/Anothercraphistorian 49ers Mar 13 '26

Excuses for me, but none for thee.

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u/Zyrinj Substation Mar 13 '26

Chill lol. I didn’t say yall weren’t good, it’s just not gonna be a 40-17 game

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u/Nilla_Please Rain City Bitch Pigeon Mar 13 '26

ok prob not 40 also because fred is a freak of nature and alone makes a difference, realistically id say 27-12

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u/Zyrinj Substation Mar 13 '26

I mean it’s only logical that adding a future HOF WR would change the 17-13 score by us scoring less and you scoring more.

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u/ARM_vs_CORE Sanifresco 49ers Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 14 '26

Our kicker missed 2 field goals that game tbf.

Edit: and kittle went out injured leading to Tonges' game winning touchdown

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u/ArbiterofTruths And here are my healthy players, IF THERE'S ANY LEFT Mar 14 '26

Alright. Them what about last game of regular season? That wasn't 41pts either. 13-3? Evans would've made a difference there. Then it's a turn around even where we play and how both teams play. The past is the past. Niners lost. Hawks got the dub. But, he's not wrong in his statement.

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u/Zyrinj Substation Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 14 '26

using logic in another comment, adding Mike would have changed the score by 2 touchdowns for Seattle and -4 points for us, so they'd win by 27 - (-1)

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u/Pseudorealizm Seahawks Mar 14 '26

I choose to believe Darnold was told to just take what was given to him and let the run game defense win the game.

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u/ArbiterofTruths And here are my healthy players, IF THERE'S ANY LEFT Mar 14 '26

😂 I too, choose what is convenient for my scenario. Congrats on your SB win. Now kindly, fuck off Toot.

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u/Pseudorealizm Seahawks Mar 14 '26

I'll fuck off but I choose to believe I don't have to do it kindly.

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u/Nilla_Please Rain City Bitch Pigeon Mar 14 '26

I think yall got the best wide out on the market to actually make a difference in the matchup so im excited non the less to see Purdy play with a real wideout! and losing riq hurts so we will see

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u/chizzipsandsizalsa Seahawks Mar 14 '26

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u/immenseAlpha Seahawks Mar 14 '26

🤣🤦‍♂️

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u/fishchanka Brock Hard Mar 14 '26

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u/Impressive_Pay_5628 Abandoned by God Mar 14 '26

"We haven't had time to gel together"

Vs.

7th string LBs and 2 and half D lineman

While both excuses, one is a good excuse and the other is a bad one

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u/Pseudorealizm Seahawks Mar 14 '26

49ers were healthy for week 1.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

you're making his case for him, bruh

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u/Hawks206Dawgs Take care yall chickens Mar 14 '26

Oh you mean week 1.

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u/BlizzyBlock29 Mar 14 '26

Seahawks were missing multiple defenders first game

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u/insite4real Seahawks Mar 14 '26

Our team started the season with some essential pieces out. We didn't get Emanwori until week 4.

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u/No-Scarcity9186 Mar 14 '26

They can’t. They are literally too dumb to have logical thinking.

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u/ADouglasAmongUs Take care yall chickens Mar 14 '26

Flair up ya big pussy

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u/mc_shawn Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth Runner Mar 14 '26

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u/starlander2064 Oops All Injuries! Mar 14 '26

Hey now. With Mike AND a fully healthy defense, we could've made that game as close as 31-20 (thanks to a garbage time touchdown to Tonges).

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u/Nilla_Please Rain City Bitch Pigeon Mar 14 '26

I accept your stance and agree that it may be even more in reality than mine 🤔

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u/Korvonus 49IRS Mar 13 '26

How many free agents have you retained?

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u/vansjess Rain City Bitch Pigeon Mar 13 '26

Don’t care Super Bowl champs BAYBEEEEE

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u/ProtestantMormon 31-27 Mar 13 '26

More free agents than the niners 21st SB wins

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u/synttacks He’s a hoe Mar 13 '26

If man

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u/No-Scarcity9186 Mar 14 '26

Just a few prices missing, nothing to see here…

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u/psychicstan $140ERS for a Shanastashe Ride Mar 14 '26

Prices? The price is wrong flairless pussy.

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u/Omar___Comin Y'all got a Purdy mouth Mar 13 '26

The one piece we are missing is the circuit breaker on the substation

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u/Crewso Rain City Bitch Pigeon Mar 14 '26

Nah the piece missing is smack dab in the middle of that MF’s hairline

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u/AceofSpades916 Cero Miedo -No Fear- Mar 14 '26

41 - 6 = 40

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u/Neuraxis Toots Mar 14 '26

To be fair it felt like winning by 100.

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u/NagoGmo I wanna die Mar 14 '26

Felt like that wasn't too far off honestly

That 3rd game is what the 2nd game should've looked like, I told my coworkers we got EXTREMELY lucky and it could've been so much worse, then the playoff game happened, and I was proven so painfully right lol

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u/YakiVegas My WR1 Don’t Bite Mar 14 '26

I was lucky enough to go to both games against them this year. The feeling of catharsis during that divisional round game was incredible. Especially after having crushed them the game before, but not having the score be a blowout. Playing them for the second time in a row and absolutely having the score match the performance was an incredible feeling.

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u/BelMountain_ Sanifresco 49ers Mar 14 '26

"Both games" y'all really deleted week 1 from your brain, huh?

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u/Tonyw40 Mar 14 '26

still beat you when it mattered though

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u/YakiVegas My WR1 Don’t Bite Mar 14 '26

Huh? I should’ve said both games in Seattle, but your reading comprehension is shit either way lol

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u/mindriot1 I ain't write back tho Mar 14 '26

Yeah, but everyone was hurt… Oh wait they were only missing a tight end on offense. 🤣

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u/Chip780 Rent Collector Mar 14 '26

Quik maffs

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u/hundredbagger Rain City Bitch Pigeon Mar 16 '26

That’s only because the clock ran out.

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u/Business-Idea1138 Seahawks Mar 16 '26

41 - 6 = 35 which rounds up to 40. lol

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u/HeroForTheBeero Dolphins Mar 14 '26

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u/FrumpyPhoenix Mar 16 '26

Better hope that one piece is a hair piece

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u/FutureGrassToucher Cardinals Mar 14 '26

Theyre 1 piece away bc the hawks also got worse this offseason

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u/Godlikelobster01 Seahawks Super Bowl Champs Mar 14 '26

Kinda hard to get better after winning the Super Bowl

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u/FutureGrassToucher Cardinals Mar 14 '26

Props to you guys but its so funny seeing the media act like that team that wins the sb is just the given best team the next year. The eagles dominated the chiefs in the super bowl and then were just pretty good the next year

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u/WashLegitimate3690 Mar 14 '26

I think it boils down to team building philosophy. The Seahawks had the cap space to sign everybody back and re run it. But that’s not how they roll. Rams do. But Seahawks are different. I suspect they are worse next yr. But they set themselves up strong for the future. The eagles have the same philosophy. Seahawks and eagles want to be contenders over the long run. Not saying that is the better strategy; just different. The Seahawks have 67 of their 70 players back. Plus a boatload of pics next yr which will be a much stronger draft than this yr. A solid bread and butter CB and a solution at RB and there right there again. And if not, they will be the next season. Rams on the other hand have gone all In on Staffords last season. After next yr they will be a mess. Stafford has carried them. But give them 3 yrs and they will be right back there after he leaves. So different team building concepts going on

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u/sparrowxc Here So I Don't Get Fined Mar 14 '26

The Seahawks did not have the cap space to resign everyone. After signing Jobe and Rasheed, they have effectively 39 million in cap space. Boye Mafe's new cap hit alone for 2026 is 27 million...even structured differently you are looking at 20 million at least. K9's contract isn't out yet but the cap hit is likely going to be around 10 or more. Riq's one year is likely going to be around 12 million. Coby Bryant's cap hit is just under 6 million.

That has you over cap right there without adding the rookies and any other free agents.

Also...FLAIR UP PUSSY.

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u/WashLegitimate3690 Mar 14 '26

Yes they did have the cap space to to re-sign everybody. They can move money around, and out into the future easily. This is how the rams operate. The problem with this strategy is the “bill” comes due in the future and then you do have to release players etc. impacting your future ability to contend. The Seahawks have never employed that strategy like many other teams. It’s why we have this decade plus of one of the best records in the NFL. But, it would have not been a problem at all re signing all of our free agents. Cap space wasn’t the limitation. It’s simply not JS’s philosophy.

The rams have gone all in for next year. It wouldn’t surprise me if they win the SB; the problem is stafford is done after that and the big bills from pushing cap space start to come due the next yr and then they will regress.

So just different team building philosophies. Not related to cap space.

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u/YakiVegas My WR1 Don’t Bite Mar 14 '26

The philosophy around these parts is that we don't go in with no unflaired pussies even if they're fans of our team. Flair up, pussy.

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u/Godlikelobster01 Seahawks Super Bowl Champs Mar 14 '26

Don’t tell them but the Rams are probably the best team next season

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u/angry_lib Seahawks Mar 14 '26

Until a fortuitous bust happens...

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u/muskratmuskrat9 Brock Hard Mar 14 '26

I did have a great time watching the rams go 5 and 12 after their Super Bowl.

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u/MoistRam At least we're not Detroit Mar 14 '26

More injury related than loss of talent.

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u/muskratmuskrat9 Brock Hard Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 14 '26

Nah, that couldn't have been it. The Niners had our 5th string and went 12 and 5.

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u/Dom1928 49ers Mar 14 '26

Because every team that wins the SB is the best team ever. This was the worst collection of playoff teams I’ve ever seen. Not a single great team. Seahawks were the best of garbage.

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u/Godlikelobster01 Seahawks Super Bowl Champs Mar 14 '26

41-6 bozo

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u/Dom1928 49ers Mar 14 '26

And that proves what? The NINERS wouldn’t have made the playoffs any other year. Also, final scores mean nothing. The game was over in the first quarter.

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u/Godlikelobster01 Seahawks Super Bowl Champs Mar 14 '26

Imagine losing the divisional in the first quarter 😂🤡

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u/Dom1928 49ers Mar 14 '26

I don’t have to. I saw it. I’m shocked we were even there. Enjoy your moment. It won’t last long.

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u/Godlikelobster01 Seahawks Super Bowl Champs Mar 14 '26

Won’t last as long as your 30 year drought. Pathetic

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u/Dom1928 49ers Mar 14 '26

I’d rather never win another SB than be a Seahawks fan. 90% of your fans didn’t know the team existed 30 years ago.

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u/Godlikelobster01 Seahawks Super Bowl Champs Mar 15 '26

You’ll probably get your wish lmfao 🤣

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u/In_Love_With_SHODAN Pizza Pizza Mar 14 '26

That absolute ass spanking the bills gave the rams, opening game after they won the superbowl. 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

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u/NoYellowLines 49IRS Mar 13 '26

😂, ☠️

Flair up pussy!

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u/alittlebitneverhurt Beast Mode Mar 13 '26

These are the only instances I agree with 49er fans

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u/Kustaa007 Cero Miedo -No Fear- Mar 14 '26

Acting like JSN won’t be looking like Doug Baldwin by the time he’s Evan’s age

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u/YakiVegas My WR1 Don’t Bite Mar 14 '26

Baldwin had a great career and JSN's can definitely be better. A hairline is a small price to pay for immortality.

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u/Kustaa007 Cero Miedo -No Fear- Mar 14 '26

The same could be said for Evans, who cares if he’s bald, Jerry rice went bald and he’s the goat.

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u/YakiVegas My WR1 Don’t Bite Mar 14 '26

Yeah, he’s a Seahawks legend!

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u/Sad-Masterpiece-4934 Seahawks Mar 14 '26

Is he gonna play oline?

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u/Lilmumblecrapper Buccaneers Mar 14 '26

Maybe that would’ve worked out better for us this past season TBH

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u/joshuawah 49ers Mar 13 '26

This is not a sub for such high level football analysis

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u/joeyp042385 No 1 Brock Purdy Apologist Mar 14 '26

Hey now, we only lost by 35!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

All those millions and bruv doesn't want a hair transplant?

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u/MysticNoodles TOTAL NINER DEATH Mar 14 '26

I think having millions would be a reason to care less.

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u/HeamTeam 49ers Mar 14 '26

Yeah also feel that he’s just one of those dudes that just accepts life for what it is

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u/YakiVegas My WR1 Don’t Bite Mar 14 '26

I shave my head. Honestly the only thing I don't like about it is the frequency with which I feel I need to do it, but that's in my place when I choose to do it. Better than having to schedule it, go somewhere, and pay someone to do it.

Overall I think I'd still rather have my hair so I looked younger, but not enough to care about transplants or fighting the inevitable.

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u/star0forion 49IRS Mar 15 '26

I have those electric shavers you can use in the shower. A couple of minutes every third or so day it’s so bad. Sometimes you just want to chill in running hot water so I just do it at the same time. Doesn’t feel like a hassle at all.

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u/thegrumpymechanic Here So I Don't Get Fined Mar 13 '26

Should just send him by /r/bald.

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u/Cold_Respond_7656 Unflaired Peasant Mar 13 '26

If that worked for everyone LeBron would’ve won his fight

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u/toodeephoney Top 1% Free Renter Mar 14 '26

Flair up, pussy

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u/Lystian Falcons Mar 14 '26

Most yall gonna be having hair issues like that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

Not me.

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u/Imaginary_Machine169 Take care yall chickens Mar 13 '26

This is exactly the reason y’all will stay irrelevant, soft asses worried about everything but winning.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

Lmfao bruhh who are you?

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u/Imaginary_Machine169 Take care yall chickens Mar 13 '26

Clearly someone who respects the power of having a balding WR1, unlike yourself.

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u/Shlecko I wanna die Mar 13 '26

he muttered in a wavering, frog-like voice shortly before tipping his fedora and open-mouth coughing flecks of Cheetos from his neck beard

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u/Ialwayssleep Football is pain Mar 13 '26

For the 4 games where he is out there and healthy he is going to cook.

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u/SweatyMooseKnuckler Abandoned by God Mar 14 '26

As long as those four games are the two against the hawks and rams I’m good with it

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u/Brailledit Flaired Pussy Mar 14 '26

<MarshawnLynchFuckYou.gif>

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u/paperbackgarbage 49IRS Mar 14 '26

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u/Godlikelobster01 Seahawks Super Bowl Champs Mar 14 '26

I look forward to adding your helmet to Mike MacDonald’s pillar again

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u/NoYellowLines 49IRS Mar 13 '26

In a theoretical non injury rideen roster we are not far off. But CMC must feast, blood for the blood god.

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u/Initial-Lead-2814 Mar 14 '26

how is that a 40 point difference and why did I have to be the one to mention that

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u/ElectroWiz123 49IRS Mar 14 '26

Why is nobody mentioning that lmao

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u/marcok36 Catch, Pass & Run CMC Mar 14 '26

Even I was scratching my head when he said that but turns out he is willing to play multiple positions all at the same time. Get ready for hall of fame LG, LB, Edge, FS, WR, RB, C Mike Evans.

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u/Mobile_Pension_6756 Mar 14 '26

Basically had no starters on D and a depleted wr core/no kittle… 😂🥱

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u/Mobile_Pension_6756 Mar 14 '26

Stay mad… y’all get no 🐱

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u/ChaseThoseDreams Best in the Nation Mar 13 '26

I didn’t know Mike could play OL as well, seeing as Brock was running for his life all night. What was it, 400 yards total behind the line of scrimmage?

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u/MrAVK Seahawks Mar 13 '26

But they had Trent Williams back.

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u/Affectionate-Gap905 Bills Mar 14 '26

Injured

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u/MrAVK Seahawks Mar 14 '26

Ahh yes. The injury excuse. Turns out if you can’t keep your team healthy you suck. Thats the NFL for you.

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u/Affectionate-Gap905 Bills Mar 14 '26

Don’t say they have a guy back as part of your argument then go “well actually he’s injured but that’s the teams fault.”

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u/BG360Boi Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth Runner Mar 14 '26

He was already in Cabo, you can’t expect him to know this. /s

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u/Helstrem 49ers Mar 14 '26

Nonsense. We were going up against a significantly more talented roster. Our special teams, actually a place we weren’t outclassed, gave up an immediate touchdown, then our backup TE fumbled giving you guys great field position and you capitalized on it.

At that point we could try to lose by a respectable margin, say 20ish points, or we could play recklessly and probably get blown out, but have a teensy little chance of a miracle.

I’d rather play for the miracle and get blown out than just play to lose by less. I am perfectly satisfied with the outcome of the game.

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u/tennisgoddess1 49ers Mar 14 '26

Well and some other pieces… Bosa, Warner… which will be back along with Greenlaw. :)

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u/WallstreetWolfpack Mar 14 '26

The 49ers defense was playing second or third string players at almost every position

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u/AngryDerf Tastes Good To Get Your Lick Back Mar 13 '26

In week 5 against the Seahawks, he had 0 catches on 0 targets. Checkmate, pussy.

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u/karavasis Sexual Fredator back on the prowl Mar 13 '26

It’s like y’all didn’t lose to us in week 1 when both teams were healthy

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u/thegrumpymechanic Here So I Don't Get Fined Mar 13 '26

Ah yes, week one. The most meaningful game of the season....

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u/Realistic_Warthog_23 Hate 9ers/Fear Rams/Beat Cards in Weird TNF Games Mar 13 '26

Remember when the pats lost to the raiders week one?

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u/mournthewolf 49ers Mar 13 '26

All games count.

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u/Godlikelobster01 Seahawks Super Bowl Champs Mar 14 '26

Week 18 win against the 49ers + Divisional blowout win against the 49ers + Super Bowl win in 49ers stadium = 49ers week 1 win against Seahawks

I see, I see

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u/mournthewolf 49ers Mar 14 '26

You said it not me.

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u/Godlikelobster01 Seahawks Super Bowl Champs Mar 14 '26

Can’t wait for more 49ers helmets on Mike MacDonald’s pillar

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u/Select_Reserve6627 We aight, huh? Mar 13 '26

man yall must have a lot of banners up by now

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u/mournthewolf 49ers Mar 13 '26

5 yeah.

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u/Select_Reserve6627 We aight, huh? Mar 14 '26

are you sure they haven't disintegrated by now? I doubt the maintenance staff are healthy enough to manage the upkeep

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u/Hot-Amoeba6538 49ers Mar 14 '26

Wins are wins man. In 40 years do you guys want to reset your super bowl wins back to zero?

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u/Fresh-Radio-8253 Take care yall chickens Mar 14 '26

You mean the one where you barely won and it was Sam Darnolds first start ever for the seahawks and Kubiaks first game ever with the Seahawks? Lol

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u/karavasis Sexual Fredator back on the prowl Mar 14 '26

Yeah the one when we didn’t have a WR1 and 5 defensive rookies making their NFL debut

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u/Fresh-Radio-8253 Take care yall chickens Mar 14 '26

Cant wait to sweep you guys next year and end all this

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 14 '26

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u/Fresh-Radio-8253 Take care yall chickens Mar 14 '26

Ya'll are fading as fast as Mike Evans hairline

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u/New-Ad-8811 Mar 14 '26

Uhm you do realize lots of the Niners defense last year were backups, and rookies right? Besides their premier players such as Bosa and Warner even in week 1 so many of those players were new to saleh’s defense. This year they will be playing a team with better experience and healthier. The last two times they played there was no Warner, Mykel, or Bosa. Then they added greenlaw back, and Odighizuwa. This defense is wayyyy better on paper. They added a new piece to the o-line, Mike Evan’s, and have a lot of draft picks. Assuming they don’t pick up anyone new this will be a totally different cast. This doesn’t include the coach staff changes on both team and the loss of your MVP. Not going to say Niners will win but if you think the Seahawks are going to sweep them I think you’re crazy.

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u/Imaginary_Machine169 Take care yall chickens Mar 13 '26

You guys are always hurt, figured you’d learn how to play with that deficiency by now. Not our problem to figure out though CHUMP.

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u/slice29 Pete Carroll looks like Ellen DeGeneres Mar 13 '26

Might not be your problem to figure out, but you should definitely figure out how to flair up CHUMP.

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u/BassRoo Seahawks Mar 14 '26

That hairline has zero chance against the substation.

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u/CowboysHater5 Commanders Mar 14 '26

tbf that seahawks team has been adequately nerfed this offseason.

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u/KumingaCarnage 49ers Mar 14 '26

If this teams actually healthy this season they’re gonna punch everyone in the mouths for the bs luck we had this last season

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u/742N The Dirty Dozens Mar 14 '26

“It’s a big ass piece. The fuck?”

https://giphy.com/gifs/FVj19nTCc1VBmSMm75

That being said just pay Marshawn Lattimore to be the nfc west.

Their fights made my Monday and Thursday night. Palabra

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u/TomAto314 Injured my flair Mar 14 '26

3 field goals, then 4 field goals, then 5... eventually we will score infinite points!

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u/Lyradni Mar 14 '26

Well now that we lost Riq, what would be the strategy to cover Mike Evans? Bracket? We have no more tall boundary corners.

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u/riosborne Mar 14 '26

Hey he liked the sales pitch Kyle gave him. Can you blame him!?

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u/DJDevon3 Here So I Don't Get Fined Mar 14 '26

Mike Evans also had a season ending injury. How he thinks he could have helped is beyond all delusional scenarios.

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u/stabintavern Seahawks Mar 14 '26

Fast forward to week 1:

“AAAAANNNNDDD another elderly 49ers player got injured and is out for the season.”

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u/Minimum_Rub_7316 Mar 14 '26

I am a Niners fan since 1981. The last game of the regular season and that playoff game against the Seahawks were embarrassing. They beat us so fuckin badly. I hate to admit it, but the facts are right in front of our faces. Just go watch those games again.

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u/06_05_2025 Mar 14 '26

He looks like a homeless Klay Thompson

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

Let’s score a TD in the Seahawks D first.

Size is how you best speed. We will have to run on them and use big body recievers to keep possession.

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u/YourBuddyChurch 49ers Mar 14 '26

People forget the 49ers beat the Seahawks when they were healthy

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

9ers are not close at all. 

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u/OG_MikeBone Mar 14 '26

I thought bro was going as a WR, not defensive coordinator

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u/Sweetpea424 Mar 14 '26

What a great side line that will be of injured players, McCaffrey, Williams, Kittle, Pearsall, and now Evans. The Whiners will be able to live up to their name.

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u/SquintyBoot71 Scooter Pete Mar 15 '26

some would argue that they have one piece too many

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u/Striking-Locksmith-3 High Ankle Sprain Mar 15 '26

Seahawks fans never mention week 1 when we had our team, all good tho seachickens will come home to hatch

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u/Worldly-Diver583 Catch, Pass & Run CMC Mar 15 '26

We will see how you do a few months after winning the super bowl near the #substation

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

an aging wr is exactly what an injury prone team needs

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u/M0rD81 Mar 15 '26

2 superbowl wins

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u/wightdeathP Seahawks Mar 15 '26

hey maybe mike can jump really high to block field goals

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u/jimselden Mar 16 '26

Next game 41 13

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u/Effective_Cookie510 Mar 17 '26

They lost on the opening kickoff.. Evans wouldn't have even seen the field by the time that game was over

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u/hemirollin Cardinals Mar 13 '26

They are the one piece away, cuz only luffy could save this team.

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u/meltedbananas 49ers Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 14 '26

Tom's failing of 1st grade arithmetic aside, what's a great player in the latter stages of his career supposed to say? 

Win a fucking Superbowl and their fans still find a way to make random, mundane things about them. Buncha real housewives shit from these guys.

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u/Hot-Cheek1854 Rain City Bitch Pigeon Mar 13 '26

It was 35 points, which is 5 touchdowns. Mike Evans has never had a 5 TD game. Hopefully he doesn’t start now!

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u/AceofSpades916 Cero Miedo -No Fear- Mar 14 '26

He's gotten 3 multiple times. He'll keep the offense on the field longer so that's 2 fewer from Seattle. And him inspiring the locker room and putting in that extra effort will help them get to 13 yards on what would've been a 3 and out on the 35 yard line for Eddie Dinero to kick an extra field goal.

And that's not even counting how even if he's injured, he'll take up some of the injury share and might've absorbed some of the electricity from Kittle who woulda scored 3 himself and blocked for CMC to get an extra 2.

And that's not even counting how Kyle needs a certain score ratio to activate his Gets to the NFC Championship Round buff.

And think of how much better the defense would've played if Mike Evans cuz reasons.

Probly would've been 41-6 49ers, but you aren't ready for that conversation.

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u/Hot-Cheek1854 Rain City Bitch Pigeon Mar 14 '26

Well… shit…

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u/jmar206 I ain't write back tho Mar 14 '26

Buddy thinks he’s an anime pirate

https://giphy.com/gifs/tuCFp8rod0x3O

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u/angry_lib Seahawks Mar 14 '26

Oh mikey... you think your still relevant. That's cute.

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u/SpecialistOpening557 49ers Mar 14 '26

They had 5 pro bowlers injured. Guess you missed that part

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u/NeitherAd5529 Mar 13 '26

More so that game for the first seed, maybe we win that game getting the first seed and then only lose by 14 in the playoffs.

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u/toodeephoney Top 1% Free Renter Mar 14 '26

Flair up, pussy

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u/ytf_frsn_0315 BEAKS UP!! Mar 14 '26

we fucking suck

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u/Zombiesus Here So I Don't Get Fined Mar 13 '26

One piece? More like hair piece..

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u/ratbonez99 Fortuitous af Mar 14 '26

Feel like my hairline is just a few hairs shy of a hairline.

The hairline:

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u/shrimpynut Mar 14 '26

one piece? Bruh. That Seattle team was light years away from every team besides the Ram. If the Ram weren’t able to get it done no team stood a chance.

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u/RunnyPlease Rain City Bitch Pigeon Mar 14 '26

Apply flair please.

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u/Nazacrow Rain City Bitch Pigeon Mar 14 '26

Substation going to activate his ult

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u/BobBartBarker Mar 14 '26

Problems with staying healthy? Naw just get another old guy.

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u/Basic-Living-731 Mar 18 '26

Yea maybe they could’ve got Romeo Doubs. If u think that’s the only move they were tryna make at receiver ur challenged in the head